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  • swash? doesnt he mean swoosh?

  • Apparently 1,784 people can't have children. Hm. Well whaddya know.

  • why so many dislikes??

  • 3:16 I have the same speakers :)

  • jesus i hate how the jews on the show try to force themselfs into skits, all of htem suck

    murphy, this guy. fuck sakes

  • It's a Jewish-Indian version of jake LOL!

  • swosh! bam! 2 points

  • 0:42

    Pat's face!

    hahahahahahahaha!

  • 0:42

    Pat's face!

    hahahahahahahaa!

  • /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

  • its jake!

  • "So who was on the phone?"

    "Oh it was for you dan. You cant have children"

    "....."

  • U just got bad news.

    On a basketball phone!

    (awsome sound)

    I baked u a pie!

    Oh boy, what flavor

    PIE flavor!

    (awsome sound)

  • wow no wonder that guy got fired

  • is that jake, damn amir really made an impact in Jake's life

  • what the hell is he wearing

  • who is the guy with the basketball phone? Is it jake?

  • #LOL

  • Who is that guy? With the phone? :O ... I thought he was Jake with a wig...

  • When it comes to movies theyre allways talking about Jumper. anyone else noticed?

  • @lollerzorz123 Yeah its a sort of in-joke - they always pretend to love the movie even though it's awful XD Funny :D

  • I FUCKING HAVE THAT PHONE! Wow xD So cool

  • they really need to stop whoring jumper. It's annoying

  • @Unlawfulsalmon Why? Cuz its so bad it shouldnt exist?

  • One of the requirements to work as a Production Intern at Collegehumor is to find a last-minute working basketball phone. I wonder what the story was behind the making of this video.

  • It looks like and sounds like JAKE 0.0

  • All worth it to see Dan's face at the end.

  • 0:22

    um....hi Dan

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  • So every bad news was for Dan?

  • This guy would go so well with Amir.

  • That chicks is preety hot. i would fuck her and her tits

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  • I love how idiots take MrShortDictionary seriously so when they jack off the think of this girl...

    come on really?

  • The look on dan's face at the end makes my day

  • Who is the main guy?

  • i see one good titled vid then i see another then i see another then another ... then anothe... er... ano... an... fu** it... * zzzZZZ *

  • isnt that jeffs phone?

  • i just spit to my computer!

  • Why is this DK's only episode? Did he win a contest or something? XP

  • Jumper Is so shit

  • Dan has AIDS

  • who gave sara so much cake!!

  • thats jake

  • Press 5 a few times.

    What's-his-face says cock.

  • @MrBrohawk josh

  • @ContainedMax That wasn't Josh. That was Jeff.

  • the only kind of news he gets from the basketball fone is bad news

  • that was for you dan XD u cant have kids. dan: O.O

  • 1. Press 1 rapidly.

    2. Watch Sarah jerk off

  • @ItchyVids um are you guys dumb thats not her........

  • I finally get it. This is only funny if you're drunk and high

  • could be a smosh video :P

  • Lol I almost pissed myself when he said " it was for you dan yeah you can't have children" hahaha!!!!

  • XD everyones laughing "it was for you jake. you cant have children" *stern face*

  • this guy looks like gym class in elementary school

  • dan already has 3 kids

  • why are they always talking about jumper

  • Sorry because my phone is so awesome?? LOL

  • If your gonna have two loves, just have one.

    If your gonna have two loves, just have one.

  • basketball phone, i got a basketball phone. got a basketball phone. oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

  • no-one bitches about banana phone..

  • It's like someone set him up with this terrible script to ruin his future CollegeHumor career.

  • everyone is just 4 people..lol

  • lol

    

  • why so many dislikes ? :l

  • My 1st Hardly Working.

  • I have that shirt

  • patricks shirt hurts me eyes :(

  • Dans expression is priceless!

  • ROFFLMAO AT 3:04

  • you mean that was real time?

  • it took me 30 seconds to realize that wasn't jake wearing a wig

  • The girl looks like Pam from The Office, but with more boobs. SO MUCH BOOBS.

  • is that sarah, she used to be so fat

  • @MrShortDictionary are you being sarcastic?

  • @FunnyPlace1 kinda, i was exaggerating. Sorry

  • @MrShortDictionary That's not Sarah.

  • @MrShortDictionary that's not sarah.....

  • @MrShortDictionary Lol no that was you :D

  • @MrShortDictionary that's not Sarah

  • @MrShortDictionary thats not real

  • @MrShortDictionary thats not sarah =o

  • @MrShortDictionary That is not Sarah

  • @emmyspemmy17 AWWWWW thanks for spoiling that!

  • @MrShortDictionary How does this have 47 likes, that is clearly not Sarah.

  • @MrShortDictionary ...it's not sarah

  • thats a different basketball phone than they have now...and that guy must not have lasted long

  • I want that Phone!!!!

  • Did that guy get fired from ch. He's not in any newer vids

  • damn wild turkey

  • Dan is going to kill him

  • LOL DK AS IN DEATH KNIGHTS RIGHT ? RIGHT ??

  • That is one ugly shirt he is wearing. I guess it's the blue that making it seem weird?

  • I like how shocked Jeff is when he tells them it wasn't really Sports Illustrated, lol.

  • There's no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

  • That chubby girl was cute, but lacks the funny that Sarah brings. I hope they get that "New Girl" with the dark hair to replace Sarah in future episodes.

  • HAHA DAN'S FACE AT THE END KILLS ME

  • How did I see that coming?

  • Why does everyone hate on this one? I liked it

  • wait.... Dan couldn't have children even if his sperm was viable..

  • whose that woman? its not sarah for sure

  • IT'S THE N00B!!!!!!!

  • I dunno. I liked it.

    even though I FEAR CHANGE!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH WHO ARE THESE NEW FACES? I WANT MOMMY

  • who was that no name loser ?

  • this wasnt very funny on comparison to other CH vidz

  • I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

  • I came here from Jinx

  • This video features not Jake and not Sarah.

  • @tFighterPilot :-0 >My face when I said the exact same thing two months ago and forgot all about it.

  • Lol @ his face!!!

  • is that guy jakes brother?

  • is it me? or this shit just looks really horrible? its like 10 fps? :\

  • @bonakid22222 Get a better computer, it's fine by here, or maybe I shouldn't bother you because you're probably too retarded to notice that

  • @orange24ist i realized that it is because of the sims game im playing on facebook that why it is lagging....guess youre the retard one after all

  • lolz

  • Anybody else thinks DK looks abit like Jake?

  • @Redman5Times More than a bit. o__o'

  • That guy's voice is exactly like Jake's he even looks like Jake the only difference is his black hair...

  • So the doc said he couldn't have kids but earlier he said the line was crossed and I quoit "the test came back positive? Sweet!"

    What dose that mean O.o

    Wait for it

    Wait for it

    Hahahahahahahhahahahah

  • I figured it out.

    Jake and Amir's colorblind child.

  • its the n00b :D

  • goddamn, that guy at 3:09 cannot stop rocking in his chair. even during filming...

  • anyone see the nerf gun in the background at the end?

  • DK is funny and also looks like jake minus the hair.

  • ive memorized the keystone light and ice cube coors light advertisements...i watch waay to much college humor

  • chubby girl kinda cute. put her in more video for no reason. just put her as prop. thanks

  • i kept rewind'n to Dan's face , fcking funny mann . xD

  • look at the nerf gun at 3:10

  • Who the f*** is this?!?

  • that guys shirt is way too colorful

  • This guy kinda looks like the offspring of Jake and Amir...kinda...

  • WHO THE HECK! Are these people we DONT KNOW!?!?!?!?

  • 0:28 I thought someone was calling me on Steam.

  • Dan cant have kids because he has anime balls.

  • Was that Jake??? With a wig?

  • @dancestarabc thats not jake--its dan fucking klein

  • why is that girl there, all she did was stand there

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  • Dans face made me crack up when he heard he couldn't have children lol

  • haha Who was it??

    Ye it was for you dan haha You cant have Kids

    *MAD LOOK + SAD*

    awww sorry

  • I think this guy should be in more videos!

  • Omg that dude sounded exactly like Jake

  • That guy is wearing the whitest shirt

  • He looks like if Jake and Amir were mixed together

    WHAT

    THE

    FUCK

  • That Is Jake..

  • That colored shirt is horrible.....

  • This video featured not Sarah and not Jake.

  • Thumbs up if u think that looks like jakes little brother!

  • did anyone else notice that he said SWASH not SWISH?

  • Dan's face= PRICELESS

  • never liked jeff

  • He's like the bizarro Jake... XD

  • Ahaha

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  • Alright, how do I get from male homosexual penguin sex, to this.... Hm....

  • Ok enough with these friggen Rhett and Link people.

  • He Looks Like Jake with a wig on his head

  • @xsupremeNERDx but act's like amir

  • Bad news on a basketball phone!

  • that was so wierd. when the phone in the vid rang so did mine 0.o

  • well, hey - he tried

  • Hey! That's the same shirt they employees at Legoland wear.

  • "No that happened real-time, it was really wierd"

    ahahahahahahahahahahahah

  • a gay jew?

  • Jeff was right? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • 0:43, pats face.

  • I want that phone so badly

  • @rossyberry. Holy shit!! I was just thinking that.

  • too freaky, my phone went off while they were waiting for a phone call

  • It's swish