Hardly Working: Basketball Phone

[universal550]

3:16 I have the same speakers :)

[rainman1344]

jesus i hate how the jews on the show try to force themselfs into skits, all of htem suck

murphy, this guy. fuck sakes

[MeleeFiend01]

It's a Jewish-Indian version of jake LOL!

[ZlaxdaWg44]

swosh! bam! 2 points

[steffany16]

0:42

Pat's face!

hahahahahahahaha!

[steffany16]

0:42

Pat's face!

hahahahahahahaa!

[rellek719]

/人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\

[Clickeey]

its jake!

[XTheNugetofpowerX]

"So who was on the phone?"

"Oh it was for you dan. You cant have children"

"....."

[dan4otoi]

U just got bad news.

On a basketball phone!

(awsome sound)

I baked u a pie!

Oh boy, what flavor

PIE flavor!

(awsome sound)

[danieluzumaki14]

wow no wonder that guy got fired

[danieluzumaki14]

is that jake, damn amir really made an impact in Jake's life

[marsuleo]

what the hell is he wearing

[RMCdwadegowisconsin]

who is the guy with the basketball phone? Is it jake?

[pineapplefun1011]

#LOL

[aceW3RM]

Who is that guy? With the phone? :O ... I thought he was Jake with a wig...

[lollerzorz123]

When it comes to movies theyre allways talking about Jumper. anyone else noticed?

[cathartic555]

@lollerzorz123 Yeah its a sort of in-joke - they always pretend to love the movie even though it's awful XD Funny :D

[NOBadReligion]

I FUCKING HAVE THAT PHONE! Wow xD So cool

[Unlawfulsalmon]

they really need to stop whoring jumper. It's annoying

[cathartic555]

@Unlawfulsalmon Why? Cuz its so bad it shouldnt exist?

[LukeAlto2007]

One of the requirements to work as a Production Intern at Collegehumor is to find a last-minute working basketball phone. I wonder what the story was behind the making of this video.

[iAmATortilla]

It looks like and sounds like JAKE 0.0

[battle171]

All worth it to see Dan's face at the end.

[radicalpigon]

0:22

um....hi Dan

[Trooper45a]

So every bad news was for Dan?

[Darkienzo1]

This guy would go so well with Amir.

[Tommo506]

That chicks is preety hot. i would fuck her and her tits

[ichynoob]

I love how idiots take MrShortDictionary seriously so when they jack off the think of this girl...

come on really?

[TheB1ackninja]

The look on dan's face at the end makes my day

[MxOxRxRxIxS]

Who is the main guy?

[mt98160]

i see one good titled vid then i see another then i see another then another ... then anothe... er... ano... an... fu** it... * zzzZZZ *

[WhiteboyFTW7thst]

isnt that jeffs phone?

[jgr1212]

i just spit to my computer!

[73windman]

Why is this DK's only episode? Did he win a contest or something? XP

[thecalcium9]

Jumper Is so shit

[hollowghost229]

Dan has AIDS

[aliakberza]

who gave sara so much cake!!

[sbsteamwolf]

thats jake

[MrBrohawk]

Press 5 a few times.

What's-his-face says cock.

[ContainedMax]

@MrBrohawk josh

[xKeffinx]

@ContainedMax That wasn't Josh. That was Jeff.

[PoptartsCh0c0l4te]

the only kind of news he gets from the basketball fone is bad news

[ais422]

that was for you dan XD u cant have kids. dan: O.O

[ItchyVids]

1. Press 1 rapidly.

2. Watch Sarah jerk off

[honeydew455]

@ItchyVids um are you guys dumb thats not her........

[MrOscRib]

I finally get it. This is only funny if you're drunk and high

[seventrebec]

could be a smosh video :P

[micahshot1]

Lol I almost pissed myself when he said " it was for you dan yeah you can't have children" hahaha!!!!

[lizardsrule4ever]

XD everyones laughing "it was for you jake. you cant have children" *stern face*

[MrDudeface23]

this guy looks like gym class in elementary school

[ThisMissLovesYou]

dan already has 3 kids

[punkfanzrul]

why are they always talking about jumper

[TheMogo1997]

Sorry because my phone is so awesome?? LOL

[allthewayqualla]

If your gonna have two loves, just have one.

If your gonna have two loves, just have one.

[CollapsedLung]

basketball phone, i got a basketball phone. got a basketball phone. oh baby, oo-oo-ooo

[killall389]

no-one bitches about banana phone..

[ajnode]

It's like someone set him up with this terrible script to ruin his future CollegeHumor career.

[WhytManga]

everyone is just 4 people..lol

[princessbc333]

lol



[Snatch02G]

why so many dislikes ? :l

[kwestlol]

My 1st Hardly Working.



[MegaPJParty]

I have that shirt

[bitemarks69]

patricks shirt hurts me eyes :(

[SLOKO98]

Dans expression is priceless!

[MrMichaelmanning]

ROFFLMAO AT 3:04

[MCA5EY]

you mean that was real time?

[soxfan2790]

it took me 30 seconds to realize that wasn't jake wearing a wig

[iseebreen]

The girl looks like Pam from The Office, but with more boobs. SO MUCH BOOBS.

[MrShortDictionary]

is that sarah, she used to be so fat

[FunnyPlace1]

@MrShortDictionary are you being sarcastic?

[MrShortDictionary]

@FunnyPlace1 kinda, i was exaggerating. Sorry

[unikitteh]

@MrShortDictionary That's not Sarah. 

[snak3145]

@MrShortDictionary that's not sarah.....

[NoRefundsXD]

@MrShortDictionary lmfao

[MorningMidget]

@MrShortDictionary Lol no that was you :D

[WalrusCatastrophy]

@MrShortDictionary that's not Sarah

[honeydew455]

@MrShortDictionary thats not real

[Monzur1994]

@MrShortDictionary thats not sarah =o

[emmyspemmy17]

@MrShortDictionary That is not Sarah

[asutuh]

@emmyspemmy17 AWWWWW thanks for spoiling that!

[SteelCurtainD7694]

@MrShortDictionary How does this have 47 likes, that is clearly not Sarah.

[khipustuff]

@MrShortDictionary ...it's not sarah

[CommanderSwedePlays]

thats a different basketball phone than they have now...and that guy must not have lasted long

[LebronTrehan6]

I want that Phone!!!!

[GingerMellow5]

Did that guy get fired from ch. He's not in any newer vids

[runforthehills007]

damn wild turkey

[160moebius2]

Dan is going to kill him

[josephcreed13]

LOL DK AS IN DEATH KNIGHTS RIGHT ? RIGHT ??

[emilejon]

That is one ugly shirt he is wearing. I guess it's the blue that making it seem weird?

[adio0205]

I like how shocked Jeff is when he tells them it wasn't really Sports Illustrated, lol.

[biggie51996]

There's no such thing as bad news on a basketball phone.

[hotgirlsarehot]

That chubby girl was cute, but lacks the funny that Sarah brings. I hope they get that "New Girl" with the dark hair to replace Sarah in future episodes.

[lcarusFlow]

HAHA DAN'S FACE AT THE END KILLS ME

[SuperWormism]

How did I see that coming?

[tylerml]

Why does everyone hate on this one? I liked it

[GeorgeOWashington]

wait.... Dan couldn't have children even if his sperm was viable..

[99gab]

whose that woman? its not sarah for sure

[whothehelll]

IT'S THE N00B!!!!!!!

[unholyaquarius]

I dunno. I liked it.

even though I FEAR CHANGE!!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH WHO ARE THESE NEW FACES? I WANT MOMMY

[JAMxSkalla16]

who was that no name loser ?

[robsterbot2006]

this wasnt very funny on comparison to other CH vidz

[GlobalCrisisMaker]

I HAVE THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD!!!

[CaptainObviousIAm]

I came here from Jinx

[tFighterPilot]

This video features not Jake and not Sarah.

[tFighterPilot]

@tFighterPilot :-0 >My face when I said the exact same thing two months ago and forgot all about it.

[SetTheWorldAfire1]

Lol @ his face!!!

[Batiascc]

is that guy jakes brother?

[bonakid22222]

is it me? or this shit just looks really horrible? its like 10 fps? :\

[orange24ist]

@bonakid22222 Get a better computer, it's fine by here, or maybe I shouldn't bother you because you're probably too retarded to notice that

[bonakid22222]

@orange24ist i realized that it is because of the sims game im playing on facebook that why it is lagging....guess youre the retard one after all

[awsomekill2]

lolz

[Redman5Times]

Anybody else thinks DK looks abit like Jake?

[iAGRgames]

@Redman5Times More than a bit. o__o'

[DougieARW]

That guy's voice is exactly like Jake's he even looks like Jake the only difference is his black hair...

[mrsoctagoneapus]

So the doc said he couldn't have kids but earlier he said the line was crossed and I quoit "the test came back positive? Sweet!"

What dose that mean O.o

Wait for it

Wait for it

Hahahahahahahhahahahah

[OmNomNommy]

I figured it out.

Jake and Amir's colorblind child.

[TIMxisxHERE]

its the n00b :D

[MenAmongPoodles]

goddamn, that guy at 3:09 cannot stop rocking in his chair. even during filming...

[henryearp]

anyone see the nerf gun in the background at the end?

[rexal96]

DK is funny and also looks like jake minus the hair.

[TheGhostPSN29]

ive memorized the keystone light and ice cube coors light advertisements...i watch waay to much college humor

[arsenalfanshukri]

chubby girl kinda cute. put her in more video for no reason. just put her as prop. thanks

[RADiANTMiNAJ1]

i kept rewind'n to Dan's face , fcking funny mann . xD

[jammy58967]

look at the nerf gun at 3:10

[PWNTHEOWNER48]

Who the f*** is this?!?

[SilverYoshi111]

that guys shirt is way too colorful

[TheAboutLastNight]

This guy kinda looks like the offspring of Jake and Amir...kinda...

[pummelhead]

WHO THE HECK! Are these people we DONT KNOW!?!?!?!?

[omegawaffle]

0:28 I thought someone was calling me on Steam.

[TheFryingpanofdoom]

Dan cant have kids because he has anime balls.

[dancestarabc]

Was that Jake??? With a wig?

[Supersupee]

@dancestarabc thats not jake--its dan fucking klein

[MrBlackpeoplerule]

why is that girl there, all she did was stand there

[torrin51]

Dans face made me crack up when he heard he couldn't have children lol

[300Bane]

haha Who was it??

Ye it was for you dan haha You cant have Kids

*MAD LOOK + SAD*

awww sorry

[whiteganser]

I think this guy should be in more videos!

[sophloaf67]

Omg that dude sounded exactly like Jake

[MilleniumKidsAreGay]

That guy is wearing the whitest shirt

[XoXoSakuraKissXoXo]

He looks like if Jake and Amir were mixed together

WHAT

THE

FUCK

[2wiceAsKewl]

That Is Jake..

[Cudders93]

That colored shirt is horrible.....

[tFighterPilot]

This video featured not Sarah and not Jake.

[MrTopiloz]

Thumbs up if u think that looks like jakes little brother!

[iLiKeCeRe]

did anyone else notice that he said SWASH not SWISH?

[cheeesiesushi]

Dan's face= PRICELESS

[zuck1990]

never liked jeff

[Cloakingpower]

He's like the bizarro Jake... XD

[QuestionYourThoughts]

Ahaha

[December23rdFeb26th]

Alright, how do I get from male homosexual penguin sex, to this.... Hm....

[DoctorGrambeat]

Ok enough with these friggen Rhett and Link people.



[xsupremeNERDx]

He Looks Like Jake with a wig on his head

[forlovenotwar]

@xsupremeNERDx but act's like amir

[KatoMcKracken]

Bad news on a basketball phone!

[127miles]

that was so wierd. when the phone in the vid rang so did mine 0.o

[ajnode]

well, hey - he tried

[randomsoccr]

Hey! That's the same shirt they employees at Legoland wear.

[Skajter1901]

"No that happened real-time, it was really wierd"

ahahahahahahahahahahahah

[plebbo14]

a gay jew?

[GradeSchoolRecords]

Jeff was right? WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[rythmeandmelodies]

0:43, pats face.

[DTH003]

I want that phone so badly

[TheRosewithoutathorn]

@rossyberry. Holy shit!! I was just thinking that.

[talha1791]

too freaky, my phone went off while they were waiting for a phone call

[cenich1]

It's swish

[rossyberry]

He looked like Jake!! Anyone else see it

[COREonlyfan]

Wait, you mean that all that stuff with me on the phone didnt happen over the course of the day?

No, no that was realtime.

Yeah it was super weird...

[Hoffislav]

He looks kinda like Jake's cousin or something, and almost as funny

[brainspiller87]

why is jerry sienfeld on college humor