@MrMountie88 God didn't give us Twilight. If he did, there'd be more explosions and a lot of people would be turned into pillars of salt. Also, Bella would be stoned for being a jezebel.
@Wuzupshamu girl, you be trollin. you don't love every ounce of your man. did you forget to CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!! :P
@Wuzupshamu I believe that the cradling referred to in this video was suggested to have taken place after a place of mutual engagement and consent was reached. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
i sent this to my girlfriend this song speaks the truth ladies imagine if while we are licking your ***** right and doing a good job and you are just about to reach that point when we just stop because we do want it to get on us that is selfish thank about it
I was expecting some huge punch line at the end where I discover the whole song was actually referring to something else instead of blowjobs....but nope. This song is definitely about blowjobs.
@Davealapoo The term "getting head" is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females. Also, why would giving head when I'm on my period be a problem?
@AmayaChosha You know instead of lurking in this video's comments like ten pounds of menstrual cycle in a five pound bag you could be out giving or receiving head. A much more gratifying use of ALL our time, I'm sure.
@thedouchebags1234 No, but women want to swallow your gross semen about as much as men want to swallow our gross period blood (with some exceptions on either side, of course).
@AmayaChosha What kind of comparison is that??? thank god you are not my girl... almost every girl do that. You must be the most boring girl on bed ever. When your guy cheats on you, don ask why you stupid bitch
@bryoneill11 Aren't you getting a little too angry about this? Maybe you should calm down and listen to some ocean sounds or something. We're a little old for name-calling, aren't we?
suckin' and the strokin' the suckin' 'n' strokin strokenstrokenstrokenstroken stroke a stroke stroke-a-droke stroke-a-droke -- suckin and the CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!
Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls
just got a boner
yopa18 11 hours ago
Anybody else get a boner?
InterWarp 13 hours ago
reggie watts is such a hero among men
ThePooman666 1 day ago
IT'S THE JANITOR GUY!
ExceedingStudios 1 day ago
Great song ;-)
TheBoobieNews 1 day ago
did anyone notice that the singer has his pinky nails painted
TheSweetteen16 2 days ago
is that...a guy? o.O 1:45
guangzhe 2 days ago
is it me or this song has more heart in to it unlike the music today lol....
freesnake11 2 days ago
@freesnake11 kind of a contradiction lol
Thunderbird457 1 day ago
is this on itunes??? i want it... every ounce of it
smoothdelgato 2 days ago
if you really loved your man you would love every ounce of him....best line ever.
Rockyart93 4 days ago
This is the first, real romantic song for men. Cause nothing is as romantic or intimate as getting your balls sucked.
Wengerski 4 days ago 4
WTF with the mutants
TheSweetteen16 4 days ago
getting a BJ from your GF while talking on the phone with your parents
LIKE A BAWS
Mr795137 5 days ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Showed this to my woman. Immediately got a blowjob. Success.
DCAMM720 5 days ago
Showed this to my woman. Immediately got a blowjob. Success.
DCAMM720 5 days ago 3
this video makes me happy when im sad!
spencerredgateedits 6 days ago
Are you my cousin?
kariwattsup 6 days ago
love this song
angelfuturejob 1 week ago
Im in love of his voice dude
caniballoco 1 week ago in playlist Liked videos
Fuck that, I'm clapping!
g4hardcore 1 week ago
...*starts the slow clap*
g4hardcore 1 week ago 2
@g4hardcore too early bro
Powerman20xx 1 week ago
reggie watts without a beard looks so weird O.o
mixmastaplaya 1 week ago
How can the actors stay serious?
SCaitan 1 week ago
@SCaitan This is why they are called Actors >_< They act ^^
strider4231 1 week ago
do one about anal
hip hop style xD
Mr795137 2 weeks ago
1:21 HOLY SHIT ITS BIG
CrazyAsianSpaz 2 weeks ago
classic
rapiety 2 weeks ago
the add on before the video was for a five dollar footlong...
manicalhippieboy 2 weeks ago
i was gonna make a sex joke.... butt fuck it.
RaysBaseball14 2 weeks ago 131
@RaysBaseball14 I don't want to hear anal of that.
jcrowley1985 1 week ago
@jcrowley1985 These jokes are cumming to be quite annoying
laramiet011 1 week ago 3
@laramiet011 I agree. Total balloney.
theknife000 1 week ago
@RaysBaseball14 I was gonna make a gay joke.... butt fuck it. And a dick joke.... nevermind... too long, you won't get it.
pb25812462 2 days ago
all girls should be watching this and they should make one for guys lol
shino475 2 weeks ago
The black guy...
plasticbazooka 2 weeks ago
its funny cause no1 flagged this but they flag other shit haha :D
nightreaper999 2 weeks ago
I just found my new favorite song!
Usman550 2 weeks ago
craddle the balls, craddle the balls craddle the balls, craddle the balls
Devilish2Gamer87 2 weeks ago
Make one about anal
BlackManSlim562 3 weeks ago
if they had there own tv show this should be some there opening song
ILOVEBITCHES789 3 weeks ago
i think all women need to watch this
dbergzz 3 weeks ago
i like his voice
zRenz96 3 weeks ago
Strong finish.
johnyp1p2p3 3 weeks ago
his teeth are so gross
TheSweetteen16 3 weeks ago
I'm using from 24 to 49 seconds as a ringtone.
warpwar 3 weeks ago
@warpwar hahahaha seriously? xD Isn't it kind of awkward when it rings in public? :p
OldEnoughBiatches 3 weeks ago
Very educational. Haha
Namaechan 3 weeks ago
A really good sounding song just really messed up song and video...
Jac0bM1ll3Y1 3 weeks ago
If a girl doesn't take it all in. Meh.
iAREanthonyyy 3 weeks ago
thumbs up for the random guy in the blowjob class
Crazyhardcoredude1 3 weeks ago 2
i'm not gonna lie.. this is a good song lol
KnightFox411 3 weeks ago
is that amir?
alliesamberg 3 weeks ago
@AmayaChosa speak 4 urself.... i get kinda disapointed if i dont get the spray :3
sapphire09161 3 weeks ago
I actually liked this one lol
jaymben 3 weeks ago
OMG its Reggie Watts without a beard!
kalli199 3 weeks ago
That was a pretty creative future, not like the generic shiny chrome plated bullshit most shit think of
Wutwut1n1 3 weeks ago
How does this not have a age censor on it ? lol
JacobHartnett 3 weeks ago
:P you guys should have your own tv show/channel...
DragonBatz 3 weeks ago 90
@DragonBatz They used to have there own show
jc8444 3 weeks ago
@DragonBatz they did...
shmoozii 3 weeks ago
screw you Jerry Geiger !
heavypimphand 3 weeks ago
Thiz iz sooo freakiin Epic!!!
lolita3morena 3 weeks ago
this is enchanting
SweetieXoX27 3 weeks ago
Awesome, its Reggie Watts !
IReallyHateMirrors 3 weeks ago
XD omg
MMBNM 3 weeks ago
How'd he keep a straight face is my only question.
guiverusa 3 weeks ago
299 girls are embarrassed that they've been forgetting to cradle the balls
DayTripper2996 3 weeks ago
this was fucking disturbing
MarlasanLovesCake 3 weeks ago
lol I love Reggie Watts!
MrZombieSlayer25 4 weeks ago
I bet he laughed his ass off right after he finish singing
TyrusWolf 4 weeks ago
everyone always forgets the balls u_____u
Yanchea 4 weeks ago
Dose any one notice theres a guy practicing to give a bj
neonpick2 4 weeks ago 2
you cant argue with a good blowjob.
TheInfoBlast 1 month ago
Now make one about performing on women because clearly too many men need it
EmZajex 1 month ago 5
you are suppost to blow a little bit into the skin.
MrDrugsarebad 1 month ago
Great.Now I have to find Wuzupshamu's comment.
tonsilis2 1 month ago 7
4 years later and it's still so fucking awesome.
CMurder907 1 month ago
this is the greatest thing ever.
crazedmilkshake 1 month ago
This reminded me of Chef from South Park, always singing something like this.
HardCoreKZGaming 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 3
Cradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the balls, CRADLE THOOOOSEEEE BALLLLLSSSSS!
g4me0ver4680 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos 2
Anyone else notice Reggies nails... LMAO
HeyLookANarwhal 1 month ago
this guy ceases to amaze me you truly do learn something new every day..ok then.bye bye now!
KingCreole2012 1 month ago
cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls
Longhornzrock96 1 month ago
I think this entire thing is blown out of proportion.
gr0tevis 1 month ago 135
@gr0tevis Oh it's blowing alright.
akablaaka90 1 month ago
@gr0tevis but the girls blow it any way they want
MrSuperPianoman 1 week ago
this guy is amazing he needs 2 go on american idol and sing this XD
Mr69bendover69 1 month ago
his faces at 0:42 are EPIC!
Mr69bendover69 1 month ago
i lol'd so hard
Yev300 1 month ago
Wow there is a big ass conversation/argument going on here, keep it up!
Zeik46 1 month ago
some how this dude reminds me of amir O_O
PuppyWappyfirst 1 month ago
He kinda looks like the What What guy.
Nat4Brendan 1 month ago
@Amayachosa you seem to be making some 'friends' ;)
doddsydodds 1 month ago
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@doddsydodds It seems so. I had no idea so many men were into that!
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
Cradle cradle cradle the balls...gentlyyyyyyy eeyyyy!!!!!
bone476 1 month ago
Where can I find this song on iTunes
amerrittification 1 month ago
Haha
kyan54 1 month ago
@amayachosha i've never read one but I'll take your word for it, and also, good point.
MrMountie88 1 month ago
awesome
Indabaz 1 month ago
Wow I actually really like his singing and piano playing, very nice.
moitrixlara 2 months ago
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makeutrip 2 months ago
@amayachosha No, no it doesn't. That's too close to cannabalism/vampirism. God gave you Twilight to satisfy those fantasies
MrMountie88 2 months ago 3
@MrMountie88 God didn't give us Twilight. If he did, there'd be more explosions and a lot of people would be turned into pillars of salt. Also, Bella would be stoned for being a jezebel.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago 2
HOLY SHIT! There's a black dude in a tuxedo watching us! Get the fuck out you pervert!
AndrusPr8 2 months ago
I'm sorry...but I don't love my guy any less just because I don't swallow his junk. I personally think that's disgusting, lol.
FaythWriter 2 months ago
I just gave one today=) and loved every ounce of him=P
THErealBrittneyy 2 months ago
@Wazupshamu I am so glad some one agrees with me
lovelybearchloe10 2 months ago
Best
Song
EVAR!!!
JWNerf1 2 months ago
i just want to put on the record my girlfreind loves every OUNCE of me if you know what i mean :)-----0
nigma513 2 months ago
Lyrics to this please?
deno8976 2 months ago
And sing that song
mimicee12 2 months ago
Lol that guy sings really good he should go on the x factor
mimicee12 2 months ago
Omg roflmfao haha
stephcb095 2 months ago
the best!!!!!
Jaydelorean 2 months ago
basically clicked on it for blowjobs
mickiemc100 2 months ago
How is it demeaning? Nobody's making you blow anybody....I'm a girl and thought this was hilarious.
todanceinshadows 2 months ago
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This is demeaning and nasty. Seriously, go fuck yourselves and cradle your own damn balls, pigs.
Wuzupshamu 2 months ago
@Wuzupshamu Fine, lick your own damn pussy, bitch.
darkrock23 2 months ago 40
@darkrock23 what she say?
HustlerMitch 1 month ago
@Wuzupshamu girl, you be trollin. you don't love every ounce of your man. did you forget to CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!! :P
midas554613 2 months ago
@Wuzupshamu Your sex life must suck ._.
Dessabunnny 2 months ago
@Wuzupshamu rofl. stay lonely.
silkysmith29 2 months ago
@Wuzupshamu I believe that the cradling referred to in this video was suggested to have taken place after a place of mutual engagement and consent was reached. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
UltraMegaSuperPhil 1 month ago
@Wuzupshamu you's be trollin'
mrbighit50 1 month ago
i sent this to my girlfriend this song speaks the truth ladies imagine if while we are licking your ***** right and doing a good job and you are just about to reach that point when we just stop because we do want it to get on us that is selfish thank about it
tmj0431 2 months ago
Seriously, ladies. Cradle the balls.
trivium666fan 2 months ago 2
this is soo true :.)
Santajacob 2 months ago
oh god...not reggie
freewowgold100 2 months ago
CRADDLLLLLE THEEEEEEEEE BALLLLLLLLSSSSS!
MrDyrn 2 months ago
I found this very easy to masturbate to.
mankbeast1 2 months ago
I was expecting some huge punch line at the end where I discover the whole song was actually referring to something else instead of blowjobs....but nope. This song is definitely about blowjobs.
johncerasi 2 months ago 5
Just when I was about to give up on dirty CH vids, I look back in time and see this.
Gooplertog 2 months ago
Great song of all time!
dukejr2 2 months ago
press 6 to cradle the balls lol
crazymarshin 2 months ago
"Love every ounce of him," huh? Does that mean I'll be getting head when I'm on my period?
AmayaChosha 2 months ago 76
@AmayaChosha Yes
smokingfast 2 months ago
@AmayaChosha i've done it, its not that bad, tell your man to stop being such a puss, so to answer you're question. YES.
sasquatchismyfather 2 months ago
@sasquatchismyfather not you're....uh silly american....its your......did i troll myself?
sasquatchismyfather 2 months ago
@sasquatchismyfather It has nothing to do with being a puss. I don't recall ever coming blood into someone's mouth.
krackhed999 2 months ago
@AmayaChosha A real man loves his woman every day of the month.
FatJoe214 2 months ago
@AmayaChosha soooo.......r u a boy or girl, because you refer to yourself as him but get a period..............
Skatesfy 2 months ago
@Skatesfy When did I refer to myself as "him"?
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha ugly
BasedGodElan 1 month ago
@BasedGodElan I'm amazed that you can tell that just from my comments. That's a pretty useful skill. Quick, what are next week's lottery numbers?!
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha Surely you meant GIVING head when you're on your period...
Davealapoo 1 month ago 2
@Davealapoo The term "getting head" is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females. Also, why would giving head when I'm on my period be a problem?
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha Yup
ambrose30 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha Accepting applications?
Dankphu 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha If u were with me, hell yes u would.
R4G3QUIT1223 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha I like my steak raw. Sure.
screamingmeanie 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha You spelled "giving" wrong.
baronvonslapnuts 1 month ago
@baronvonslapnuts I've already explained this, but I'll repeat it for your benefit as you are probably too lazy to read the previous comments:
"The term 'getting head' is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females."
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha You know instead of lurking in this video's comments like ten pounds of menstrual cycle in a five pound bag you could be out giving or receiving head. A much more gratifying use of ALL our time, I'm sure.
baronvonslapnuts 1 month ago
@baronvonslapnuts I'm not lurking. I get emails when someone comments, so I reply when it's interesting. It takes less than five minutes.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha vaginas don't have heads.
iloveleaannaframe 1 month ago
@iloveleaannaframe But there can be one... between her knees.
NtHpy 1 month ago
@iloveleaannaframe Yes, but the term is GETTING head. As in, you are getting someone's head to pleasure you orally.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha Are you a man?
wealldieeventually 1 month ago
@wealldieeventually No.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha men dont bleed from their penises
thedouchebags1234 1 month ago
@thedouchebags1234 No, but women want to swallow your gross semen about as much as men want to swallow our gross period blood (with some exceptions on either side, of course).
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha period blood is not the equivalent of semen.
RedisforCommunism 1 month ago
@RedisforCommunism I never said it was.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha How is having a menstrual cycle the same as male semen?
lionheart2k7 1 month ago
@lionheart2k7 It's not. However, drinking period blood is about as gross as drinking semen from my perspective.
AmayaChosha 1 month ago
@AmayaChosha
Well, I pity your hypothetical boyfriend/husband, then.
mousecat13 3 weeks ago
@mousecat13 Why? He doesn't mind.
AmayaChosha 3 weeks ago
@AmayaChosha What kind of comparison is that??? thank god you are not my girl... almost every girl do that. You must be the most boring girl on bed ever. When your guy cheats on you, don ask why you stupid bitch
bryoneill11 3 weeks ago
@bryoneill11 Aren't you getting a little too angry about this? Maybe you should calm down and listen to some ocean sounds or something. We're a little old for name-calling, aren't we?
AmayaChosha 3 weeks ago
lmfao the watergun shooting on the window
zukarius 2 months ago
mutant future?
kholt1776 2 months ago
Davealapoo 2 months ago 113
Looked up the name Reggie Watts from the tags, and this guy is juust amazing
Ineedanameplease 2 months ago
Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls
26lilbell 2 months ago
Looks like Richard Ayoade (Moss)
AndrewFaben 2 months ago
is it bad if i get a boner out of this?
micger 2 months ago 4
@micger yes
sirnique1 2 months ago
this is so underated
MegaWhitePowerRanger 2 months ago
@MegaWhitePowerRanger like holding balls
ThemisGaming 2 months ago
OH MY GOD! I used to hang out with Reggie when he was in Maktub.
rhythmali 2 months ago
lol the gay dood
meirjab 2 months ago