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  • So they're all left-handed

  • Black dude on the couch is ballin'.

  • I watch this every day

  • 314 people recently took a shot to the eye.

  • BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!! now get on your knees bitch!!

  • cradle those balls

  • the cradle the balls part is hysterical

  • you will love every ounce of him :DDDDDDDDDDd

  • this remind me of cheif from south park

  • what did i just watch? That was awesome xD

  • just got a boner

  • Anybody else get a boner?

  • reggie watts is such a hero among men

  • IT'S THE JANITOR GUY!

  • Great song ;-)

  • did anyone notice that the singer has his pinky nails painted

  • is that...a guy? o.O 1:45

  • is it me or this song has more heart in to it unlike the music today lol....

  • @freesnake11 kind of a contradiction lol

  • is this on itunes??? i want it... every ounce of it

  • if you really loved your man you would love every ounce of him....best line ever.

  • This is the first, real romantic song for men. Cause nothing is as romantic or intimate as getting your balls sucked.

  • WTF with the mutants

  • getting a BJ from your GF while talking on the phone with your parents

    LIKE A BAWS

  • Showed this to my woman. Immediately got a blowjob. Success.

  • this video makes me happy when im sad!

  • Are you my cousin?

  • love this song

  • Im in love of his voice dude

  • Fuck that, I'm clapping!

    

  • ...*starts the slow clap*

  • @g4hardcore too early bro

  • reggie watts without a beard looks so weird O.o

  • How can the actors stay serious?

  • @SCaitan This is why they are called Actors >_< They act ^^

  • do one about anal

    hip hop style xD

  • 1:21 HOLY SHIT ITS BIG

  • classic

  • the add on before the video was for a five dollar footlong...

  • i was gonna make a sex joke.... butt fuck it.

  • @RaysBaseball14 I don't want to hear anal of that.

  • @jcrowley1985 These jokes are cumming to be quite annoying

  • @laramiet011 I agree. Total balloney.

  • @RaysBaseball14 I was gonna make a gay joke.... butt fuck it. And a dick joke.... nevermind... too long, you won't get it.

  • @RaysBaseball14 unorigonal bitch

  • all girls should be watching this and they should make one for guys lol

  • The black guy...

  • its funny cause no1 flagged this but they flag other shit haha :D

  • I just found my new favorite song!

  • craddle the balls, craddle the balls craddle the balls, craddle the balls

  • Make one about anal

  • if they had there own tv show this should be some there opening song

  • i think all women need to watch this

  • i like his voice

  • Strong finish.

  • his teeth are so gross

  • I'm using from 24 to 49 seconds as a ringtone.

  • @warpwar hahahaha seriously? xD Isn't it kind of awkward when it rings in public? :p

  • Very educational. Haha

  • A really good sounding song just really messed up song and video...

  • If a girl doesn't take it all in. Meh.

  • thumbs up for the random guy in the blowjob class

  • i'm not gonna lie.. this is a good song lol

  • is that amir?

  • @AmayaChosa speak 4 urself.... i get kinda disapointed if i dont get the spray :3

  • I actually liked this one lol

    

  • OMG its Reggie Watts without a beard!

  • That was a pretty creative future, not like the generic shiny chrome plated bullshit most shit think of

  • How does this not have a age censor on it ? lol

  • :P you guys should have your own tv show/channel...

  • @DragonBatz They used to have there own show

  • @DragonBatz they did...

  • @DragonBatz they do

  • @DragonBatz they do

  • @DragonBatz They do have their own tv show. It was called "The College Humor Show" It aired on much music in canada for a bit.

  • @DragonBatz they have 2 "the college humour show" and that show "pranked" although that was just amir and streeter

  • screw you Jerry Geiger !

  • Thiz iz sooo freakiin Epic!!!

  • this is enchanting

  • Awesome, its Reggie Watts !

  • XD omg

  • How'd he keep a straight face is my only question.

  • 299 girls are embarrassed that they've been forgetting to cradle the balls

  • this was fucking disturbing

  • lol I love Reggie Watts!

  • I bet he laughed his ass off right after he finish singing

  • everyone always forgets the balls u_____u

  • Dose any one notice theres a guy practicing to give a bj

  • you cant argue with a good blowjob.

  • Now make one about performing on women because clearly too many men need it

  • you are suppost to blow a little bit into the skin.

  • Great.Now I have to find Wuzupshamu's comment.

  • 4 years later and it's still so fucking awesome.

  • this is the greatest thing ever.

  • This reminded me of Chef from South Park, always singing something like this.

  • Cradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the balls, CRADLE THOOOOSEEEE BALLLLLSSSSS!

  • Anyone else notice Reggies nails... LMAO

  • this guy ceases to amaze me you truly do learn something new every day..ok then.bye bye now!

  • cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls

  • I think this entire thing is blown out of proportion.

  • @gr0tevis Oh it's blowing alright.

  • @gr0tevis but the girls blow it any way they want

  • this guy is amazing he needs 2 go on american idol and sing this XD

  • his faces at 0:42 are EPIC!

  • i lol'd so hard

  • Wow there is a big ass conversation/argument going on here, keep it up!

  • some how this dude reminds me of amir O_O

  • He kinda looks like the What What guy.

  • @Amayachosa you seem to be making some 'friends' ;)

  • Cradle cradle cradle the balls...gentlyyyyyyy eeyyyy!!!!!

  • Where can I find this song on iTunes

  • Haha

  • @amayachosha i've never read one but I'll take your word for it, and also, good point.

  • awesome

  • Wow I actually really like his singing and piano playing, very nice.

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  • @amayachosha No, no it doesn't. That's too close to cannabalism/vampirism. God gave you Twilight to satisfy those fantasies

  • @MrMountie88 God didn't give us Twilight. If he did, there'd be more explosions and a lot of people would be turned into pillars of salt. Also, Bella would be stoned for being a jezebel.

  • HOLY SHIT! There's a black dude in a tuxedo watching us! Get the fuck out you pervert!

  • I'm sorry...but I don't love my guy any less just because I don't swallow his junk. I personally think that's disgusting, lol.

  • I just gave one today=) and loved every ounce of him=P

  • @Wazupshamu I am so glad some one agrees with me

  • Best

    Song

    EVAR!!!

  • i just want to put on the record my girlfreind loves every OUNCE of me if you know what i mean :)-----0

  • Lyrics to this please?

  • And sing that song

  • Lol that guy sings really good he should go on the x factor

  • Omg roflmfao haha

  • the best!!!!!

  • basically clicked on it for blowjobs

  • How is it demeaning? Nobody's making you blow anybody....I'm a girl and thought this was hilarious.

  • @Wuzupshamu Fine, lick your own damn pussy, bitch.

  • @darkrock23 what she say?

  • @Wuzupshamu girl, you be trollin. you don't love every ounce of your man. did you forget to CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!! :P

  • @Wuzupshamu Your sex life must suck ._.

  • @Wuzupshamu rofl. stay lonely.

  • @Wuzupshamu I believe that the cradling referred to in this video was suggested to have taken place after a place of mutual engagement and consent was reached. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • @Wuzupshamu you's be trollin'

  • i sent this to my girlfriend this song speaks the truth ladies imagine if while we are licking your ***** right and doing a good job and you are just about to reach that point when we just stop because we do want it to get on us that is selfish thank about it

  • Seriously, ladies. Cradle the balls.

  • this is soo true :.)

  • oh god...not reggie

  • CRADDLLLLLE THEEEEEEEEE BALLLLLLLLSSSSS!

  • I found this very easy to masturbate to.

  • I was expecting some huge punch line at the end where I discover the whole song was actually referring to something else instead of blowjobs....but nope. This song is definitely about blowjobs.

  • Just when I was about to give up on dirty CH vids, I look back in time and see this.

  • press 6 to cradle the balls lol

  • "Love every ounce of him," huh? Does that mean I'll be getting head when I'm on my period?

  • @AmayaChosha Yes

  • @AmayaChosha i've done it, its not that bad, tell your man to stop being such a puss, so to answer you're question. YES.

  • @sasquatchismyfather not you're....uh silly american....its your......did i troll myself?

  • @sasquatchismyfather It has nothing to do with being a puss. I don't recall ever coming blood into someone's mouth.

  • @AmayaChosha A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

  • @AmayaChosha soooo.......r u a boy or girl, because you refer to yourself as him but get a period..............

  • @Skatesfy When did I refer to myself as "him"?

  • @AmayaChosha ugly

  • @BasedGodElan I'm amazed that you can tell that just from my comments. That's a pretty useful skill. Quick, what are next week's lottery numbers?!

  • @AmayaChosha Surely you meant GIVING head when you're on your period...

  • @Davealapoo The term "getting head" is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females. Also, why would giving head when I'm on my period be a problem?

  • @AmayaChosha Yup

  • @AmayaChosha Accepting applications?

  • @AmayaChosha If u were with me, hell yes u would.

  • @AmayaChosha I like my steak raw. Sure.

  • @AmayaChosha You spelled "giving" wrong.

  • @baronvonslapnuts I've already explained this, but I'll repeat it for your benefit as you are probably too lazy to read the previous comments:

    "The term 'getting head' is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females."

  • @AmayaChosha You know instead of lurking in this video's comments like ten pounds of menstrual cycle in a five pound bag you could be out giving or receiving head. A much more gratifying use of ALL our time, I'm sure.

  • @baronvonslapnuts I'm not lurking. I get emails when someone comments, so I reply when it's interesting.  It takes less than five minutes.

  • @AmayaChosha vaginas don't have heads.

  • @iloveleaannaframe But there can be one... between her knees.

  • @iloveleaannaframe Yes, but the term is GETTING head. As in, you are getting someone's head to pleasure you orally.

  • @AmayaChosha Are you a man?

  • @AmayaChosha men dont bleed from their penises

  • @thedouchebags1234 No, but women want to swallow your gross semen about as much as men want to swallow our gross period blood (with some exceptions on either side, of course).

  • @AmayaChosha period blood is not the equivalent of semen.

  • @RedisforCommunism I never said it was.

  • @AmayaChosha How is having a menstrual cycle the same as male semen?

  • @lionheart2k7 It's not. However, drinking period blood is about as gross as drinking semen from my perspective.

  • @AmayaChosha

    Well, I pity your hypothetical boyfriend/husband, then.

  • @mousecat13 Why? He doesn't mind.