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  • just got a boner

  • Anybody else get a boner?

  • reggie watts is such a hero among men

  • IT'S THE JANITOR GUY!

  • Great song ;-)

  • did anyone notice that the singer has his pinky nails painted

  • is that...a guy? o.O 1:45

  • is it me or this song has more heart in to it unlike the music today lol....

  • @freesnake11 kind of a contradiction lol

  • is this on itunes??? i want it... every ounce of it

  • if you really loved your man you would love every ounce of him....best line ever.

  • This is the first, real romantic song for men. Cause nothing is as romantic or intimate as getting your balls sucked.

  • WTF with the mutants

  • getting a BJ from your GF while talking on the phone with your parents

    LIKE A BAWS

  • Showed this to my woman. Immediately got a blowjob. Success.

  • this video makes me happy when im sad!

  • Are you my cousin?

  • love this song

  • Im in love of his voice dude

  • Fuck that, I'm clapping!

    

  • ...*starts the slow clap*

  • @g4hardcore too early bro

  • reggie watts without a beard looks so weird O.o

  • How can the actors stay serious?

  • @SCaitan This is why they are called Actors >_< They act ^^

  • do one about anal

    hip hop style xD

  • 1:21 HOLY SHIT ITS BIG

  • classic

  • the add on before the video was for a five dollar footlong...

  • i was gonna make a sex joke.... butt fuck it.

  • @RaysBaseball14 I don't want to hear anal of that.

  • @jcrowley1985 These jokes are cumming to be quite annoying

  • @laramiet011 I agree. Total balloney.

  • @RaysBaseball14 I was gonna make a gay joke.... butt fuck it. And a dick joke.... nevermind... too long, you won't get it.

  • all girls should be watching this and they should make one for guys lol

  • The black guy...

  • its funny cause no1 flagged this but they flag other shit haha :D

  • I just found my new favorite song!

  • craddle the balls, craddle the balls craddle the balls, craddle the balls

  • Make one about anal

  • if they had there own tv show this should be some there opening song

  • i think all women need to watch this

  • i like his voice

  • Strong finish.

  • his teeth are so gross

  • I'm using from 24 to 49 seconds as a ringtone.

  • @warpwar hahahaha seriously? xD Isn't it kind of awkward when it rings in public? :p

  • Very educational. Haha

  • A really good sounding song just really messed up song and video...

  • If a girl doesn't take it all in. Meh.

  • thumbs up for the random guy in the blowjob class

  • i'm not gonna lie.. this is a good song lol

  • is that amir?

  • @AmayaChosa speak 4 urself.... i get kinda disapointed if i dont get the spray :3

  • I actually liked this one lol

  • OMG its Reggie Watts without a beard!

  • That was a pretty creative future, not like the generic shiny chrome plated bullshit most shit think of

  • How does this not have a age censor on it ? lol

  • :P you guys should have your own tv show/channel...

  • @DragonBatz They used to have there own show

  • @DragonBatz they did...

  • screw you Jerry Geiger !

  • Thiz iz sooo freakiin Epic!!!

  • this is enchanting

  • Awesome, its Reggie Watts !

  • XD omg

  • How'd he keep a straight face is my only question.

  • 299 girls are embarrassed that they've been forgetting to cradle the balls

  • this was fucking disturbing

  • lol I love Reggie Watts!

  • I bet he laughed his ass off right after he finish singing

  • everyone always forgets the balls u_____u

  • Dose any one notice theres a guy practicing to give a bj

  • you cant argue with a good blowjob.

  • Now make one about performing on women because clearly too many men need it

  • you are suppost to blow a little bit into the skin.

  • Great.Now I have to find Wuzupshamu's comment.

  • 4 years later and it's still so fucking awesome.

  • this is the greatest thing ever.

  • This reminded me of Chef from South Park, always singing something like this.

  • Cradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the ballsCradle the balls, CRADLE THOOOOSEEEE BALLLLLSSSSS!

  • Anyone else notice Reggies nails... LMAO

  • this guy ceases to amaze me you truly do learn something new every day..ok then.bye bye now!

  • cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls cradle the balls

  • I think this entire thing is blown out of proportion.

  • @gr0tevis Oh it's blowing alright.

  • @gr0tevis but the girls blow it any way they want

  • this guy is amazing he needs 2 go on american idol and sing this XD

  • his faces at 0:42 are EPIC!

  • i lol'd so hard

  • Wow there is a big ass conversation/argument going on here, keep it up!

  • some how this dude reminds me of amir O_O

  • He kinda looks like the What What guy.

  • @Amayachosa you seem to be making some 'friends' ;)

  • Cradle cradle cradle the balls...gentlyyyyyyy eeyyyy!!!!!

  • Where can I find this song on iTunes

  • Haha

  • @amayachosha i've never read one but I'll take your word for it, and also, good point.

  • awesome

  • Wow I actually really like his singing and piano playing, very nice.

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  • @amayachosha No, no it doesn't. That's too close to cannabalism/vampirism. God gave you Twilight to satisfy those fantasies

  • @MrMountie88 God didn't give us Twilight. If he did, there'd be more explosions and a lot of people would be turned into pillars of salt. Also, Bella would be stoned for being a jezebel.

  • HOLY SHIT! There's a black dude in a tuxedo watching us! Get the fuck out you pervert!

  • I'm sorry...but I don't love my guy any less just because I don't swallow his junk. I personally think that's disgusting, lol.

  • I just gave one today=) and loved every ounce of him=P

  • @Wazupshamu I am so glad some one agrees with me

  • Best

    Song

    EVAR!!!

  • i just want to put on the record my girlfreind loves every OUNCE of me if you know what i mean :)-----0

  • Lyrics to this please?

  • And sing that song

  • Lol that guy sings really good he should go on the x factor

  • Omg roflmfao haha

  • the best!!!!!

  • basically clicked on it for blowjobs

  • How is it demeaning? Nobody's making you blow anybody....I'm a girl and thought this was hilarious.

  • @Wuzupshamu Fine, lick your own damn pussy, bitch.

  • @darkrock23 what she say?

  • @Wuzupshamu girl, you be trollin. you don't love every ounce of your man. did you forget to CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!! :P

  • @Wuzupshamu Your sex life must suck ._.

  • @Wuzupshamu rofl. stay lonely.

  • @Wuzupshamu I believe that the cradling referred to in this video was suggested to have taken place after a place of mutual engagement and consent was reached. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

  • @Wuzupshamu you's be trollin'

  • i sent this to my girlfriend this song speaks the truth ladies imagine if while we are licking your ***** right and doing a good job and you are just about to reach that point when we just stop because we do want it to get on us that is selfish thank about it

  • Seriously, ladies. Cradle the balls.

  • this is soo true :.)

  • oh god...not reggie

  • CRADDLLLLLE THEEEEEEEEE BALLLLLLLLSSSSS!

  • I found this very easy to masturbate to.

  • I was expecting some huge punch line at the end where I discover the whole song was actually referring to something else instead of blowjobs....but nope. This song is definitely about blowjobs.

  • Just when I was about to give up on dirty CH vids, I look back in time and see this.

  • Great song of all time!

  • press 6 to cradle the balls lol

  • "Love every ounce of him," huh? Does that mean I'll be getting head when I'm on my period?

  • @AmayaChosha Yes

  • @AmayaChosha i've done it, its not that bad, tell your man to stop being such a puss, so to answer you're question. YES.

  • @sasquatchismyfather not you're....uh silly american....its your......did i troll myself?

  • @sasquatchismyfather It has nothing to do with being a puss. I don't recall ever coming blood into someone's mouth.

  • @AmayaChosha A real man loves his woman every day of the month.

  • @AmayaChosha soooo.......r u a boy or girl, because you refer to yourself as him but get a period..............

  • @Skatesfy When did I refer to myself as "him"?

  • @AmayaChosha ugly

  • @BasedGodElan I'm amazed that you can tell that just from my comments. That's a pretty useful skill. Quick, what are next week's lottery numbers?!

  • @AmayaChosha Surely you meant GIVING head when you're on your period...

  • @Davealapoo The term "getting head" is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females. Also, why would giving head when I'm on my period be a problem?

  • @AmayaChosha Yup

    

  • @AmayaChosha Accepting applications?

  • @AmayaChosha If u were with me, hell yes u would.

  • @AmayaChosha I like my steak raw. Sure.

  • @AmayaChosha You spelled "giving" wrong.

  • @baronvonslapnuts I've already explained this, but I'll repeat it for your benefit as you are probably too lazy to read the previous comments:

    "The term 'getting head' is sometimes used to describe either a male or female receiving oral sex, though it's not used as often as females."

  • @AmayaChosha You know instead of lurking in this video's comments like ten pounds of menstrual cycle in a five pound bag you could be out giving or receiving head. A much more gratifying use of ALL our time, I'm sure.

  • @baronvonslapnuts I'm not lurking. I get emails when someone comments, so I reply when it's interesting. It takes less than five minutes.

  • @AmayaChosha vaginas don't have heads.

  • @iloveleaannaframe But there can be one... between her knees.

  • @iloveleaannaframe Yes, but the term is GETTING head. As in, you are getting someone's head to pleasure you orally.

  • @AmayaChosha Are you a man?

  • @AmayaChosha men dont bleed from their penises

  • @thedouchebags1234 No, but women want to swallow your gross semen about as much as men want to swallow our gross period blood (with some exceptions on either side, of course).

  • @AmayaChosha period blood is not the equivalent of semen.

  • @RedisforCommunism I never said it was.

  • @AmayaChosha How is having a menstrual cycle the same as male semen?

  • @lionheart2k7 It's not. However, drinking period blood is about as gross as drinking semen from my perspective.

  • @AmayaChosha

    Well, I pity your hypothetical boyfriend/husband, then.

  • @mousecat13 Why? He doesn't mind.

  • @AmayaChosha What kind of comparison is that??? thank god you are not my girl... almost every girl do that. You must be the most boring girl on bed ever. When your guy cheats on you, don ask why you stupid bitch

  • @bryoneill11 Aren't you getting a little too angry about this? Maybe you should calm down and listen to some ocean sounds or something. We're a little old for name-calling, aren't we?

  • lmfao the watergun shooting on the window

  • mutant future?

  • suckin' and the strokin' the suckin' 'n' strokin strokenstrokenstrokenstroken stroke a stroke stroke-a-droke stroke-a-droke -- suckin and the CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLETHEBALLS CRADLE THOSE BALLS!
  • Looked up the name Reggie Watts from the tags, and this guy is juust amazing

  • Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls Cradle the balls

  • Looks like Richard Ayoade (Moss)

  • is it bad if i get a boner out of this?

  • @micger yes

  • this is so underated

  • @MegaWhitePowerRanger like holding balls

  • OH MY GOD! I used to hang out with Reggie when he was in Maktub.

  • lol the gay dood