Why don't YOU get a life? One that doesn't have you sitting your fat ass behind a keyboard and acting like your better then anyone else.
In fact, your comment has no knowledge to it, you just pull out stupid insults and throw them together to make 3 sentences that barley count as literate.
37 people aren't "laughing their ass's off "
LostManSays 1 year ago
Sounds like something from Fox News
gemcutter187 1 year ago
I'm in the remaining 2% whom wishes I could be laughing my ass off, but instead is terrified of the evil Christians.
time to get out my guns and wait for them to come take my freedoms away
bugsycline 3 years ago
"72 percent of that joke was funny" !! LOL
isotope993313 3 years ago
The remaining child was eaten.
BecauseWeCanFilms 3 years ago
"And the other 2%? They're laughing their ass off."
LOL! That was so funny!
RPGonline2 4 years ago 2
the remaining children will be eaten lol
need1more1sugar 4 years ago
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Please burn and die in a fire your so unfunny
KyleWR349 4 years ago
That's harsh. I disagree. The first part wasn't that good but by the end it was hillarious!!
1seekspie 4 years ago
"The remaining 2%? Laughing their asses off."
LOL!
Adnara 4 years ago
oooooooooooooooooooooook then
bilalahmed2123 4 years ago
ROFLMAO... this world needs more funny jokes like those... people shouldn't take everything so seriously!
jace06 4 years ago
hehe
at last something subtlely funny
^^
josy92 4 years ago
*insert applause*
predictable19 4 years ago
haha that was pretty funny
MrSkylinerr 4 years ago
Why dont you two freaks get a life. Go get a real job, you morons. You two suck.
seshkanuri 4 years ago
your right
1PAcouchpotato 4 years ago
Why don't YOU get a life? One that doesn't have you sitting your fat ass behind a keyboard and acting like your better then anyone else.
In fact, your comment has no knowledge to it, you just pull out stupid insults and throw them together to make 3 sentences that barley count as literate.
1wdc 4 years ago
Moron, your anger or your hatred does not help you or this society. Get over it. Get off the ritalin or zantrax or whatever.
seshkanuri 4 years ago
"The remaining child will be eaten." LOL
ironlaser 4 years ago
Has ayone noticed that the news readers' heads look a lot bigger than their bodies?
LooseTornado 4 years ago
The remaining child will be eaten.
zteller 4 years ago
I like the ending joke, but yeah, MarsHottentot is right -- it is crying! :( Haha.
Objectivist888 4 years ago
It's funny 'cause it's true. o.o
Namine 4 years ago
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moktook 4 years ago
It's not even funny
SolariusInvictus 4 years ago
did u know that 47% of all statistics are made up. and that the other 53% are useless?
AZNman1111 4 years ago
I think this is one of the 47%....LOL
lilcookie15 4 years ago
how about 100% are useless?
Luffy321 4 years ago
so you like being apart of the 47% ;p
cavemeister 4 years ago
meh.
PissForBrains 4 years ago
60% of the time it works every time.
biggiesized 4 years ago
lthough shouldn't the "remaining 2%" be CRYING their ass off? (smug look - whah whah WHAAAAAAH)doink!
MarsHottentot 4 years ago
You raise a fair point. XD
Namine 4 years ago
Rocks!
jmegill 4 years ago
rubbish
Sakimonk 4 years ago
Funny! XD
GeneticBlend 5 years ago
I laughed out loud. There is a 97% chance that I've given myself a hernia. There is a 100% probability that it was worth it.
auntdo 5 years ago
Fan-freakin-tastic Kiddies! xo
TurquoiseMule 5 years ago
you guys are very funny..thanks
jesari 5 years ago
f'n genius
xxxbattyboyxxx 5 years ago
Great stuff once again. Keep it coming!
littlefatbird 5 years ago
I dropped statistics in school, but I agree 129% that this is funny.
kingamaan 5 years ago
lol "the remaining child will be eaten"...well done...wish it would have been longer
lukettylwillie 5 years ago