The Anti-Hipster Song

[AirlayLeekoh]

their DEEP V cut shirts,like yours.

stop hipster on hipster violence

[ernieortiz100]

biggest hipster on youtube^

[ArtofAudreyAngel]

I'm sorry all of these people are hating on you. I really liked it, and people always call me hipster. But I dress the way I dress because I like it and all of my stuff is just my personality. And if that makes me hipster, then so be it. I just don't understand all the hate.

[coltonAPI]

thank you for making this song sir

[jakekennedy13o]

Dude he claims to be a hipster so ultimately he's a scenster bc obviously that's his moms house... Fucking poser

[JR2008JR]

this is cool.

[jojay2464]

I love how he has a flannel shirt, and a hoodie in the background.

XD

[0wn4g3str3]

@jojay2464 Please do not associate them with being 'Hipster'.

THEY ARE NOT FUCKING HIPSTER!

[imanaidenfan]

the irony pours out of him hes either ultimately hipster or not at all...its so obscure makes him more hipster...hes a new type of hipster...hes an anti-hipster

[taminhascs]

aww gosh some ppl just dont get the intentional irony in this video!! duuuh he is obviously dressed like a hipster just to be ironic!! duh duh duh

[loosekarrott]

so ironic hurrrrrr durrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Garypetcrow]

Anti-Hipster vids are so mainstream

[FreeBlago1]

Dude, that shirt is like 3 sizes too big for you.

[PeterJacksonMypreci]

I'm not sure how many layers of irony are in this song. It hurts.

[MaxMassacered]

Nice flannel in the background.

[charlieshakeview]

I like your expressions against hipsters but why are wearing a v-neck after mentioning a gross v-neck? Why are you riding a bicycle?

[onesockgrace]

Some people dont get it. Its called irony. This has more than one layer of irony mr. and ms. Simpolton.

[ThinCrustPizza67]

you're such a faggot....people who write songs about hipsters are bigger douches than hipsters themselves.

[TimB1234567]

@ThinCrustPizza67 he's writing a song about people to criticise hipsters and how they're assholes if you're clever enough to understand the lyrics

[garyheller55661]

@ThinCrustPizza67 pizza

[ThinCrustPizza67]

@garyheller55661 Gary the Fairy

[pacngears]

You're right theirs this hipster at my school that always brings his damn ukelaylay to school and sux. Fuk him

[hahayeahidk]

this guy is a hipster if i ever knew one.

[themadscientest]

wanna hear an anti hipster song... union pool by plushgun.

[tallnsexy63]

so postmodern

[Skullsncrossbows]

too mainstream.i'm so hipster i don't sing about my problems i recite poetry about them.CONGRADULATIONS.YOU HAVE NOW UNLOCKED A NEW LEVEL OF HIPSER KITTY.

[alwaysartistic]

i like your white v-neck and flannel shirts in the background. so hipster.

[themadscientest]

an ironic song by an indie person acting like a hipster ironicly... he is totally infringing on my scene!

[Johnald1337]

@themadscientest you're not indie. or acting like a hipster. you're a derp.

[themadscientest]

@Johnald1337 whatever, was being ironic notlike you would understand that.

[Johnald1337]

@themadscientest Your bad a being ironic. now shush faggot.

[themadscientest]

@Johnald1337 way to prove your cool, questioning my sexuality only makes you seem smarter, stronger, and more confident!

[Bustajokes]

lol hes a hipster

[cobracashTV]

hipsters are so mainstream im going back to goth none is doing that

[beadlesrcool]

this video is so ironic.

[MrTanner27]

being a hipster is too mainstream...

[vandermade24]

brilliant.

[zofia222]

wish I had talent



[iMorningSkies]

rofl, please. Wherever I look at least one person is holding a uke. Strumming two chords over and over.

[ProgressingDownward]

Anti hipster tries too hard to be a hipster.

[T0Y3R1SM]

That was great dude respect

[RecordStoreTrash]

Anti-hipster is the new hipster.

[mzzsneddonn]

@RecordStoreTrash hell fuckin yes.

[aaronwelsh505]

@TheDownAndOutKS hahahaha

[taurileoquarias]

screw ur mom

[AphelionXII]

Funny! 

[leevioutrageous]

irony

[singlikenoonecan]

XD

[etajims11]

Writing songs about things and fixing your own bike is so mainstream.

[poprocks4]

yeah, flanal shirt, white v-neck, ukulele

[CudaksNamedAgnese]

29 people who put- dislike for this video, probably, are hipsters

[k0stil]

ukulele is too unpopular.

you are a hipster

[WunderDoob]

I just realized that I am a hipster, because I pride myself on acting like I'm better than everyone else.

[xxxiLoveMusicxx]

@WunderDoob You can't be a hipster if you admit to being a hipster.

[WunderDoob]

@xxxiLoveMusicxx

Pfft, that response is so typical. 

[xxxiLoveMusicxx]

@WunderDoob haha indeed it is. But it's the number one rule to being a hipster.

[theconstable91]

he doesnt have the beard so he can't be hipster. and where's the coffee? (starbucks comes out of nowhere)

[dreyapoop]

'Here's a joke: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

.

.

.

It's a really obscure number you wouldn't know it...'

XD

[samzrad523]

A guy singing about hating hipsters, whilst wearing a plain white v-neck playing the ukulele with a plaid shirt hanging on the wall..

This is great.

[ishootlawlzerbeams]

@samzrad523 You don't HAVE to be a "Hipster" (and I use the term very loosely because its a stereotype that doesn't make sense to me.) to wear a white v-neck or play a ukulele.

[samzrad523]

@ishootlawlzerbeams I was kidding, shut up.

[ishootlawlzerbeams]

@samzrad523 Ah, ah. No need to tell me to shut up. That would be rude. And rude people are frowned upon.

[diva4196]

ahaa, loved that!

[kokaneeave]

Fabulous. You nailed the irony.

[ohiobigboy]

You're so hip writing a song about hating hipsters...and you're f**king adorable so I'll forgive you just this once.

[hippie4life1313]

hipster, that hates hipsters. that get hated on bcuz hipster. but hipsters hate hipsters for being hipsters. bcuz u are a hipster making a video about hating hipsters for being hipsters.

[DapDapRice]

Omg why do u people hate hipsters so much we just like older stuff and jezz i dont like the ukelele because its "obsecure" i like it because it sounds cool also saying hipster is the new nigger was tottaly uncalled for well anyways im off to wear my tight jeans converse and flannel bye

[mattydubz17]

@DapDapRice your not a hipster for 2 reasons....you try to be a hipster cause u admitted you are which makes you SUCH A DOUCHEBAG....and 2 you spelled OBSCURE wrong...so ur fucking dumb

[DapDapRice]

@mattydubz17 Oh man im a douchebag im not the one cursing and calling people dumb over the internet ;D

[hplayer081]

lol...I found this funny and I actually liked the song haha!

[jerryfinsternumber9]

WAIT! You forgot your trendy scarf!

[omgih8you]

Fuck you hipsters!!!! You know why your favorite is so obscure?? BECAUSE IT'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[nudespankings]

hipster is the new nigger

[EuphoriaMusicSession]

Hipsters are a fucking plague to this earth. I'm the anti-hipster. I'm here to take start a massive non-violent, psychological genocide towards them.

[daniyellowjello]

Here in Hawaii everyone plays the ukulele and your'e cool if you can play it well. Not at all a "hipster" instrument. If your'e looking for obscure you can try the one of those zithers or the triangle haha...but not the ukulele. I had to learn how to play it in Elementary school, everyone did.

[BackAlleyPrepRally1]

haha I loved this, I play guitar, uke and piano and I got it. People need to chill haha.

Stop fighting!!

[DJSkinnyHo]

that joke in the description made me fuckin LOL

[NANCYRIVERA22]

flanel shirt, flanel shirt now hooodie hoodie hooodie

[Louisthelongboarder]

The ukalalie is to hipster, man this guy is a hipster legend

[gungsmas]

is that hoodee hoodee hoodee hoodee hoodee hoodee hoodee hoodees i see hanging up there by the door

[maxpower789z]

Well, isn't this ironic?

Don't ya think?

[kimplusplus]

@maxpower789z

Irony = Hipsters

[leprachaunguy]

@maxpower789z I was just about to say something along the lines of

"Hey, this song is clearly written in the chord of irony"

Or something else equally witty that conveyed my thoughts on this being ironic XD

[BLdrummer740]

V-Neck.

Definitely not a hipster.

[deathrayification]

poo video but i do agree

[happymadison192]

I FEEL THE SAME WAY. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.

[Uzzie101]

What pisses me off most about hipster is their shirts. They sometimes wear nice fucking shirts. So when I wear a shirt I like, people look at me like I'm a hipster, and I'm like

"BITCH NO! I ACTUALLY LIKE THIS SHIT! IT'S NOT TO MAKE ME LOOK COOL!"

[sharicydink]

did you put the flannel shirt in the background on purpose?

[zachrycain]

"its easy to be critical of someone else, when you're really feeling bad about yourself"

the best.

[jasonmathias]

21people are dickhead hipsters.

[WCasanova1990]

LOL CUTE!

[Dimitribangbang]

The opposite of GOOD is not EVIL. ITS APATHY! and Sarcasm is apathys best friend! And I don't think the apathy will end with these children of today until their Facebook. and cell phones are ripped out of their grubby and unappreciative little hands. we can only hope by then it isn't too late.

[Canadaandme]

You, my dear, are made of AWESOME! That was epic, I'm still laughing! :D

[TechnicolorStereo]

lol, I think most hipsters are in college. Just what I think though.

[stevienuz24]

haha thats pretty funny dude. right on

[UberShadow666]

OMG ITS EDWARD CULLIN

[ilikeRobots123]

People don't get that his being ironic. Thats thwe whole point of the video and an main idealism of hipsters. He's wearing everything he made fun. Dumbasses...

[EightTobiins]

@ilikeRobots123 no shit sherlock. He's making fun of himself. Its a joke.

[ilikeRobots123]

@EightTobiins no shit sherlock. That's what I was saying.

[halfNERD17]

LEFTY

[SoTrinity]

ahh..the hipster antihipster song

[organicalistic]

and nice white v neck

[NewYorkDontLoveMe]

@organicalistic huh? do you think its ugly to wear a white v neck or is it hipster therefore hypocritical?

[organicalistic]

@NewYorkDontLoveMe I would go with grey or black myself, but that's just me!

[nawbruv]

when asked what instruments i play. i always hesitate before i say ukulele, just because a bunch of wankers do it as a fashion accessory

[kiraisjustice87]

Nice flannel shirt in the background

[luverdude]

THIS FUCKER PROBABLY SHOPS AT WALMART. ANDNEVER BEEN OUTSIDE THE USA.

[1guitarkid]

damn right fuck people dissing indie people

[nileater]

haha! brilliant.

[alanangeles91]

yeah i feel you!!! i draw and i hate how they call themselves artists!! ppl who draw get screw bcs now they r called hipsters or shit like that.

[cait72590]

LMAO

[xPizzicato]

good guy, kinda "i'm not hipster, but guitar is SO mainstream, and why do them all hand it with the samehand?"

:D

[rhizababieee]

ahaha,(:

he totally contradics himself<12345

[blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh46]

LOVE IT! funny, funny man

[kbissuperawesome]

this is really funny, but apperntly a lot of people dont get the joke...

[pancakesnowmobile]

I like this guy before he was on youtube.... back when he had integrity

[pancakesnowmobile]

I like this guy before he was on youtube.... back when he had integrity

[pancakesnowmobile]

I like this guy before he was on youtube....this guy use to have integrity :(

[technicolorfuses]

honestly, i think hipster is just another word for teenager. the norms and values are the same. of course not every teenager is a hipster, but every hipster is a teenager (at least, should be...)

[mindfreakloyal92]

@technicolorfuses Hipsters are over moody collage students who are just getting out of there teenage ages.

[Bandaney]

This is awesome. Too bad not many people have the brains to get it.

[ehfuckit]

this is so mainstream...

[rickyrafman]

this guy is fucking shit

[bdnakano]

Such wonderful irony.

[supertrix101]

F**K Hipsters!!!!!!!!!

[rickyrafman]

@supertrix101 F**k you

[uberhippie666]

is he a hipster? he said "they ware there plain white V-neck shirts all the time" he's wearing one lol. mong.

[kissicysun]

@uberhippie666 Let me introduce you to something called irony.

[goggles189]

@uberhippie666 you probably don't get sarcasm, douche

[1FranklynRecords1]

@uberhippie666

Hahaha think before you type!!!

[Itsrealhands]

Oh lawdy no.

[jennnnxXx]

this has the same beat as one of the songs from never shout never

[radishrancher]

Apparently you're so hip nobody understands the point of your song.

[charlieshakeview]

You look like a hipster and I hate hipsters

[Jerryizme]

Deny you are a hipster, the Hipster becomes you.

[VASINGER]

I agree! They annoy me too !

[Bigbrowneyes1600]

Hipsters should die I want punk back or Jimi Hendrix

[scartissue94]

Flannel looked good in the 90's, or when grunge bands wore them.

But these days, the tight, colorful flannel shirts just look retarded.

[KareenCasey]

stop singing ew couldnt even concentrate on the lyrics....really bad

[mynameisnotcommon]

hipster kid (no judgment) criticizing people who criticize hipsters

[wontonmaster666]

@mynameisnotcommon lulz, he's in school. that justifies the fact that he isn't a hipster and values reality, hardwork and progress.

[cowboy420]

nice ass hipster scum lol.

[einsteinslies]

Nice V-Neck Tee, Jew boy.

[TheSergeiTrapForce]

what a fucking hipster

[JamieeTheGreat]

Plaid shirt in the background. I'd say it was you being ironic but of course, that's too hipster for you

[cookieman1234566666]

okay, this is awesome, and at first i was kinda sad because I wear all that stuff

[MakeupBeautifully]

Flannel in the background made me chuckle.

[guitarfreak607]

You are amazing. wicker park in chicago (and the art institute) is overrun with them, and although i like the fashion and am an artist myself, I think their snobbery and critical attitudes blow. I fuckin hate em.

[distillersdemon]

Love it!

:)

[indiekidsarefaggots]

This video was cool before it was posted. Also nice flannel shirt, those were cool last week.

[SammyKaBlammy1]

Yeah, what's up with people wearing plain white v neck shirts?

YOU'RE WEARING ONE TO BE IRONIC RIGHT?

idiot.

[DayumShitDoctor]

Hahah i like the ending " Well Ima Go Ride My Fixed Gear Bike"

[Shinobi1010]

You are awesome

[SarahNoel90]

That was great! The ending made me laugh.

[angusisfree]

you might have a deep love for the ukulele but you need to learn how to sing before you sing and play it...

[losermilkshake10]

"even though their glasses dont have lenses, i can still see my reflection"

busted up laughing. i love this song!

[MrJobrien]

that was actual really funny.

I like the comment on the glasses with no lens. wearing those is the biggest slap in the face for people how need glasses.

[ooberpwnage]

Ahhh lefty!!!!

[endingsociety11]

V-neck t-shirt? Ukulele?

If it looks like a hipster...

[catinthehathat]

@endingsociety11 Flannel shirt in the background?

Then it is a hipster.

[beccasai]

Yes. Great message. A culture based predominantly on the criticism of others, and in the constant competition over who is the hippest hipster, can't possibly be any fun.

[dweebieMC]

hipsters are killing my generation. they are just narcissistic, apathetic, trust-fund socialists who need to be destroyed by a real leftist badass movement that actually commits itself to ideals and rock 'n roll

[SatiricalGnome]

the guy is clearly a hipster. One he says he "hates" them with very bad acting. Two, he is wearing a white v-neck shirt and three in the background he has flannel shirts.

And true hipsters are people with an appreciation and knowledge of jazz (not obscure indie music) and they were in the 1940's with the rise of bebop. "hipsters" is just the cool trendy way to pretend to be against society.

[missclarencewhirly79]

@SatiricalGnome they were actually reffered to as beatniks then : they were intellectuals, and artists, not a bunch of little brats who can't think for themselves and shop at urban outfitters and american apparel....but i agree : "hipsters" are just the cool trendy way to pretend to be against society.

[LfcKennedy]

@dweebieMC Yes! The only reason they take political allignment is because they think thats what's cool. Fucking ass holes. It's yesterday's mainstream in tomorrow's jacket.

[BurningWolf95]

@dweebieMC the fuck??? yeah hipsters are extremely annoying... but what you said is completely contradictory. "They are trust fund socialists..." ok yes fair enough they accept stuff to be hand down to them, yeah ok.... but yeahhh hate to break it to you, socialists are leftist... soo how could a leftist movement help get rid of hipsters who are socialist???

[Dimitribangbang]

@dweebieMC Love your comment. I agree. I really think whatever you label them these days, these little rich assholes who have what I consider a pretty good life bitching, bitching but doing nothing. The apathy is the worst. But maybe its caused by always having everything, so they appreciate nothing. You know what most of these "Hipsters" are? the orginial preps of the 80's in different clothes. They 1980's preps who died of cocaine overdoses have reincarnated. figures why the "80s" are back.

[regularjon]

@dweebieMC Whinge whinge whinge.

[jasonmathias]

@dweebieMC Naw you just need another resurrection of the Hip-Hop movement to beat them down. 

[gunzt3rkenfu92]

Haha! I thought he was serious at first until he said the Ukelele part.

[RubyBlume]

I think it's really funny that your singing a song criticizing people who you think are critical of other people. Perhaps just another layer of irony??? or a coincidence?

[ABFreeze777]

He can't be a Hipster. He seems to be in a dorm room which means he's in college....COLLEGE...he's not a hipster

[rickyrafman]

@ABFreeze777 fuck you

[TheRealAndrewMcBride]

@ABFreeze777 he could be in art school

[monarchyofworldz]

ironic