BEAST BLOOD AND BEASTING

[howtoCODcom]

my fave comm

[UnorthodoxWarfare]

ay pe

[Exit89Drums37]

this has got to be the funniest mother fucker on youtube lol jesus christ I love his videos hahahaha

[halosonic124]

killzone 3 is on playstion move!

[MrBiglu23]

"BUT!!!" i play this game the way it needs to be played. hahahaha funny shit

[kieran68607]

lmao so funny video stops a 2:01

[xp720]

i suck at black ops so much its funny

[LTrainsFinestTRGN]

hahahahha, This is m y fav video. I have watched this like a hundred times and laugh everytime. This goes in the Commentary Hall Of Fame...

[RusiesKroket]

People complaining about camping are fucking fags. Its a game get over it.

[JizzMilk]

@RusiesKroket no its not a fucking game!!! its a way of life!!! and people who camp in games obviously throwing there's away, and next time u write a comment make sure who the fuck u talking to....... little bitch

[RusiesKroket]

@JizzMilk People like you better just kill themselves right away.

[Exit89Drums37]

@JizzMilk HOOOOOOOOOLY shit....you are a fucking assclown

[RusiesKroket]

Umad? Boring video.

[sdfef533]

SON DONT YOU KNOW THAT GUN ON GUN AND YOUR DONE!

[sunshineinapouch]

theres always the "WHAT THE FUCK!!" every episode

[JFFS93]

" CLAYMORES, GAYMORES ALL OVER THE FU*KING PLACE!!" loooool

[scrapmetaljack]

nothing but campin !! campin!!!

[mrgrayfish115]

The reason you kept dieing is because your using that gun the wrong way. Skorpion has horrible range, so you have to really sneak up next to/behind someone, because of that it's pretty stupid against campers. My best camper pwnr is the AUG, Galil or AK47. Something that does a lot of damage and has good range (The AK has OK range just bad accuracy, so fire in bursts) HAPPY HUNTING!

[BrutalValor]

@mrgrayfish115

The reason he keeps dying is because he sucks balls at this game.

I just love his raging. It's so funny.

[MrAmro69]

my fav vid yet

[SuperBarax]

Yeah it would be great to see a match in which everyone is a camper. I bet that no one would even get a kill.

[OmgItsSausage]

xJaws' mercedes!

[OmgItsSausage]

Uhh, xJaws, Whiteboy, and more people do commentaries and post amazing gameplays and rack in loads of cash because people want to watch their videos.

[ColonelChaos0]

@OmgItsSausage No they don't. Fuck off, fag.

[OmgItsSausage]

@ColonelChaos0 Are you fucking stupid? There's a reason they have tons of subscribers and money. Because they post good gameplay.

[ColonelChaos0]

@OmgItsSausage Commit suicide, bitch. Nobody cares about your nonsense.

[Sweetrafael2013]

Add me BEASTY2013

[VampiresBiteHard666]

when i play this im considered a matriarch im the most feared player on the battlefield

[kingkings03]

hahahaha hilarious!!!

[42JDD]

why so serious?

[1lemeki]

You should try homefront I don't think it has gaymors.

[theweberjosh]

kill campers killcampers kill campers kill campers kill campers i fuckin hate campers!!!!!!!!!!!!pussies,the­y drive me insane aswell.great video man.beastified!congrats with all the sucess..

[TheRealUyi]

mad?

[MrMoran22]

Thou furious, sir. LOL

[MrNinjax3]

i wish everyone playing video games would think liek elpres =/

most wise vid from him i faved

[TheMidnightcloud]

i guess i camp when i snipe sometimes

[slentzz]

when u play this game WHY THE FUK DO U THINK IS REAL LIFE!!!! lol - that is so true.

[PR0F1LMS]

you should try crysis 2, i saw on the trailer that it does not give points for camping

[FuckingEnforcer]

If COD had bigger maps, no grenade launchers, no campers (war tactics my ass) and no lag plus more guns it would actually live up to how popular it is and be fun.

[pedromiguel0007]

dumb video

[EDSTEROK]

"I half drop shot his ass" and "...ended his life, I played God on his ass". I lol'd

[123kiwi2]

U fooled me once...shame on you...u fooled me twice..SHAME ON MY MOTHAFUKIN' ASS! LMFAO xD

[yumyum2k5]

@ 6.30 roughly "You fool me once, shame on you, you fool me twice? SHAME ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' ASS!! I AINT HAVIN' THAT SHIT!!" - El Presador.........epic. 

[TheBigjohnny84]

Halo has too many kids on it, and its kinda gay. Black ops has too many campers. And bad comapny 2 doesn't have that much customization. but over all there all great games...but halo kinda sucks now.

[TheObltr8]

2.04- 2-09 i laughted so hard

[frankie9095]

it is xjawz who showed his car

[xdirtydan]

there should be a stat or something that shows which perks a player uses the most so it'll match players up that way, or a gametype where everyone has the same perks...kinda like wager matches and barebones

[KingKumaForever]

Dude you gotta try Bad Company 2

[00hydraburst]

Bad Company 2 is impossible to camp.

[RandomKid396]

0:58 'do you think your score measures your dick length in society?' this line had me in tears!xD

[eddietexx]

LMFAO!!! This guy is F-in hilarious

[UseUrHead503]

i havent been into a game with a whole team or party full of campers lmao, this ones rocking it up with pussies sitting on corners and in rooms, it really ruins the entire xperience

[AkimboFTW]

1 word; RESPECT!

[sheffieldmvp]

@xSICKskillZzZx holy stereotype batman!! u just got the americans are fat and stupid stereotyping achievement ah sheiiiitt

european union? lol thats all u got? you're fucking retarded. you wanna be american bitch, thats why you play an AMERICAN game. you like to daydream you are an AMERICAN marine don't u? its ok, puss. I know why u love this game. You don't really die when you die in this game do u? You can just hide behind a computer and be tough like when u post comments on youtube. Pussy

[Joeki11a]

Activision renamed the series today

now it will be called CAMPERS ON DUTY

[54Akshay]

no we dont want u to quit cod

[putxini69]

i think i know better than you...

[DragonXgbft]

You can actually change the KZ3 controls to COD controls.

It's the "Alternate" control scheme. lol

[treyart1]

@DragonXgbft he doesn't have an issue with the KZ3 controls. Its the weighty feel that he has an issue with. IMO that's just an excuse for him to keep playing and talking about COD. lol

[I9IIEIIYIIEIIS]

ppl who are "hiders", usually have small cocks, or some other deficiency, which contributes to their low self image

[Jason29n]

Yeah JAWZ, WAY TO MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF!!!

[jadjan123]

what if u get a good score without camping ;)? still a nerdo?

[Tiankioo]

@jadjan123 Can you not get a good score not camping? Still a nerdo.

[magicalchickens]

@jadjan123 Yes, yes you are :P

[sheffieldmvp]

@xSICKskillZzZx why did you remove your first comment? herpyderpGEDroflcopter

P.S. u wanna be american cuz Norway doesn't fight in any wars don't you? Don't they always try to remain neutral? LOL they wouldn't even stand up against the nazis in WWI. YOU gtfo you wannabe marine norwegian pussy!!!

[kosovakillaz]

Maybe it's time you do turn on your PS3, I can tell you there's A LOT LESS campers on the PS3 then on the ShitBox360 and all it's try hard 13 year old kill death princesses.

Either that or use a Silencer + Ghost + Hacker and join them.

[Jbosshog123]

@kosovakillaz lol, im from kosova too

[ykemg]

"Do yu think your score measures your dick length in society? No it measures how much of a fuckin nerd yu are" - ElBeastador

[Stolemyusename]

@ykemg If you think camping is gonna do with anything in real life.

[shadowninja996]

everytime im in a game without ghost campers i do so fucking well

[shadowninja996]

u mean xjawz

[shadowninja996]

this was awesome

[xXFelixtheCatXx]

Send all of your Black Ops videos to Machinima immediately.

[putxini69]

and you have fun saying bad shit off the others player -.- men you need to learn what is tactical position -.-

[Tiankioo]

@putxini69 You need to learn what a vagina looks like.

[putxini69]

hey man be more peassefull

[DaFunzies]

I didn't know that Obama played.

[MrPantherium]

I am in total agreement with "The Beast" ~ Campers are socially inept to deal with real life, let alone a "Video Game"

I used to "camp" ages ago ( I said ages ago, like in CoD4 ) but it's more fun beasting and rushing - ELPRESADOR you have taught me the way lol

[MrJoaTrades]

Peace! PEACE! xD

[billybifocals]

Elpresador! your a legend man, i love it when you shout during games, especially "LOOK AT THIS SHIT!" lol

[PSNdomgul58]

<3 camping

[mvp4him3]

Yo press when are we getting some Killzone 3 vids??

[CapitolaBoy]

YES! Get away from Call of Duty. Terrible franchise. COD4 was alright but the rest after that are garbage.

[gibson1789]

peace. PACE!

[SpiderDroid2]

thats BS, that kid is a spoiled rotten kid and his mommy and daddy bought it for him. Besides making money off of a video game or you tube is BS anyways. YouTube was about entertainment and now people are using it as a money maker machine

[Stolemyusename]

CAMPING!!!!

[ZacTheHelpfulNerd]

For some reason I felt like I was getting told off

[sergentsnowballs]

i agree with you 900% man, the camping is seriously starting to get annoying. i played and went 27-9 and the highest amount of kills on the other team was 10. so what are they getting out of camping? just sitting there staring at their screen while the rest of us are out playing the game correctly and having fun.

[uchiha5543]

ha talkin bout xjawz

[TheSHACKALACK]

Holy shit... I could not stop laughing this whole video. I can't believe I just found this guy!

[Stolemyusename]

What game is this?

[FlyBoyKhi]

Do a commentary with Chris Smoooooove. PLEEEEEASE. I would love to see that.

[cole1561]

not defending campers here, but im pretty sure everyone who plays black ops is a nerd lol camping or rush, its a video game. And, you never know that camper could of been getting his dick sucked while he was playing...lol

[richamerican]

@cole1561

nope

[cole1561]

@richamerican yep

[sheffieldmvp]

lol elpresador is a wigger he sounds like he should be a 6"7" bald blackman who loves him some popeyes chicken but he just a dumb wigger :(

[danyopizzle]

they shud make a game mode for this game that if u stand still for more than 2-3 seconds u show up on the radar, that wud be a way to maybe stop campers... think about out...

[sergentsnowballs]

@danyopizzle i was thinking the same thing, thats a better idea than mine. mine was if u stay in the same corner/spot for 30 seconds you die, and there could be a separate lobby that does allow u to. i say if u wanna camp go to hardcore, thats all they do there. thats a genious idea you got there though

[CaLL0fDuTy4]

DO MORE LIVE COMMENTARIES!

[asdfghjkl0ize]

OMFG now jack ass's who complain all day about campers are now making videos

Get real u R TARD WHAT KIND OF MOTHER F*CKER PLAYS CALL OF DUTY

THE REAL WAY TO BE A MAN IS LASER TAG. PEACE!!!!!

[crumcakes1313]

Xjawz is a dumb ass. Thumbs up if you agree

[Grom8P]

*runs around corner* "dumbest thing i ever seen"

[HooYssT]

i fucking love you man

[alexmiddleton4]

hey elpres can you do a combat record video?

[saradomin89898]

elpresador, the modern day chuck norris , anyone?

[JURYJOHMZOMBIE]

They should just call this abomination Call of duty Camping Warfare

[k3nnyisaw3som3]

the people that dislike his videos are camping bitches and the dislike bar of this one measures their dick length in society.

[ArcticZephyr]

I had a shitty day today, but you made it better, ElPresador. Thanks, you're the best commentator ever.

[Manbeastx]

I hope you never play only use me face because he can ONLY camp

[adaam509]

LOOK AT DIS SHIT

[SliceTheRice]

OMG i fukin love dis guy AHAHHAHHA

[dylf14]

"fool me once, shame on you. fool me twice...SHAME ON MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS!"

[elwiliwili]

fucking gaymores! :/

[FURRYDUCKIE]

you should use flak jacket so u wont die from a random claymore or rc car, fuck I hate those things.

[hitcher809]

, 23 campers disliked this video

[Stolemyusename]

@hitcher809 41

[cognamine1]

@hitcher809

this is a war game.

[snipert93]

ELBEASADOR!!!WHAT THE FUCK!!!!KILL THEM CAMPERS!!!

[Synaster2222]

I hate how you always name your videos in all caps.. But when i listen to the commentary i understand.. That's how you talk.. and it makes me smile

[hitcher809]

fucking campers, they have no skills.

[sheffieldmvp]

@xSICKskillZzZx you typed "someone who is new to the game and dont know"

your grammar says it all kid. stay in school.

I actually just got the game 3 weeks ago and already a level 46 and all the guns are unlocked and I'm familiar with all the maps playing casually every other day and the first week I started out camping and it wasn't boring for anyone. You're a dumbass and your mom should've had an abortion. You're what we refer to as a G.E.D. special. Plz shut the fuck up you derp.

[sheffieldmvp]

@xSICKskillZzZx reread my post. I said "noobs" and "if you just got this game" and "if u don't know the maps"

that obviously has nothing to do with somebody who just prestiged does it? are you retarded? learn to read. obviously somebody who knows the maps doesn't have to camp.

[pesser]

gaymore ahahahahha

[the7observer]

1:14 : "...THAT dude have a fucking mental deficiency" LOL

[TheMan92432]

No, You wanna see something stupid. Trying watching someone noscope with with the L96A1 and they are close enough to knife and misses EVERY SINGLE ONE! Now that is stupid, and hilarious

[jakeisarake]

this game pretty much summarizes BO

[ejfapp69]

I agree with ELPRESADOR. How the fuck is camping fun? Just sitting in the corner and doing nothing but aiming down your sights can't be amusing.

[fishchunksgaming]

@ejfapp69 Some people do it while going temp AFK :) i know i do and when i get back because i'm not "in" the game i just remain there for the rest of the match then the next match i run around also when i hate the map i just camp :D Atleast i'm honest

[dnalra]

Second Chance is a bigger problem than camping in this game.  That's why I tend to shoot at the feet just in case they drop into second chance.

[BooollyIsHere]

1:56

"And no one gives a shit about that shit, look at this shit! LOOK AT THIS SHI- WATCH THIS SHIT!!"

[r3mix1992]

WTF happened to GOGURD?

[sheffieldmvp]

i hate to tell u but if you just got this game and u dont know the maps and u got the shit guns cuz u havent unlocked the good ones yet, ur fuckin stupid if you don't camp. call it what u want but ur gonna go 4-20 like 50 times in a row if youre running around as a noob

[xbeckeringhx]

The controls in kz3 are a lot better now elpres. And sadly campers are in just about any game. My big problem with CoD is that they design the maps to enable camping a lot. At least in Bad Company 2 I can shoot them out with an rpg.

[Millahtime]

I been playing shooters online since quake 3, and there's always been campers, even in Quake 3. There's always been campers, and there always will be campers. People are just fucking lame, that's all.

[Millahtime]

Everyone spam that camping faggot UnwornNut lol. What a dipshit, kid literally hid the whole time.

[crkyon2]

5:54 LMFAO

[stankonia]

You need a silenced weapon? You need a set of balls. lol

[ckdogg4577]

I hate to say this but... maybe they should bring back martydrom for maps like this. Now I wasnt a fan of this perk but in games like this when all these fags do is camp in corners I think it would help....

[badboyj7]

YOU USING THE BICTHIAN 

[stonewall17540]

ps3 takes it in the ass , killzone 3 just like i thought boring, bulletstorm blows it out the water truth hurts oh well now all you killzone fanboys go cry some more,lol indenile,lol killzone3 is perfect,NOT

[214cardenas]

@stonewall17540 Bullet storm? lmao wtf are you talking about.

[kinome23]

Lmfao 6:14 is too hilarious I was in tears man, i hate this game and every other in the franchise it' the same overhyped garbage every year, but your commentary makes it bearable to watch this joke of a "game."

[demonnogo]

2:09 IN SOVIET RUSSIA THE GAME IS PLAYING YOU!!!!!

[stefan23productions]

xjawz is kinda retarded lol

his vids are okay tho

[cheaner1]

wait someone send me the link of the video with the 16 year old kid with the nice car. I heard about this somewhere and I can't find it

[MrCrazyGopher]

@cheaner1 Just look up xjawz and then see through his videos.

[futoma92]

You are the fucking man, and I agree with every word you just screamed. Fuck campers.

[MrJonhirt]

ELPRESADOR PLAYING MINECRAFT... FUCKIN CREEPER!!!!!!

[toSTONEiGO]

xjaws should listen to ellpressador... now all we are gonna have is more crappy commentators on machinima trying to make money.

[Squallleonheartfan]

I hate the community also

[frankproductions14]

i think the guys that was showin off his car was XJawz

[MMBN4bluemoon]

ELPRESADOR funny as ever

[bowhunter928]

blacks ops is a horrible game all around..

[skilledzach1]

Today my song told me his teacher asked him what killed the dinasaurs. His response? "ElPRESADOR'

[parkerfooty]

i say that the next time we go on xbox live we all spam that little fag with the aug noobtube lol

[HowlinAdamJames]

You had the 3rd highest K/D in the game. lol

[ilarism]

hah, he's talking about xJawz

[gangstarsonny]

Elpresador.....The only person who TRULY fucks on the first date.

[gangstarsonny]

Elpresador can BEAST! With the lowest range gun on the whole game!

[xxxmarco187xxx]

Seriosuly..This is Entertaining as its best..

[21972069450471]

You need a SET OF BALLLZZZZ>....NOW THATS WHAT YOU NEEEDDD!!

[65c]

keep your money to yourself... real shit right there

[PaleFatBoy]

lol xjawz

[Pccw9]

ELPRESADOR SHOULD DO A LIVE STREAM THUMB UP SO HE CAN SEE!