20 Ways To Lose Your Man Card

[DamonsGirl9876]

actually listening to your girlfriend…

[MGamerkid]

If it's pouring rain outside I'm taking an umbrella that's an exception. If I'm done fucking my girlfriend I might be tired and might not go to the party exception your not always going to feel good. If the drink comes with the umbrella I'll it throw away and have the drink

[thesupersandwhich]

if you listen to lady gaga's music you lose your man card

[HAWXEDC]

if your girl want you to sneek out but your scared to because you might get in trouble or your to tierd light that mother fucking man card up cuz you just lost out on pussy man how could you live with your self

[beebhunter]

@HAWXEDC if you have to sneak out!! loss of man card!

[MrRipost]

what's the outro song O:

[L3G3ND125]

for #13 what if it's raining lava and acid and it can't go through an umbrella?

[9zBrandon]

I lost my man card when I watched this video. Hate hate hate troll.

[ultraepicman]

If she wants to, but you're too hung over. light that card up.

[L3G3ND125]

if you bully somebody or troll them you lost your mancard

[L3G3ND125]

I you choose Halo over Gears Of War you lose you'r mancard

[zyzxxinfinity]

If you dislike this video, you just lost your man card.

[thamistah63]

You lost your man card by having that gay sheep on top of yout tv

[mizcs]

if you aren't disgusted by guys in a speedoe you loose your mancard

[L3G3ND125]

if you like justin bieber you lost ur man card even if ur a girl

[DescentFromHeaven]

Why do most guys have to conform to social stereotypes? It's OKAY to drink Bud Light. It's okay to do any of that stuff in the video. I look at this as a joke.... Which I hope it's just a pathetic joke.

[cortiz1991]

@DescentFromHeaven you justlost your man card

[DescentFromHeaven]

@cortiz1991 Lol. Psyche. You can go screw yourself. I don't care what you say. My gf loves the way I am. I'd rather have a gf than an imaginary card.

[DescentFromHeaven]

Broke #s 4 5... And that's disrespectful to your girlfriend. Ass. 6 9 12(I LOVE SPEEDOS BROOOO) 16. Playboy is stupid bro. 17. xD 18 19 20.

[love1stH0llist3r2nd]

Booooooo you lose ur man card putting ur guys b4 ur girl boooo ru gay? Guys act like females r second class citizens while I c y some girls are so Fucking stupid giving it up so freely

[sino1010]

you just lost your man card for that dance at the end!

[christyf200]

Anyone notice that the guy in the video who is telling everyone else how they can lose their man card, has a fuzzy sheep on his TV?!!?!!

[bust99391018]

keep pressing on the 1:44 ,,,,,,, keep it thekual

[shmoopythelumberjack]

if you ever cryed during or after sex

[OoHKRAP]

i hate gay guys

[SolarPowerPlant13]

What would a man do if he got framed for something he didn't do. Would he just take it without complaining, or would he defend himself?

[DanDauzacker]

lool i liked the end music, whats the name?

[tatumlpsdirector]

the best way: be a girl

[matthewthiez]

if you are offered a beer and reply, i only drink liquor

[meky47]

im sooooo glad you said no speedos.....*shudder* so soo scary

[Zurrash]

@SnakeTheWolf Hehe... n.n

[camiharris32]

I think that driving a minivan is a good way to lose your card, As is knowing how to spell potpourii, And knowing that salmon is a color.

[turkzil]

Wearing skin tight jeans is an automatic loss of the Man Card, wearing pants below your ass is also gets your Man Card taken away.

[hellscythe2002]

Cheating on your girl then making her break up with you without telling her the truth or having the balls to dump her yourself

[vottomatic19]

If you have some stupid animal sitting on top of your tv then you lost your man card

[zolli21]

Okay on #17 I have a little disagreement with that. What if what you were shopping for was something like a BIG AZZ flat screen in your house or a new graphics card and extra memory for your porn or a gun? I should still keep my man card right?

[aholderfield12]

@zolli21 Absolutely without a doubt

[blade0xb]

Hmm being you

[BrianThomass]

I DIED! XD

[CountSidius]

MatthewSantoro>RayWilliamJohns­on

MatthewSantoro FTW!!!

[bigandfluffy2000]

as a response to number 20 Crying during or at the end of a move... is it ok to cry if a dog dies?

[oFlamesz]

@bigandfluffy2000 no get another damn dog.

[magoichi222]

this one is dedicated to my fairy princess of a "brother" , if you ever think its exceptable to grab onto, punch, or kick another guys junk while in a fight. A: you deserve to get your ass kicked, and B: you just lost you man card and C: you just ruined the dudes day, way to go asshole{s}

[p0p3budalata]

Are you serbian ?

[wfjay93]

@p0p3budalata ja jesam... :)

[iluvgerardway99]

If you use the phrase "On the flipside", you just lost your man card...

[RandomKillfeed]

does blades of glory count as figure skating?

[GrahamTVdotNet]

I Like ! I Like !

So True, there are son many truths in what he says.

How does he know so much ?

A Mystery Yes !

[AchilleDebussy]

Nice Earthbound music.



[lucifersangle1]

the use of the words funlishious or cahoots

[maribik1]

so funny

[cmbdragon666]

You will lose your man card if you have lady gaga, k$sha, katy perry, or justin bieber on yur ipod, because they are all gay, go listen to slipknot fully blasted on your earphones, I don't care if your ears bleed, do it!

[Samuriblkbelt]

@cmbdragon666 I was with you until you mentioned Slipknot.

[36Chewits]

Looseing your man card by reading this comment.... Daym!

[MrBobo9921]

ordering an appletini at a irish bar

[thelumberjackjohn]

quoting dave chappel.. man card gone

[vizoredchris]

if you listen to Justin Bieber, Katy Perry, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, Miley Cyrus, The Jonas Brothera, or anyone who's big claim to fame was that they were on the disney channel congratulations your man card has been cut up into millio0ns of peoples and burned

[janosrock]

you lost yours with the beatles full fanclub kit posted on your wall back there

[oFlamesz]

@janosrock FUCK THE HELL OFF THE BEATLES KICK AZZ

[oFlamesz]

you lost your mancard by disliking the beatles

[ALB2010]

you shouldve put in if you wear a shirt that says "I love my girlfriend"

[IamPinhead]

KevinTThoms' little brother?

[ziggtigy]

if youre gay then you lose your mancard

[Zurrash]

@ziggtigy I'm super offended!

Just kidding, but someone else could be really offended.

I'm not like that, but some people are. ;)

[ziggtigy]

@Zurrash yah i know im just saying i think it should ne true

i guess

[Zurrash]

@ziggtigy Yeah, I know some gay guys are really feminine, but I certainly am not. I'm actually a fairly masculine one. So if you're a manly gay guy do you keep your Man Card?

[TheUndeadsoldier96]

@Zurrash yes you do

[Zurrash]

@TheUndeadsoldier96 Thank you.

[ameezeez]

@Zurrash No, I think you've lost your card.

[tylerbobylerr]

heyy now, some of the best blowjobs i ever got were a result of crying at the end of the notebook

[NSLEandrejpt]

ur a idiot

[metalgodtarnis]

Wait...you were dancing in you home, not in a club grinding on a girl. YOU JUST LOST YOUR MAN CARD!....Just kidding. I'm just being a smart ass.

[srkibble]

What if the guy is offering you a shot with a umbrella in it? PARADOX

[oFlamesz]

@srkibble throw the mini umbrella at him and be like what the fuck dude

[SmarganM]

it sounds like in order to have a "mancard" you gotta have an "asshole" card right beside of it. no offense or anything. the guys I know though just aren't that assholeish.

[NSLEandrejpt]

@SmarganM yeah i know same goes for me

[baciu14]

lol

[AceofSkulls913]

okay if you below off your friends for date night and ended up having sex with your gf and her friend doyou lose your man card? just asking

[BP2611]

OMG I JUST LOST MY MANCARD BECAUSE OF REASON #7

[colbycous01]

i cryed at the end of saving private ryan. is that ok? alot of brave men died so the world can be free.

[2young2beagrandma]

I am a chick and I thought this was hilarious. I am not the type to make a guy hold their purse or watch chick flicks. As a matter of fact, I hate chick flicks.

[oFlamesz]

@2young2beagrandma well then you just lost your woman card

[AceTheBathound]

I take it you think getting wet and teary at the end of Superman: The Movie is an instant loss of Man card ownership...

[FoxEagle993]

You can lose your man card by owning 3 or more Mac products.

[FoxEagle993]

I never got a man card. My parents thought it'd be funny to see what would happen if they never gave me one. Is sad :(

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[robinarielmedia]

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[Jaxevolution]

Amazing video!! It's pretty COOL (^v^)ღ ღ

[Aidsss78]

@Jaxevolution you just lost your mancard

[Lordrevenge]

if you spend hours doing your hair .

[kudillo]

that voice reminded me of cleveland, nice.

[DaveRoscoe1]

Dude! Thanks for the friend invite. This was friggin hilarious!

[jimifloydrix]

if you didn't cry during the lion king you lost your human card.

[stoutmeister91]

Haha nice list bro. Looks like 9 people are pissed because they lost their man card.

[A55YRlAN]

Haha great point, and great way to put it.

[MLink96]

7 PPL Lost theyr Man card :P

[wowk33drs]

what if i play water polo... its that fucking beastlest sport in the fucking world but i have to wear a speedo

[iwanttobecullenified]

Another one: (according to my guy friends) Listen to slow, sweet love songs

[iwanttobecullenified]

I'm a girl, but this is hilarious. I know too many guys that've lost their man-card.

[stevemartinovich]

It's OK to cry at the end of Old Yeller if you are a man, one tear is acceptable

[Lindsaybelieves]

A guy belonging to a women's birth board to discuss pregnancy...it happened today on mine, and he used the word "Funsies."

[chouavue2]

ok ok ok. your a man, but your nothing without the card.

I say your not even a man to begin with if you class man in any kind of card.

[baciu14]

i disagree with the fact that u lost ur man card sry friend but only disagree some of them means "ur controling ur inner self " yea i bet most of u will say :idiot " or something insulting but not everybody is a "pimp"

[loveshackartandphoto]

I like to say thanks for the advice.I also took the advice from Italian actor Uncle Frank Vincent,from his book "The Guys Guide to being a Man's Man.This Matt guy is hilarious.I'm gonna some guys I know this video.

[bboy4050]

lol this shits funny.

[pimpinkid28]

what if i were to cry during ET ... i am a man but thats the only movie i cried from!

[ashwinbhat123]

@pimpinkid28 Revoked!

[greenspade23]

or house of sand and fog

[Mancard100]

More reasons:

If you have gotten a pedicure. It is not metro it's f'n gay.

failure to pay child support automatic revocation. I know she probable the b word but got to do it for the kid.

Absolutely agree on the shot, but it's any alcoholic beverage.

Hitting a woman! I know allot of times they may deserve it . Just tell her she is an f'n b and walk away.

You are getting sued for sexual harassment, it means you were not good looking enough to pull it off.

[BradyTheWonder]

@Mancard100 whats f'n gay? you mean FUCKING GAY!

[ScottKinmartinTV]

Brilliant!

[realgeorgew]

You lose your mancard with whatever that fugly ass stuffed animal on top of your TV is.

[MONSTERx151]

u loose ur man card when u say lol after every sentence come on guys grow some balls only girls say that......u can put LMFAO just cause it makes u sound more bad ass

[FlaShbacksRevenge]

you are dancing, give me your man card

[ST1RFRYTV]

You are a great combination of three top YouTubers (Phil, RWJ & Wheezy)

[ZonkiSpray]

your good!

[420phishingformoe420]

subcribing to fred

[OrphanSuperman]

You lose you man card when you lose your hair... lol jk, love the videos lol.. You remind me of =3

[trhutchins3]

To take the man card of another is to lose your own. How can one be a man while he is too busy investigating whether or not his peers are? Contemplate that paradox.

[HamOoO102030]

omg i have the biggest man card evar!!, i'm feeling it in my pants..

[2badass4you]

lovin it!  cant waIt for moe

[TJayClark]

Favorited!! Nice video bro!!!!

[IamPinhead]

Is it possible to lose your man card for using an umbrella if you're wearing a dress suit that shouldn't get wet?

[MrAfrotcguy]

Let your girl friend have your facebook password just so she can keep up to date on what you say to your friends!! I MEAN WTF BRO

[MandyWilson235]

Touch another guys balls

[mattritter007]

COLOR coordinating on purpose. I mean come on ..... thats something nancy boys do...shit

[justmenurse99]

funniest shit yet Matt!!!!

[WarMagnum]

Wearing matching clothes with ur gf... def losing your man card... among other things

[kbrown429]

Hilarious!!! I need to ask... Where can i get some Santoro brew??? LOL

[klmk1984]

Letting your girlfriend or wife pick out your outfit! 

[varon79]

Hmm things that make you lose your man card? Looking at rosie odonnal and thinking, "maybe in the dark"

[klmk1984]

@varon79 BAHAHA

[BP2611]

@varon79 i dont get it...

[TheBigBadWoIf]

@varon79 that's a good way to lose your human being card

[peesemould]

Your teeth are so white!

[BIGL1989]

@peesemould you just lost your man card.

[upstreammiami]

@peesemould he just lost his man card lol

[MrTim999]

"With great power comes great responsibility" Uncle Ben was a true man, he took the bullet from that car jacker with bravery, after trying to save the guy from his criminal ways. But then his pussy, emo, nephew may be spider man, but his man card is not in this web or any other web...rather than being a Tarantula he's a daddy long legs....he fails... Uncle Ben is the MAN....Man cards for the win...or not? I don't know..

[mm05on]

not funny

[drainpipefilms]

dancing like you did in the last vid looses your man card OH SNAP!!!

[MadTVProductions1]

i like this guy lmao

[LeeZerd1080]

Throwing a buddy "under the bus" FOR ANY REASON!!! Voids your mancard.

[CrashBangAdam]

I've got my man card tattoo'd on my ass :)

NEVER LOSING DAT SON OF A BITCH!

[WantedChaos89]

When my reflection wont look at me..

[TheAmazingShua]

In the UK we have Man points instead.

You can lose and gain points depending on what you do.

[oiiSTEVEiio]

firsitistisitsti FIRST ! AODHAWDA :d:d:d:dd