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  • Lesson G!!!!!!!!!! I don't give a shit pads he's a fucking gay that's why he's live she opened the lags for everybody

  • Fuck you Pat you cock sucker you don't know who is your mother motherfucker who is your father I know you don't have it any idea about your father or mother go fuck by your self you faggot

  • @21avasapi

    Please if you disagree with this video don't spam hate posts like that. I disagree with his videos as well but i don't post hate filled comments like this.

  • Pack your wife she don't get pregnant you know why because you are gay your faggot.

  • Pat you know who is your mother or father?

    I don't think so your mother eats it bitch she gets fucked every single day with defraud people then you're bored she don't know who is your father.

  • How many time you open your bathroom you see your wife get fucked fucking gay motherfucker

  • Hey old man go fuck by your mother fucker says fucking faggot

  • Freedom does not require Religion.Religion at times makes us morbid

  • Quit trying to predict the future.So many do that,So many fail

  • Jesus is being used as a slot machine you put money in and pull on the handle your mind has been control that one day I'm going to hit the jack pot, so let me keep feeding this slot and wishing for a return LOL.

  • Jesus pimping? Hell yes.

  • Jesus isn't a christian, if he was he'd been worshipping himself.

  • Mr. Condell, if you say you never heard of a country in which christianity is equaled with patriotism, then you have clearly never been to Poland. You should certainly see it - would be hilarious here, if it had not be so terryfying.

  • jesus did have a few ho s in tow i suppose ,pete

  • He doesn't sound shocking,bitter,friendless, or... bad social skills just because he speaks his mind. Don't listen if you don't like it. He is spot on.

  • Folks like Pat Condell demonstrate the following:

    1. Shockingly bad social skills

    2. Bitterness at everything

    3. Very few actual friends

    4. Frustrations and broken dreams

    5. Brooding, scheming, hateful.

    rent a cottage somewhere you old crank, breathe some fresh air, get out of your stupid little room you film in. Spend time in nature, and some charity and volunteering would go a long way.

    Peace be with you.

  • @hecdc lol Your little list sounds like my sunday school teacher.

    Your beliefs in mysticism is a complete fantasy world. That nomadic desert sheep herders during the bronze age sussed out more than anyone today would be laughable if it wasn't so sad that people today are still dumb enough to believe it.

  • @losghost mysticism? You mean calling condell the old crank that he is? and whats this shit about herders? I'm agnostic, have some common courtesy.

  • @hecdc He has a right to be a crank think. We all do. It's like having miss cleo and her psychic phone friends having national recognition.

  • you are a idiot i got no time to argue about what you think about God or your ignorant beliefs or theory

  • @THEMAKDON

    Stay of the moonshine and your sister.

  • its not even worth it arguing with this fucking athiest basters

  • @THEMAKDON You sound like such an intelligent person there Pal. Is your sister possibly also your aunt and cousin? Do you live south of the Mason-Dixon line? I'll bet you do. Just for fun here, how far did you go in school? Do you own guns? Are you cross-eyed and have 3 teeth? All stuff I'd love to know about you.

  • old ignorant fart i hate this fucker

  • You're mixed up dude...

    By works of the Law shall No Flesh be justified

    & God so LOVED: the world he Gave his son for us

    Believers are no longer under the Law & Athiest do not have freedom to just murder or Kill & eat their mate after sex as the Black widow spider does, If God doesnt exist, why not just take the woman you like in the freedom of being able to Rape for the security of mankind, Because, GOD is & thats your accountability whether you like it or Not !

  • @ncwdane YOU are the one who is mixed up, Pal. Do you understand what the fuck you're talking about because I'm sure that your diatribe makes no sense at all to those of us who happen to be blessed with brains. Rape for the security of mankind? What kind of perverted bullshit thought is that? Listen up here - God DID NOT have a son o.k? And...there is/was no garden of Eden with talking snakes and magic fruit and the flood didn't happen and the tower of Babel is laughable. I think you are lost...

  • @zideffil Put the Ball in Gods court & Ask him

    do it w/ an open mind, & ask him in such a way that you are sincere in that you really wanna know if uyou are Wrong !

    to NOT do that, is to say, even if you are Blind, you wanna remain so... :-/

    Just want you to go to heaven instead of hell, thats all

  • @ncwdane You STILL don't get it, do you? I said in the last comment that you are talking to a person who was born with a working BRAIN. Don't bother worrying about my going to 'hell', as hell is a fictitious place and nothing more than another fairy tale to enslave people of feeble intellect to the manipulations of others. It is clear that they have bullied or hypnotized you into believing all their bullshit but not me, not by a longshot - BRAINS, remember?

  • @zideffil Hey, I'll be watching for you at the Great white throne judgement

    you wont be mad or upset at me, (I tried)... but;

    you will be a lil upset at those you know who didnt & at yourself beyond measure

    for NOT taking me up on my suggestion

    Look at what fairy Tale you believe, A Lifeless wet Rock had lifeforms just pop outta it, yet no scientist could ever duplicate it again, talk about ur big pumpkin story LOL

  • @ncwdane If you even knew how to use capital letters and periods and such - in other words, if you were literate, you might have more credibility, but then, I rather doubt it. Obviously you are a nitwit. Bye now.

  • @zideffil , well listen to you.... whata you gonna say....

    "well , yeah but god, he misspelled potato & used bad grammer".. hahahaha

    why are you so worried about christians believeing if you really believe theirs no chance it's true ?

    you're the nitwit ! I dont go around telling the English they;re stupid for driveing on the left side of the road,

    or get all bent because someone thinks indoor skating is better than outdoor skatin, or reds a cooler color than blue, I care cause hells involved

  • @ncwdane Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong, wrong, wrong. THERE IS NO HELL.IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE if you can just sit down and THINK about it a bit. It makes NO SENSE to an intelligent person. In any case, I have no more time to waste. If you can't understand after listening to Pat Condell's eloqeunt and intelligent words, I can do nothing to help you see clearly neither. Bye now.

  • I'm an atheist yet I'm an ultra conservative. These fucking Christians take an ass whooping from you and what do they do? They turn the other cheek. I can't live like that. I want angry men with baseball bats to break both of your arms then both of your legs. I don't want debate, I want war. If I ever got my chance I'd make Mao look like Little Debbie, right here in the USA. God, if only I could get my hands on you!

  • You're fucking hilarious! You're even funnier than Russell Brand and you're not even a comedian!

  • 635 give him Thumbs Down??? They too, most certainly, have the MIND VIRUS as well. Dolts.

  • Just when I think I'm about to be overcome by the vomitus and stiffling poison of this sick religious world , I listen to the double edged sword of Pat condell's logic , and it is like a fine antacid clearing away all the bullshit !

    Wish I had had a teacher of his caliber when I was young - but am greatful to have found him now !

  • @rolynstone48 You think he uses logic ?

  • Are you not dead yet?

  • Your words flow like poetry, strange

  • @buckeyduck yeah we are always right(wait what?) damn my imaginary "soul" thing or whatever is lost or damned or something thats a terrible shame

  • @buckeyduck it does take strength to be an atheist. Heaven is like an Avatar on cyberspace. Those avatars are nice - you can have any kind of nice life in cyberspace & that's exactly what that nice old gentleman "upthere" is going to do for u. All he is waiting for is ur death & then it's happy hawaii for eternity! yay!

    Heaven is for the weak, infirm, the defeated and the cowardly

  • 635 People are brainwashed.

  • I can't wait to raise logical atheist children... I was raised mormon :S they're pretty cultish and have the most divisive circle logic ever. Trust me, you wouldn't even understand if you tried to debate one about their religion, you can only see their logic through their particular goggles, more like blinders.

  • Thumbs up if you notice that Pat Condell is always an angry old man with glasses in all his videos

  • Pat......u r so entertaining because it's Fun when my sisters call u a pervert....:) ur welcome...

  • hey dont dis my working ladies...jesuschristosAThotmai­l.co.uk.......well i did say id be back...drop me a line....pat........

  • i hope you find gainful employment in 2011 pat .you could work for geert wilders as his shoe shine boy and lover .

  • You have a great chance sir....to be the Antichrist's best advisor.

  • @temp911Luke

    Then he would need locking up. The Antichrist is about as real as your brain being unwashed..

  • If youre sick of religious privilege/nonsense in the UK, consider joining the National Secular Society and/or British Humanist Association who both work hard to limit the impact of religion on public life.

    Isn't it time you took some action?

  • You've gotta like this guy!

  • god will punish you for being some seriously entertaining and educational procrastination. i should study. but this is more fun :D

  • @THEOogalieBoogalie LOL SAME!

  • Can you somehow make it so you can run for president here in the US? We need you really bad.

  • I'm confused as to, if you are going to believe in God, why you have to believe what others tell you to believe about it? I mean, there are the resources, legitimate or illegitimate, which contain the facts (or non-facts), why can't you determine for yourself whether it is true or not? That's why I don't have a problem with believing in God, but with compromising your beliefs with a denomination. No one's faith should be exactly the same (Except perhaps by coincidence.)

  • It is enough to make one vomit to listen to fucktard Christians make the claim they are patriotic because of their religion.

  • Many of the Founding Fathers we're Deists and some were probably Atheists...think about that, bible thumpers!

  • Evangelists Americans have been funding homophobia in Uganda, and have been helping to push the death penalty for homosexuals, their plane scum.

  • Lololololol

  • @4:37

    WHICH IS WORSE A WORM OR A SINNER ?

  • At 1:31 "This guy might be crazy...let's hope he is so we can vote for him!" Funny Shit! Peace.

  • Faith is like a diamond: common, overpriced, and gained through bloodshed.

  • Pat Condell!!!! WOOOO!!!! \m/ >.< \m/

  • People who say that the USA is a Christian nation and vote based on that issue hate the United States. They hate the vision of the founding fathers. They hate freedom for everyone.

  • @dolesponger

    Pat Condell is Mr. know it all !!!...who the hell he thinks he is....I think he is retired,bored and has nothing else to do,

    so he is talking to the screen!!!

  • You bring a smile on my face, in a good way, of course.

  • the Israelites are a small minority with tremendous power...well maybe that's because all gentiles that pray pray to their god. does that make sense?

  • Religion hinders freedom. But freedom does not hinder religion. Freedom promotes peace and peace promotes equality. OH but then we don't want equality because then it would be boring to not have anything to fight about. We would rather fight about religion. But that hinders our freedom.

  • LMAO omg omg some idiot below my post actually tried the argument "w/o religion there is no morality" OMG i suppose this sheeple has never read any phylosophy or spoken to any child living in an Athiest household or a Wiccan household for that matter where the children HAVE common sense, wisdom and morality without someone throwing a bible at them every second. I guess they never will see that either, sad.

  • some sort of a moral standard is vital to have a succesful government. Religion is what sets those morals, without religion children will be raised withou any beliefs and no morals. there will be no difference between right and wrong. marriage is no longer important which is the base of a solid culture. When the family is torn apart the country will tear itself apart. This country became what it is by teaching the importance of family and the importance of having a good set of moral standards

  • @jordonlm I was raised athiest. My parents taught me the importance of family and good moral standards. They taught me to seek knowledge. They taught me that I should have an open mind. But most importantly they taught me not to be a sheep. Sheep exist to get slaughtered.

    They also taught me to use condoms, something that more catholic families should do. :)

  • @floatingpineapple The end of your comment proves what has happened to society, The fact that is ok to sleep with whoever you want is problamatic. It does nothing to strengthen the family it only tears it apart. which in turn hurts society.

  • @jordonlm When did I say that it's ok to sleep with whoever you want?

  • @jordonlm Do you people always mis quote others with your'e religious prejudice. I can't see anywhere this guy has said "sleep with whoever you want.

  • @floatingpineapple I really wish most people around my area did things that way..

  • 2 no reality of islam plz go 2 yusuf estes.com

  • our religion isnt about killing people u prick

  • "Freedom needs religion like a slug needs salt." Hilarious.

  • bro, dont u hve kids?

  • i was raised mormon and fortunately i was somehow able to unbrainwash myself but it still makes me sad to see the rest of my family still wasting their lives going to church to be brainwashed into believing in BS stories and paying 10% of their wages to the church thinking they are going to "blessed" for it. i HATE organized religion and everything about it

  • I (an American) cringe with you at the thought of the UK acting like the 51st US state! I know there is no (ignored/discarded) Constitutional law declaring the separation of church and State, but at least 1.) there are a lot more freethinkers and 2.) it seems like the religionists there are much more liberal, as compared to the "American Taliban" we have here! Love your videos! Peace!

  • religion loses it's value each day... I mean in the normal countries, not the muslim ones

  • how bout i go fuck your wrinkly ass up, ill jizz on ur moms corps. ill put humus on your daughters pussy, ill shove my dick in your wifes tight ass. and ill be beat your faggat ass son with a sledge hammer.

  • @holdontomypeanuts You really are a piece of shit

  • @jr280188 Im not a piece of shit its those homosexual jewish loving faggots who r pieces of shit. i only wish that hitler couldve existed a bit longer that way no more jews would exist.

  • @holdontomypeanuts Would you listen to yourself anyone who preaches the hatred and bile that you do is an awful person. I take from your hatred towards Pat Condell that you are religious. If so what would God think to your hatred towards others? He wouldn't be very happy in fact he'd be disgusted with you. I assume from your intense hatred of Jews that you are a Muslim. Am i right? Why do you hate Jews so much? They are just human beings like me and you.

  • @jr280188 Well as you can see i am a corrupt muslim i am not very religious i do bad things but that doesn't mean anyone else is like me. If i was a religious muslim i wouldnt say anything i would just go on with my beliefs and not criticize peoples beliefs. Take my father for example, he doesnt judge because in islam its HARAM ( Forbidden ) to talk about others and say cruel thing. My father is a good man and everyone respects him. what bugs me is that ppl look at the bad muslims and judge all

  • @holdontomypeanuts if you were to look at me and i told you i was a muslim you would probably say "all muslims are like him". I still didnt answer your question about jews yet im gonna get to that now... Have you ever read the news lately? jews used to be peaceful ppl who were sadly killed by hitlers army, now they are in control they want to fight every country to gain control. Take lebanon for example soon there will be a war there and no one is doing anything about it.

  • @holdontomypeanuts probably because you stand by and just watch the evil done in your religions name.

  • @alienlifeform11 How bout you go fuckurself u faggot. America has bigger crimes than most of the ppl in the world. Have u even been in a muslim country? how would u know were evil? you fags only look at the corrupt muslims. i blame the media, theyd do anything for views. and how is pat going to tell me about my religion i would think i know about my religion more than any british cunt. pat dont know shit. and i seriosly suggest you stfu, and speak when your spoken to.

  • @holdontomypeanuts Everyone look at the muslim representative! What an evil belief.

  • @alienlifeform11 only because they know jack shit about our religion. i dont judge ur beliefs aand u dont judge mine.

  • @holdontomypeanuts My belief isn't killing people, look at your comments, that's why your religion is shit.

  • @holdontomypeanuts, How about you just Move South a little.

  • @InfidelArmee its funny ill move south and ill still be able to take you out motha fucka

  • @suckonmypenis, I'd never go out with you.

  • @InfidelArmee sorry im not a fag.

  • @holdontomypenis, You're a Sorry Fukr alright.

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  • Thank you Pat Condell are on it brother. Pat Condell know what a God Form is more that Christians and Muslims do.

  • I don’t really care if someone believes in some form of supernatural thing, like a God or not. But, why do some people like to views a God, that has a form of a bad habitual emotions, or bad human emotion. That a supernatural thing(like a God) that has created so much complicated Biology, outer Space, Science, and does not live in time, that our human mind can even rap around it. Have a jealousy issues, a Jealous God or Rath.!? Are you joking..!? That is the dumbest thing I ever heard..!

  • freedom "requires" religion like a slug "requires" salt- lmao

  • Pimps and Drug Dealers act the same: Convince the Weak-Minded that there is a "void" in their life and then convince them that only their brand of INTOXICANT can make them feel better. . . .

  • Great stuff!! Thank your sanity sessions.

  • I wold like Pat to be the president of Iran........if we would have some one like him in middle east probably the region would have been free from the fanatic Mullahs and Sharia BS laws....

  • JESUS IS GOD..... not!!

  • @machado231097 They were indeed british and were seen as slavery-upholding separatist traitors

  • 51st state? The US is a former british colony. If I recall it's deemed necessary for the US president to be blood related to our royal family

  • @stig781 what?

  • Acknowledge, believe, and admit God's over and done with you B!tchs

  • Fuck u pat cock sucker.

  • @21avasapi, This isn't a Gay Dating Site.

  • @21avasapi: so he reminds you of your shemale dad?

  • @dirtywhores4cash, No. It probably reminds him of the "Prophet" Muhammeds Tranny Girlfriend.

  • Pat u are old . But it's ok I can fuck u . I no still you like to gad faucet . I'm 55 years old but don't worry because my banana stele working wary well . Call me babe . I'm good fucker pat. D beginning u have to take out your fake teeth and souk my cock wary well and then I fuck u so hard .

  • Hy pat watt u think we'd these way u are fames .or this way u can destroy Christian. No u are totally rung. Stubbed this way u make ass more strung. All people they no how u are and watt is your religious . Now shote fuck of . People look at your picture they sad again this homo sexual I don't tool u stope . Pleas do more because u make us mor strung . Ass hole.

    God blasé all Christian . And fuck u moron.

  • Fuck U

  • im sorry that your experiences with religous people and religion has dampened your view of "God". I hope you meet someone that truly follows the teachings of Jesus and are affected by his love. I will be praying that your heart will be open to His love :) I know you probably think its lame but I can't help but to have compassion for you.

  • You don't no ho is your madder and Fuder .

  • he sounds like the narrator of naughty bear.

  • I like to cherry pick the evil things that aetheists do......Mao, Pol Pot, Stalin, Hitler..and then lump all aetheists in with them. Just like Pat does with faith and people of faith. I like to blame all the world' problems on Aetheism...just like Pat does with religion. I like to scapegoat aethesists..much like Pat does with people of faith under the pretense that he is somhow tolerant.

  • My mom is so fucking dumb... We argued about if the bible is against homosexuality, she denied it... 

  • CHRISTIAN MUSLIM JEWISH GOD OF THE DESERT IS THE ONLY GOD

  • "War on Atheism?"

    I think EdwardCurrent watches your videos, Pat.

  • Freedom from Religion? the world had that under Comrade Stalin

  • @basstrom188, Hardly.

  • Bomb Condell's house

  • @basstrom188, With you in it.

  • Religion the worst human invention to control one another. Policing each-other on little pity items. God is not a religion, not a business or organizations. It is very very very PERSONAL. You do not impose your belief on others. Join to some clubs but not a church.

  • @zuma217 really?.....so most religion was created to control one another?.....

  • @DjBobbyLosAngeles, Absolutely.

  • @InfidelArmee When you say Absolutley just to make sure what part are you answering

  • @DjBobbyLosAngeles, Your ability to Cypher English Language is Poor.

  • In the States religion has to do with patriotism.. Every hear of One Nation Under God? I dont know its only plastered all over our money. But it doesnt say my God and not yours. Your free to do whatever. But what gets me is that the Country was founded under a religious view of God. Why change what more people believe in because a few people are offended. Now when you remove everything that offended the small population are you gonna turn around and put it back for the people it was there for

  • @andersonjl4, Do you know what, Tyranny of the Majority, is?

  • When someone commits a crime, the only person that has the right to forgive them is their victim, nobody else. Anybody could claim that there is some sort of supernatural entity that created the world thus have the right to forgive people's crimes, but i don't buy it. Tell that to your victim, tell that to society - they won't buy it either. Christians need to grow some fucking social responsibility.

  • @kozas0, So no one but the Victim has the Right to Punish them then?

  • @InfidelArmee Well in my view, that's two different, for the most part unrelated things. I mean punishment and forgiveness. For example, if somebody commits a crime against some relative of yours, you will never forgive them, whether they will be punished or not.

  • @kozas0, Just checking.

    And you're Right. I wouldn't.

  • Pat obviously doesn't know this but the US has already had a president that was reared as a Jehovah's Witness; at least one of his parents was buried in the Jehovah Witness's Rite.

    Dwight David Eisenhower

    You'd think with a name like that, he'd have been either a Lutheran or a good, Kansas Methodist, but no, Eisenhower's family were JWs.

  • This guy seems extreme, but he just pokes fun at everything. He might be okay, but if all extemists should be shot, then the atheists will deify it.

  • Frank Zappa saw this shit coming years ago: /watch?v=fam5wRXcoQE

  • That's what faith is :)

  • I'm an American, and I believe in the separation of Church and State. I don't think religion has any business being in government. Sure, I also go for freedom of religion. Believe whatever you want to believe, but keep it to yourself. It's personal, not public, just like your sex life. Also, don't force your beliefs down my throat.

  • @marianware A very noble, but unfortunately a very minority position.

    Oh well, you agree with the US Founders; at least this way you're in good company.

  • @SatchmoSings I know it's a minority position, and that pisses me off because the FIRST thing the US Founders did was separate Church and State. All this garbage about the US being "founded on Christian principles"... nonsense. It was founded on the individual freedom of choice, and the government's respect for the rights of the people. Pity we lost that; it was a great idea.

  • @marianware I think we do largely still have separation of Church and State in the US; what we are losing, however, (or should that be "of course" instead?) is the government's respect for the rights of the people.

    There are times in this nation's history when we went through periods of great reform where government was our servant, but obviously that's been eroding over the last 40 years.

  • @marianware 02. A lot of "average folks" are getting pretty disgusted and that's generally what it takes to make government finally give us a listen.

    The two best examples in recent history would be "The New Deal" and "The Civil Rights Movement."

    We sure need something like that now!

    We can start by turning out any incumbent that voted for The Gramm–Leach–Bliley.

  • We need more people like Pat.....

  • Mormons have a special underpants? and i thought creationists or the 72 virgins showed the stupidity of religions people

  • creationists, what are creationists? Are they the same as those that believe in God and that he created humans from Adam and Eve, first creating Adam from dirt or clay and then Eve from his rib? If so then creationists don't believe we came from a giant birds black egg.

  • @dallase1, The KJV Bible contains two creations of Man.

    In the First one, he creates man in the Image of God, Male and Female.

    In the Second one, he does the Rib Trick.

  • Only gnostic Christianity stems from ancient khemet, not modern day twisted Vatican Christianity bullshit! knowledge of the ancients has been hidden to make the masses docile. Btw, nice job Pat!

  • @Shamayim9, Have YouTube seen,

    Ned Calls the 700Club?

  • You have been given a great gift of life, and you have a responsibility to use your life in an unselfish, loving way. We're required to love as Jesus loved. He makes us new creatures, when we trust in Him so we can love as He did. Sins of hate, lust, greed, having contempt for others separates us from God.  But we have an advocate with the Father - Jesus, who suffered for us the magnitude of which we cannot even conceive. If you haven't sinned, you don't need Him. But if you have...

  • Christianity is the religion of murderers, rapers and that sort of people, who seek forgiveness for their crimes from entities (i don't even care whether they exist or not at this point) that don't have jurisdiction to do so, pretty much like mom does while we are minors. It's sort of babysitting, but for adults.

  • yeah the nationalism in usa is an egregious idea..

  • Man

  • @machado231097, Oh, yeah!

    The Boston Tea Party Killed Hundreds!

  • Man if God made gay people evil he was a freaken Genius. But then again if he made retards angels then I must say that's pretty dang interesting.

  • @Youngl3lood - But then again if I had a Judge who believed in God as I do on the behalf of my Evilness I wouldn't have to hide mine then either would I.... Though now I see the real gay people of this world don't gotta believe in SIN though for real.

  • If i could start my own nation I would ask Pat Condell to be the the President!

  • @Peterplayingguitar if a had the dollars i would fund it:)

  • @Peterplayingguitar  NO. JUST NO. WE WANT A GOOD WORLD, NOT A RELIGION WORLD wait too late.. YOU NEED SOME SENCE! :'(

  • @Peterplayingguitar SHOCKING!!!!

    TYPE IN YOUTUBE

    ( THE TRUTH ABOUT 9 11 )

  • @medsheikh, How much Misery did Osama Buy for his Muzlum Brethren on 9/11?

    Much?

    Tell the Truth now.

  • @Peterplayingguitar fuck presidency democracy propagates the idiocu of the masses make him absolute monarch :p

  • @Peterplayingguitar and if he were president, u would have no religion...which would mean no people donating money to religoius groups that help people....no people giving money in the name of god or religion.....no people practicing openly which would mean lessï»