Alec Greven - How to Talk to Girls

[courtelizz1]

what is a "regular" girl? who is to decide who is regular?

[samiabbassi100]

hes so cute but some of his info is wrong

[breaver248]

It's sad that me 13 years old is taking advice from this 9 year old

[supmajc]

100 bucks his parents put him up to this.

[dunney97]

I'm sure books great, but honestly? Who the hell wants to take advice from a nine year old?

[ZENITH2k9]

what a lovely young man

[Duhpression]

Not sure if there is a girl out there for this ugly fuck

[MetalMaster628]

Hey so when he means stick out be a little striking?

[Jacobomoco]

Sorry dude but ur like 7

[jcrowley1985]

Congradulations Alec, you got the Christian Weston Chandler seal of approval. A very prestigious award.

[Spanxlestein]

YO BIG ALEC THA CHEEKS SLAPPER. WHY ARE ALL STRIPPERS CRAZY BROADS YO? MY NEW BITCH ON THE POLE AND SHE ACT LIKE THE RIDDLER WITH A VAGINA B. SO YO MY QUESTION IS IT WORTH IT TO KEEP HITTING ON THE REG B? FYI SHE SUCK DICK LIKE MY BALLS GOT THE CURE TO HPV AT THE BOTTOM. BIG UPS KEEP DROPPING MAD KNOWLEDGE ON THESE NINJAS AND STACKING THAT MAD HARPER COLLINS KIDS BOOK LOOT B. PEACE

[ZacisARiftNerd]

Yes I guess life is real HARD eh? Eh? EH!

[stdeelee]

i hate this kid

[DarqueMyth]

This is adorable.

[JackHammer503]

little shit

[spoonshine91]

fuck this, i'd just take the kid along with me and use him as a chick magnet. problem solved, and if that doesn't work i'll say he's a writer who is famous on at least one public video forum, unlike me...

[kevincc13]

What if the girl is already attracted to you.... but you have she has so little self confidence it's hard to even find her

[5comicbookguy]

Love is bull always will be

[AllisonWinnSteinberg]

"regular girls"....... this kid has a rude awakening coming for him.

[VeryColdfusion]

Since when do we need to be setting up kids to have legitimate relationships?

[InFamousSuperhero]

don't give her gifts unless its a special ocassion, like a school dance...

[1972demondodge]

O_O this kids messed up with his thoughts

[MegaAwesomeSteve]

knowing half the girls my age, just call her a bitch and ignore her. Highschool girls seem to just love the douchebags

[TerpinTaft]

fuck, nothing against this child, but if he was my son i guess i would be worried

[TerpinTaft]

take out the milk from your lips before speaking!

[TomboyintheCity]

Ten bucks says this kid ends up being gay.

[DKlolYAY]

It's like an adult in a kid's body. Yo no comprendo.

[GingerKing96]

this kid is the man



[byuvolleyballballer3]

you want to say hi.

and if she says hi back, your off to a good start.

[510jayf]

Hitch...

[TheXboxReviewer]

This can't be for real, this is one of those tongue in cheek internet jokes right? RIGHT?!

[jabbs2000]

This kid is a genius

[bulkoid]

i respectfully disagree with this young, inexperienced kid. get advise from a real girl

[MrSpinshot]

Tip #1: "if you fall in love with a girl but then she ditches you, then you have to get over it. 'life is hard, move on'!"

(0:24)

[MrSpinshot]

"the most important tip in the whole book is probably, 'life is hard, move on.' because it doesn't just apply to girls, it applies to the whole world." (2:50)

This kid is a wise!

[MrSpinshot]

"You could even steal them back [smile]!" (3:03)

[KingRaaa95]

wow, i'm taking advice from a kid. what the fuck has this world come to.

[mizeri4life108]

Hyper=horny as hell..... Lol. This kid is adorable. Very smart. Hopefully he grows up to be a real gentleman. Seems like he will be.I hear he's going to make a sequel in cohort school. How to propose to a woman. :)

[mdelonas]

He's brilliant. He needs to talk to some of my exes.

[veropombo29]

This kid will probably loose his virginity when his 40 but he'll make a heck of a psychologist!!

[AlexisLee1999]

WHAT?!?! how old is this kid?

[TheTurbanator45]

Lol pretty girls need a lot of oil

[TheTurbanator45]

This kid made my marriage work

[atomikjames]

....what did I just watch?

[66NovaSS]

this video made super dumb. This poor kid has no idea how many crappy relationships he will go through. awww. Funny to watch though. when a girl doesnt say hello back to me I generally fart and walk away and let her smell whats shes missing.

[veropombo29]

@66NovaSS maybe that's why girls don't say hi to u back ur a MORON!

[GUStavoSuperCool]

caption: CUNT DESTROYER

[BronyRD]

He gave his dad "the talk"

[flae1206]

yesss !!! internet delivers!!!!

[flae1206]

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[bobjones542]

this nigga ought to be skull fucked

[blacklabel254]

this kid gets more pussy than me and you

fuck.

[AznOMGPWN]

Fuck Bitches

Get Money

[TheMooimaduck]

Eh kinda stupid, why do we allow rich kids to run rampant like this?

[DihzyHD]

I AM FUCKING RAGING

[WhitechocolateHOTHOT]

This is the best fapping materal ive found yet thx alec

[damageboyinsj]

Alec Greven is a homo

[ranshinjin]

Wow Teen Nick is really stretching their boundaries to the limit.

[spankrod]

I picked the wrong day, to give up meth.

[MrBradHansen1]

IF my brother stole my toys i would beat the fucking shit out of him.

[Technocian]

I feel like I should kill myself after watching this.

[Gr1Fy]

My dating life has improved so much after reading "How to Talk to Girls." I don't know where I'd be without it.

Thanks, Alec!

[thehungryPENGUIN69]

My anus is bleeding

[FemaleDogBoner]

I HAVE A BONER

[huntjumpp]

Dumbest shit ive ever seen

[KR1T1C4LZ]

I JUST WANT TO GET LAID

[dkrider926]

what....... the fuck?

[juicyjoe97]

Wtf? Yeah ok like im going to listen to this 9 year old virgin on how to talk to girls foh

[fonziekj52]

Charlie Sheen's early years.

[NiggasSmellTheRain]

Of course you want to talk to boys with crushes...WHAPAAA!

[Rreveriee]

This made me laugh.

[derkman24]

sounds a little light in the loafers

[Cfoger]

224 people don't know how to talk to girls...

[TheBreno101]

so this is legit? Not just a set up?

[OracleDubsteptv]

what the fuck is this the kid knows his shit lol

[azorian2]

did i just watch a 9y old kid give tips on pickin up chicks? damn musta mistaken coke for sugar this morning

[tFGaming]

Your brother steals your toys.. life is hard move on.

First world problems right there.

[hungeighteen]

he lost me at 'success' and 'marriage'

[B3ASTxNINJA]

taking advice from a 10 year old...

[KingHoboVl]

Smug bastard.

[MrBarneyrubbles]

"Life is hard, Move on" lol this kid need a reality show.



[irhadt]

waaaat a fuckin pimp

[CatcherCo]

Wow! "Reality television" goes to a new low. AKA, everyone is heading for the lowest common denominator. Yes, I'm being kind. I'm being far too kind.

[weissmon]

i need to find me a regular girl...shii

[MoonShoesPotter5287]

Ahh...Flapping my arms like a madman... THAT'S what I've been doing wrong!

[TheUnholyhex]

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.

[fateposiden]

Gotta give him props hes one of the youngest authours iv seen and it seems he knows alot about gir

[TheNP4life96]

Go play with your toys little boy...

[archiefookssmith]

"If she says hi back then you know you're off to a good start"

[godisreincarnated]

NOTE: he's 12 now

[sorabannana]

Why is everyone hating on the kid he knows alot even though he is young and all he is trying to do is help

[HoZzIe27]

the fuck?

[MrShenanigans9]

playa playa!!! hahaha

[btrlovestory]

You're a 9 year old boy. What do you possibly know about girls? lol but good for him :P Beautiful metaphores kid.

[Raxatlix]

a 10 yr old writing a book about how to get girls. Best marketing idea.

[mattr211]

Cutting down on sugar!!! I knew there was a reason I haven't spoken to a girl in 15 years.

[ladyaudrey101]

Srsly not trying to be mean but lk every last wurd coming out of his mouth is wrong... Yea....

[trezza181]

@ladyaudrey101 Ok I'll come running up to you on the street like a madman and you'll just spread your legs quicksmart.

[Vidsbyguys]

this kid doesnt know what the fuck hes tlking bout you know what im sayen?

[jadoreparis]

kid is gonna grow up to be a cocky mofo

[SealzHD]

kids a fag

[ZerOwAffLeS]

amazing porn mucis =/. cool kid though :D

[domebrahimsober]

the troll is strong in this one.

[gamer5122]

there is a disturbance in the air..

....i feel... i feel like I'm being trolled..

[TheKat6]

He is going to have so much game when he gets older...lmao

[FreeBang99k]

Kid talks like a fag.

[rainbowk11d]

@FreeBang99k shut the fuck up he's a kid. -___-

[FreeBang99k]

@rainbowk11d He's gay.

[rainbowk11d]

@FreeBang99k AND? That's his business if he is or if he isn't.

[FreeBang99k]

@rainbowk11d He is a fag and a disgrace to America.

[rainbowk11d]

@FreeBang99k so are you but its life. deal with it 

[IIICASEIII]

If the government is infiltrated by GOONS who destroy the economy and poison the food and medicine with plans to depopulate the planet and blow up our own buildings killing our people and cause massive earthquakes and tsunamis and oil spills and send our children overseas to fight some B.S. war and die. Life is hard move on... YEAHHHH BUDDDYY

[jupiterman01]

Note to self: Don't flap arms around like crazy...



[realigion24]

Crushes go up and down like the stock market?

He beats me in economics and relationships. Fuck this.

[Pendragon1989]

So I"m taking advice from a 9 year old on how to get girls... What have I become

[ramm45]

This kids swag is just too much for me man.

[danuu626]

this must be how barney was as a kid

[SkullSenpai]

hahahahah

[jaimynwiki]

like a stockmarket LOL HAHA :D

[Sambamafan]

"if your brother steals your toys, lifeishardmoveon"

[TAmonkeyy]

PLAYAAAA

[WheelerWorks]

I'll show you how to oil a girl :V

[lindagrilo10]

THIS KID'S A PIMP!

[SuperMittenman]

lol i only like the girls that don't care about their looks as much :P

[SickNipples8]

kid forgot the most important tip...be rich

[SuperMittenman]

@SickNipples8 wow...really?

[GuyFawkes40]

@SickNipples8 ...You know it. That's all they want...money, money, money.

[ErDeM858]

well, I knew thsi shit when I was 9 too ... :D it's not a big deal ! :D

[Demonoxify]

How the hell does this kid have so much figured out at 9 >.>

[TalynFilms]

wow.. im 26 getting advice from a 9 year old... lol love it.. :-P

[B1ueFuze]

OMG ITS BARNEY STINSTON.

[xxxxhackerx]

I bet he hit the puberty when he was born !

FUcking A

[MusicTheSomething]

Its about the experience, if you haven't lived with a woman, deal with her everyday and learn to love, you don't know nothing

[MrWilliama1993]

@MusicTheSomething "you don't know nothing" Phew at least i know something then.

[The757Funnyman]

I want to dance person the fact that I saw this video from a friend and was forced to watch it and you obviously looked it up on your own makes you the person who needs to get a life. Plus the fact I have a girl who fulfills my needs unlike some creepy Internet people who need to take advice from a nine year old instead of growing a pair and figuring out shit on their own..... So when you can nut up and do shit on your own, then you can talk shit. So go watch more videos on how to pick up chick

[purplewotar]

Props to this kid but this is just general knowledge that all kids his age know. Just getting publicity because someone actually published a 9 year olds work. "Crushes are kinda like a good thing or a bad thing, they go up and down like the stock market". Hahaha the stock market? I doubt he knows much about the stock market. I think some of this is written by someone else.

[The757Funnyman]

This kid is a moron lol what does a three year old know about girls? Please anything to get on tv these days. This is retarded. Can't believe I wasted 3 min of my life watching this. While watching this I almost loaded a gun to kill my self. Wow please save the Internet and never post another video again.

[iwanttodanceallnight]

@The757Funnyman He is fucking nine, seriously if all you have to do is put down children via the internet maybe you need these tips. Get a life.

[Foreveramiglad]

this kid is really smart......

[erikanso]

"Pretty girls are like cars that need a lot of oil." I LOVE him! :]

[jenn071000]

@erikanso HE ...IS...ADORABLE! ^_^

[Hero1138]

He has a firm grasp on the obvious.

[yodellikeyoumeanit09]

"I don't know what you heard about me

But a bitch can't get a dollar out of me

No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see

That I'm a motherfuckiing P-I-M-P"

- This kid

[sooferian]

very good tips!

[juliav1462]

this kid's gonna grow up to be a g.

[juliav1462]

so cutee lmaooo

[XxSpeCHaLBoYXx]

The kid is a hoss

[plasticvideo]

He meant Married = Sex

[Whatilikeaboutme1]

Ok people. The kid's like seven. give him a break. Who cares if all of his facts aren't right? At least he's published

[AllYourTuts]

If only it were as easy as that.. haha

[MorganRox5441]

Wow! This kid is the CUTEST!!!

[TejasM14]

I should have seen this before. I was trying to get with this girl who was nervous and shy as fuck. What a waste if a night.

[cdoorules44]

The saxophone makes this worth watching!

[moistcurtains]

THANKS FOR THE TIPS, BRO.

[Marcotsu]

wat

[yourownidea]

thanks playboy this will step my game up tenfold

[stereobabe96]

This is soo adorable:)

[14741and14741]

dont go for a fat girl LMFAO whatta champ!

[Sketchesnstuff]

If I wrote the book it would be super big and would just say be yourself and then like 799 pages of nothing

[xRiica]

Whahaha this is hilarious!

[jman279]

hahaha tip number 3

[abstractdr3ams]

Is it bad I want to backhand that kid?

[KyleStMartin]

@abstractdr3ams Not even a little bit.

[pixelsvin]

Shut up kid

[esoretal]

This is hilarious and horrifying at the same time. Please, PLEASE don't compare a girl to a car.

Also, sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity.

[gerby90]

as if what goes on in elementary school when little kids have crushes on other little kids has anything to do with the real world. gimme a break, kid

[Auntypearl]

Poor pretty girls and shy girls, they will never have boys talking to them.

[TheGrowisland]

sugar doesn't cause hyperactivity, it actually has been shown to have a calming effect if any in blind studies, come on man i haven't written any books and i know that, this is why kids shouldn't write books...

[istariphoenix]

Alec! I want to have successful too, I want to have successful too! (2:40)

[jsani27]

"dont be to hyper" translation...dont be too drunk. THANKS ALEC

[07482116]

this guy obviously hasn't discovered wanking!

[mcdonaldsupperdecker]

how do you feel about rufalin?

[eveDjakku]

I see, so I must seek out the regoolar girls...

[chutdigadut]

This kid has a quality head on his shoulders. He must mack on some serious hoes

[moonlightshadow0604]

This is really good for elementary / middle schools. I wouldn't call him judgmental yet - just uses really basic language, which again, is appropriate for his target audience. Some of his tips are things grown men and women still mess up on, for Christ's sake. This is a good, clear-headed kid.

[denisethepainter]

Cute but also annoying. Judgmental man in the making. What bullshit about pretty girls! "ALL they care about is hair and makeup:"

[5tess5]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

[bleetenor]

This is adorable. Good kid.

[yagEshek]

Ooooor...you could just hope to end up gay one day!

[Smellycats4eva]

he is so cute

[mustash93]

Thanks captain obvious