Tom Leykis reads 'It's me! Every girl ever'

[NWNisFUN]

You forgot "Going to the bathroom, mysteriously , for 30 minutes to snort coke because that and laying on a beach towel is all i'm good at".

[Areyeful]

ur genius tom

[PapaMagnum]

This post is from a book titled "Look At My Striped Shirt!" from 2006.

Google it.

[kipkayify]

I don't really like Tom, but this makes me laugh so much XD

[jhohcable]

never been on a date

now after this video I have been on every date

[SimperingSimpleton]

Every girl ever WOULD have a bird.

[rogerrodd]

Absolutely brilliant, and dead solid perfect.

[nizzyque09]

This guys musta been gay

[BobbyL5757]

But Tom, not all women are like that! It's only 99.999999999999 % you sexist pig you! NAWALT NAWALT NAWALT!!

[CpsLock3]

@BobbyL5757 what's NAWLT thing about?

[TheKuroKaminari]

@MtEvols

Remember that you will have a son one day. Would you want the countless numbers of feminists who are allowed to persecute men to treat your son with the kind of disrespect they show men? Fuck you and your pro-feminism bullshit. You have single-handedly destroyed male ego and made men powerless in today's society. So enjoy your victory while you can, because I have faith that one day things will actually change.

[BobbyL5757]

Genius!!

[bhillboy37]

"FAT."

[DeynatheTaggerung]

Lol, please. Stop generalizing women guys, not every woman does these things. So don't mix the prized apples with the rotten ones found on the ground- if you catch my drift.

[Meta4ce]

@DeynatheTaggerung Nobody's trying to do all that dumb ass work "prized apples"...No.

[DeynatheTaggerung]

@Meta4ce Explain "all that work". =/

[workingklass0]

"It's me! Every girl ever" or typical American woman? Fellas, you decide!

[laurenoliver23]

hahahahahahaha! Who doesn't love scented candles?

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

LMAO this is ridiculous but so true!!

Ahhhhhhhh

[b1gbanger]

Funniest thing ever

[amazemeplz]

'Christine's so ugly, she scares kids'

Papa Tom, you're funny.

[TheWarbirdPhoenix]

I lost it at "I Fing love candles!" hehe

[jbilotta]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[seerymseery]

try listening to this whilst you are high.... it makes so much fucking sense....

[lonelywarrior777]

I heard he was taken off the air for pay cut reasons, right?

[klined]

@lonelywarrior777

no, CBS shut down all their talk radio to focus on top 40 music

[Anon371]

Tom Leykis, Adam Corolla, Dick Masterson. The holy trinity of manliness.

[gatester311]

pls rescue us tom wheres dick masterson too no maam!!!!!!!!

[c00lwatter]

Jesus Mary and Joseph im going through abdominal spasm this is so funny. Gotta go change my pants.

[FreeBlago1]

That was on the money! He only left out the $22 apple-tinis. (Possibly ordered when the friend was next to you so you were obligated to buy an extra one at $66 round +tip). Add the parking, sushi dinner, you got yourself a $160-200 night with no ass.

"IF IT FLIES, FLOATS, OR FUCKS.....IT'S CHEAPER TO RENT"

[gemdiver]

I would like Leykis to come back, he's just been gone for about 14 months. I especially liked the segments he did on financial advice.

[rtardbox]

i'm gay for tom leykis!

[Arenzoj]

@rtardbox Tom Leykis is such a man's man he destroys all sexual prefrences

[SirFrancisDashwood15]

I truly believe that Tom wasn't taken off the air for financial reasons but because he was waking up too many males. Same with Adam Corolla who's also pro male. The political powers-that-be, who also control the media, can not allow males to awaken to the Feminist scam that keeps us in a persistent state of powerlessness and weakness. If average, middle-class males were to rise from our slumber, it would be all over for the political Elite. We could then restore our nations to sanity.

[Zac6230]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 thats crazy talk

[ycdtotv]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 The common pop culture and institutions like (modern) marriage, Oprah Winfrey, Dr. Phil, sports, and mainstream man-bashing in all media outlets are designed to keep America's males completely docile. Those who refuse and criticize these institutions are ostracized by society and stereotyped even more.

The good news is that American men are waking up and refusing to buy into these opiates of the people anymore.

[iiwatcher]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 "a persistent state of powerlessness and weakness" LOL must be a white-boy thing. I've never experienced such a thing from women, nor has anyone I've ever known from when I was a kid till now. "If average, middle-class males were to rise from our slumber," Is that the "males" You're talking about? LOL you forgot "white." The only time i hear dudes bitch & whine about powerlessness & women shitting on them @ will is when middle aged white dudes talk. Must suck to be you.

[grumpone]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 Bingo!

[brianbela]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 I have thought the same thing myself.Feminism has nothing to do with "Empowering women".Its about the elites emasculating men so they can continue to rule.If you look at the behavior that our society punishes,and how regressive "Family Law" is when it comes to guys and their kids,you start to see a trend.These laws are directed at the "Alpha Male" type guy---the type of guy who's aggressive,who's rebellious,who thinks for himself and aggressively heterosexual.

[YoungnRomantic]

@brianbela I agree. I have said this several times.

[StraightOuttaDC]

@brianbela

Exactly.

[rojahi76]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 YOU are SO RIGHT . . . I thought I was the only one who felt that way but this affects all men, screw the age & color lines ALL types of women play men wouldn't you agree?

[DeynatheTaggerung]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 I'm curious as to what would be defined as sanity for you guys.

[YoungnRomantic]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 Well said.

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

@SirFrancisDashwood15

1. preach it!

2. see the comment below. What you say is true.. but the entire station changed to top 40..everyone was taken off the air.

[TheCriminal2334]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 My name is Shon Freelen and I support this message.

[SovereignStatesman]

@SirFrancisDashwood15

I don't think it was because of Tom's performance in the ratings ALONE, but rather the overall talk-show format with the douchebag idiots like danny Partidge and the rest, and they figures it would be better to just replace it with music.

[transamman1990]

@SirFrancisDashwood15 dude you are so right!

[UcanbeGOD]

This shit had me rollin.

[blowmeuptomleykis]

I remember listening to this, it's a fantastic episode of Tom Leykis.

[jamesbond007hot]

Another great Leykis clip, sounds like a few dates we have all had!

[sumopub]

He'll be back in 2011 when his contract is up with CBS.

[Jsmooth7444]

@sumopub In April 2012 he will be back.

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

@sumopub 2012))))

[qualm43]

Tom Leykis is never coming back is he?

[alexanderino]

@qualm43 Google for New Normal Network, and read Tom's blog.

[Zac6230]

@qualm43 likely 2012 when his contract expires

[qualm43]

@Zac6230 If he comes back on the radio, I will be the happiest mofo on the planet. I used to listen to this sh!t religiously.... literly it was a requirement for me to hear every single episode.

[Zac6230]

@qualm43 he'll be back ,be patient

[ScentlessApprentice7]

@qualm43

At the New Normal Network website there is a countdown. The Tom Leykis show returns on 4/2/2012 Yeah by then it'll be over three years since Tom's sons have been leykis-less. I hate to wait another 14 months, but fuck it just feels good to know that Tom's return is confirmed.

Leykis or hate us!

[XoJackieLuvsRonniexo]

@qualm43 I heard he's coming back in a year...

[ycdtotv]

@qualm43 April 2, 2012 he'll be doing internet radio. The countdown is on!

[brianpadrickdrake]

@qualm43 He WILL BE BACK!

[MeascEntertainment]

@qualm43

You're wish is coming true! He will be back on 4/2/2012!

Check out blowmeuptom. com

[ComeLeVent]

fuck yeah!

[noizefloor]

@qualm43 he's coming back this April 2;

[LBgymrat]

@qualm43 hes comming back 4-4-2012