FIX PUSH

[pmarin0892]

im sorry but this is just making your self look like a fool man this is stuped in every single way just stop making this wack and ignorant videos no point to this

[M0RKonboard]

MONGO PUSH

[aintnobones]

hahaha.. fuckin awesome.

gnarly dismounts take the cake.

[gams0000000000000001]

now all the hipsters will have to start fixpushing, because fixie bikes are soooo yesterday

[crispmoves]

what is this? art, comedy,crap?

[damonskates]

these guys don't look hip at all

[zackdevan]

That does not look fun i respect what your trying to do but stop acting like your the coolest thing since sliced bread. F*** San Fran.

[EUGmedia]

@zackdevan are you fucking retarded?

[UrgE4SerGe1]

Have they seen how stupid they look??

[Questionssm]

this is great.

[teamgrantkills]

what ever happend to FIX PUSH 2!!!! don't let us down!!!!!

[hollypsychedelic]

i must say this still good

[sudiskey]

ill meet you att the cofee shop !!!

[undergroundvelo]

loved it.  reposted it on underground velo. com

[bigmonkey0u812]

Fix, push... No Coast!!! Great Concept!

[MrVasaWasa]

HIPSTER LYFE

[2wetbacks]

whats the name of the fucken song at the fucking begining

[WretchedRapture]

lmfao they are all pushing mongo X]

[eljarretto]

haha I see tons of dorks pushing with their front foot like that on campus all the time. amazes me that they dont fall off ever 10'

[sk8rpinoi32]

who's the music by?

[xaznbeaverx]

@sk8rpinoi32 japanther



[Vecchionskee]

i wouldnt be surprised if this became a trend. haha

[b0wditch]

soooo good, fkn hipster fixies hahahahaaa

[lamalditawis]

one of the funniest things ive ever come across with in life... wicked funny

[ThePOTDL]

i thought hipsters hate every kind of sport (via being the evolution of nerds)

[nikokahlo]

IM A FIXED GEAR RIDER BUT I LIKE IT BECOUS I THINK "FUCK POSERS", YOU DO SOMETHING WHILE U LIKE IT AND NOT BECOUSE ITS MAINSTREAM!!! KEEP GOING!!! TRY IT MABY WITH A ROLLERBLADES!!! FIX BLADERS!!!

[RoboticArmy88]

It's the FLARE man!!!!!

[boomstick66]

i think the best part is they all push mongo just like all the skaters that think theyre serious but cant do jack shit

[vitis1]

thank you for this.

[stupidmonky000]

loool, wtf? sooo ridiculous!! :P kickin it in front of Ritual - classic hahaha

[stupidmonky000]

loool, wtf? sooo ridiculous!! :P kickin it in front of Ritual - classic hahaha

[suberik91]

Mongo Pusher!

[c47bus]

"fix push messenger. work downtown. weekdays. make my own hours. its pretty cool"

[muworx]

Stupid. 

[lespaulgtars]

should have had someone fixpush backwards in a circle

[ShadowDaNet]

Look at those wallrides and 5-0's that guy is hitting. Freakin Sweet!

[sortega777]

LMAO!!!! This is great!!! Fking Strubing!!! so funny!!! And "no fixed pushers, no magnet boards!!" hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[JordoBaggins27]

Uhh yea, I just started a fix push crew here in canada, its pretty deck

[goldenate]

3:39 They roll up to a guy on a track bike. XD

[gnarshread]

I have been skating and riding track bikes for a very long time. You guys hit the nail on the head! LOVE IT!!!!

[636NINJA05]

Awesome guys!! your crew are the pioneers of this sport. Watch out X games FIX PUSH is the new shit. Fuck those haters!!

[SuperAxelrod]

seems like it might take some practice to get those tricks down before you filmed haha....and the funny thing is, some of them are sorta cool looking

[Bodypwn]

ConnoR303 i can only agree with you in every way

[aestusx]

this literally made me spew my drink all over the screen.

[yada147258]

This video gets dumber and gayer every day. Fail

[Gizeon]

@yada147258 you watch dumb and gay stuff everyday?

[yada147258]

@Gizeon YOU TAKE IT UP THE ASS NO LUBE JUST LIKE THE CAST OF THIS SHIT CLI[P

[eastcstsrfr]

fixks pushh representtt yoo

[WILLP0WERS]

Sick, I thought I recognized strubing

[2wetbacks]

whats the name of the song at the fucking begining.

[3yearshardcore1]

@2wetbacks Sorry, I don't know the name of the song at the fucking begining

[2wetbacks]

whats the name of the fucken song at the begining

[3yearshardcore1]

@2wetbacks l don't know what the name of the fucken song at the begining is either.

[xaznbeaverx]

@3yearshardcore1 japanther look them up ya yuppie.

[3yearshardcore1]

@xaznbeaverx Thanks for the info, but I honestly don't care who wrote that hideous music. I was simply impelled to respond to 2wetaback's eloquently articulated question. How did you arrive at the conclusion that I am a yuppie, ya fix pusher.

[grimcity]

The whole DLX segment is classic. Hilarious vid.

[2wetbacks]

haha NO MAGNET SKATE BOARDS.

[outcold720]

they're not riding mongo because they never put their pushing foot at the front

[thienly]

hahahah why are they all mongo?!

[phillymat]

thats fuckin great man! lol, I'm gonna go fix my board! Ride on!

[ThrashParrot]

Oh god :') Funny shit. Mongo pushing and all!

[usedforflags]

I actually believed this till I saw that scene where he screams at the boarder and i went.. OH! its a joke!

[happynoodleboy23]

there was a brief moment at the start of this vid where i was worried this was actually happening to the world.

thank God!

"no fixed pushers and no magnet skateboards!"

[gregm5s7]

this is so awesome

[HawtGlass]

if i'm gonna ride 20 miles, i'm gonna push 20 miles

i feel ya braddah

[HawtGlass]

If i'm gonna ride 20 miles, i'm gonna push 20 miles

i feel ya braddah

[HawtGlass]

If i'm gonna ride 20 miles, i'm gonna push 20 miles

i feel ya braddah

[yada147258]

Hella gay, shit is not even close to funny. Dude in the stripes needs to lose about fifty pounds....lard ass!

[Tazwegian]

@yada147258 fuck off, you fix pusher.

[ideasoner]

haha one of the best things i ever seeing! love it :D

[sirlyfranks]

fix push for life

[3yearshardcore1]

fucking classic

[Ruxta]

Its funny how the mount off the board, like they mount off from a bike. Haha..

[tommyogtigern]

brilliant! poignant! ah hah hah!

4:22-oh dang. the dismount with the swipe over the front of the board. nice piece of work.

[KILLERPOLECAT]

the wall ride at 5:27 was sick

[elvinjohn7]

this is hilarious

[ZOAanr]

u guys are NARLEY when i grow up i wanna be just like then FIX PUSH!

[disposiblesoldier]

its no coincidence that they all push mongo too. haha

[Sx3K]

@disposiblesoldier or they could all have their front feet all the way back on the boards... but thats impossible...

[74fleischwolf]

you know it , maaaaaaaan !

[hmj3i]

that's ridiculous

[ConnoR303]

as a skater and a fixed gear rider, i must say this is one of the funniest things ive ever seen.

[illSavant]

@ConnoR303 I burn fixed gear riders away with my 12 speed...hipster!

[ongne1234]

@ConnoR303 even me fixed push is super odd and hilarious ,but for fixed gear, funny? nah fool

[velcrofly69]

this is the best thing. ever.

[mellowmood89]

fixed gears are dope!

[SHlTTER]

my nigga terry

[vx6xuxk]

this rules! nice work

[amterrorxp]

hahah so awesome.

[sirussm]

thank god that makes no sense actually doin it

cus it looks fuckin retarded. wiping out the lock

for a sk8 funny shit

[NbaRapLover]

how ironic, they actually ran into an actually fixie at the light. haha this shit is funny.

[NbaRapLover]

actual*

[kylegardneryoung]

Okay... type "performance" into your search bar and check out the video at the top. Yet another hilarious spoof.

[kingprif]

retard.. fix pusher omg..

[sfbryan23]

love the mount and dismount! very clever. great work!

[TimeBandit415]

Hey whats the song?

[prettyshady]

its called 'Chick Habit' / Laisse tomber les filles, depends which one it is

[BCalSays]

This shit is classic. hahaha

[kylegardneryoung]

I dropped two G's on my Dura-Ace...

[voodoolives1]

Point duly noted but dude, if you seriously cannot laugh at yourself first then life's way too serious... loosen up buddy.

This vid reminds me to do just that- lol at myself & others. Self-parody is the best!

[TheTeekayes]

Isn't it funny how goofs come out of the woodwork to defend this goofy shit by acting like there are "cool" people doing it and "posers" doing it. Goofy is goofy is goofy.....the video spells it out for you. Don't think it doesn't mean you or YOUR matching friends....

[voodoolives1]

"Get the fuck outa ere!!" lol Theres two species: fixie bike riders & unfortunately the posers. The U-lock, dismount was priceless! Luvved the parody.

[skatepunkoi]

weirdly enough ive seen groups of people like this but with fixies

haha

i wish people would realized that just cause hipsters ride fixies doesnt make fixies gay

just the hipsters riding things

trendy things become trendy cause they are cool, good things

people just ruin them for everyone else

[streetsweep64]

Ive been fix pushing for almost a year now. It has been one of the trendiest moves i have ever made I love to see fellow trend setters spreading style

[Sandwich773]

omg

this shit is funny

[skoceo]

i like at 6:26 when he rides backwards. you kids are silly

[johngorgis]

mongo? lol

[elsofaraway]

omg this shit is so funny.. thats fuckin Justin Strubing lol hahahah... I seriously couldnt stop laughing

[akmusic15]

hahaha "fixed push messenger"

I happen to love fixed gear bikes, but this was amusing and somewhat true :]

[julbarns]

awesome-sauce, your my heroes.

[stormvorm]

It's almost zen-like. It's like your board is a part of your body, man.

[Transane]

holy shit i cant stop lauging

[chiptonic]

i have that stripped jacket.

[posthastephotography]

This is way to awesome... I loved it...

[SFFOOL76]

Thanks for filming at Ritual Coffee, it's a great parody tribute to the Fixed Gear Bike. Also thanks for doing tricks on your "fix push" boards.

Hella Funny!

[scrubproductions]

baaahahaha

[maxdesu]

oh man

i feel really fucking stupid for riding a fixed gear now

[jimmymook6]

Do you have fun riding a fixed gear? If you do then who cares?

[HooliganSkin]

suicidal tendencies :)

[wieprz]

good idea

[TheWASTEDPRODUCTIONS]

haha if im gonna ride 20 miles im gonna push 20 miles

[777chriss0r]

I´m riding a Track bike... and i can´t understand why it´s become a hugh trend for teenies...

Anyway, that vid is crazy, I Like it

[011kenny]

thats the dumbess thing ever fuck u guys u guys are queers lmao damn no lives its all bout fixed gearzzzz boy!!!!!!

[anotherathffan]

BRILLIANT!!! so many fixed gear references!! you covered everything hahaha awesome awesome stuff

[imarash]

stop pushing mongo god damnit!!

[Lejamejais]

this was awesome...

[endlesshyenas]

So fucking real...good lookin out

[kingprif]

what the hell is this..

[shoDOHC]

Holy crap one just passed me as I looked out the window of this coffee shop...stupid messenger bags!

[shoDOHC]

I cant stand fixed turds, fixed trend, or fixed queers. Love this vid.

The worst part about those guys is they think they are so great rolling around in their lil fixed trend world as if others COULDNT understand..when one rolls by me I always can find something to laugh at instantly.

BTW great way to fuck up some real nice bikes..I have seen bikes with awesome components (originally) get all ripped up and turned into a fixed turd...such a waste.

[yada147258]

Your a fucking idiot , go kill yourself fagget.

[shoDOHC]

hahahahaha

[juancsmix]

"see you later in the coffee shop, i'll fuck you up" HAAHAHAHAAA

[chasedar]

i ride fixed but this is still hilarious, great job guys!

[rcrase]

Dead on!

[kameraguy]

FIX PUSH MESSENGER. LMAO!

[FYSkateTeam]

hahaha, mongo pushing tools. lmao

[foerstina1]

soooooooooo t3r0s

[T3R0S]

sooooooooooo gay

[asdfghjkfdsa]

take it to the steets!

[hellawaits57]

Half the reason this video is so rad is that it further proves that the majority of fixie riders have too mch pride and not enough heart to back up their egos. In the past few years of riding, hardly a day goes by that i don't see some tricked out fixie "coasting" on a city bus bike rack. Until i see more cyclists riding fixed for the fun and recreation of it and not for the artsy, exclusive, pious stupidity it currently displays, i will not cease to say FUCK THOSE DUDES

[chocolategourmand]

This was a great spoof. The narrative on left channel only is kind of a detraction and the audio levels could be evened out a bit--loud then quite then loud etc...

[Filmologyvisions]

haha shits so funny.

[Daisubu]

HAhaha i love this! I ride a Fixed gear myself, and I really Love this! it's hilarious!

[blablablaAnditStops]

LOL i ride fixed and this is hilarious

[joshbpool]

hilarious!

[bandostyle]

"I will skate away"....dude you have great balls!

[xCYNICOUTCASTx]

HAHAHAHAH i love this

[DooMDrummer]

great video. greetings to my cousin andreas...

[hydrosilver]

I want to buy a track bike, I like the video

[mitchellcbridge]

so fucking dope

[SeeRibs]

Hahahaha. great. good too see someone besides my friends and I making fun of fixies. Not all hipsters like Fixies either.......Fixies are stupid! Been skateboarding and riding since 94. What is dumber than a bike where you have not brakes or can't stop peddling?

[ridingthenose]

Don't knock it unless you try it

[SeeRibs]

Knocking it because I've Tried it. I rode fixed and single speed bikes back in 99 before all these stupid tools even knew what a track bike was! Haha. This cracks me up, nothing bettering than freshy hipsters crying because they can't take a joke!!

[ridingthenose]

Well sorry then, If you used to ride then you can make fun of the fixie scene all you want, I don't really like it either. Oh, and i'm definentally not a hipster

[newwavenewrave]

hipsters don't skate board, that is more of a punk thing. hipsters like the do it yourself, maintenance, cheap, vintage, thrift store clothing that are trendy etc... bikes that are cheap and easy maintain were why fixes were started, but most wannabe hipsters started getting the high costing online fixed gears... killing the point utterly. you can have a geared or fixed gear bike, but if you spend 1k or don't know what the hell you're doing, you're not a hipster. you can't be lol.

[robit99]

you're a retard fix gear bikes were invented to race in a velodrome, nobody makes cheap fixed gear bikes, bikes in general are an expensive hobby.

[newwavenewrave]

man, you don't know anything. of course fix gears were made to race in a velodrome. the kids took it from there and to the streets. there is something called "converting" your bike... you can take any cheap 80's 12 speed and turn it into a fix for a relativity cheap price. you need to hang out with the right crowd to understand what i'm talking about...

[23derz]

you are :)

[sk8bow]

dude, you don't know how many pros ride fixies. get over the fixies vs. skaters bull crap. this video is making of people like you getting all serious. hahaha!!!!

[graysoncoffee]

skate boards "have not brakes"

[bandostyle]

I've tried but i really hate fixies,and hipsters too,especially the guy's here in italy that want to be like "americans urban messengers" as we say "tu'vvò fà l'americano"!

[sk8bow]

dude, you know what i think? maybe you don't care, but i'll you know anyways. i don't like hipsters either. just because i wear womens pants don't mean i'm a hipster. i just like the comfortable snug fit. you feel me? now if anyone calls me a hipster in streets, i will skate away and yell "fuck you!!!" to anyone. beware.

[calaverasgrande]

fixies are for pixies

[ghostmanon3]

lol. fixd gears are cool n all but this video is funny. nice.

[TwoThirdsPi]

lol they're all riding mongo and about to fall off on every push... fun stuff

[EarlMcCrackin]

LOL The names. Rolando Montrose...

[sickboynotyet]

SEE YOU LATER AT THE COFFEE SHOP! I'LL FUCK YOU UP! Yeah man, that's for sure... I think I could never imagine something like only mongo with one foot, That's great!

[maxward69ooohhhmama]

this shit is fuckin sickk

[tallhamn]

This is the best video on youtube by a long shot. :)

[pancho0022]

I dont like the way fixed gear riders dress but i like the bikes they have and i like riding them. but i dont dress like that.

[RizzoTheRat121]

its like a zen thing man, all that other stuff is just marketing.

[neverENDINGwell]

thats how guys push when they cant skate lol

[OmaPherre]

fix push messenger hahaha

[LordDeath765]

ih mongo-pusher