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  • song?

  • It takes a real man to eat a cheezit like that :3

  • @IHateyouthatMuch whats your problem Jordan is funny u obviously have no life if you just sit here and say stuff that isnt even close to true

  • You notice, you talk and smirk out of the right side of your mouth.??

  • 2:28 OMG JORDAN HAS A "BAT IN THE CAVE"! XD hahahahaha!!!!

  • Comicfire7 ate my dick D:

  • i have that same squirrel D:

  • Wait, I'm a girl. What would you do if I didn't listen to you? >:D I beat the system

  • He uses Diesel cologne; that's my favorite. <3 :'D

  • And she will be mortified

  • No homo, your voice is sexy

  • Lol hilarious :)

  • on halloween ima go up to some random person and whisper "yur sons dick tasted good"

  • lololol eat it! i said it!

  • this has NEVER failed to make me laugh.

  • I found Nuts

  • dont watch this video while hungry

  • 19 people, get their dick in a grinder...

  • you should make a fight between the duck and squirrel

  • I KNEW IT

  • that was about nothing at all but lol it was.....

  • whats that song called that plays at the end of the video!?!?!? <3 lol

  • Fucking Awesome ^_^

  • I swear to God if you don't do everything I tell you to do, and exactly how I tell you to do it, I'm going to stick your dick in a grinder and Imma eat it up for breakfast.

    And then you're going to call your mom like, "Momomigodthisguycutmypenisoff­andheate it D:"

    And then you're Mother is going to call me and I'll be like, (whisper)"Your sons dick tasted good."

    And then she will be mortified.

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  • @cassandre2468 It's a quote from the video, freak.

  • I get the ending song stuck in my head everytime i watch it xDDD

  • @Comicfire7 your insanity is very amusing =) and dont worry 1, 046 other people enjoy it and are just as insane ;)

  • mum oh my god this guy cut my penis off and he ate ittt!

  • 1:11-1:21

  • STUPID

  • lawl --- Sent From Comicfire7's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • Please Jordan make more of this stuff

  • You need to make more videos like this when you're bored! xDD

  • @YocomRandomness13 Oh.m.Gee agree

  • best three minutes of my life

  • AHAHAHA.

  • WHERE THE F**K IS THE INTR- Oh, you had me going there for a second.

  • a shit must be taken

  • i love the bag part lol

  • Jordan. You're so awesome sometimes xD

  • Lols.. wtf am I talking about right at the start?

  • You need to tell me what the song was that was at the end of this!!!!!!!!!!!

  • what was the song at the end?... i know, imma n00b.

  • My heart melts everytime he makes that small helpless whiny when he has cheezits in his mouth. D:

  • @iiDarthMolly I KNO RIGHT!!!!! ME 2!!!!!!

  • I'm just curious jordan (No Homo) How Do You feel When your screaming in your car And you might feel the impression of other people Watching you and might be like "Wow This guy is on crack or something"

  • i dunt have a dick!!!! Lawl.

  • LOL @ the squirrel

  • y did he hav perfume in his car..?!

  • LOL i kept laughing through this WHOLE video because i kept thinking about people looking at you through the car window thinking "What the fuck is wrong with that kid?" LOL

  • this was amusing :D the "om" in your tumblr link isnt linked Jordan :D

  • lol the last 50 seconds was the funniest part

  • whats that song called thats on the end of the video? xD

  • you and swifty are so good together

    want to make money easy? check out my channel

  • my vote is BUTT NUGGETS. xD jordan i love you!!!

  • Have you evere wondered why goldfish (as in the food) are always smiling even though they are about to get eaten?

  • 2:11 he must be the villain bc he has no nose!! ah. ha .ha

  • U are so hot and talanted and fnny :D :D :D

  • 17 people got their dick put in a grinder and eaten up for breakfast O.O

  • He made this on my birthday! :D

  • @Blazerdaze Me 222 :D :D :D

  • and i love swiftys face in the begining!

  • hahaha jordan you are so fucking funny(:

  • You, are so cute. xD

  • Haha. I am kinda disturbed right now.... not gunna lie... it was hilarious!!!! but disturbing...

  • omg ur so flippin adorable!!!!! ur funny toooooo

  • Does it bother you that 90% of your fans are girls who just think you're cute and don't give a stuff about the actual video. I used to be a fan but now these videos are just bland and boring, I liked your old videos before Shane Dawson mentioned you. Back them it seemed you actually tried when producing a video

  • yep so when im pissed scared at 1am for no apparent reason, i go to comicfire7 and just 1 second on 1 video and im perfectly fine for a least 4 days

    Thanks Jordan :D

  • i think ive watched this like 23 times

  • le squirrel is evil but must not speak to though crocodile on tuesday

  • I have that same squirrel only my brother thought it was plotting against him and blew it up with fire crackers...

  • Hehe u are sooo fucking adorable :D

  • Oh Mai... Looks like some one for got to put his make up on this morning~ x3

  • Michaela's secrets (This is not me this is My best friend Michaela)

    look it up and support her!

  • This video is awesome! You always have a way of cheering people up!! --- Sent From Comicfire7's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • @ihateyouthatmuch

    ... No other words except: DIE BUTT NUGGET!!!!!!

  • Whats the song

  • @IHateyouthatMuch This was well thought out

  • @IHateyouthatMuch Nice job editing that reused paragraph. You should get some new material if you're gonna insult people...

  • @IHateyouthatMuch ...damn.

  • Lmao Jordan i love yu so much<3 Yu and yur sexiness<3

    

  • "and then she'll be mortified..." LOL :-)

  • i swear to god if you dont do everything i tell you to do in exactly how i tell you to do it im gonna stick your dick in a grinder and eat it up for breakfast.

    and then youre gonna call your mom and youre gonna be like mom oh my god jordan cut my dick off and he ate it. and then shes gonna call me and im just gonna be like your sons dick tasted good. and then she will be mortified.

  • oh my gosh. I love you.

  • lmfao --- Sent From Comicfire7's AppRats (Facebook App)!

  • butt nuggets

  • comic fire woah .. woah COMIC FIRE

  • I FUCKEN LOVE U . in a non-creeper way of course -.-

  • @IntranetExplora but i love him in the creeper way O.o

  • @kookooy6 maybe i do to <,<

  • Jordan, you have tiny hands. :3

  • You sir, are a strange, strange man.

  • Or C... BUTT NUGGETS!

    .. Didn't see that one coming did you?

    xD ahaha you're son's dick tasted good

  • Haha when you go "ah wa wa Ah wa wa..." you sound like Abou from Aladdin!

  • comicfire i love u when im feeling sad i watch one of your videos and they always make me feel better keep doing what your doing no matter what the haters say they are just wasting their time hating you I F*CKIN LOVE YOU JORDAN

  • Love this video!-3

  • 15 people are ploting with that squirrel....

  • @markplumeri

    16 people now... his army is rising! :D

  • @mushicorn we need to kill that squirrel!

  • @markplumeri

    2 more people came to the squile side! D:<

  • @markplumeri

    **squirrel's

    (stupid keyboard made me mess up!)

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  • then she will be mortified.

  • BUTT NUGGETS Nuff said .-.

  • this is one of those videos that i can watch over and over and not get bored :D

  • @mushicorn lol. right? its almost impossible to get tired of this video... that poor squirrel. im his head commander.

  • How many of you think that Mr.Ducky was plotting with the Evil Squirrel!?

  • ... ......... i found nuts. LMFAO xD

  • HES SO GORGEOUS! and funny:D...hehe *flinch* GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

  • Lol, does anyone else do what Jordan does when they're alone? xD

  • @Vickasaurious ...are you spying on me?

  • @Elmocares4U Maaaaaaaaaaaybe. <_<

  • You're so epic XD <3

  • I have that little stuff animal squirrel! I'm probably gonna die or something!

  • dont make evrything purple again lol

  • there is no doubt he looks good in those glasses. Why would there be?

  • I love you. muahahaaaa..."And your moms just gonna me up and im gonna say 'your sons dick tasted good' " <3 :D Your amazing....

  • PRESS 2 CONTINUOUSLY.

    "TITS TITS TITS TITS"

  • you need a hair cut just saying

  • When he sprayed the perfume in his eye I immediately thought of Can I haz Caffeine?

  • "like if you LIKE" now shit i shld 'like' somthing if i LIKED it XD lol

  • gosh......i luvv it wen u go all crazy ur hotter that way wow im totally kidding but wen u go all crazy i fuckin luv

  • thumbs up if you love his double chin XD

  • ahahahahah at 0:45 there was a person beside his window ..... ahahah i wonder what was in his mind xD

  • zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzz sorry i fell asleep zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • jordan I love you

  • I saw it coming

  • First I replay bum-fluff from another video and crack up... now I was drinking pepsi and spit everything out when he screamed butt nuggets xD Dude I love you !!!

  • I love how the squirrles' wiskers are all messed up xD

  • Hhaha I love you Jordan :)

  • lmfao :D.

  • you remind me of fred and dannystudios o.O

  • best video ever lmao

  • I HAVE THAT SQUIRREL @O@

  • BUTT NUGGETS

  • outro song name?

  • when hes about to spray his face, he looks like Charlie Sheen lululululul

  • the people walking in the bakroubnd r probly like does he hav turets or is he just retarded for talking to him self jk lov ur jordan as a fan!!! :)

  • "sons dick tasted good."

    XD

  • Note to self: Do not trust stuffed squirrels....

  • I FOUND PEANUTS TOO... From my eye.

  • I love your insatiny!

    *_*

  • yes you do promise. but you didn't promise that you'll never do it again. but im glad you didn't.

  • why was tim talking at the start

  • Jordan: *holds bottle up to face* me:no Jordan Jordan:should I ? Me:jordan no don't do-- Jordan *sprays in face* AAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!! Me : I told you not to

  • @crissangel4evr He never listens.

  • WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING ?!

  • bahahahaha oh, wow... butt nuggets, FUCK YEA ^_^

    me and the squirrel are plotting together :o

  • Oh dear baby jesus on a stick...

    Comic fire, your absolutely amazing.

  • I have the same squirrel ;) lmao.

  • Bahahahahaha!

  • AWESOME video man. Totally reminds me of why u started watching you

  • @ArgentinianCreep That's why you don't read comments before watching the videos. You spoiled it for yourself xD

  • hahahahaha

    

  • My new favorite video :)

  • what the fuck is the song at the END?!?!?!!?

  • O_O duh fuck lmao

  • love it n all ur randomness!!!!!!!!!!! makes me giggles!!!!!

  • but i don't have a dick. does that mean you assume only guys watch your channel

  • Need the name of that song at the end, Please and Thank you.

    :3

  • Will Demon Squirrel join Mr Ducky?!

  • That was an epic Cheez-it song.

    P.S. I think I'm scared of squirrels for life....

  • omg does anyone know the song at the end ???!

  • Omfg that sound he made after ate the cheez its was so elfin cute!!!!!!!!!!!!:3

  • lmao jordan

  • how men eat cheez-its.

  • taco its so simple yet so compicated.

  • We loved this vid haha

  • Hey, that's how I eat cheez-its, too!