I swear to God if you don't do everything I tell you to do, and exactly how I tell you to do it, I'm going to stick your dick in a grinder and Imma eat it up for breakfast.
And then you're going to call your mom like, "Momomigodthisguycutmypenisoffandheate it D:"
And then you're Mother is going to call me and I'll be like, (whisper)"Your sons dick tasted good."
I'm just curious jordan (No Homo) How Do You feel When your screaming in your car And you might feel the impression of other people Watching you and might be like "Wow This guy is on crack or something"
LOL i kept laughing through this WHOLE video because i kept thinking about people looking at you through the car window thinking "What the fuck is wrong with that kid?" LOL
Does it bother you that 90% of your fans are girls who just think you're cute and don't give a stuff about the actual video. I used to be a fan but now these videos are just bland and boring, I liked your old videos before Shane Dawson mentioned you. Back them it seemed you actually tried when producing a video
Jordan I wonder how much booze your pig of a mother had to funnel down her head to be able to fuck whichever trick it was whose sperm lead to your existence, so you could be here today: wasting oxygen,thinking your funny, being generic, all while having the perception, foresight, and cognitive ability of an earth worm that ended up crusted to the cement after a rain shower. You redefine "clueless"; clench your teeth around a loaded handgun, and pull the trigger, as soon as possible.
i swear to god if you dont do everything i tell you to do in exactly how i tell you to do it im gonna stick your dick in a grinder and eat it up for breakfast.
and then youre gonna call your mom and youre gonna be like mom oh my god jordan cut my dick off and he ate it. and then shes gonna call me and im just gonna be like your sons dick tasted good. and then she will be mortified.
comicfire i love u when im feeling sad i watch one of your videos and they always make me feel better keep doing what your doing no matter what the haters say they are just wasting their time hating you I F*CKIN LOVE YOU JORDAN
First I replay bum-fluff from another video and crack up... now I was drinking pepsi and spit everything out when he screamed butt nuggets xD Dude I love you !!!
Jordan: *holds bottle up to face* me:no Jordan Jordan:should I ? Me:jordan no don't do-- Jordan *sprays in face* AAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!! Me : I told you not to
song?
twoidiotsdead 3 days ago
It takes a real man to eat a cheezit like that :3
twilightfan0fedward 2 weeks ago
@IHateyouthatMuch whats your problem Jordan is funny u obviously have no life if you just sit here and say stuff that isnt even close to true
lex36128 2 weeks ago
You notice, you talk and smirk out of the right side of your mouth.??
lynxconstruction 1 month ago
2:28 OMG JORDAN HAS A "BAT IN THE CAVE"! XD hahahahaha!!!!
AnimeGamerXIV 1 month ago
Comicfire7 ate my dick D:
nextgenupdaters 2 months ago
i have that same squirrel D:
toni92393 3 months ago
Wait, I'm a girl. What would you do if I didn't listen to you? >:D I beat the system
Sasukelvr13 3 months ago
He uses Diesel cologne; that's my favorite. <3 :'D
cassielynncuzick 3 months ago in playlist More videos from comicfire7
And she will be mortified
buffalowithblueeyes 3 months ago 4
No homo, your voice is sexy
Mrjoker21100 3 months ago
Lol hilarious :)
SuperKK1991 3 months ago
on halloween ima go up to some random person and whisper "yur sons dick tasted good"
cholagurl14 3 months ago in playlist Liked
lololol eat it! i said it!
WOBERTPATTYSIN 4 months ago
this has NEVER failed to make me laugh.
LarkLovesYou 4 months ago
I found Nuts
mathewmassacre 4 months ago
dont watch this video while hungry
Mastercashie 5 months ago
19 people, get their dick in a grinder...
njcelloplaya 5 months ago
you should make a fight between the duck and squirrel
mccranky2 5 months ago
I KNEW IT
mouradian713 5 months ago
that was about nothing at all but lol it was.....
angel29176 5 months ago
whats that song called that plays at the end of the video!?!?!? <3 lol
dOminikashOw 5 months ago
Fucking Awesome ^_^
Froggies224 5 months ago
I swear to God if you don't do everything I tell you to do, and exactly how I tell you to do it, I'm going to stick your dick in a grinder and Imma eat it up for breakfast.
And then you're going to call your mom like, "Momomigodthisguycutmypenisoffandheate it D:"
And then you're Mother is going to call me and I'll be like, (whisper)"Your sons dick tasted good."
And then she will be mortified.
ThatOneWeirdFemale 5 months ago 2
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cassandre2468 5 months ago
@cassandre2468 It's a quote from the video, freak.
ThatOneWeirdFemale 5 months ago
I get the ending song stuck in my head everytime i watch it xDDD
confuddles 5 months ago
@Comicfire7 your insanity is very amusing =) and dont worry 1, 046 other people enjoy it and are just as insane ;)
xxfcKncLubh3adxx 5 months ago
mum oh my god this guy cut my penis off and he ate ittt!
dwcyberforce 5 months ago
1:11-1:21
927hotstuff 6 months ago
STUPID
captinSAVEnoHOE 6 months ago
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RandomStuffIsHere 6 months ago
Please Jordan make more of this stuff
mrtatetheman 6 months ago
You need to make more videos like this when you're bored! xDD
YocomRandomness13 6 months ago 2
@YocomRandomness13 Oh.m.Gee agree
EmoHillsFall 5 months ago
best three minutes of my life
SuggestPeace 6 months ago 19
AHAHAHA.
YolaImEricka 6 months ago
WHERE THE F**K IS THE INTR- Oh, you had me going there for a second.
skippy999999 6 months ago
a shit must be taken
Girlyskater95 6 months ago
i love the bag part lol
KalidescopeKreations 6 months ago
Jordan. You're so awesome sometimes xD
JammyGhetti 6 months ago
Lols.. wtf am I talking about right at the start?
TwistedTim01 6 months ago
You need to tell me what the song was that was at the end of this!!!!!!!!!!!
EmoChocolateGirl 6 months ago
what was the song at the end?... i know, imma n00b.
DrMuffins415 6 months ago
My heart melts everytime he makes that small helpless whiny when he has cheezits in his mouth. D:
iiDarthMolly 6 months ago 2
@iiDarthMolly I KNO RIGHT!!!!! ME 2!!!!!!
theguppy3691 6 months ago
I'm just curious jordan (No Homo) How Do You feel When your screaming in your car And you might feel the impression of other people Watching you and might be like "Wow This guy is on crack or something"
Bladzex7 6 months ago
i dunt have a dick!!!! Lawl.
SkittlezYeah 6 months ago
LOL @ the squirrel
NightWolfBeast 6 months ago
y did he hav perfume in his car..?!
theguppy3691 6 months ago
LOL i kept laughing through this WHOLE video because i kept thinking about people looking at you through the car window thinking "What the fuck is wrong with that kid?" LOL
927hotstuff 6 months ago
this was amusing :D the "om" in your tumblr link isnt linked Jordan :D
InvadderZim 6 months ago
lol the last 50 seconds was the funniest part
Andresv7 6 months ago
whats that song called thats on the end of the video? xD
dOminikashOw 6 months ago
you and swifty are so good together
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TableWater123 6 months ago
my vote is BUTT NUGGETS. xD jordan i love you!!!
nevermindxnimrod 6 months ago
Have you evere wondered why goldfish (as in the food) are always smiling even though they are about to get eaten?
angel1967cougar 6 months ago
2:11 he must be the villain bc he has no nose!! ah. ha .ha
theguppy3691 6 months ago
U are so hot and talanted and fnny :D :D :D
NailsforLive 6 months ago
17 people got their dick put in a grinder and eaten up for breakfast O.O
XxalienauroraxX 6 months ago
He made this on my birthday! :D
Blazerdaze 6 months ago
@Blazerdaze Me 222 :D :D :D
NailsforLive 6 months ago
and i love swiftys face in the begining!
xKaitlinKhaoticx 6 months ago
hahaha jordan you are so fucking funny(:
xKaitlinKhaoticx 6 months ago
You, are so cute. xD
maeleenanguyenxx 6 months ago
Haha. I am kinda disturbed right now.... not gunna lie... it was hilarious!!!! but disturbing...
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krazieKs3 6 months ago
omg ur so flippin adorable!!!!! ur funny toooooo
SwaggSquirrelTrooper 6 months ago
Does it bother you that 90% of your fans are girls who just think you're cute and don't give a stuff about the actual video. I used to be a fan but now these videos are just bland and boring, I liked your old videos before Shane Dawson mentioned you. Back them it seemed you actually tried when producing a video
lolblastumm 6 months ago
yep so when im pissed scared at 1am for no apparent reason, i go to comicfire7 and just 1 second on 1 video and im perfectly fine for a least 4 days
Thanks Jordan :D
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NoImNotAGangster 6 months ago
i think ive watched this like 23 times
gen1234x 6 months ago
le squirrel is evil but must not speak to though crocodile on tuesday
pwndpandabear 6 months ago
I have that same squirrel only my brother thought it was plotting against him and blew it up with fire crackers...
LoopDeLizz 6 months ago
Hehe u are sooo fucking adorable :D
taylord52 6 months ago
Oh Mai... Looks like some one for got to put his make up on this morning~ x3
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TheJorwal 6 months ago
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... No other words except: DIE BUTT NUGGET!!!!!!
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twoidiotsdead 6 months ago
Whats the song
DavidMonsterBunny 6 months ago
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Jordan I wonder how much booze your pig of a mother had to funnel down her head to be able to fuck whichever trick it was whose sperm lead to your existence, so you could be here today: wasting oxygen,thinking your funny, being generic, all while having the perception, foresight, and cognitive ability of an earth worm that ended up crusted to the cement after a rain shower. You redefine "clueless"; clench your teeth around a loaded handgun, and pull the trigger, as soon as possible.
IHateyouthatMuch 6 months ago
@IHateyouthatMuch This was well thought out
comicfire7 6 months ago 25
@IHateyouthatMuch TROLL
Talk2No1TilWaffles 6 months ago
@IHateyouthatMuch Nice job editing that reused paragraph. You should get some new material if you're gonna insult people...
PandaPawez 4 months ago
@IHateyouthatMuch ...damn.
OMGITSFRIEDCHIKIN13 3 months ago
Lmao Jordan i love yu so much<3 Yu and yur sexiness<3
hollywoodconverse9 6 months ago
"and then she'll be mortified..." LOL :-)
dailoh90 6 months ago
i swear to god if you dont do everything i tell you to do in exactly how i tell you to do it im gonna stick your dick in a grinder and eat it up for breakfast.
and then youre gonna call your mom and youre gonna be like mom oh my god jordan cut my dick off and he ate it. and then shes gonna call me and im just gonna be like your sons dick tasted good. and then she will be mortified.
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krazieKs3 6 months ago
oh my gosh. I love you.
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liltimmy345 6 months ago
butt nuggets
krazieKs3 6 months ago
comic fire woah .. woah COMIC FIRE
krazieKs3 6 months ago
I FUCKEN LOVE U . in a non-creeper way of course -.-
IntranetExplora 6 months ago
@IntranetExplora but i love him in the creeper way O.o
kookooy6 6 months ago
@kookooy6 maybe i do to <,<
IntranetExplora 6 months ago
Jordan, you have tiny hands. :3
LadyGagasMonster1 6 months ago
You sir, are a strange, strange man.
CheyyenneLiikesDucks 6 months ago
Or C... BUTT NUGGETS!
.. Didn't see that one coming did you?
xD ahaha you're son's dick tasted good
blueSkye26 6 months ago
Haha when you go "ah wa wa Ah wa wa..." you sound like Abou from Aladdin!
PhotographersEyes17 6 months ago
comicfire i love u when im feeling sad i watch one of your videos and they always make me feel better keep doing what your doing no matter what the haters say they are just wasting their time hating you I F*CKIN LOVE YOU JORDAN
LeashannaLynn 6 months ago 3
Love this video!-3
MichaylaBVB 6 months ago
15 people are ploting with that squirrel....
markplumeri 6 months ago 70
@markplumeri
16 people now... his army is rising! :D
mushicorn 6 months ago
@mushicorn we need to kill that squirrel!
markplumeri 6 months ago
@markplumeri
2 more people came to the squile side! D:<
AlexVonVanity 6 months ago
@markplumeri
**squirrel's
(stupid keyboard made me mess up!)
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EmoHillsFall 5 months ago
then she will be mortified.
Elmocares4U 6 months ago
BUTT NUGGETS Nuff said .-.
FluffehDinos 6 months ago
this is one of those videos that i can watch over and over and not get bored :D
mushicorn 6 months ago 100
@mushicorn lol. right? its almost impossible to get tired of this video... that poor squirrel. im his head commander.
182AdamsSongBlink 6 months ago
How many of you think that Mr.Ducky was plotting with the Evil Squirrel!?
gabalina97 6 months ago 2
... ......... i found nuts. LMFAO xD
RawrMonsterKitty 6 months ago
HES SO GORGEOUS! and funny:D...hehe *flinch* GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!
Bailey3651 6 months ago
Lol, does anyone else do what Jordan does when they're alone? xD
Vickasaurious 6 months ago
@Vickasaurious ...are you spying on me?
Elmocares4U 6 months ago
@Elmocares4U Maaaaaaaaaaaybe. <_<
Vickasaurious 6 months ago
You're so epic XD <3
LovexxJuliette 6 months ago
I have that little stuff animal squirrel! I'm probably gonna die or something!
bomtiff14 6 months ago
dont make evrything purple again lol
bvbbaby 6 months ago
there is no doubt he looks good in those glasses. Why would there be?
fireydoom6 6 months ago
I love you. muahahaaaa..."And your moms just gonna me up and im gonna say 'your sons dick tasted good' " <3 :D Your amazing....
SamanthaBugBunnie 6 months ago
PRESS 2 CONTINUOUSLY.
"TITS TITS TITS TITS"
PhantasyStardumb 6 months ago
you need a hair cut just saying
jazzy8l 6 months ago
When he sprayed the perfume in his eye I immediately thought of Can I haz Caffeine?
TheMondayONE 6 months ago
"like if you LIKE" now shit i shld 'like' somthing if i LIKED it XD lol
a4t2h 6 months ago
gosh......i luvv it wen u go all crazy ur hotter that way wow im totally kidding but wen u go all crazy i fuckin luv
kia504ful 6 months ago
thumbs up if you love his double chin XD
bloodyghost99 6 months ago
ahahahahah at 0:45 there was a person beside his window ..... ahahah i wonder what was in his mind xD
MsDjVmystery 6 months ago
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MrMarvelman17 6 months ago
jordan I love you
Kateluhnnn 6 months ago
I saw it coming
LSD2US 6 months ago
First I replay bum-fluff from another video and crack up... now I was drinking pepsi and spit everything out when he screamed butt nuggets xD Dude I love you !!!
XxalienauroraxX 6 months ago
I love how the squirrles' wiskers are all messed up xD
TheDinoGoesRawr7 6 months ago
Hhaha I love you Jordan :)
Justinbieberfan1588 6 months ago
lmfao :D.
heartsmusicforever 6 months ago
you remind me of fred and dannystudios o.O
lilbabygirl94 6 months ago
best video ever lmao
kenzieroxsXD 6 months ago
I HAVE THAT SQUIRREL @O@
moonsbirdsmonsters14 6 months ago
BUTT NUGGETS
bloodangel13100 6 months ago
outro song name?
ArgentinianCreep 6 months ago
when hes about to spray his face, he looks like Charlie Sheen lululululul
ArgentinianCreep 6 months ago
the people walking in the bakroubnd r probly like does he hav turets or is he just retarded for talking to him self jk lov ur jordan as a fan!!! :)
bvbbaby 6 months ago
"sons dick tasted good."
XD
theeAlixo 6 months ago
Note to self: Do not trust stuffed squirrels....
musicVamp527 6 months ago
I FOUND PEANUTS TOO... From my eye.
LeilaLovesMuse 6 months ago
I love your insatiny!
*_*
MegaJaneBlack 6 months ago
yes you do promise. but you didn't promise that you'll never do it again. but im glad you didn't.
jennerationlove 6 months ago
why was tim talking at the start
TheAtticAddicts 6 months ago
Jordan: *holds bottle up to face* me:no Jordan Jordan:should I ? Me:jordan no don't do-- Jordan *sprays in face* AAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!! Me : I told you not to
crissangel4evr 6 months ago 2
@crissangel4evr He never listens.
musicVamp527 6 months ago
WHAT ARE YOU PLOTTING ?!
mushicorn 6 months ago
bahahahaha oh, wow... butt nuggets, FUCK YEA ^_^
me and the squirrel are plotting together :o
sarahwasntherexD 6 months ago
Oh dear baby jesus on a stick...
Comic fire, your absolutely amazing.
ZombieKittyy 6 months ago
I have the same squirrel ;) lmao.
cheandjereforever 6 months ago
Bahahahahaha!
chibushy 6 months ago
AWESOME video man. Totally reminds me of why u started watching you
XOXON1kk1 6 months ago
@ArgentinianCreep That's why you don't read comments before watching the videos. You spoiled it for yourself xD
DaynaDaiquiri 6 months ago
hahahahaha
ajc4721 6 months ago
My new favorite video :)
MrQwerty30106 6 months ago
what the fuck is the song at the END?!?!?!!?
CamelianSandstorm 6 months ago
O_O duh fuck lmao
brunettechik94 6 months ago
love it n all ur randomness!!!!!!!!!!! makes me giggles!!!!!
sweetirishredrose 6 months ago
but i don't have a dick. does that mean you assume only guys watch your channel
emilybronk4000 6 months ago
Need the name of that song at the end, Please and Thank you.
:3
CarmenNomsCookies 6 months ago
Will Demon Squirrel join Mr Ducky?!
cHIEN87 6 months ago
That was an epic Cheez-it song.
P.S. I think I'm scared of squirrels for life....
WiccidKaye 6 months ago
omg does anyone know the song at the end ???!
Kidkingforyou 6 months ago
Omfg that sound he made after ate the cheez its was so elfin cute!!!!!!!!!!!!:3
iloveshanedawson07 6 months ago
lmao jordan
officialalma 6 months ago
how men eat cheez-its.
vivalafruity 6 months ago
taco its so simple yet so compicated.
didsomeonecallme 6 months ago
We loved this vid haha
MermaidsInFargoND 6 months ago
Hey, that's how I eat cheez-its, too!
LuietenantPinky 6 months ago