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  • Toby, you can hire me to play Call of Duty for you. I'm a level 41. I'll even do it for free!

  • tobys ultimate win at any debate. "You Frigging noodle"

  • tums up for no reason

  • 4:43 :D

  • elfearselfearselfearselfearsel­fears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i thought he said onions! what are you doing staring at grifins tangled leash onions!

  • your dog is gonna ask: ''whit who are you talknig?''

  • I have elf ears too!!

    

  • i woke up before noon. worth it? it was for calculus one at 8,30am. so, that is up for debate. i certainly do not like it, but i have to.

    such is life.

  • FALCOR IS A NOODLE.

  • Mysterious hooded YouTuber vlogs (from a distance)

    Take a second to look awkward...

    Time to go!

    Vlog in slow motion so you still look awkward

    Guy just saw you and he's gonna judge you

    But don't mind him just keep looking awkward!

    That Audience member will take care of him!

    BOOP!

  • I guess this DUDE has a lot of fans, I am just not one of them. Is that a problem?

  • @carkees1 No, of course not.

  • @molly1002 Thank you molly1002!

  • I woke up at 9 on my day off... so I watched this :) so worth it

  • i woke up before noon for school, almost not worth it

  • Someone should make a saftey torch lighter :D It would be amazing!!!!!

    

  • Toby looks awesome with his hood up.

  • "don't jump out there you fricken noodle!" BAHAHAHA ^_^

  • no i dont have a friend

  • HOW do i win? :D

    

  • Griffin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

    

  • yay we're onions

  • 5:10 - Boopface

  • ...onions..??!!

  • I would of Lol'd if when he said when people hear him vlog they hate it and when he said especially that guy with the glasses, it was Doug walker, the nostalgia critic walking by.

  • WASSUP WORLD?!

  • Thumbs up if u brought any shirts from toby

  • @yamiandhikari yup...

  • The sound messed up!

  • Bless your face

  • go rot carkees1

  • Thumbs up if you sneezed in the video

  • I hate you carkees1

  • @carkees1 I don't know dude, he's just amazing

    BTW, Prepare to be raped by Thumbs Down-ness.

  • @carkees1 he does that to be funny

  • @carkees1 compared to what? you? dude, hate to tell you but toby is a genius compared to you

  • @Dragoness091 I am a woman hahahaha. Not a DUDE.

  • OH MY GOD TOBY SAID MY FUCKING NAME :D:D:D:D:D

  • @bangnathanbang ME TOOO mine is spelled naythan though lol

  • its a hand break

  • toby i think you should get a cat too.

  • OMG :50-1:20 I COULDNT STOP ROFLING

  • Thumbs up if you love Toby's talking to Griffin voice :)

  • Toby is such a boss.

  • 0:01 unions?

  • so there's toby game highlights... should we have toby vlog highlights?\

  • wait your dogs name is URINATOR girl

  • hey tobuscus every acount on every game its your name your the bestcus

  • Thumbs up if the whiteness hurt your eyes!

  • im so gunna get a SIGNED POSTER OF DARKNESS REDNESS WHITENES someday.....your welcom toby

  • DIE SOPA DIEEEE!!!!! From Toby's murder swords -=D

  • Did he just call us onions?

  • Bahahaha, one of my favorite lazyvlogs. [x

  • i know its probably late to say this but where is ijustien

  • It wasn't worth it.

  • i act like this on xbox and at school people are like wtf... he does it people are like lol...

  • thumbs up if you think the like bar is the number of people that Griffin watched as they strolled by and the dislikes the number of people who were ignored by Griffin. (i wish i could make it look awesome when i typed Griffin)

  • You have elf ears.

    Bye.

  • PUT THE FREAKIN NOOB i mean NATHAN ON THE PHONE I WANT TO TALK TO HIM!

  • Onions wha?

  • Did he seriously just call us onions?

  • Lacked the darkness...

  • TOBYS INTRO OF DARKNESS REDNESS AND THEN WHITNESS HAVE BEEN LACKING DARKNESS THUMBS UP SO TOBY CAN SEE

  • Elf Ears! Whoooooo!

  • i got up before noonn

    it wasnt worth it

    i still had school (half day)

    GODDANGIT!

  • But I love your elf ears -3

    They make me jealous.

  • IM BLUE IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE!

  • Mysterious Youtube user comments (from a distance);

    Take a second to check spelling;

    Time to go;

    Move the cursor slowly over the post button;

    Troll just saw you and their going to troll you, but don't mind them just keep posting comments;

    That moderator will take care of him

    BANNED.

    You just read that in the literal trailer song

  • @yamiandhikari GENIUSBUSCUS!

  • @yamiandhikari I did xDD great

  • @yamiandhikari If I'm going to be honest, I sang it out loud...

  • @yamiandhikari Genuis comment man good job =)

    

  • I got to wake up after noon..... but then i had to go to work=(

  • I LOVE cute little griffin, I love it when he's in ur videos!! More please!!

  • So I should be studying for finals....

  • "Griffen just saw me and...."

    "Boop! They didn't even hear me"

    Griffen: Good, no one will hear you scream...

  • Onions?

  • Nod at the griffen and people die-a, everywhere the people die!

  • funny as hell

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  • R.I.P headphone user - last 5-10 seconds of vid

  • Don't jump out there you freakin' noodle.

  • For some reason I thought his dog was a big dog

  • elf ears

  • dude the intro was redness then redness then whiteness

    love the funny vids =)

  • love the randomness!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wait you can drive at age 12!?

  • I wish I was Tobuscus's dog :(

  • he should make a awkward hooded man music video. like my comment so he can see it.

  • i didnt read the title. i sang it in my head

  • janury seventh is my friend sofia's birthday, wish her a happy birthday will you

  • Griffin just so you and he's gonna eat you,

    but don't mind him just keep looking awkward

    his tail will take care of him..

    my english is bad:(

  • I thought you said onions instead of audience.

  • your FACE at 0:58!!!! i cant stop laughting im LITERALLY still laughing now!!!!

  • hey toby even my cat is a huge fan!!!!!!!!! i caught her watching a video of yours!

  • griffin is awesome!!!!!!

  • I am also bad at first person shooters. but when i do get kills. I tbag till my thumb bleeds AWW YEAH!

  • HE SAID THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES!! :D!! WHY AM I SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS!?

  • Finish Left For Dead Toby!

  • Really funny and awsome

  • dude it's nothing like minecraft. minecraft is the game on which we live our lives. I, however, forgive you buscus, and im a douchebag- klank out!

  • Intro/outro of redness, then redness, then whiteness!

  • I heard "Onions?" in the beginning, lol!

  • Sooooooooooooo is he dating Olga or what. I say yes... he is definitely dating her.

  • You're tangled around the e-brake eh- mah-mah! Dont jump out there you freakin noodle :D

  • Griffin!! You fricken noodle

  • That dog is so...... CUTE!!!!!!

  • SNOWBUSCUS!

  • YOUTUBE Y U MESS UP MY POST D:<

    *Rage*

  • Me: Mysterious Hooded Man watches from a distance... Toby: Mysterious Hooded Man blogs in his car... Me. Take a second to look awesome... Toby: Take a second to look awkward... Both of us: TIME TO GO Me: Walk in slow motion so you still look awesome. Toby: Sing in slow motion so u still look awkward. Me: Guard just saw you- Toby: Griffin just saw you Me: and he-.... wait....(O_O) Everything i know is a lie T_T
  • Once again..toby prevents me from completing my homework!

  • Don't jump out there you freaking noodle. XD

  • @LRBTXMom

    1:23 paused = awkward face

  • griffin is so cute <3

  • Oh god, I am so happy you started singing Blue by Eiffel 65. That just made my freakin' liiiiiife! :D <3

  • press 9 to hear him sing his Awkward song

  • "MYSTERIOUS HOODED MAN" joined by other hooded people... you're next, running running SLO-MOTION JUMP ATTACK!!

  • I got my slap bracelet and Hoodie on the same day :D thank you, Steven!

  • OMG LITERAL VLOG :D

  • I love how the Assassin's Creed Brotherhood literal trailer is in the suggestion box

  • Did Toby say "ONIONS" at the beginning?? Oh Toby...

  • my bros name is nathan!!!!!!!!!!

  • i have the exact same dog as that but its a girl and they could make baby griffins :)

  • Toby has elf ears

  • toby has business to do?!? WAAT?

  • LOOK at eet. LOOK AT EET.

  • oh my god, the day where I go to bed at 4:30 am and wake up 1.5 hours later and drive 3 hours is they day he wishes us a good day and not to get up before noon. god dangit.

  • 24 people didnt take their laxatives...

  • booooooooooop!!!!!!!111one1one­!!!!!!!!!!

  • GOT MY TOBUSCUS HOODIE TODAY IF I GET A SHIRT ASWELL MY LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @PpeseProductions omg i got my hoodie today to lol mines black what about urs

  • @MrJosePepowner mines black aswell

  • ELF EARS!!!

  • its called the emergency break toby

  • I think Toby has a really great singing voice...

  • Toby with ruffled stuck up hair = hothothothot.

  • but i sneezed during the video what do i do?

  • I wake up befor noon to watch your vids

  • hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey :) pleeezzzze could i me i have a shirt :)

  • What kind of car does Toby drive. It looks sick

  • how does he give out the free hoodies??? i've been watching for 1 year and still haven't got one, or even have a clue how it works????

  • i go to sleep befor noon

  • Lovely elf ears mysterious hooded man

  • toby i love ur lil elf ears :)

  • terraria? game that never ends?!! tell that to skyrim!

  • Cheese

  • Toby never looks awkward. Even when I have to pause a video (or more likely when it pauses because it's "buffering") I've never caught him with one of those awkward part-way-thru-saying-a-word faces. He's always just hothothothothot!

  • @LRBTXMom It's funny, I had just clicked to watch another lazy vlog while I was already watching one and the video "froze" during a moment like that and I almost did a print-screen to save a pic of it but didn't lol.

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  • @LRBTXMom its funny becaus eas soon as you seaid that i paused at like 0:10 and caught him xD

  • @LRBTXMom Pause exactly on 2:10 xD

  • @LRBTXMom what about 0:11 ?

  • @LRBTXMom Pause it at 4:09

  • @LRBTXMom Pause at 1:55, its an odd face :)

  • @tarkawalian YEAAAAAAAAA

  • I just sneezed like twelve times... thank you allergies!

  • i have a hoodie. but its black

  • I like your hair Toby ^-^

  • Toby's blue but he's still so cool, buhda do do do do do blueeeee. Toby, you sir, are awesome!

  • Consider your elf ears... pointed out.

  • your awesome helllz yeah you should be my bro we are so much alike