DAD RIPS GIRLS ARM OFF! (2/23/10-356) Part 1

[KateNicoleXOXO]

First vlog I ever saw!

[CentennialCripple]

Thumbs up for Phantom of the Opera!

[CrashAndBurn35]

"we're gonna go hunting!! as MEN!! men.. who like.... seashells!" lmao made me laugh so hard

[divapuppy12]

This was filmed on my bday

[11purpletigers]

sontards so cute here! <333333333333333333333

[NoraMarie13]

and when momytard starts vlogging without shay tainted love is playing(:

[95kuumakana]

I've always considered this to be one of the funniest shaytards videos ever. Its definitely one of my favorites

[OMGpinky123]

Please someone comment and subscribe to me:):):):)

[BigAssSnickers1]

lol Shay: how do you know he's not sleeping?!

Sontard: i dont know! maybe cause he doesnt have an eye

[BigAssSnickers1]

IM A RAM IN MY HIGHSCHOOL! FUCK YEAH!

[gotsurf98]

That bird is....... sleeping!! XD LOL

[lovesPaulRodriguez]

My very first Shaytards video and haven't missed an episode since!

[killernl4]

10:00 5:23 funny moments

[Rohan292]

Flagged for misleading title.

[MrJeffmaster1000]

@Rohan292 good for you, have a sticker.

[crystalkylaa]

MORE PHANTOM!!♥

[joannaravey]

'sssssssssss...ewwww. that bird... is ... sleeping' LMFAO honestly i am crying with laughter

[joannaravey]

lmfao one of the funniest shaytard vlogs ever. i remember watching this so long ago. this has soo made my day, i wish you were still like this sometimes.

[MrJonojono34]

when you told sontard the bird was sleeping

[SPGCKKSM18FAN]

"because hes deaddd."

"how do you know that?"

"because he has no eye"

that was hilarous

[janiebabyify]

Sontard "dad i just found a piece of a leg from a shrimp!"

Shay: "did you eat it?"

Sontard: "No i don't like lobster!"

Lmao

[swisscheese275]

No!! You would pick up the hundred dollar bill and take it to the police.

[mogga42]

Ha ha

[sayruuhh]

HAHA 10:00, i couldn't stop laughing when you were like 'sssssss--eww...that bird is...sleeping'

[beautyangel2001]

lol shay

[PetChucacabra]

I was literaly ROFL when Shay was talking about the dead bird.

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

oops, they are in Cali

[AtlantaHospiceRN]

Scubasuit in Idaho LOL

[Natalieluv9]

5:23

[TheLoveariana]

Lol at the end

[HuskyBoyPensFan]

thumbs up if u heard tainted love

[singyskyler1]

Love u shaytards

[kbproductions19]

5:06 aaawe Babytard's little hug(:

[atanddaddy]

noo boby care wheres the arm and when did it get ripped of

[munchie320]

even if its a hundred dollar bill dont tuch it.........what about a hundred sea shells..there on the floor right!good lesson shay

[KateNicoleXOXO]

This was the very first SHAYTARDS vlog I watched(:

[shmayx2011]

all these comments consist of:

1.) wow shay! you've lost so much weight!

OR

2.) thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011!

[HerrLuiluu]

oh the irony...

[horselover12319]

If u don't like shay than leave cause some people -3 home so f u

[zynation]

What's wrong with mushrooms?

[skyscraper310]

Fuck u u get a life and make videos like him I saw ur vids and the quality sucks and it's boring for the comment below me

[MrAwesomevideogame]

your video suck dude really how do you get a better life

[alibrooke20]

i glued 100 pennies on a shoe box haha and when i was presenting it the pennies wetre falling of and all th emoms were picking them up

[lolly123390]

BOOM!! YEAH!!!!!..........hi LOL

[trilaz19]

 shut up!!! shutup!!!!!!! shutup!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trilaz19]

hay i love the shaytards!!! so shut up!!!

[rainbow20001000]

I mean re- tard

[rainbow20001000]

If you had a family member divorce then remarry you could call her re-yard!!!

[cowsgorawr1431]

honestly why do people thumb up the "thumbs up if your watching in 2011" comments their so stupid and obvious

[bamabum35]

YAY phantom of the opera

[xxkatemaynexx]

you look like the guy out of my name is earl there lol xxx

[PammyinWonderland]

and 06:15 vvvvvv

[PammyinWonderland]

05:22, is that his voice? ....

[Jasmine22777]

love this intro! short and sweet

[ShontelleNola]

Babytard is SO cute!

[SoCraftastical]

Have a good 7 days off shay! love you!

[GoldenFlither15]

"I wish something else happened."

Shay, I certainly hope that's not the only reason for your faith. ;)

[mobear17]

Shay:What if they stell it? Me:Cuz there stuiped

[SelenaG12356]

Shaycarl! you didn't wear you're seatbelt!!!!

[portal6a6]

that bird is sleeping 10:04 :)

[mightybfool]

Awwwww babytard was still in diapers

[tlbphotovideo]

@AtomicHandleBars WHY ARE U BEING MEAN TO URSELF...thats not NORMAL

[M40A3]

@tvrule that why they decided to remove your comment and not mine huh?

p.s. your dads even more of an idiot for bringing retarded offspring into this world

god(or whatever form of celestial being is up there[there probably isnt one]) help us

[M40A3]

@tvrule plus you probably dont even know the definition of a bastard, please if you do explain to me exactly what I am or else im just gonna troll on you even harder

[genesisSOC]

dude checking out Mommytard's butt in the background at 3:56

[hoh851111]

legendary intro

[666Amaranth]

OMG!!!! You are now the most awesome person for singing Phantom of the Opera.... :)

[MrsMJLoveAlways]

Awww that bird

[domitia]

This year one of my classmates found a 100 dollar bill on the ground and the principal came up and he got in trouble, I think.

[FrazzleAndTheWolf]

Shay. please don't teach your kids about imaginary places.

[graffiti4ever332]

6:24 toy

[TheInsertNameHere123]

shay, your not a walrus anymore. now, your a quick, nimble dolphin

[AtomicHandleBars]

@Ishakhanx and who do they belong too? LOOOOOOL...wow get real noob

[AtomicHandleBars]

@Ishakhanx learn to spell...and answer my question who do they belong to?

[RoadtoShine]

@Ishakhanx Shay is just saying that people shouldn't take what belongs to other people. Sea shells are apart of nature. They do not belong to anyone in particular. Therefore, it is okay that they are picking up sea shells. It just isn't right to take things that belong to other people, such as money, cars, or other belongings.

[Ishakhanx]

@RoadtoShine *yawn*. bab i was only jokes -_-.

[AtomicHandleBars]

@AtomicHandleBars your a retard... seashells dont belong to anyone..."go to skool" wow get real noob

[mini2ism]

"Dad i found the leg of a shrimp." "Did you touch it?" "NO!!!...yes..." lol

[AtomicHandleBars]

@mini2ism NO!!? he said n....yes

[BigAlsGirl2]

what does this video have to do with ripping a girls arm off

[thehotncold1234]

@BigAlsGirl2 NOTHING its a VLOG and the titles a joke

[CresseliaChannel]

whats the song at the beginning

[gabbygirl961]

MEN WHO LIKE... seashells ;)

[Ndame97]

One of my favorite productions!!!! The Phantom of the Opera! Good musical choice!

[TheROBLOXMOVIEGUY]

i just wanna see teh blood. :D

[AstarProductions17]

u look like randy of of my name is earl

[zepeake]

IF I got my arm ripped off no one will feel bad for me

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

11:46 "i fro'd it in da ocean"

sontard.. already a g (:

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

thumbs up if you think shay should join "theater of life" ( :

[Sassygurl712]

keep pressing 3 no! or nose

[MissSaMaVa]

10:50 reminded me of the vlog when shay is like "what is Jesus doing in heaven?" and Sontard goes "uploading videos"

[HUFLEpic]

Thumbs up if you hate seeing comments say thumbs up.

[MikarinaMarina]

I freaking laughed my head off at the bit about the bird and when Shay was asking Sontard what happens when we die :D

[inkymouse123]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011(:

[PurplexGreenxx]

@inkymouse123 Thumbs up if your watching this in----wait! NOBODY CARES! :/

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@PurplexGreenxx You just wanted thumbs up like inkymouse123... You popularity whores!

[123allykate]

@PurplexGreenxx thats not rude or anything!! calm down

[Bonesniffer44]

@inkymouse123 thumbs up if u hate it when people say thumps up

[TheAlbinoplatypus23]

@inkymouse123 OH NO! I can't 'like' your comment because I'm a robot in the future, I'm watching this in 2037, sorry...

[MsAsianNinja]

Seems like someone needs more Sunday School...WHAT ABOUT HEAVEN!!!!!

[JustAGirl95]

@MrJosh637 Yupp, that's why they have 4 kids. Grow up.

[eaglefire666]

WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! BOOM!!

Hi. *giggle*

[themanjaebla]

love it whaen shay askes his kids 'adult' questions

[kurosaki0001000]

how can you teach your kid to not pick up a lost $100

[beatles4like5167]

Sally said sure shay ill seek sea shells on saturday:D

[lovesofie554]

that beach is nasty



[j5k11atrs]

ive done the 100 project i did a 100 piece puzzle

[LittleSockMonkey]

Shay sells sea shells by the sea shore.

[GumiYummi]

*Sontard

[GumiYummi]

I love how Shay is like

"Did you touch it?" and Sontad was like

"no- yes."

[JWblackTRP]

haha, my school team is called the indians too! jus thought id share that...

[edianeh]

loll funniest blog ever!

[edianeh]

how do you know he's dea?

I dont know.. because he has no eye!

lmao

[Xxunique32xX]

the baby iz cute n the boy is cute but i didnt like it sorrry t

[Xxunique32xX]

wow

[NinjaAttack98]

haha i was laughin my butt off when he was singing the "Phantom of The Opera"

[WonderWolf22]

hahahahaha you told me not to touch something thats not mine...So when you said that i went to my sisters room and touched everything in there and my sister came in and she was wondering what i wqas doing and i told her "ShayTard told me to do it!!!!"

[sofiasilly2]

Listen Shay my brother is in love with you....... he watches you 24\7 so can you do a show for him pleaseeeee!!! You might not do it so atleast tryy!!!! THX!!!

[cayla9i]

Mommytard... GET THE TWINKIES!!!!! at 4:27

[SORANDOM4877]

haha dont worry mommytard! i ALWAYS do that with my camra. good to know im not the only one.

[ForeverGal11]

Press 3: Nose Nose Nose!

[superawsomeblitz]

Lol at 00:41 he looks constipated! :D

[superawsomeblitz]

Lol at 00:42 he looks constipated.

[halonooblolz]

il take that 100 dollar bill

[susan19891231]

LOL daddyshard is sooo funny! He got so dispointed when sontard didn't say we go to heaven when we die.

[HorseLover771]

Viwer reads annotation *Don't rate this 5 stars just because this annotation told you to!*

Viewer- OK!

[SunandMarius]

We did something like that my senior year in high school. We painted our rival school's rock our school color (green). Go Cranston East!

[Fireburnin21]

5:32 The captions say allot of you lot of good injections XD

[Fireburnin21]

I could eat ten times half a sub samwich

[tvrule]

Well Shay when my dad was a kid he found a check for like$10,500 and he picked it up and brought it to the address on the check

[superawsomeblitz]

@tvrule dude why would ur dad bring it back?

[tvrule]

@superawsomeblitz He brought it back beacuse it was the right thing to do, and he was only 10, but when he returned it the lady gave him like $100 JUST for bringing it back

[Banana8738]

@tvrule I would've kept the check!

[deekaygee33]

part 1?

[FortenberryJam]

@deekaygee33 he thought the vlog would be too long so he uploaded two that day

[deekaygee33]

@FortenberryJam

oh thanks for letting me know :)

[FortenberryJam]

@deekaygee33 welcome :)

[birkholz0930]

"that bird is..........sleeping" hahahahahahahahaha.

[2lukeg]

"Anyway, one night we were doing it"

That's what she said.

[2lukeg]

"Sorry honey, I was playing with that mans nipples"

[rayray123116]

You have a terrible beach... Please borrow mine

[MultiNinjaCupcake]

MOTHERFRIGGINGPHANTOMOFTHEOPER­A!

[NaeLJoyce]

I do that arm thing with my nieces and nephews all the time. haha.

[Xemily014X]

awhh baby tard is super gorgeous!! :)

[zecroshac]

Thumbs up if you saw a FedEx car at the beginning :D

[kaleegrl112]

10:12 "That bird is sleeping" hahahahahah

[mario157ize]

Anyone else get scared by the "hey" at the beginning of the video?

[sticklysickly22]

thats funny i actually found a 100 dolllar bill on the ground in a parking lot

[flywithme091]

@sticklysickly22 did u take it?

[sticklysickly22]

babytard will be beautiful when she gets older

[lukiedukesma09]

i'm 16 weeks pregnant and i have a 2 year old son as well! I THINK YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE COOKING THING! i dont do like Mcdonalds much or anything for myself, but i do mcdonalds for my son or subway or pizza....cause i just DONT want to cook...

[jessicab1223]

Lol he looks like jack black in this vid XD

[HelloImGabbyyy]

if it is a thousand dollars i would go and ''bring'' it back to the person.

[CubesOfTheWorld]

This was the very first vlog that I had watched. i still remember how crazy i thought you were 2 years ago

[tomboy2122]

"why is micheal Jackson runnung down the track! he's dead!"

[nordinwantscandy]

thumbs up if you came here to see somenes arm getting ripped of 0__0