Nostalgia Critic - Alaska 1/2

[Honey360Bee]

I really liked this movie for what it was when it first came out. I thought it was a good movie to watch for its time.

[xDangerouslyAwkwardx]

5:49 Dang it, Critic! I was hoping for a reference to The Lord of the Rings after that rant!

"You wish now that our places had been exchanged... than I had died and Boromir had lived."

"Yes... I do wish that."

[MrDikeIke]

wait you been on alaska? wow is it worth to go on a trip or something like that

[donlantez]

Connor?!?! Funny how his character in Angel doesn't like his dad either...

[CrystalStarlight95]

When the Critic says "BEAR BALLS" he actually spits. If you look closely you can see it flying xD

[Honey360Bee]

@CrystalStarlight95 I never noticed that before. That's kind of cool that you caught that. But kind of gross that he spit. But he didn't know that he did. So its all good.

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

hehe... I love how NC said Les Miserables. Lay Misair-AH-Bluh.

[IWantLindseyToWantMe]

@IWantLindseyToWantMe I know that's t-e-c-h-n-i--c-a-l-l-y how you pronounce it, but he just said it so funny xD

[LadyCorsaires]

I choose "eaten by a polar bear" it's would make this movie so much more funny. Imagine them going through all that crap with the bear cub to find out it had eaten there mother.

[ThomasVeggieDramaFan]

"CLEAR! YOUR CLEAR, CLEAR, CLEAR! YOUR CLEAR, CLEAR, CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR! Clear!

[dftbawolf]

i used to live in alaska.

[CrystalMouse1]

@dftbawolf I was raised in Alaska. This movie is soooo not accurate. We used to laugh at it for all the defects :P

[MegaAchilles23]

1:32

I'm a bear. Put your head in my mouth.

[FudgePackProductions]

LMFAO at the woman in the zoo. Sorry.

[Applemask]

"Directed by Fraser C. Heston". Yes, that's his kid.

[gorosaurus23]

When ever the Eagle whistles, Im like "Hedwig, Damn its still Alaska..."

[tiamat234]

the devil the devil goes to when the devil is not being devilish enough

yeah...say that 666 times fast!

[macgeek2004]

Dammit, Sarah Palin would've made this fuckin' movie better. Lol!

[Frozone470]

"Which makes Big Bad Hesty MAD!" I freakin love how he says that XD

[Chrisy45054]

06:54 - 7:08 : I now speak for all bronies and pegasises when I say: If Fluttershy saw this, she would so want them dead.

[HeavyWeaponsBaby]

@Chrisy45054 Pinkie would not be happy too. NO PONY would be.

[grievous549]

@Chrisy45054 Your an embarrassment to the world and a cancer, kill yourself.

[mariodude1sonicman2]

I think she died by illness

[scottski02]

Watching Batman and Robin should have been a choice of death for the kid's mother.

[TPrower]

"Duhh, we no see your daddy!"

Worst. Rescue crew. EVER.

And the son? He's almost as big of a douche as that adultering postman in The Tommyknockers.

[VengadorDorado91]

Bear!

I'm Batman!

[clashrogers]

Can you believe that the kid is Pete Campbell from Mad Men?

[TheKaijuCritic94]

ok first off, POLAR BEARS DON'T LIVE IN ALASKA!!!

[billa107]

Bear. Enough said.

[dolphincrescent54]

If it was a girl it would have BEAR BOOBS!!! (thunder sound effect)

[dolphincrescent54]

If the hunter was mr cherry wood, he would say the care BEARS!!

[QueenOfDouchebagland]

I pick Iron Maiden

[SalemGreywolf]

and no nobody will miss him, next!

[Tassadarky]

1:52 - I saw the story behind that clip and all I have to say is that that dumbass woman had it coming; she jumped over 3 BARRIERS so she could get a better picture and (what a surprise!) the polar bear grabbed her. The worst part of that video is that she survived to breed more stupid people.

3:42 - At 1st I was like, "Why would NC say that Street fighter is a bad game?" Then a realized it was the MOIVE adaptation. Oh, the horror...

[Lanternfan619]

The son is a DOUCHE.

[CashlessNick]

5:22 I choose "Beaten to Death Over a Stamp"

[SunflashTehMace]

@CashlessNick I call "Iron Maiden"

[Swordofswordom]

6:48 Hooray for the film tactic of "Make your audience hate the villains in any way possible, no matter how cheap".

[TeknoBoy]

1:00 I want to make a video game and I want that epic sound to play at the end of every level.

14:00 Wow, Alaskan Total Wipeout is a lot different from other shows.

[GoldmansNephew]

7:57 - I just remembered that guy's from Stargate.

[Pandreore]

5.20

I choose the polar bear

more realistic

[SpeedSlasher]

clear - bringing you completion of video games

[maniacaldude]

5:50-7:39 One the best parts of this review, where he totally calls this movie out on its bullshit.

[Achille12345]

Anyone else want to see Booby SLUT whores 28?

For the mother death I choose... "Executed by Culumbian Drug Lords!" That sound awesome!

HEY! 7:56 It's the General Hammond from Stargate, rest in peace man! =(

11:03 Epic moment. BEEEEAR! "Thunder Thunder"

13:51 BEAR BAAAAALS! "Dramatic music" "Thunder" Thunder"

[Achille12345]

I'm CLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EAAAAAARRRRR!!! Too! =D

[TheTeddy321]

So the poachers are like Team Rocket and the polar bears are Cubone and Marowak?

[billybillybobjim]

Did anyone else pick "Beaten To Death Over A Stamp"?

[sephiroth8261]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[BeatleBoy247]

I hope his next review is going to be Felidae.

[Sammy102093]

I keep replaying the first 10 seconds just for that comment

[MrImastinker]

Sarah Palin disliked this video. She's stupid.

[Trisrocks13]

He said les miserabla not les miserab. I know I didn't spell it right. This is to just show how he pronounced it. I know it's les miserables

[ovader1]

dude u r so frigging funny (last)

[gta4king1234]

03:17 That's alot of fish.

[VictorianDemon]

is it wrong for me to say that while i'm watching this, i'm wondering HOW THE FUCK THEY GOT TAYLOR FROM PLANET OF THE APES???????????????????

[offspringrlegendjd]

i'm sorry im a bit of a gun nerd, and the fact that the fucking morons that made this film gave that guy a double barrelled shotgun with a sniper on it made me piss myself laughing xD hahaha

[dolphincrescent54]

thumbs up if you paused at 5:22 to see what it read!

[zmbklr101]

CLEEEEEEAAAAAR!!!!!

[gorosaurus23]

Who noticed " Now with 10% MORE BOOBY!"

[EpicRyanSauceman]

Heh heh planet of the apes ... (last)

[desotowright]

It seems that the Nostalgia Critic has perfected his green screen effects and he's really flaunting it :)

[227ujo]

i chose Shot XD

[SSXTrickyFan1]

OOOOOOHHHHHHH SOOOOO CUUUUUDDLYYYYY- AHHHHHHH!!!!!!! GIANT MONSTERS LMAO

[anonomous1324]

"Beaten to death over a Stamp"

Where does he come up with this stuff?

[sirmugman]

@anonomous1324 i know like with the iron maiden one

[TestSubject147]

General hammond.........

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! not you anyone but you!!!!

[looney1023]

14:37 Dd he just call Alaska a COUNTRY? IT'S A STATE YOU MORON! How the hell did they make a movie called ALASKA and not know that it's part of the USA??? SERIOUSLY! This needs to be answered!

[wildrory]

finally

[Mewtwo444]

@RinoaAngelwings696 The first street fighter was never popular it was the second one that made it famous.

[RinoaAngelwings696]

@Mewtwo444 Oh thanks for letting me know :D

[Mewtwo444]

@RinoaAngelWings696

Street fighter the first game wasn't popular ever its the second one that made it so famous.

[Frozone470]

Holy shit, I remember this movie............. even at the age of 5, I hated it

[ThePsychoReturns]

Mantracker can determine your age, height, weight, direction, speed and astrological sign by examining the tree you brushed past, and these guys can't see a light aircraft in plain view after three passes.

This movie isn't giving a lot of credit to the skill of search and rescue teams.

[sL73v3n]

Holy hell that's a nice singing voice NC xD

[6684lillian]

When I went to ALaska the natives told me there were no polar bears in the state.

[v9earthshine318]

7:56 General Hammond from Stargate SG-1? What are you doing here?!

[CHCHuser]

While this movie (to me) was forgettable, I still remembered that scene where the poacher was teasing the cub with the skin of the dead mother.

[Leoofmoon]

Bear!

[HethrinLives]

I want a "CLEAR!!!" movie now.

[Dop122]

Sarah Palin is Stupid but she's sexy as hell

[CoolioVids101]

eaten by a polar bear! YES THAT ONE

[CoolioVids101]

hey hocus pocus girl

[KaptinKilla]

Oh hey! Another movie that I've actually seen! I concur with Doug.

[sirmugman]

wait wait wait she was killed by iron maiden? dude that much have been some contrect! at least with metlica you only get hurt ear drums

[SkyStained]

I apologise, I can't sit through this film without making this joke:

"Lions and tigers and BEARRRRRS, oh my!"

[Fadeintodust]

NO, THE QUALITY IS TOO CLEAN! I CAN SEE HIS NOSE HAIRS!

[Fadeintodust]

@Fadeintodust The NC scenes, in case you didn't know.

[Seiko300]

Pick one : Illnes - Hanging - shot - Poisoned - Broken Heart - Stabbed - Fell of Cliff - Car Crash - Electrocuted - Drowning - Beheaded - Beaten to Death Over a Stamp - Executed by Columbian Drug Lords - Impaled - Iron maiden - Sawed in Hals - Eaten by Polar Bear

[TeenageNintendoGamer]

Plus, it's represented by a BEAR.

[TheBigMan0706]

5:22 I don't see "Being in this crap movie" being a choice of death

[supermike12321]

bear!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mjkman94]

Lmaoo u sure its clear?

[ninjadnice]

What version of street fighter was that???

[SuperTomServo]

@ninjadnice street fighter the movie the game

[TheBigMan0706]

@ninjadnice The one based off of the Movie

[Shmuklidooha]

But street fighter was popular >_>

[MegaMonsterZilla]

magnificent video,making one stupid movie into a much more shitty movie

[SuperTomServo]

you what the eagle is another symbol of? the post office. GIVE ME MY MAIL YOU FUCKING OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Applemask]

@SuperTomServo Yeah well my Tornac is my fist, and it's telling me to collide very harshly with your face GIVE ME MY MAIL

[DAReich1231]

you are talking about one of my favorite childhood movies......not cool man

[DoctorOctagonapus21]

First!

Holy Crap, it's General Hammond!