You're too funny! I love your rant! I'm not religious either and that "jesus is my boyfriend" thing is pretty stupid. I hear it a lot when I use to visit baptist churches in the Bronx. That's probably why I'm a humanist - being good without ANY superstition and without superiority.
@SintualEvents whats so surprprising? black people insist on putting a slant on EVERYTHING to the point of it making no sense YO! know watt um sayin YO? dig G! uhhh, uhhhh , uhhhh , no what um sayin yo? sup g? lol
I believe as a Black Christian woman that Jesus Christ can be a companion because He wants us to have a close and intimate relationship with Him because He died for our sins so that we may have eternal life in Him. But for Black Christian women to say that are acting religious and putting up a front to hide the deep rooted bitterness that they have towards men based on negative past experiences.
Lol. Haha! It would sound crazy to most people. I fondly remember feeling that way at one point though. I had a saying "Jesus is my number one lover!" He still is but...I was so in love with God and if it weren't for realizing that I could love God by loving my (at that time, potential, somewhere over the rainbow) husband because I'd be going right along with His design in Genesis, I'd be like Paul, who stated something similar, preferring celibacy to marriage.
The black community? Okay, you're right, but the "Jesus is my boyfriend" thing started in the white churches, not the black churches. They've been suffering from this insidious cancer for far, FAR longer.
He’s not your home boy, your boy friend your baby daddy, husband man, none of that. The messiah is the king of kings and masters or masters act like it. I so dislike when chicks say that.
LOL! Thank you! Thank you so much! This is LITERALLY one of the funniest videos I have ever seen here on youtube before. You just made my Monday! Thank you!
YO! My sister, YOU ARE NOT LYING! I WAS IN A CHURCH ONE SUNDAY LISTENING TO SOME CRAZY AZZ "SANCTIFIED" HEFFA TALK THAT CRAZY SHIT! OH! WOW! YOU GOT ME ROLLING WITH THAT ONE!
Yo! this bitch was up there giving testimony, talkin bout some: "Oo! won't ya juz let da lawd make luv to ya!"
And you know dem other hoes in da church was going right along with this dumb broad?!! LOL! Some sisters take church too far! Trying to replace their husbands with Jesus!
HIGH-LIRIOUS VIDEO!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOO GLAD YOU'RE BACK OMG!!! I had NEVER heard such a thing in my life hahaha!!! I need to go to the States ASAP!!! OMG Erica you just KILLED me!
Pardon my rant. But just further shows the psychosis of the female mind. It's bad enough that us men can never be all you want us to be; that we are always on the receiving end of the complaining, nagging, JUDGMENTS, and arguing, which drives us away; we never have enough money to take care of a grown ass woman; that you just complicate the simplest things, that we always have to change, never you. Now, we have to compete with a character in the bible that doesn't physically exist today?
Jesus as a boyfriend? I said back in 1995 this was the case with the majority of black women in the church. Being in an imaginary love relationship with a blond haired, blue-eyed picture of a hippie in a white robe is nothing short of white identification and mental illness. You might as well go out and get yourself a white supremacist. This is braintrashing at its worst!
@painless78.....I will as soon as you do. Over here acting like a victim. You were the one starting shit with me first. Now, you wanna play Mr.Innocent.
@yvessaintlaurent88 grow the hell up!. It is women like you that give other women a bad name. You troll your ass around here starting mess. But I will not be entertained. Get your ass a life and leave me the hell alone...stalker!
@painless78......Are you SERIOUS? LOL You tellin' ME to grow up? You were the one under my video under a real TROLL account talking shit to me. You are something else, man.
@yvessaintlaurent88 you have me confused with someone else. But look for me to no longer entertain your childish games. You need to mental help. I hope you find it. No need reply...its over bye..bye. And by the way ....you have been BLOCKED! Have a nice life...not really.
@painless78......MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! LMFAO I LOVE messing with you!! Eat a dick and DIE BITCH!!! DIE HOE!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOO!!
Yeah.. too right mate.. 'Jesus is my boyfriend' is just twisted. It sounds like one of those hysterically theatrical things religious people say to compete for who's the most religiously righteous and 'gifted'. What a load of bull.. it really is just hysterical garbage.. I agree entirely with what you say in this broadcast.
Love, peace and light to you Erika.. you're so cool :-) x
This is just like that stupid saying they use when they say ..... The only man I need in my life (in reference to their son)
It's all just sickening, if someone would record them saying this shit... and play it back for them, I wonder would they realize how stupid, crazy, and incestuous this mess sounds
It's even worse when well meaning but idiotic Christians used to tell me when I was single, "don't worry about a finding a man, date God. Let God be your husband." Bleh.
IM A CHRISTIAN AND JESUS SHOULDN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND ... HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE A MAN ...A LIFE PARTNER(GET MARRIED) HE SHOULD BE UR HEAVENLY FATHER AND SAVIOR.... IF ANYONE WOMAN CALLS JESUS THERE BOYFRIEND THEN THEY ARE NUNS OR JUST TOO UGLY TO GET A MAN
Peace and Hotep Sister. Thank you for the post. Unfortunately for a people thats been damaged, destroyed, and stripped mentally this is what is now comes down to.
If our people read about the Mythical Christ and the Actual christ, they would change this way of thinking. The Christian faith belongs to Tamahu, so our people are wasting time embracing this religion. Just my opinion. Peace
@MrSoulnblack......LMBAO???? You of ALL people should NOT be typing that being as white as you are. Soul n WHITE. You ain't no brother. You're a cracker. You kissed so much white ass in your life, you finally turned white yourself. LOL Don't try to be down now, cracker. Don't dare try to be down. Over there with them dreads trying to be afrocentric.
SintualEvents: Our people have also been taught to sit back and wait on the Rapture as if doing something about our situations right now doesn't exist. Somebody needs to do a video about how religion will make you retarded and will keep you from living your life. People will eventually find out that religion is a lot like slavery all over again.
"I DON'T NEED A MAN, JESUS IS MY BOYFRIEND" simply translates to " I'm not fuckin interested in you, so please get the fuck out of my face and leave me alone". Woman uses that as an excuse so that the dude can leave her alone. Now I'm pretty sure that if she knew that he was a millionaire, she would be all over him and even say yes after he ask her out.
You're too funny! I love your rant! I'm not religious either and that "jesus is my boyfriend" thing is pretty stupid. I hear it a lot when I use to visit baptist churches in the Bronx. That's probably why I'm a humanist - being good without ANY superstition and without superiority.
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@SintualEvents whats so surprprising? black people insist on putting a slant on EVERYTHING to the point of it making no sense YO! know watt um sayin YO? dig G! uhhh, uhhhh , uhhhh , no what um sayin yo? sup g? lol
hevy99 2 months ago
LMAO!!!! You are so damn funnY!!!!!
Banksparty4 3 months ago
Where are you????? I miss you and your videos!
SamHeald 3 months ago
I believe as a Black Christian woman that Jesus Christ can be a companion because He wants us to have a close and intimate relationship with Him because He died for our sins so that we may have eternal life in Him. But for Black Christian women to say that are acting religious and putting up a front to hide the deep rooted bitterness that they have towards men based on negative past experiences.
mercyhurstchic 3 months ago
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mercyhurstchic 3 months ago
Black women go bonkers for jesus dick.
klondon18 4 months ago
Lol. Haha! It would sound crazy to most people. I fondly remember feeling that way at one point though. I had a saying "Jesus is my number one lover!" He still is but...I was so in love with God and if it weren't for realizing that I could love God by loving my (at that time, potential, somewhere over the rainbow) husband because I'd be going right along with His design in Genesis, I'd be like Paul, who stated something similar, preferring celibacy to marriage.
arielifeoma 7 months ago
The black community? Okay, you're right, but the "Jesus is my boyfriend" thing started in the white churches, not the black churches. They've been suffering from this insidious cancer for far, FAR longer.
sigmaK9 8 months ago
I had a date with a woman who is mentored by the church to have dates with Jesus on Friday night. Needless to say I dumped that crazy woman.
skerryred 8 months ago
He’s not your home boy, your boy friend your baby daddy, husband man, none of that. The messiah is the king of kings and masters or masters act like it. I so dislike when chicks say that.
nomyaw 8 months ago
where r u ? D:
MissBarbieDollTM 9 months ago
LOL! Thank you! Thank you so much! This is LITERALLY one of the funniest videos I have ever seen here on youtube before. You just made my Monday! Thank you!
May the Creator bless you!
realmanallen73 10 months ago
lol. Lol. LOL. LO fucking L!!!!!
YO! My sister, YOU ARE NOT LYING! I WAS IN A CHURCH ONE SUNDAY LISTENING TO SOME CRAZY AZZ "SANCTIFIED" HEFFA TALK THAT CRAZY SHIT! OH! WOW! YOU GOT ME ROLLING WITH THAT ONE!
Yo! this bitch was up there giving testimony, talkin bout some: "Oo! won't ya juz let da lawd make luv to ya!"
And you know dem other hoes in da church was going right along with this dumb broad?!! LOL! Some sisters take church too far! Trying to replace their husbands with Jesus!
realmanallen73 10 months ago
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I GUESS US BLACKMEN CAN START SAYING : "I DONT NEED A WOMAN BECAUSE MARY IS MY GIRLFRIEND !!! " LMAO
micpeee 10 months ago
JESUS IS MY BOYFRIEND!?!?! LOL niggas is crazy! Thats stupid! Just like i hate that
picture of sexy jesus, shirt off all buff, hands tied and dreds in Black hair salons...I call that Sexy jesus! LOL
themysteryrapper 10 months ago
HIGH-LIRIOUS VIDEO!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOO GLAD YOU'RE BACK OMG!!! I had NEVER heard such a thing in my life hahaha!!! I need to go to the States ASAP!!! OMG Erica you just KILLED me!
!Nat!
Natinat 11 months ago
Pardon my rant. But just further shows the psychosis of the female mind. It's bad enough that us men can never be all you want us to be; that we are always on the receiving end of the complaining, nagging, JUDGMENTS, and arguing, which drives us away; we never have enough money to take care of a grown ass woman; that you just complicate the simplest things, that we always have to change, never you. Now, we have to compete with a character in the bible that doesn't physically exist today?
KennethHagans 11 months ago
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TheLeroyRadioShow 11 months ago
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bqx4u2 11 months ago
OOohhh!! Heyyy guuurl!! Missed your vids!!! :))
Even though it's a rant, I love it anyway!! Woot Woot!!!!
^_^ Loves!! ^_^ Miss Kitty
KittyCatMo 11 months ago
hahahaaaa lol i agree fully right these women r so minipulated
Enlightenedtruth777 11 months ago
I'm a Chrisitan, and I have not heard anybody say this outside of the song "boyfriend" by Kierra Sheard.
internetfan2005 11 months ago
@internetfan2005 What is a christian?
aiynaiy 11 months ago
Jesus as a boyfriend? I said back in 1995 this was the case with the majority of black women in the church. Being in an imaginary love relationship with a blond haired, blue-eyed picture of a hippie in a white robe is nothing short of white identification and mental illness. You might as well go out and get yourself a white supremacist. This is braintrashing at its worst!
aiynaiy 11 months ago
I GUESS US BLACKMEN CAN START SAYING : "I DONT NEED A WOMAN BECAUSE MARY IS MY GIRLFRIEND !!! " LMAO
micpeee 11 months ago
Damn I love you. lol. Finally a sista with some common sense.
damndisplace07 11 months ago
So true...blackwomen lose the feminist attitude...your making yourselves look like complete fools.
YoungRaWarrior 11 months ago
There ain't no man like Jesus......I can't stand that, but I find it comical...lol great video
painless78 11 months ago
@painless78......Shut your ugly ass up!!! Uneducated, ugly, black bastard!!!
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@yvessaintlaurent88 go to hell heffa!
painless78 11 months ago
@painless78.....I will as soon as you do. Over here acting like a victim. You were the one starting shit with me first. Now, you wanna play Mr.Innocent.
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@yvessaintlaurent88 grow the hell up!. It is women like you that give other women a bad name. You troll your ass around here starting mess. But I will not be entertained. Get your ass a life and leave me the hell alone...stalker!
painless78 11 months ago
@painless78......Are you SERIOUS? LOL You tellin' ME to grow up? You were the one under my video under a real TROLL account talking shit to me. You are something else, man.
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@yvessaintlaurent88 you have me confused with someone else. But look for me to no longer entertain your childish games. You need to mental help. I hope you find it. No need reply...its over bye..bye. And by the way ....you have been BLOCKED! Have a nice life...not really.
painless78 11 months ago
@painless78......What a coward. Talking about you gone block me. You ALREADY did that. Remember? LOL!
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@painless78..............Low down dirty BASTARD! Bring your ass back over here so I can own the shit out of your old ass!!!
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@painless78......MUTHAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! LMFAO I LOVE messing with you!! Eat a dick and DIE BITCH!!! DIE HOE!!! PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! ROFLMMFAOOOOOOOOO!!
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
@painless78......Chew on a big, juicy, fat sack of nuts BITCH!!!
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
Yeah.. too right mate.. 'Jesus is my boyfriend' is just twisted. It sounds like one of those hysterically theatrical things religious people say to compete for who's the most religiously righteous and 'gifted'. What a load of bull.. it really is just hysterical garbage.. I agree entirely with what you say in this broadcast.
Love, peace and light to you Erika.. you're so cool :-) x
VITASart 11 months ago
This is just like that stupid saying they use when they say ..... The only man I need in my life (in reference to their son)
It's all just sickening, if someone would record them saying this shit... and play it back for them, I wonder would they realize how stupid, crazy, and incestuous this mess sounds
lovie2000 11 months ago
Jackhammer Jesus anyone?
octoberkittycat 11 months ago
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Just stop and take a look at who says this........just take a look........lol
Whatthefuggie 11 months ago
This made me laugh hilariously.
moonfire41 11 months ago
It's even worse when well meaning but idiotic Christians used to tell me when I was single, "don't worry about a finding a man, date God. Let God be your husband." Bleh.
moonfire41 11 months ago
IM A CHRISTIAN AND JESUS SHOULDN'T BE YOUR BOYFRIEND ... HE WANTS YOU TO HAVE A MAN ...A LIFE PARTNER(GET MARRIED) HE SHOULD BE UR HEAVENLY FATHER AND SAVIOR.... IF ANYONE WOMAN CALLS JESUS THERE BOYFRIEND THEN THEY ARE NUNS OR JUST TOO UGLY TO GET A MAN
miamibabii77 11 months ago
@miamibabii77 hahaha!!! @ that last statement
JustChillin67 11 months ago
You should have asked her hows their sex life?
jorluiseptor 11 months ago
Peace and Hotep Sister. Thank you for the post. Unfortunately for a people thats been damaged, destroyed, and stripped mentally this is what is now comes down to.
If our people read about the Mythical Christ and the Actual christ, they would change this way of thinking. The Christian faith belongs to Tamahu, so our people are wasting time embracing this religion. Just my opinion. Peace
dukejah88 11 months ago
OMg your soo funny. Maybe they call their vibrator Jesus! I knew a woman that called her dog Selassie. but we won't go there
MicrosoftsourceCode 11 months ago
LMBAO! Too Funny!
MrSoulnblack 11 months ago
@MrSoulnblack......LMBAO???? You of ALL people should NOT be typing that being as white as you are. Soul n WHITE. You ain't no brother. You're a cracker. You kissed so much white ass in your life, you finally turned white yourself. LOL Don't try to be down now, cracker. Don't dare try to be down. Over there with them dreads trying to be afrocentric.
yvessaintlaurent88 11 months ago
HELLO!
ayanaweaver 11 months ago
SintualEvents: Our people have also been taught to sit back and wait on the Rapture as if doing something about our situations right now doesn't exist. Somebody needs to do a video about how religion will make you retarded and will keep you from living your life. People will eventually find out that religion is a lot like slavery all over again.
MrCovering 11 months ago 18
@MrCovering Hello! Thank you!
lonelygurl8305 11 months ago
@MrCovering - if you really want to get technical, it was because of slavery that Americans of African descent even became Christians!
mrlopez2681 6 months ago
I'm a Christian but that bothers me too! I think a lot of black women say that to fill a void in their life. And yes, it is stupid.
basketballbabe03 11 months ago 10
It's dumb because he doesn't exist! Haha!
RadicalVideos 11 months ago
ignorance dwell in all communities
smiles:shontaeale
shontaeale 11 months ago
No! God cant be your boyfriend, but he replaces that longing for a relationship from a man!..so its no stupid..just out of context!
ncstateofmind 11 months ago
@ncstateofmind so I guess god is santa clause for adults?
c6ft2006 11 months ago 2
Thank You for saying this!
c6ft2006 11 months ago
that's from black women who have given up on a healthy relationship with a man
jody808 11 months ago
"I DON'T NEED A MAN, JESUS IS MY BOYFRIEND" simply translates to " I'm not fuckin interested in you, so please get the fuck out of my face and leave me alone". Woman uses that as an excuse so that the dude can leave her alone. Now I'm pretty sure that if she knew that he was a millionaire, she would be all over him and even say yes after he ask her out.
r25rjr 11 months ago
girl you are funny.
angielooo 11 months ago
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r25rjr 11 months ago