How to Survive a Zombie Attack : Learning Zombie Survival Skills

[varun009]

it finally happened. A redneck fucked a nerd. ladies and gentlemen, i give you the rednerd.

[notsofunnyperson123]

this is how i am going to suvive 2012.its going to happen cuz of the fukin terrorists nukes!

[voudochild]

it s obviously the living dead ! DUHH!!!! XD

[samuelsmellmyfarts]

@andreasm45 dude one day zombies and humans will live together peacefully but first their will be a huge war probably last i oh i don't know 20 to 30 years. plus im ready for zombie apocalypse i got a machete and a tactical shotgun i have precisely 1,290 rounds in a satchel which i will carry and it locks so if i fall the ammo wont come out. plus if there is one i suggest to to travel in a group of 5 or 6 being alone is scary your gonna want someone there. make sure they have good guns.

[Mrannoyingorange35]

i belive that there will after all dead bodys my just come back alive

[ChrisLevelUp]

why don't you wear lynx chocolate? the advert says you turn into a chocolate man and zombies only want to eat flesh...

[deaht0620]

lock and load bitches

[masterofgames12345]

to hell to the people who say just shoot them

what if you ran out of ammo?

and what if your gun breaks?

there wont be a random chalk thing where you can make your own guns on the wall

dumbasses T_T

[interluderules]

if the military would instantky come and kill the first zombies then there would be no appocalipse or any of that crap

[John2find]

@interluderules 12-12-2012 not the date down interluderules the day of Zombie Apocalypse. Thumbs up if you agree Guys.

[rulerofmetroid]

i think the world is gonna end in appocolypse

[mistershoopdawoop]

PREPARE FOR THE OUTBREAK this warning isnt for making you scared, the zombies will really come and get YOU and your friends. so be prepared and survive.

[Bronzemovies]

Just kill all sons of bitches :D

[66greedo]

i dont get the living dead part because if yor dead your dead

[SpartanLaserFreak]

@66greedo, when you're dead. you don't move. the living dead walk around and eat your mother fucking brains out. its pretty straight forward.

[goarmy979]

its always been my dream for a zombie apocalypse but i know its never gonna happen becouse their not real and i cant believe theres people who actually believe in zombies

[haloroxman]

all this is a lie heres mine ellis's rochelle's coach's nick's and lord knows how many more people:Rule 1 and only 1:kill all sons of bitches

[JackHactatei1]

what does the zsa stand 4

[JacobByus]

there will never be a zombie "apocalypse" there are too many people like me (rednecks with over 50 guns who know how to use them), so, there may be an outbreak :)

[TheGFtrooper]

what about ''blassets'' i mean those things are friggin fast no one can out-run one of them they got about four legs , unknown animal head, and they have a mutated fangs of a spider

[shotgunzkillzombies]

if zombies do take over than imma be the guy wit a shotgun a rifel and 2 pistols running around killing them woooooooooooo

[darkflamebeast]

14 zombies were offended by this

[thezombiereviwer]

Informative!

[adamadam38]

fuck this shit lock and load

[punkniko321]

its nice to know our eyes are safe from the zombies :)

[Peopleisgta]

Ok so if zombies can't swim and are brain dead then how the feck can they even walk?!

[pyrokiddd]

Zombie=Dead Guy

Mummy=Dead Guy



[pyrokiddd]

A Zombie=A Mummy!

[MrSuPeRsLy21]

Yeeeeaaaahhhh buddy! When he pulled out that real sword, i damn near orgasmed! My primary weapon, katana! With that beastly sword on my fuckin back, who needs a 9 mm?!

[lochlandb]

@MrSuPeRsLy21 me

[Empage1986]

no sounds :(

[TorsoManza]

@Empage1986 your audio system must be messed up

[0987zxcv0987]

im just wondering if this is a joke.....

[wcstrickland1997]

@0987zxcv0987 omg...

[0987zxcv0987]

@wcstrickland1997 yeah well who the hell would spend so much time making like 8 videos and putting it on expert village? --____--

[wcstrickland1997]

@0987zxcv0987 OHHHHH. I thought you meant is this really how to survive a zombie attack and shit. lol my bad

[Nazydog675]

@LightSydeVick Relax! the are are thing is error , i typed are only not are are. And by the way You get mad very fast.

[Nazydog675]

Zombies may not run , but EVEN THEY WALK THEY ARE FAST! So don't stupidly say "Lets run towards the exit! they are so slow they can't reach us " THAT COULD LEAD TO DEATH!

[bitscher1]

you look like bam margera:O:D

[KongDonkeyKing]

I thought u guys where joking! But ur for real!

[DarkLaceLife]

why are zombies good at oral sex??? please reply and give me yur answer lol

[BatspindaVL]

@DarkLaceLife Because they can bite your dick off.

[DarkLaceLife]

@BatspindaVL good guess but thats wrong lol ill message yu the answer xD

[joshtre11]

@DarkLaceLife cause they eat whatevers in front of them

[joshtre11]

@DarkLaceLife cause they eat whatevers in front of them you got that from a movie

[P4R3NT4L4DVIS02Y]

SumTHinLik3San3 ... youre a psycho. im just gonna have to steal your gun, shoot your legs off and throw you off of your own antizombie fort into the horde. have a nice day.

[theleft4deadgod2]

zsa what is that mean they know whats going on

[DBarnes9009]

@tiagandremo no because virus's dont go from species to species ... sum do but not all, like the swine flu did and it was a big ass deal when it did

[SumTHinLik3San3]

If you dumbasses wld read a fucking book you wld be better equiped to deal with not just zombies but any major disaster. Hopefully u faggots will die early so I dnt have to play God n kill you. See you on Z-day bitches...ill be the one on the other end of the muzzle :)

[jhawley1995]

what is the zsa

[19KRIZZ91]

is that a roundsquare hat youre wearing??

[MsUsernamessuck]

it might just be a hunch but i think these guys know whats going on.

[DARKKNlGHT93]

if i was u guys i would get as many guns as i can get my hands on and go hide in a fort or some shit

[TheYaosuke]

wait if we all try to survive the zombie are never gonna be dead so we gonna be hiding for ever ....

[tiagandremo]

@TheYaosuke survive AND kill the people that are infected

[weege555]

what dies ZSA means?

zombie survival agency?

[egeseatr35]

u would btetter call bowser

[jpols01]

best car ever to get it

1) get a motorcycle

2) tape chainsaws to the front of each side

3) start it up

4) remember a mask and some gloves..

[StaleDonutPictures]

WAIT!! Zombies Dont exist!?!?!?!

So who the hell were those people I slashed to bits in the nursing home?

OOOOHHH DEAR!!

[billydakid3]

ducktape/ weild a pitch fork to a shot gun >:D should be epic :D

[naruto34561999]

@billydakid3 You could put a knife to a shot gun and stab em to death >:D

[joseph1004]

@naruto34561999 its called a bayonett

[Ubuntufrog]

this just makes me wanna play Resident Evil lol :)

[esfelectra]

ZSA

Zombie Survival academy

lol

[131313jester]

i smoke and kill zombies

[th3boy75]

Blow a blunt and bash a brain?

[andreasm45]

some day i know there ganna be zombies on earth

[echoside949692]

@andreasm45 zombies are already on earth

[AndrewZaidan]

@andreasm45 IKR! me 2

[youhimaru]

i wish the world can cheat it like in left 4 dead and be god mode so u canno die even u bitten ^^

[shadowcrap1]

IM NOT A HATER! but dont zombies not exist?

[mechanicalbu11]

zombies are sheeple. in an economic crash of our economy there will be massive zombie attracts so have plenty of ammo!

[MrMOOMBA99]

I understand 1000 percent zomnies dont exist

[StiffmeisterOfficial]

@MrMOOMBA99 Yet.

[ParaDiceAngel]

@MrMOOMBA99 Zomnies don't exist but zombies do.

[MrHalo3elite]

they have the best Survive a Zombie Attack videos i wish they were longer and thay were all together

[steltheffect]

hey! I'm part of the ZSA. zombies r so real!

[reaper51able]

that is soo awsome thanks fuck all haters they help u know

[IfyouneedTV]

thanks guys! you helped me out!

[heatnine]

zombies dont exist so you guys can stop arguing

[abuenaverga]

And the real voodoo zombies??

[CanadianWarrior100]

emeb what are you talking about if its about zombies then youre a retard if its about a game youre fine and if its about people then it also ok

[emeb1910]

oh ya that testo guys a noob dosent know any thing about zombies

[emeb1910]

actualy only 5

walker runer(like a witche) slinger(throws stuff at ut to infect u like a boomer or spiter from l4d)

brute(strong big breaks thru wall and ur baricades toast like a tank or charger from l4d)

and a athleat(might of spelt i wrong but its like a hunter frome l4d very fast can climb do lotzz of thing)

[adomenis]

there are 100000000000000000 types of zombies. :P

[jareth312]

are there only one kind of zombie or is there more?

[11nightmare511]

zombies cant clim so its a good idie to go in a tree

[hginct]

what about supplies?

[OrtonFan3212]

if you has weapons to keep killing them then yes it is

[soukupb]

ya but ur traped

[M00sicVideoMakingerz]

if someone died and came back to life they'd just be a normal person...to be a zombie someone would have to have some sort of infection...if they were the undead we just found a flaw in every hollywood movie with zombies

[necrid521]

but what if its caused by radiation

[M00sicVideoMakingerz]

i dnt quite understand

[necrid521]

i mean if radiation makes them come back

[M00sicVideoMakingerz]

well i can understand how radiation can reanimate life in dead bodies but only the ones that aren't so rotted that if they came back they could still function could come back and they would have less brain capacity and wud be radio active...if it was just in one area which it probably wud be the government wud seize the bodies at notice and perform experimentation

[Kevinyock]

Then they will be mutate like running(Never Happen)

[Tehhunter1]

at least we're prepared for this not happening (: just in case, you know

[ShriNeSiNnerodo]

Zombies arent undead they r just infected

[corpralbeast]

NO. there more than 1 type of zombie, theres the undead type and the infected type

[testofeagle]

yea everyone gets that wrong lol LEFT 4 DEAD INFECTED ZOMBIES,,,,NAZI ZOMBIES UNDEAD ZOMBIES

[Chowmeinaddict]

Doesn't CSA stand for computer security agency

[tobiownsall123]

ZSA"""" not CSA

[SelectionSmart]

I believe they said ZSA which i believe satnds for "Zombie Survival Association"

[shotgunpi]

tree houses would be best cuz they cant climb and you could zipline!

[mandomerc]

then u have to climb back up or zip to a lower bilding then climb a bigger one and zip down to the tree again *takes breath*

[MrNudlauge]

they would attack the tree^^

[jamcode45]

awesome i have a tree house and i can use my dads pistol and hunting rifle

[TheAwsumOne]

if you have an authentic suit of knight armor, they cant give you the zombie plague.

unless they like, overwhelm you and start ripping off your authentic suit of knight armor

[SuperDuperHillz]

but its heavey as hell like 200 pounds or if its fake its just a piece of crap

[sk8teboardElement]

dude the guy on 0:46 wears an element skateboard hat,does he sk8?

[blipbo]

ah crap sorry it got rated 1 star when i was trying to click the pause/play button, friggn mouse. if i woulda actually voted it woulda been 4 or 5 stars

[mushroomh3ad]

omg, he's not wearing glasses

[seany642]

you could use a monster truck to run em over that would be AUSOME and you could use a silencer pistle/auto gun and ya that would work i like the monster truck idia lol my fave :P XD

[jakeywakeywales]

zombies aint real

[yomomand]

lier!

[yumbogumbo15]

i would do what darkgaiasonic would do but not be on a school building go play left 4 dead they can get on a roof easy :P

[darkgaiasonic]

heres wat u do,

1-set up a base anywere BUT HOME

2-gathere up on weapons, not only guns are good but u want a melee weapons if u run out, like a combat knife or crowbar.

3.get to a high area, like a school building and hold out from there. if u seem to run out of ammo, find some cover IN OR OUT OF WERE U ARE.

4-.Get some partners to help u defend off them, because if they help, youll not only b stronger, but ull have more weapons ( if he has any).

[metalldude91]

darkgaiason -.- crowbar might work..combat knife won't..if u have like something long in steel let's say...ur dad has an old sabre or something,,an aluminium bat. just something that detroys the brain and won't u get into close combat...a long iron pipe would even work..as long as you hit their head hard so the brain take heavy dmg..kick em down with ur feet and kick him in head or jump on it..a knife would only work if u stabbed him in head...little to close to their mouth with ur hand :/

[ImpulseXproduction]

NOOOOOO

REALLY?!?!

YOU THINK?!?!

[ajholmez]

Wow...

[gitman555]

no shit their fake there just showing you how 2 survive its not like they infect ppl 2 make a youtube video

[metin2onlinerules]

bear grylls is fake, he films it in a studio with props, the animals are real but the surroundings are props......survivor man is the real deal

[Deuling1]

They make very realistic envornments.

What you just said was that they spend more money putting togethor a set than they could to just have him skydive into wherever the hell he's going. The skydive is several thousand, the set is like, 3 times that much. Also, if something were to go terribly wrong, as in he is about to die quite literally, then the crew with him help him. But I don't think that's happened.

Coinsadently, I'm wearing Bear Grylls trousers. XD

[danieljamespybus]

even if he wos u dont have to spoil it u spoilin twat

[Xxxfire45xxX]

Go to a cold place. Zombies have no body heat.

[Pimpbot1000]

yeah but what happens when you dont survive the cold either?

[Xxxfire45xxX]

One word:

Preperation. It's all a matter of endurance.

[thehilitereel]

Bring Bear Gryllz with you!

[0odarkheroo0]

a tank would be good cuz its not fast enough to flip and sturdy enough not to break plus you can rig it easy to have extra space and like turrets and stuff. and they should try like rigging a remote controled car with a turret and weapons just drive that to kill zombies and who canres if they flip it nobodys inside XD

[ResidentEvilLover147]

you can also describe them as dick heads

[zombiefan280]

0:16 camera man wants in the vid too

[littleboy565677823]

never use a gun with out a silencer then ur screwed lol and u should use a heavy veicle like a firetruck or a tank or something cuz it has more cover sorry 4 bad spelling to

[codyshumer]

The only problem about those heavy vehicles is that they are gas guzzlers.

[FlashBangGrenades]

silencers are still very loud its nothing like in the movies and a large vehicles flip easily at high speeds witch are necessary when escaping large groups of zombies.

[0odarkheroo0]

one exeption if your already being chased by a mob you dont need one

[0odarkheroo0]

oops sorry wrong guy XD

[0odarkheroo0]

one exeption if your already being chased by a mob you dont need one

[Crimsononic]

its supposed to be, its all a joke. look at there how to survive a zombie attack vehicles segment, its funny as hell

[zerk54]

Do you know what's really sad?

This is the most useful expert village video that I have seen.

[animelover901]

lol

[randomgit1]

lol

[Excalibur01]

what about the vids that shows you how to use guns, take apart guns, proper terms for guns?

[konoha1993]

amen man!

[MetalAddicted666]

@zerk54 true

[rossatkins2]

dawn of the dead

[MiniDudez]

Shaun of the dead all the way :D

[Skwerl132]

It's more likely that rather than "wanting to eat you", they would simply want to infect you to expand their army. They don't have to eat to "survive", they would simply want to spread the virus.

[THESTJIMMY118]

but thay cant think so thay wouldnt think about that

[Kiln223]

Dawn of the dead. Very cool, I thought land of the dead was a little lame.

[jublywubly]

The original Dawn of the Dead is better than the later version.

The original Day of the Dead is completely different and sicker than the later movie also called Day of the Dead.

Land of the Dead was pretty crap. lol The game is good though. A bit short, but easy enough to play and pretty scary!

[itachikisametobi]

dawn of the dead

[3oh3isamazing]

diary of the dead.

[scomviq]

they should do a video how to barricade a house!!!

[kyubipalex]

its gay becuz they are good nite hunters so when u sleep (the night prior to infection)if u survive that nite becuz ur lucky then there is a mass of zombies in the morning and u have a late start but then every1 knows then and they arm themselves

[ackofgod]

think. you wake up *youn* get breakfest look out the window "hey why is there a group of nearly closed people in the street, Hmmm better check it out". walk out "what the hell are you guys doing". zombie#1" eehh" *_*"that cant be good" the end.

[weloveanimetoo]

well those kind are only relistic when the zombies only a few weeks old. when it becomes a month or so they will slow down cus the muscle build would be deterierateing

[halowarsmyson]

but i thought they would be fast cause they have less weight

[weloveanimetoo]

nope, there body won't be geting the nutrition it needs, along with rigamortis. these 2 facter would slow the zombie down to almost a full stop.

[hishomie1]

True and they are like the dead alive and have rotten flesh which makes them even slower and if they ran they would fall liek dumbasses lmao xD

[weloveanimetoo]

lol

[hishomie1]

:p :D

[weloveanimetoo]

whats ur fav zombie movie?

[hishomie1]

Dawn of the Dead,You?

[weloveanimetoo]

shaun of the dead

[hishomie1]

Cool! :D

[TommyMyAHole]

same lol

[darkfangulas]

land of the dead