PIRATES FTW!

[Matoxhz]

AWESOME!

[donttouchmethere]

now thats a face for radio...

[TheNewZealandishBrit]

arg! matey

there were some pwnful laughs aboard yar jollyroger

yar yar

yoho and a bottle of rum!

[OnionBoy247]

Best jokes ever!

[CameronKabookie]

*favorited*

[undyingFTW]

Violets are blue,roses are red,we are coming aboard..PREPARE TO EAT LED...^^

[maxelloneal]

ar ye bitches XD

[Quitarias]

Pirates get more booty ?

Well damn me im going to the nearest pirate ship to sign up.Booty here i come...Im assuming you get where im coming from. ;)

[Mezrec]

I love this <3!

Also i love your little outfit, its so silly!

You rock

[itsthecrazeyfrog]

this was reallly funny im gonna tell my friends to c this and where are u from exactly?

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

oh thanks awesome, i'm from New Zealand

[Moelie15]

you are crazy

[pikupmyfork]

roflmfao hahaha you arrrggh amazing! ps: is red dye really banned in Australia?

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Haha thanks, and I have no idea i'm not from Australia

[wilkster07]

lol your vids are crazyyy

[Xanthius]

And you know, We all LOOVE da bootay! Hahah.

Always nice to see a fellow new zealander making some videos just for a laugh. Ya should check mine out at some point :p

[badrang4pwns]

... NO NINGAS FTW!

[flattop]

lol i did a video as a pirate,and used the same heart attack joke

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

lol nice

[linkinparkfan7222]

haha nice!

[RumorsProductions]

OMG this is like the greatest video ever

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

haha thanks, i'm glad you feel that way!

[Jephaslover13]

lol

go pirates

[bbgunsetsail]

ahah, that was soo cute.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks lol

[DOGperson629]

haha i love this vid. go pirates!

[darkguy9944]

looks like they get a lot of booty from you

[WildTiggerStallion]

AAAAAARRRRRR! Pirates rule!!!

[SammyCocoaBear]

more booty haha

[candiclaus]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

[andytherealfox]

ace

[autoparts001]

cute

but ninjas own...lol

[Ghettoman30002000]

lol

[TheWickedLoki]

"arrr" ahahha

[sleepysonic]

told ya you'd do good on this vid rache! :D

[Woodsman154]

Pirates get more booty lmao. Very true. 5/5

[SambaDisaWinner]

haha lol

[exiledvg]

nice!!

[ckcornflake]

this video = evidence that ninjas > pirates

[spanishcheese]

pirates are better than ninjas fundamentally NOT LOOKING AT NARUTARD!!!

[Punkgon]

donde te has dejao el sentido del riciulo? :S

[scarecrowbaines]

did you have to have that Chris crocker reference in this loll

[RP88888]

ermmmmmmmm well ermmmmmmm hmmm very random

[JDBW]

The only COOL pirates, are Jack Sparrow and the Pirates who don't do anything.

Other than that, NINJA'S Pwne Pirates, paticularly YOU.

Signed: A NINJA.

[JDBW]

..............Uh,

[shinodaa]

i beet if u where cute and skinny u get like 1 000 000 views cuz this is a fun video :>

[nizepart0015]

thats one sexy pirate!

[03dashk64]

Actually....out of every video  have seen, this made me laugh the hardest.

Freaking awesome!

Pirates! FTW!!!!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks XD

[maisur]

you are weird...

[eoreilly1994]

that should be counted as a point for the ninjas

[aqqavip]

facking fear that girl ...

[AKPuma1]

ROFL Pirates get more booty

[docjazz4]

lol, that was pretty good )

[TwinDragons310]

lol You said booty.

I vote for you!!!

[amssk8rgrl777]

That was actually really cool even tho I'm pro ninja.

[nahimnot]

HAHAAh.. fucking funny

[spuzmanX]

OMG hahahaha what do pirates think of chris crocker? hahahahahah

[mle011]

hahaha...upon a star....chris crocker is bizzare...funny!

[elitemarco]

Yeah!

Pirates FTW!

YAAARRRGHHH!!!

[michaelbt6959123]

lmao yeh go pirates!!!!!!

[wRonGEHZ]

AARRRRRGH xD

lol ^^

[LogandJam]

ill show you why ninjas are better

[vilefang]

yaargh priates kickzerz buttzers! on ninjasses

[Willzorh]

Actually fed514 2 posts below me, those are not called pirates-hardly, those are called criminals and terrorists. So I guess this is ninja vs. terrorist? Nice.

[izizack]

your a butt pirate lmao!

[234yehaw]

cheesy, but it still made me laugh

[fed514]

pirates win and pirates fail. why? cuz ninja fail at adapting. WE know thet there are no longer feudal japanese assasins, however, we do know pirates have in fact modernized, trading in their cutlass for ak47 and galleon for hitech ships. Today instead of only robbing merchant and private ships, they also rob cruise liners. pirates have adapted, ninjas are no more.

[luvlost]

what FTW

[claytkeefer]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­

[FrenchieCD24]

FUCK YEAH PIRATE!!

[djwilko7]

hmmmm, how much do you wanna win this comp lol

[CoolDre80]

win

[19beautifulamazing]

haha

[TheVillainOfThePiece]

PIRATES FTW! Yay.

[TallDwarf8472]

In a word, nice. Go pirates.

[SwimLegend3491]

hahahahah how much caffeine did u have before this video? hehehe jk

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Lol surprisingly none!

[leedrew06]

yay pirates!!

[klaptrapboy]

pirates ftLOSE!!!

[turtlez6923]

LOL that was so funny!

[AndPious]

W00T!

[brandonvily]

how did the pirate lose his eye... fill in the blank.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

he was wearing the wrong gang colourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[terrasrevenge]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[darkguy9944]

pirates get all the money but then the ninjas come on board at ninja and assassinate them.

[AnimalDeStuff]

Nah. ninjas come on board and get shot.

[darkguy9944]

ninja use guns to

[hansyplayer]

dude thats not what booty means......

[darkguy9944]

ninjas are active in the sack pirates just smack the girls up.

[BerryScary16]

NINJAS SUCK PIRATES ROCK!

NINJAS SUCK PIRATES ROCK!

NINJAS SUCK PIRATES ROCK!

NINJAS SUC.....ok you get the point right?

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

WOOOOO!

[trundle209]

I bet your throat hurts now after all that yarrrr

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOL it really did

[colleenmcd]

um...odd much??...how old is she like 50?

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

aw do i really look that old :-/

[Aaronisyahoo]

NINJAS FTW!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

NEVER!

[ninjafan15]

what does FTW mean?

[darkguy9944]

for the win

[RainbowNinjaSkittles]

for the win

[MissAlissa15]

pirates pwn ninjas.

great video.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

woo! THANKS

[OddlyAppropriate]

good vid!! cuite :P

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks ^__^

[HalfScottishGuy]

lol, pirates totally get more booty than ninja's =P

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Heck yes they do!

[melissa014]

hahaha, that was good

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

THANKS XD

[AndySmithy]

Haha, this is great!

Thanks for submitting 5*

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks ! my pleasure! and thanks!

[flammablefeline]

ahhhh Harrrrrrrrrrrrr

I know where you got your nifty accesories from :-P

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

HAHAHA! I told you you'd see why I was getting them LOL!!

[ThePwnyExpress]

oh, and i have one i saw on a shirt...

To err is human. to ARRRGH is pirate!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

HAHA nice shirt!!! i'd love a shirt that said that!!

[ThePwnyExpress]

i love the last one

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks ha!

[KDnSTFExx]

hahh! amazingg jokeeess! lol =]

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks!

[DiscussToUnderstand]

great vid

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks ^__^

[ilike2burnthing]

ninjas FTW :P

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

NEVER!

[justanotherkiwi]

CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR xD love it Rache you seem to be the best comedian ive come across when it comes to originality i duno if its a word but meh i just made it up xD.

~Jayson

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

HAHA yay thanks Jayson!!!

[justanotherkiwi]

hehe your welcome =).

~Jayson

[AndrewBravener]

omgggg, you remind me of my father. The jokes that make you groan because they are so bad, but you laugh because there are just that bad. hahah loved it.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

HAHA!! yeh thats the kinda angle i was going for lol, yeh I have a friend who makes the LAMEST jokes ever...needless to say she helped me out with these ones HA!

[ainjelofdeath]

ROFL hilarious buuut...ninjas can OOOWWNNN pirates NINJA FTW !! >=D

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOLz thanks ...but NEVER!

[Junoluvsu]

Oh My GOD

That was AWESOME

Im entering as a Pirate! Its on my list of videos to make! YAY

Ninjas SUCk

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

WOO!!!! Pirates FTW!!!

[Junoluvsu]

Im gonna go ahead and sound like an idiot but what the heck does FTW stand for!?

I cant figure it out!!!!! =[

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

oh hehe it means For The Win!

[DiscussToUnderstand]

It normally means F* the world...

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

lol WELL in this context it means something nicer

[DiscussToUnderstand]

which i am thannkful for. btw your puns make me happy

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[justanotherkiwi]

haha ive never figured ftw myself but its a good thing ... i think xD.

~Jayson

[sleepysonic]

HAHAHAHAHA OMG THAT WAS AWESOME.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

lol thanks steve!!!!!

[Cadegoestocollege]

HAHA so many ARGH jokes...lol

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

ARGH ME HEARTIES!

[hyperbunnyninja]

pirates are drunkards with skurvey while ninjas have super awesome fighting skills...NINJAS FTW!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOL drunk with skurvey is the WAY TO BE EVE!!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

that.. was amazing!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

haha thanks

[beth12210]

Wow... that was amazing!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks :-P

[annalyzation]

Hahahhaha, that was great. (:

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks!!

[erickj92]

LOL! that was awesome! keep makin then!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

thanks ^__^

[RockinBlueWit]

lmao, that was great :)

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

haha thanks!!

[thatzak]

I didn't know that they have pirates in New Zealand. Awesome video Rachel!

pirates ftw

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Ha! Pirates are everywhere and anywhere my friend!!!

thanks Zak ^___^

[JJWebshows]

omg haha lol i lauged so hard lol :)

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

yay!!

[rezurrxtion]

I think in a real life situation, ninjas would pwn pirates, no contest.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOLz in a real life situation ninjas dont even exist anymore!

[rezurrxtion]

That's what they just want you to think...

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOLZ

[Jessums31]

Omg Rache :'D

THIS WAS SO GOOD

Especially the many Arrrgh's :'D!!!

P.S Thumbnail FTW.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

lol YAY!!

..i cant see the thumbnail :-s it doesnt want to load for me!!

[Jessums31]

It's just a very piratey pose :P

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOL sweet haha

[twizzlersandcameras]

lol

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

^__^

[alagogo]

if you need a boat, i got one! don't know how

long it would take it to get from north carolina to new zeland. i wonder if i could use that cannal thing in panama? i better bring some extra change there might be a toll !!great vlog, your pirate outfit is cute!!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

Sweet I was need'n me a ship! haha it might take a while to get to NZ. and thanks!

[RyRy158]

Hahah cuz they get more bootie! =D YAY!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOL you know it Ryan! (hey you should totally join us on the Pirate side!! commmmoon!!)

[willteddy09]

awesome!!! it would have been better if you had a mustache and a parrot!

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOLz i didnt have enough time to catch a parrot or find my eyeliner lol

[booshoe37]

Hahahaha!!!!!! Rachel that was amazing. Lol I was wondering why you had your pirate claw up on stickam last night! Lol I loved those pirate jokes.

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

LOL yeah that's why haha why I had a claw!! thanks I'm glad you liked them!

[Patrickblog]

haha love it rache :)

[wizardneedsfoodbadly]

yay thanks haha