Timmy Dumples - America's Top Chauvinist

[DubstepSunset]

3:50 sharpie tattoo?



[lyfnluv]

dude ! ur the worst dickhead i have ever seen ! hahahaha !!

[LSFINCOM]

who's that beautiful woman is? ;))

[TalentByAssociation]

Timmy Dumples has moved..........

Youtube search Frivolous Pancakes

[Agent1W]

Those kind of women ain't got nothing but two things: Jack and Shit. And Jack left town...

[I3lindGuardian]

Whats extra depressing about this video, is that this literally works. Ive seen it happen COUNTLESS times...Its fuckin sad but true.

[B0l0joe]

SIs?!!! LMAO

[PygmyPhallus]

Now that's how you treat a fawkin bitch seriously though if a girl likes to be treated like this then she deserves to be treated like this.

[Anabana21yeh]

Im sure there are women who like to be treated like this (gawd knoows why) but if a guy acted like this to me, let's just say he wouldnt be walking afterwards!

[trigg0311]

YOUR FAT! and i give you a FIVEEEE....



[livinglegend1187]

It's funny because there's definitely a large grain of truth to this.

[serenitychaos2000]

Timmy, I'm a chick, and I dig this video! Been to Scottsdale, more bitches need to be puking it up! Maybe slapped around a bit more, knock that crooked smile straight, ya game? Make you a sandwich, slap her with that too. Haha. Timmy knows how to treat a fuckin biiitch! For the record, yes this DOES work in Scottsdale. Listen to TImmy!

[purplekings1234]

that is my borthers friend

[purplekings1234]

hahahahahahahahahhaha

[chesterthedog7]

haha just kidding. youre fat and i give you a five

[bananachocolatecake]

Is he drunk? He looks like it

[MG44563]

Hilarious!!!

[kissfanbilly]

he looks like layne stayley from alice in chains RIP layne

[Rabbitpubes]

Tit's look like shit.

[MrBerg6]

dddddddd damn!!!

[Barbadian2k8]

I lol'ed.

[JOESGONNAKILLY0U]

shit video

shit everything

[Zoza15]

She has a double chin.. :/

[Zoza15]

Ghahahahahahaha :P

[serenitychaos2000]

you're fat I give you a 5!!! hahah fuck scottsdale tramps, they all need to be treated like this, dumb ass plastic bibmos

[5150afx]

thought itd be funny but your attempt at comedy didn't pass the blood brain barrier i guess... and i gave u a second chance i checked out another video (completely different topic atleast this topic seems like itd be funny if a funny guy did it).

[tongeren1000]

HAHAHHAHAA 4:52

[Ndawgiii]

This just made my day

[AggFactory]

Like if you live in Scottsdale,AZ!!

[SethMagic]

Just so you know guys - no one can do what Timmy Dumples does. He is a fucking legend.

Timmy D for president!

[TcGizDaBest]

holy shit!!! tht was fuckin hilarious. the best part of the whole thing was from 2:25-2:30

[Scarred4lyfe3]

Woo! Now that how you treat a fuckin biitch!

[TalentByAssociation]

If anyone cares, someone NOT affiliated with Talent By Association created a Timmy Dumples Facebook fansite

Just search under "Timmy Dumples"

[TheASUninja]

@TalentByAssociation I'm currently the creator and admin of that fan page and would be more than happy to turn it over to you!

[ImShaneGonzales]

Make another one!

[brettasmith]

lol, no shit this video was spot on, i was stationed at luke afb in glendale and everytime i went to scottsdale it blew my mind how dumb everyone was. by the by the rest of your videos are hilarious as well. jacoby and duncan can handle my legal matters anyday of the week

[JimmyHatsSuck]

Out of curiosity, are you talkin' about the sluts and tramps in Scottsdale, Arizona?

[TalentByAssociation]

@JimmyHatsSuck

Yes sir, give the man a fucking prize!

[IsaacPlaysGuitar1]

@TalentByAssociation NO SHIT you been there? hahahah hoez

[d00ber57]

@JimmyHatsSuck In Tucson where I live, we get the exiled Scottsdale women lol...

[JimmyHatsSuck]

@d00ber57 Lol. I stay in the Mesa area, bitches are easier here than in Scottsdale unless you're pumpin' steroids...or if you're Timmy Dumples lol. I'd party with this dude.

[jeon0169]

@JimmyHatsSuck

Its the only scottsdale with a surplus of tramps and sluts lol

[jhoosierful]

lol this shit is too funny

[fazm83]

this is fucking stupid

[jonnytoasts]

@fazm83 you obviously have not been to Scottsdale. l0l

[TooMuchWater92]

Your tits look like shit.

[ItalianLioness]

This is so fake

[hypergod22]

@ItalianLioness

Duh... you think it'd be real.

[ilshockll]

@hypergod22 it is real!

[ItalianLioness]

@hypergod22 Well they do.

[JimmyHatsSuck]

@ItalianLioness Either you're a chick that nobody wants to hit on...even nice guys OR you're some chump like the guy who does it the WRONG way.

[ItalianLioness]

@JimmyHatsSuck Is that the best insult you can come up with?

[AnothaEmoKid]

Legit problem. I've noticed at school all my guy friends act like dicks but when I'm hangn with my girls they say they like it. I'm "considered hot" I guess but I'm "sweet and cute" according to some girls. I wanna get outta friend zone but I'm afraid that if I act like a dick they might be like wow we aren't friends anymore. Rather b in friend zone than no girl friends. Any tippy tips?

[TalentByAssociation]

@AnothaEmoKid

I asked Mr Dumples what he thought about your predicament.

His answer was simple,

"Bitches are like forks, when you need them you pull them out of the drawer, and when you are done you put them back. Girls are for fucking, not for making friendships."

He's right. But from another standpoint I guess you just have to figure out whats more important. Being yourself or getting pussy.

Neither choice should be judged poorly.

[awptions]

@TalentByAssociation

LOL.

[Mobsta21]

@AnothaEmoKid Pshhh, just get them drunk and fuck them. HELL YEAH!

[intensity123]

@AnothaEmoKid If you're "hanging with your girls" and you're not at least trying to bang one or more of them, your a homo.

[SoCalDubstep13]

@AnothaEmoKid yea if u have a nice dick just wip it out and see what happens just like start stroking it.. if they ask what ur doing all scared just say it needs some fresh air!

[rampage2587]

@AnothaEmoKid be a dick but not an complete asshole. if the girls dont wanna be your friend anymore then you'll have more time to be friends with other girls who you can try to bang all the while perfecting the art of being a dick(but not an asshole)

[Gamerhackz]

Buaha just kidding, you're fat and ill give you a 5!

[zz28]

yeah dude,treat them like shit, and they'll be on you like acne LOL.

[Ruinous]

sup bitch...yea that's right..don't fuckin' touch me

[fresnosmac10]

Love this shit

[Ruinous]

The sad part is that you this is actually the stuff women respond to...not chivalry or being polite

[JimmyHatsSuck]

@Ruinous Trust me, this is the shit they respond to. I've been nice. Where does it get me? Friend zone or walked all over. I turned into an asshole and what did it get me? Some good sex. It's facts. Women love to be treated like this until they are 30 and looking to settle down after they are all used up and go to some chump that had to wait for them. It's sad, but it's true.

[Ruinous]

@JimmyHatsSuck I agree

[Persell77]

sup bitch... hah jk dont fucken touch me..... THATS HOW YOU TREAT A FUCKEN BETCH!!!!.....god my friend wouldnt leave me alone with txts and voicemails until i watched it and im glad i did... ive watched it 15 times in 2 hours

[dnlmicky]

How did this gem go two years before being discovered?

[bptmuff]

Thats how u treat a fuckin BETCH.

Great Video lol

[NoProtect]

Hot shotgun mouth motha fucka

[5wsom3]

LMFAO @ 4:50!!!

[seheart]

HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 41K views. Fuckign post this to your Facebook pages SLUTS!!! We must spread the gospel of Timmy Dumples!!!!

[ItDuz]

funny thing is this is true woman go for the twats lol thn blame all of men wen they relised thr jus a bag of meat to the twat lol

[MrBerg6]

this actually works. like omg =]

[sixamsedna]

4:52 ROFL

[thirstypony31k]

Bump Bump...yo bitch where u at...lmao

[Juventud2222]

Timmy Dumples is my hero.

[NoProtect]

WHoooa! You call that a blowjob?

But I didnt even give you a blowjob

THATS THE FUCKING PROBLEM

[thirstypony31k]

NOW THATS HOW YOU TREAT A FU*KIN B1TCH

[Teeliq]

Awesome stuff!! Please make some more videos :)

[crewalpha]

"Mmmm! Now that's how you treat a fuckin' bitch!"

[missyah101]

(Scoff) Lame ;p

[MummyFish1012]

i might try this out

[AustinOlson]

2:26 - Tony Montana, lol.

[gl0ss]

whats the song played at the bar>

[ZBOW3]

"... so you can keep that dime piece body of yours".......

"haha JUST KIDDING, your fat and I give you a five"

[Amputate]

"WHOAA, you call that a blowjob?"

"but I didn't even give u a blowjob"

"thats the fuckin problem"

great line.. gonna use that haha

[Hotora86]

The funny thing is - I know A LOT of women, sorry BITCHES, who like to be treated like that.

[krafty1212]

Cystic Fibrosis!

Spreadin it even, puttin a little PB & J on top...

Fng hilarious

[neptune26]

"a real fly-by-the-seat-of-your-mother­uckin-pants, hustler, hot, shotgun-mouth motherfucker"

[narg]

that's how you treat a fecking betch

[dmai20]

shout out to all my sherdoggers!

[ghodsonic]

lmfao win

[smitehz]

lol awesomeness

that's how you roll when you smackin the bitches and smackin the hoes

[gregcarson]

*HONK HONK* yo bitch, where u at?! bwahahahahahaha

[TeeReks007]

Woooo!!!! Now THAT'S how you treat a fuckin' BITCH!!!!!!!

[robmccreary23]

weak sack 'uh chump shit

[NobodyHasThisNick]

Haha, lovely blonde.

This is how you treat a bitch :E

[yalcin13]

Keys to the VIP haha

[sal24s]

hey monique remeber me? haha

[fearlessrebel22]

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen! I would like to see more of Timmy Dumbles!

[EIMYL112]

this is awesome, finally i can pick up women!

[venzman22]

woah!!! who let the kid with diabetes, stistic fibrosis, up in this bitch.

hahahahahahahaha

[86kinky86]

damn, this is EPIC!

[CalebSchultz]

This video is the tits! Why doesn't it have more views?

"...and to solve the problem you can do this blow. Haha, yah right... pick that up."

[larssylta]

hahahhahahaha so fucking funny:P

that's how you treat a biiiitch

[XDevil16]

haha you call that a blowjob haha

[Buhry]

lol@ 2.26, yaaaw bitch, where u at!

[dellbalboa]

the other chumps game is weaaaaaaaaaak. Now timmy thats my homeboi, whiteboy makes me proud:) listen and learn bitchs.

[ReptorY]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, I love him kicking the door in.

[MrBuckeye215]

that mother fuckers game be smellin like SHITTT!

[graddy2009]

Hey hommi.. i tried ur methods in IOWA and **** they didnt work.. one put a beer in my face.. two she slapped me and told me to learn some manners.. what the hell are manners..and third she told me my father was going to spank me when i get home until my but was red..

[234aaab]

absolute class, 5 stars

[sephg]

LMAO. "mh mm. they smell. hate it."

[urbansamurai79]

this is the funniest thing on the internet

[Caoltan]

bahahahahaha lol

brilliant

[daniel262b]

"cook up some dog baloney"

[exodus9537]

4.53 kicks the door open! that shit is soo funny haha

[tph928]

Please for the love of God make some more videos. Funniest stuff I've seen in years. Timmy Dumples is awesome.

[cpc989]

This video is so damn funny dont know how it isnt all over the net

[soltrain]

Dunno why the hell theres only 15 views, when Dumples is kickin some major knowledge lol....Mmmm, now that's how you treat a fuckin beatch :P