Shark Versus Polar Bear

[bassist4lifepoopoono]

this video sucks. the whole time your just talking. do something cool if your going to talk post it in a blog don't make a video of it. its a waste of film

[silencesoloud12]

Isn't it obvious? A ninja pirate zombie from space who's also a robot and has a rocket launcher would win.

[PPKit]

is the bear in the water or the shark on land?

because i might know the answer

[nidal38]

i;m gonna go cut down a tree and piss in a stream cus of your video

[greentantra]

Earthday is everyday for me!

:O)

[toweringtunes]

I enjoyed this and it is thought provoking and entertaining as well.

[sugaraddict7]

No duh, a sugaraddicted-monkey would win!

[soraimps]

u suck.

[huniibun]

i thought it was march.29.07 which is earth hour

[huniibun]

i thought it was march.29.07 which is earth hour

[Barcode711]

That's not to say that we can't suffer the consequences. Hurricanes naturally occurring too, but they devastate regions of the earth all the time. Assuming that the Earth changes temperature this much on its own, like you have said - and knowing that this can have dire consequences for our civilization - we should still be doing something to stop, or at least slow it down until we can properly adapt to it.

[Barcode711]

What's your point? There will be more water vapour if there's more heat on earth.

[only1duk]

HAHAHAHA strangely android-like baby... CLASSIC!

[RichAtCamp]

Don't worry, Hillary is going to fix everything according to her needs. i.e. welcome COMMUNISM

[wwood14]

What does Mr. Day think about Madonna or that skinny chick with the fat lips, both of whom went to the other side of the planet to adopt some helpless child..  As if there aren't local children who desperately need support..??

[keybladeking0]

what the hell it was so bad it gave me cancer

[minigilbo065]

the shark... bears are stupid enouth to actuly go into the water and look for it while the shark has already eaten its lower half

[LoversAlone]

SHREK

[alen209]

i like earth

[lamnaa]

Hope you don't mind shareing your house with 20 or 30 people whore homes have become so mosit you can live in it unless you happen to be a fish.

[Zero2naked]

Global warming is a bunch of bull. If the ice melt then the water would rise 21 inches. Which would not effect me...

[pimpinfoshrimpx]

chuck norris wins all fights.

[cheat07]

the bear, cuz the bear can swim and walk and the shark can only swim...i have, no life

[thecritic2007]

is this funny ?

[Micro8]

Shark vs Bear.. hmmmmm

I'm gonna have to go for the obvious choice and say Chuck Norris

[me666gothskatemodude]

i think that ummm...the cookie monster would win!

[100thassasin]

so we should shoot an air tank to kill global warming?

[mooseboychillin]

der dum... der dum.. der dum. der dum

wheat grass smooothies :D

[joshbaby2k7]

Global Warming is real, but it also may not be preventable or reversable. At the current rate of climate change the effects may have triggered a nonreversible set of events that will lead to the destruction of the polar ice caps, which in turn could lead to the flooding of many regions of the world.

[overthere921]

moderate limb realignment

[s0erd]

So the only way a shark would die on land is by suffocation. Then again, a bear will eventually drown if it cant find solid ground.

I feel smart, i do, I do!

And the 500 char limit is just plain mean...

[locolan]

Y'know, global warming isn't gonna flood the world in a single day like you guys think... it's not just gonna "flood" an area. it might take decades or centuries depending on the measures we take now in our own communities to stop it!

[Skullstein]

dude a bear would kick a sharks wet ass!

[s0erd]

It wouldnt. A bear wouldnt even consider attacking a shark. But if it were to, it'd still lose the fight.

Sharks live in water as you might already know. HOW exactly would you imagine a bear killing a shark in deep water? The shark is faster and more skilful in its natural habitat. The bear can´t see the shark, besides it isn´t "designed" to kill in water. The shark on the other hand is.

[s0erd]

OK, let´s say they haul the shark onto ground. It´ll be thrashing around, attacking everyone close enough. You ever tried to kill a fish with your teeth? Compare the jaws of a bear and a shark. If that´s not enough, think where the bear should attack: the throat? It wouldn´t even get hold of it, granted it won´t have its head bitten off in the first place. The skin and figure of a shark aren´t really that biteable or chokable. Breaking its spine would also be impossible.

[T3hC4r4v4n]

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[barney122]

lol

[thejackmonkeycrew44]

i guess the voice in the "dun dun dun" parts is what your voice really sounds like.

[bookluver45]

I say a bear HOLDING a shark would win :D

[22peach22]

no, it's real. i live in florida, and we're going to flood in the future. Hopefully, WAAAAY in the future!

[adrienne06052]

Invest in beach front property in Pennsylvania.

[22peach22]

Im a kid, and btw, that place is gonna flood, to. Anyplace in U.S.A with a beach is gonna flood. Any ideas?

[adrienne06052]

I'm not exactly an adult myself, and there aren't any beaches in PA. That's the idea. When global warming strikes, there *will* be. Hence, the joke. Haha, funny.

[22peach22]

lol i get it now. But really, dude, any other ideas??!

[adrienne06052]

Make like Evan Almighty and build an ark.

[22peach22]

lol that movie! But im not the new noah. lol. Any non joke ideas?

[adrienne06052]

Nope. Just gils. It's really amazing what they can do with plastic surgury these days...

Or, you could always build a Yellow Submarine.

[22peach22]

We all live in a yellow submarine! lol. They can't make gils out of plasic surgery!

.....can they?

[Context91]

that polar bear was photo shoped..

[goldskarr]

chuck norris would win.i know this is late...so suck it :)

[Falcon9740]

We're going to need a bigger boat o.O

[wizard924]

you forgot to mention how the Jesus launders the money from Al Gore

[missshopperchic]

hey i know about al gore!

[antirapper]

earth day

[seifercifersifer]

eaRth day

[Xigano1]

As I'm just starting my career in boatbuilding, I wanna thank America for doing the world wide biggest part to provide a prosborous future ... for me :-).

[sofiescholl]

not bad

[TheUnknownComrade]

Bravo.

[DarkBlazer39]

Da-dum. Haha. x3

[kidnuke11]

drummmmmmm

[coldsouercrout]

Damn if the Ice caps do melt Tejas (Texas) will be the first to go SOME ONE SAVE ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!

[joeksmif]

a bear its sooooooooooo obvious a shark is just an over grown salmon!:)

[Bex1Bab1]

The bear! sharks have a larger turning circle to the bear could jump him! kinda depends if its a sea or land battle though

[Ravenairb]

A Shark

[BigBird1337]

Airth Day... haha. Arouwnd. Behar.

[wildarmschild]

your not funny man.

[Suikchi]

I eat Polar Bears for breakfast XD

[xAccordianGuyx]

Kiss me, I'm an Earthling!!

[czechmateiwin]

you're not funny and your line delivery is all the same. but this is youtube.

[chillipeppa777]

lol @ his AWESOME accent. i want it. can i get it on ebay?

[kidelectric]

Nice trailer for Shrek 3

[funkyfacedude]

you gotta hunt your own polar bear if you want a polar bear.

[chillipeppa777]

rofl

[oanaalexia]

I liked the part when you smiled after the song. You look good when you're not soo serious, do it more often.

[GreenRespect]

Save the leaves you rake up in the fall. DO NOT use mass produced toilet paper. Toilet tissue is the most overprocessed form of paper, full of cancer-causing chemicals. Keep fall leaves buried in a hole to keep them from getting dry and scratchy.

[GreenRespect]

Save the leaves you rake up in the fall. DO NOT use mass produced toilet paper. Toilet tissue is the most overprocessed form of paper, full of cancer-causing chemicals. Keep fall leaves buried in a hole to keep them from getting dry and scratchy.

[IIxDylanxII]

"Kiss Me, I'm an Earthling." -classic :P

[Jeremy1293]

Lol luvin ur irish accent

[Muaguana]

Scottish.

[superbagman121]

Go back to england english man lol

[noahhibbard]

Duuuu Dum

[iSulli]

hah! everything her said is true.

[FreemanAndCo]

You look like Dominic Littlewood.

[hotwords]

i love wheat grass smoothies!

[avatarfan50045]

What the fuck was that

[xtremewave]

what the crap thats wuz stupid

[fraglessone]

A bear can live in water, a shark cannot live on land. My money goes on the bear

[fidgie0]

what no way the moment they started to fight the americans wud kill them both cos it would be destroying the space for the next pointless monument

[spooner2006]

depends on whos habitat this fight took place in really..... but id go for bear... sharks r... ghey

[carbonfiber544]

i sloth 100% all the way

[Lehrohon]

Chuck Norris would win!!!!!!!!!!!! Kick their ass!!!

[QuintinBarry]

:-)

[Maddogrunning]

Bear!!

[1337bringa]

shark vs. polar bear? hrm..... Tony montana would kill em' both, then yell like a lunatic at tthier dead bodies

[xarchangelmisfitx]

I love your Jaw's theme song.. voice.. thing, lol. Btw pretty eye sin the close up haha

[GLeNss]

u annoy the hell outta me i dont no why i watched this vid, thanks mate. hope the shitty humour works out for ya

[Josephdorf03]

It's sounds like he's saying

"A shark, or a Beer?"

[Aquilometer]

BEAR!

[radiotacea]

pendejadas..

[yomshleeshee]

Depends where they fought.

[unluckylink13]

Shark would win hands down.

[fuzzyshan]

heyhey mark you rock this vid is one of your best and the comparison of global warming to jaws is incrediblehow did you think of that... sheer genius.

[DarkBlazer39]

"kiss me! i'm an earthling!" R0FL nice :D

[MisterBeagle]

And a tiny little polar Beayer

[nadae2]

I say a shark would win :P

[everynne]

*dies laughing*

[Sodomatriarch]

you are the best!!!

[thesolo]

Love the Jaws theme song, nicely done!

[maleaha101]

xDDDDD

^_^

[msheekhah]

The point is that even though the climate is warming, and even though reducing emissions can help, we have so little data in respect to the sheer size and history of the universe to come to any "absolute" conclusions.

Just a thought.

[msheekhah]

Al Gore was told to shut up because not all climatologists agree that global warming is due to man. There are several articles I posted on another video of Mark's that suggest a solar system warming due to (a) a partially inverted magnetic field and (b) the solar system entering a stellar cloud.

[kickuass72]

lol! I sent this to my friend in email (Don't worry i acually loled no "!" when a period would've done and no smiley faces)

[KaytheGreat]

that was absolutely hilarious. you've done it again! xD

[Chucky99999]

I ate a few polar bears, but anyway more scientists are in disagreement then agreement right now. Old scientific facts: sharks don't eat people, the sun rotates around the earth and the old earth is flat... much like your head.

[mystermatt15]

ooops forgot about earth day...

[goneutt]

I did my part for EarthDay by not driving. Imagine how much gas was used by people driving to EarthDay activities.

[abatage]

had me in stitches, as usual, but more than usual... great rant mark

[boomer9292]

you need your own religon call me when you do

[Bamorama]

love the accent! it's hella funny ;)

[shockferret]

In a fight, a shark would beat a polar bear, because sharks are absolutely insane.

Unless it was a bi-polar bear.

[CainShankedAbel]

Moderate limb realignment..clever.

[nuttabutta360]

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not funny =/

[overthere921]

lol

[SmokescreenNinjaz]

TUDUM!!!

[westie49]

Now uv started readin dis dunt stop. This is so scary. Send this to 5 ova videos in 143 minutes. When ur done press F6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is scary cause it actually works. If u break the chain u will have problems with relations p.s for the next five years x-x-x

[Toddboy298]

Dude you rule!

[Niallygee]

Is he is nob?

[Tuborg2645]

well, YOU have to be.. thats for sure..

[Niallygee]

It wasnt funny. Really.

[McSnYc]

earthday is for panzies...we need to have consumption day or something to celebrate how weve managed to screw the world over throughout our existence as an itelligent species...oh well theres always mars {D

[fochingfowh]

There is no evidence whatsoever for Global warming being caused by humans and their pollution. There is a huge amount of evidence for it occurring, we know global warming is coming nearer, but we have NO way to prove that we are the cause of it, or that there is any way to stop it.

[WiseWilly]

Earth Day has taken a strange twist in our neighborhood. Children, dressed as their favorite animal, go door-to-door growling animal expletives until they receive a treat. We give the little beasts a handful of soil, individually wrapped of course, and each with a "pesticide and dog-doo free" certification sticker (parental peace of mind). A chicken, mooses mossi deer, cute little piggies, and a strangely android-like baby were the favorite costumes this year. Happy Earth Day. Da Dum

[Cobra9876]

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[Forthias]

hahaha!

GO MARK!

[b0bsta]

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[randempedestrian]

this video pisses me off, and i'm not entirely sure why

[xtacy93]

HAH RIGHT ON THE MONEY MATE, GOOD ON YA!

[sublimekrow]

hahahah dude you were sooo right on! anyone who disagrees with you is a fucking moron! not only was it funny but you were 100% correct. lol 5/5 man great job!

[randempedestrian]

calm down there buddy. "anyone who disagrees with you is a fucking moron"...well thanks for being so open-minded. perhaps it is in fact you who are the fucking moron! woohoo!

[WTFBBQ888]

ROFL!!! GO GO

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[ImmaBMoreNigga]

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[GoPackGo88]

funny as hell, but I always thought climate change was used instead of global warming because it sounds more scientific.

[GuitarH3r0123]

Lmfao

"duuuuuuuuh dum, duuuuuuuuh dum, duuuuuuh dum" haha great job

[ilovebigdude]

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[xchick10]

He's so tickled after doing the jaws theme. Hahaha-it's cute.

[GaaarPwnzYouAll]

O.o

[StandUPProductions]

right? U Rock! "We Have a Dream Too"

[pHen0monal]

fuckin awesome dude. u rock.

[ryaneirich]

HOMO.

[voyager1985]

and a damn sexy one

[ryaneirich]

Yes and the soul patch makes him look like a badass. This guy is the COOLEST person I have ever seen.

[theusking]

Wheat grass smoothies? Do those really exist?

In California, I suppose...State of the truly bizarre...

[wowthatsweird]

nicly done to the ppl who are positng chains.....plz take ur chains an shove them ..where the sun dotn shine

[birdliz]

shut the fuck up!!!