Talk To Me

[sarah55424]

他唱歌的表情有殿令人想打人耶

[MrDizeer]

anyone whos says they dont ???

[afen12]

skidili bap bap badobeep bababa booyoo!!!

[lilsweeti13]

YOU

[crispyshivs]

his eyes are captivating

[madj0kster]

@crispyshivs awwww you are in love :X !!!

[daivdnight]

32 ppl are dads who caught their kids spankin it

[kingofthering24]

@daivdnight Question was, were they really crankin it?

[TheDarkcided]

Best one Ever of yours...

[Violet3107]

Lol in the tags: spanking

[robertandrei01]

Tumbs up if that hapend to you :))

[BHargoman]

I bet the 32 who didn't like it. Are Cathlics who try to tell themselves that penises are a lie.

[SorrowfulLesson]

@BHargoman

If it feels good, stop! lmao

[chanchan121212121212]

His face is so hilariously expressive!

[TheYyyyyyo1]

Based on thousands of true stories...

[hockeybomb67]

@XxmrminecraftguyXx your a dumb fuck it's called talk to me and it's his video he can do what ever the fuck he wants

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

its called "caught me" and you probably should have put stephen lynch somewhere in the title

[Crazynick1998]

@XxMrMinecraftGuyxX um no its called talk to me

[TwistedBunnyCleave]

@XxMrMinecraftGuyxX He doesn't have to put "Stephen Lynch" in the title because he included his name in the tags. Kinda what those are for

[Brax1029]

@XxMrMinecraftGuyxX stop being a dick

[XxMrMinecraftGuyxX]

@Brax1029 hey, I'm just trying to improve your video buddy

[Brax1029]

@XxMrMinecraftGuyxX hey buddy, its not my video. And you're wrong anyways. Stop tryig to help when you don't even know what youre talking about.

[Jake256x]

@XxMrMinecraftGuyxX If you look on his album its called talk to me and his name is in the tags.

[LegitScopeHD]

look on his face colour on 0:10 and the 0:12

[MegaMightyena]

came down to the breakfest table. feel like i could cry ( laughing) i havent even told a fucking joke yet.

:D

[JJoesphD3]

its bo burnham at the begging :P

[IntoxicatingBite89]

1:21 Cracks me up lmfao XD love it!!!!

[CommentsAreAwesome]

my friend says this song's about sex. It's obviously about masterbating.

[blank21121]

@CommentsAreAwesome Your friend is a dumbass. no offence.

[Halfdead14]

l o l

[spudpuffinable]

32 people didn't hear their dads...

[tiggerdoesntbounce]

just posted this to my dad and im female my sister seconded it (if thats a word)

his gran child said shoul i post it to grandad i said hell no

[gumpster66]

stephen lynch is quite a talent. I have the dvd this came from. funny as hell. imo

[gumpster66]

thank god, that never happened to me. I found my new best friend at 11. :) and never looked back. :)

[beverlia01]

you know whats really bad when ur haveing sex with ur boyfriend and his dad walks in and is like" . . . . good job son." and then his mom is like" whats wrong honey". and his dad is like ":nothing dearest. . . .nothin". . .then he wispers. . ".finish up quick" to me and him. and closes the door and walks away and me and my bf are sitting there like wtf and hes still in me and i say . . . . um well that moods screwed. nd he said. . . .u wanna keep going? lol worst/funniest thing ever lol !!!!!!!!

[LHSogre75]

Hey theres semen in them tissues everybody!

[pelwag]

joking apart how talented is stephen lynch!

[Alexander6141996]

@pelwag He's like my guitar idol :D He's amazing, and his singing is great!

[unit1171]

32 dislikes, 32 people should go to hell

[MizJasperWhitlock]

32 guys dads still wont talk to them XD

[JTC545]

If there isnt loud drunk fangirls in the background, it isnt a stephen lynch live song

[mattithink]

dunno why but he reminds me of Stiffler.........

[wazupbrothersandsis]

i get it. hes jacking off

[carocatje92]

How anoying, , all the people there already saw his show :P xD

[ILoveNetto]

No.

[screamer373]

This and Vanilla Ice Cream are his best songs!

[BIGRED9192]

I wanna like this vid a million times!!!!!

[pehpehshaw]

32 people got caught cranking it

[pinkpensive]

I love this song.

but when he says "came down to the breakfast table" I expect him to say "I can talk they're not able" ...Sorry, I've been watching too many singing comedians.

[dufacer1]

@pinkpensive hahahah uve been listening to Bo Burnham thats what i thought he was gona say to =D

[MET4LL1CAH0L1C]

is it just me or did he skip a few verses at 1:33? if you watch any other verson of this song yu'd know what im talkin about

[Braedon1999]

That hapened to me once :x

[shankful1]

32 people pressed the button of shame and disgrace

[PvtDillo]

your funny daniel tosh lolz

[tallperson605]

I'm a girl, but can't help but sing this!! ITS TOO DAMN CATCHY!!!!

[krystalgirl1999]

@tallperson605 I KNOW RIGHT ITS FUNNIER THAN SHIT TOO

I WOULDNT USE THOSE TISSUES THEYVE ALREADY BEEN USED

[MaternalBleeding]

@tallperson605

True dat

[SorrowfulLesson]

@tallperson605

Hahaha me too!

[smallggal]

@tallperson605 omg same - i thought it was just me

[latricia1983]

32 ppl got caught spanking it....

[MultiTweety1996]

Never useing a tissue again:) lol

[DangerOUSXD666]

I WAS RHEALLLY CRANKIN' IT!!!

[Larsoufle]

Stephen Lynch is a F***ING GENIUS!!!!!!!!

[Larsoufle]

Best intro EVER

thumbs up if you agree

[betani1983]

Funny as hell it's just as bad getting caught with your gf in bed by your mom

[LittledudeJrr]

I like to make the dislike comments numerically wrong....

[1995markusnunemacher]

29 have been got cranking it XD

[MrToxicNightmare]

I just raped the replay button

[airdave104]

if you disliked this you suck!!!

[yago20072007]

good one :)))

[everquestboy]

29 people got caught

[MrBigboitenn]

@everquestboy aww hell if you dont get caught at least once your not having enough fun with your spank sessions

[RoGQuizzno]

@livsylovesa69 his dad was a preist...

[xXxAmbErcr0mbiExXx]

I love how he's not imbarrassed to sing about anything...He's so hot

[vjlcolo]

my brother can play this on his ukulele

[Sandzman1]

@vjlcolo can you ask him the chords?

[ToeFunguzMan]

if you look closely there is a pixel that is the dislike ammount.

[ArabellaTV]

29 people were caught fucking spankin' it by there dad.

[RayYouk3r]

"Hey, there's semen in those tissues everybody!"

[CMDRKillsalot]

29 people hit the dislike button

XD

[sportsfreakim]

greatest opening to a song ever

[ninilein1505]

not as bad as my exboyfriends dad walked in on me givin a bj to him

>> "spit out my fuckin grand children!!!"

LOL

yeah we broke up after that it was just to akward

[vidcritic00001]

@ninilein1505 thats fucked up man

[invisiblesandstorm]

@ninilein1505 that sucks

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

@ninilein1505 lol, my father woulda high fived me or something lmao

[MissCandyK]

@NiggaWiddaAttitude With the other hand though, yeah?

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

@MissCandyK nawh id gettem with the spunk hand

[1995markusnunemacher]

@ninilein1505 HAHAHA OMFG THATS FUNNY AS HELL

[1995markusnunemacher]

@ninilein1505 honestly that must suck i feel sorry for you haha ive always made sure my dad is like gone haha outa town or something like that

[ninilein1505]

@1995markusnunemacher haha it did suck indeed!

we were too young and too stupid to lock the door XD

besides we were daredevils hahaha at one point way before that his mum told him she doesnt like to clean near his room when I´m around... there is too much noise, my ex was shocked and appologised for being so loud and his mum replied, naw thats ok one can only hear your girlfriend anyway...

wait a minute.... why do i keep telling these stories on the internet??

[1995markusnunemacher]

@ninilein1505 ooh trust i might only be 16 but ive done some stuff with an ex that i completely regret haha i understand what you mean completely...and to answer your other i dont know why you keep telling me these things im awesome haha

[nightmareonthestreet]

@ninilein1505 because it makes us relize our stories arent as bad.....and there funny as hell

[ninilein1505]

@nightmareonthestreet lol haha yeah that makes me feel a lot better cheers ;)

I wont tell the one how I first my bfs dad...

all I´m saying is it was in a pool... and didnt include any kind of clothing on my side...

"hello sir nice to meet you"

*akwardly shake hands while i´m trying to cover up my ladies parts with the other arm*

[nightmareonthestreet]

@ninilein1505 omg something like that has happened to me too

[yourdadsaninja]

@ninilein1505 oh lordie that sounds like a blast :o i just had my bfs mom tell me when I was walking out the door, she was surprised that i was still a virgin from all the time we spend in his room :$

[threedaysgrace485]

@ninilein1505 rly dont need to know tht

[DahBigBadWolf]

@ninilein1505 Thanks for sharing lol. =)

[Jason9992fromroblox]

@ninilein1505 that is to much information....

[strcd]

@ninilein1505 at least it wasn't your own dad

[ninilein1505]

@strcd thats very true Sir....

[FrostyEight]

@ninilein1505

My old man knocked on my door when i was going down on my ex, asking if i wanted taco bell :D

[ninilein1505]

@FrostyEight thats handy :D I´m always hungry after sex xD

[BIGRED9192]

@FrostyEight

Thats funny as FUCK!

[thestuvylives]

@ninilein1505 you cant be serious haha

[MsBrodey]

haha thats gold

[Ang3lofD3ath999]

@ninilein1505 Totally sucks, that's why your supossed to be careful and did he seriously say spit out my grand children?

[ninilein1505]

@Ang3lofD3ath999 I know... I´ve learned it the hard way xD! and as embarrassing as it is... he did indeed!

Now its a funny storry, back then it was living hell xD

[Netherwolf6100]

@ninilein1505 Aww that's no reason to break up with someone

[teamamerica526]

@Netherwolf6100 ya ik right i think u shoulda kept going and made his dad die of a heart attack at how casusal u were with it

[Netherwolf6100]

@teamamerica526 o.o I never talked about his dad dying.... think you responded to the wrong person

[john129flip]

@ninilein1505

I kinda want to tell everyone this story.

[Zephilindrum]

@ninilein1505 My dad won't tell you that, he'd be like "GIT'ER DONE GIRL". Let's hook up.

[ninilein1505]

@Zephilindrum yeah... uhm... I dont think so xD

but thanks for the offer

[ako961]

@Zephilindrum LMFAO DUDE!

[butters4u02]

@ninilein1505  nice lol

[showoff922]

@ninilein1505 could of been worse ur boyfriend could ofwalked in on you giving a bj to his dad

[ninilein1505]

@showoff922 I might be a bit kinky but i dont cheat

[LamiaDarkBlaze]

@ninilein1505 you broke up because of that? XD

[dredericktotem1245]

This is funny #LOL

[Idoitman14]

i'll admit it i have been caught once and well to make my dad less ashamed i played this song for my dad

[cranckett]

29 people have walked in on their kid crankin' it

[Skraps821]

1:18 that guy is totally guilty!! 

[Nuzzo7]

SCIDDLEY bop BOP BA DU BEEP BOO BAP BAP BooooWEOOoooOOOOOooo

[olliedunne365]

Brilliant! :D

[IHateYourJoy]

moral of this song: lock your bedroom door.

[animatedjim]

@IHateYourJoy or in this case, your dads bedroom door!

better yet, just move out at 30!

[OBERTROP]

2,535 got caught spanking it by their dad. & instead of being ashamed, they looked him in the eyes & finished like a beast

[Sp0keY23]

@OBERTROP no,but i assume that's what u did :)

[IxRyaaaNI]

Caught me spanking it :(

[BlackDogDown69]

Stop with the dumbass 28 people hit the wrong button... shits getting old.....

[thealmighty9]

@BlackDogDown69 Sir its 29, haha.

[somepueblojerky]

I just love how his songs are awesome sounding and funny

28 people's dads caught them watching this video

[Sam111111]

Some number of people expressed whether they liked or disliked a good song by Stephen Lynch.

[Gavin17259]

28 people didn't like the song.............I'm sorry, were you expecting a joke?

[HbombutifL]

i love him.

[EdgexX4]

2466 people who were masturbating happily without getting caught have watched this video

[wowandmeatal]

dear god the dislike jokes there everywhere

[TheLegacy1395]

LMFAO:D

[penner1000xD]

1:54 you sound like elvis ^^

[Onaga76]

28 people are idiots and clicked the dislike button by accident

[CapcomGod]

2:42 Was that Forrest Gump?!

[minivanmonkey]

3:20 is the absolute greatest part

[laurenkiki]

28 ppl were caught spankin it but there was some denial cuz they werent really crankin it

[norcalboy420]

i guess 28 people got caught beatin there dick like it owed them money lmao

[hunglikeahorse120]

28 30 yr olds got caught chokin thier chicken by their dad

[sabrinaellis77]

Who the hell dislikes this song!?!?!? Some people have no sense of humor about masterbation!!!

[DarkWarrior103]

"*Fast* I came down to the breakfast table, felt like I could cry" XD

[insanewife89]

i love his music

[imafang]

been caught, learned this song on guitar and played it for dad and he died laughing x33

[MissCandyK]

Its his facial expression that really make these songs so funny.

[SomeKnowsLikes]

i haven't told the fucking joke yet!! haha he is the best comedian i know!

[fredmxm354]

2:43 I'm pretty sure thats Corin Nemic from SG1... sounds like him too...

[VimzMimz]

@fredmxm354 no dude that's not Corin Nimec that's some spanish dude....

[polkmful]

10



[dngrsdave]

10 easy

[hellog901]

27 people were caught spanking it

[gozzilla177]

2:47 lol

[hellog901]

guy at 2:44 its like he found his kid doing it in his bed

[metallicafan979]

27 peoples dads won't talk to them

[Cookster5]

Great song...but are the audience dead or something? 

[Falkon16]

Another 30 seconds and if all had gone as planned you'd have seen your future grandchildren dripping down my hand. ROFL

[chinkyeyednegro]

25 people's dads won't talk to them.

[marvelboy66]

25 people suck donkey balls

[LordDraken12]

@marvelboy66 nah 25 people got caught spankin it by their MOMS >_>

[GuitaristfromHell100]

this is hilarious.

[MissCandyK]

Dane Cook disliked this 25 times.

[MrBrodsters]

@MissCandyK tru dat

[FreAk7071]

his energy is called beer, its good coffe how he says!!

[PeterRIchard91]

My favourite song from Lynch!

[PeterRIchard91]

My favourite song from Lynch! LOVE IT!! xD

[RatLife64]

fu 25 people

[Sazzle1512]

25 people got caught spanking it by their dad.

[Shaman993]

@Sazzle1512 and the rest by there mother O.O

[Kylehysinger]

@Sazzle1512 and 2500+ were cought by their mother

[EvaRoseRead]

@Sazzle1512 or 25 (29) people just dont like it?

[TheSpartan034]

@EvaRoseRead Thats a option but i mean come on lets be realistic

[huntmastab]

2:42 young tom hanks?

[LudicrousEddy]

I'm gonna be singing the chorus for weeks to come!