eddie murphy - delirious (any kids here)

[jiothygalego]

i think the negro dicks really did come to get these 12 dislike cunts!

[SeBBaSs841]

'how old are you? thir- ooh, you're gonna be fucked up when you leave.'

oh my god!! XD

[FillionDollarSmile]

And so we now know who first came up with Google !

[VollendJatara9Jenny]

Oh mah gawd! My dad told me that Bear & rabbit joke alot! XD Daddy must stole that joke from this dude! XD

[666milenica]

how can somebody dislike this??? some people don't have a sense of humor at all...

[jsalgadogar]

Goony Google! he came up with that first. OMG! LOL and no internet search engines yet!

[jsalgadogar]

Goony Google! he came up with that first. OMG! LOL

[666milenica]

omg hahahahah ''oh u gonna be fucked up when u leave''

[oskarkarrera]

A Gi Joe up his ass.........ahahaahahahahahaha

Wiped his ass ith the rabbit ahahahahahaha

[oskarkarrera]

A Gi Joe up his ass.........ahahaahahahahahaha

[admir112]

I'm mr. T i rip your cock off with my ass! HAHA

[AadreannGomez]

"The negros d***s r coming to get me ma!"

[orlanduce]

why would u bring a kid 2 an Eddie Murphy comedy show?

[ucandoitnicky]

@orlanduce i loved dirt f*Cked up comedy sence i was 8 years old in fact i think i saw joe dirt around that time... Kids are smarter then they F*CKin' look.. im 13

[swimstoomuch92]

who are they 12 people who disliked this, and why don't they like this video?

[ShottaScarface]

@swimstoomuch92 their kids were scared by this video lol

[Jerraldough]

"dad whats a dick what is that?"

[Djownmann]

lol

[muggysynergisticb]

he is such a great stage performer

[farhannius]

the kids he spoke to were 13 and 9, what the fuck were their parents thinking bringing them to an Eddie Murphy show?!

[chrisodoeslotsofstuf]

LOL that happen in Australia once! seriously i was out near jubbawong falls and a kangaroo said the exact same thing to a koala.

and the kangaroo wiped his ass with the koala

[F18BlueAngel]

I said this joke at school a few months back. I made about 20 plus people laugh... hard. I guess they never heard a joke before.

[DjAntomattei]

LOL! Punchline. He starts out Do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur? LOL!

[No1101]

no shit?

[aldrinbrenden]

dude he look s just like will smith!!! just look hard!!

[JerTheAraluan]

lol everyone cracks up as soon as the "kids joke" starts out with the s-word.

this bit is the best part in the whole fuckin show man.

[snowkiller70]

apple pie is not american,it's mine!!!!!

[amukusana]

smart african american man

[TheNinerion]

eddie Murphy is as amarican as apple pie!

[ElvinJeSterFUNK]

WOOW!! YEAH!

[lilbafnice]

eddie murphy is the best comick

[BlueCobolt]

He--eey-eey, I'm Mr T, I'll rip your cock off with my ass!

[monicafcy]

LOLS.

[scottdesmond1992]

haha gold

[jsnoopyo]

ha! and then he said goonie goo goo!

[Chiboy00]

what is he referring to there?

[Skyi44]

@jsnoopyo i thought that now he said goonie google XD

[madalyn1990]

my dad tells me that joke all the time...no wonder where he got it

[Improvertellie]

LOOOL

[dimviesel]

"the negros dicks are coming to get me ma!" ahaha

[nelsboom555]

those kids are gonna be fucked up :)

[mistressofalltime]

Why wasn't this in the tv version?

[elfirrepins]

Yep. We were as fucked up then as kids are now. But it wasn't coz of this great comedy.

[xiamwillx]

did you not get what he was talking about right before he told that joke.. way to fuck it up

[Alcocky27]

i dont get it ?

[sgtank123]

you don' t really need to repeat it you know..

[poetryrb]

LOL!!!

[guiqui5]

LRL

[thegoodlyfe]

LMFAO

[guiqui5]

LMDBO

[nibargerswife51482]

wow that kid's joke was fucked up....

[SkateLakaiAndeS]

"Hey I'm Mr.T I'll rip your cock off with my ass"

[cwreck999]

our dicks are this big lol

[bigej3]

That is the funniest joke ive ever heard, hahaha

[DramaRockiin1]

Do u have a problem with doo doo bein stuck to ur fur

No

Wipes his butt with the rabbit

[dm325]

this is exactly what eddie murphy was talking about when he said that people screw up his jokes when they tell them...

[PureBaja]

"a niggro's dick is going to get me mom!" the way he said it fucked me up XD

[leftstanding]

what the.. did Eddy Murphy made that up? cuz ive seen it before in a cartoon drawing.

[iesha1310]

I've seen it in a joke book I have from a few years before this show.

[leftstanding]

thought so..

[MBlogs]

lmfao!!

[mildseven2006]

hahhaha

This is some real comedy right here.

[craziegrrrrl]

and then he said guni gugu

priceless lol

[JDub619]

EDDIE THE TRUTH!!

[furnari874]

Haha, that be funny.

[kingnyc11]

eddie murphy..a tru comedy legend 4ever

[metakrist]

that joke was great :D

[plerimest]

he is a funny guy but that joke was bad!

[vendetta89]

Lol, it was a clever joke. The rabbit said he doesn't have a problem with getting shit on his fur but he misunderstood the context. Lol

[strachtacular]

no shit you complete fucking goon

[vendetta89]

Too bad you have to resort to calling me a fucking goon rather than just saying "I understood the joke, it was just bad" I had assumed you called it bad because you were just too retarded to get it. It's amazing how easily you can cause problems between a person you don't even know. I guess handling this maturely just doesn't apply now days

[crackerbitchass]

wow u explain everything

[vendetta89]

That I do :)

[ilikefoodalotlotlot]

lol yeah you do youre kinda funny

[Uhhxhi]

How old did they say they were?

[TWTSinner]

i think it was 13 and 9.

haha this is great!!

[nanacakes3]

lol he wiped his ass with a rabbit

[NeverAloneForever]

I love that joke at the end. One of the times a comedian can actually tell a joke rather then just making fun of society or pop culture.

[KingTony982]

how old are the kidsz?

[jazzmo3]

"cuz i know a lot of times ppl try to recite my act to someone at work and mess up the jokes...theyll be like 'and then he said goony goo goo hehehe, and then he had a GI Joe stuffed up his ass hehehe, and now hey look im MR T and ill rip your cock off with my ass!' "

This is too true. Too many people try to recite stand up bits to everyone at school or work the next day, but they end up leaving something out. And then everyone else is just standing like "umm, what?"".

[bipac9191]

any kids here???funi shit...lol...

[plerimest]

can anybody translate the joke in german?

[EsromFF]

Zwei peanuts walked down der strasse, one peanut got assulted......

[Runner1129]

hahah...sau gut:)

[Runner1129]

lol...why?

[ezgib421]

yea thats very funny shit lol

[Robin241990]

THAT was a good joke ;)

[ScarefacrOfFarRock]

"otayyyy"

[KleineHansel]

"daad, what's a dick, what is that?"

[cat3773]

oh u gonna be fucked up when u leave lol

[halffade]

funniest thing I heard tonight lol

poor rabbit

[sallriphomie]

oh ya`ll fucked up now , are icks is this big !! LOL:P

[slashinator]

not a gd idea to bring kids lol

[sierramist916]

its funny when he says g.i joe up ur ass!!

[jumpacliff2]

HAHAHAHA! Ok, this is the best out of them all.

[fluffaduck]

why would u take u kids to that

[jazzer69]

old skool, old skool, need to learn though!

[SJRNWT]

Fuckin' rights man. He's funny as hell but still lol!

[Aeshmauniversus]

uuuhhhhhh yer gonna be fucked up when ye'll leave.....dad what's a dick ,what is that

hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahaha­hahhahahaahhh

eddie's the shit fellas

[lgeak1]

HAHAHAHa the comment from 9thOverstanding xD

great english "wut kind of parents is dat?"

[LuluLoves2shop]

lmfao hahaha

[vasco990]

hes fuckin great!...

[brockster6734]

31 seconds. The best!

[kingblingabling]

"dad wots a dick wot is dat"

LMAO!

[shelltobi1]

LMFAO!!!

definetely the best comedian ive eva heard!

[salgadude]

that made me laugh so hard lmfao

[pigebarn]

Niiiiice joke he tells to the kids!! He really is a funny man!!!!!!

[kelstr8playin]

was this on the hbo special?

[snookums520]

hey hey I'm Mr T I'll rip your cock off with my ass !!

Lol funny shit!!! Love this guy!

[DetailedProductions]

Dad whats a dick! lol

And then he said gooney goo goo

[pritz29]

LOOOOOOOL!!!!

[synku89]

Can somebody rewrite his joke in the end of show here?I cant understand what is he talking

[Mrster]

A rabbit and a bear are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit if shit sticks to the furr. Rabbit says no, so the bear whipes his ass with the rabbit.

As Eddie said, it ain't as funny when someone else tells ya? ;)

[BoReD2HaRd]

Mrster that not what he says, you got one part wrong its "the bear asks the rabbit if he has a problem with shit sticking to his furr"

[Mrster]

Yeah I know I was just writing it fast. :)

[UWMike017]

haha if u really want to be critical you both got it wrong.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" and the rabbit says "no" .. so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[FayeChan01]

omg why are kids there xD

[Ielectrifyi]

Oh, that was a hilarious joke!

[Rklo619]

please watch south africanz tell everyone

[MWMurrow]

lol - I'm telling my friends that joke right now :)

[watevr6767]

hahahha i love this!!! how old were the kids? 13 and 9? or...what? lol i don't care that was funnnnnny hahahaha love eddie!

[herrocker666]

One of them was nine. I don't know how old the other one was.

[x1star1x]

they were 13 & 9

[9thOverstanding]

dey actually brought their kids?mmmmmm...wut kind of parents is dat?

[DaftLogic]

Actually its not that big a deal, The Parents are there to explain anything. When i was in high school most of the people that ended up pregnant or doing drugs or havin sex were the ones that had Parents who sheltered them from everything, Im 19 n i still have friends who haven't seen an R rated movie, When their parents arent around they do really stupid shiz, Its not always Best to cover ur kids ears n eyes 24/7 if they dont learn it from the parent theyll learn it from some place worse.

[mirr0]

Ну и отлично!

[sal1027]

Who the fuck brings their nine year old kid to a rated are comedy show?, ya might as well fucking let them watch a porn movie while your at it. WHAT FUCKED UP PARENTS.

[chiJchi]

i dont think so

[MzViolet]

Negro's dicks ?!?! lmao

[queekers]

i think the funniest part was when he was talking about people trying to say his jokes and fuck it up - its so true lol

[RedCancer]

Back than the vulgar was more shocking. Alot of Delerious now probably doesn't seem as funny as it did back in the 80s.

[pumpuki]

be careful, you might break a nail.

[caroncarol]

its fucking funny to watch a comedian tell a joke with a straight face like what he's telling isnt funny and makes u start rolling on the floor laughing your ass off. HAHAHAHHAHA.

[shelltobi1]

lol

[halonisthebest]

hahaha =P

[asdsa1289]

"...the negroes dicks is coming to get us mom!! LMAO!!"

[TheDrunkenAngel]

"...the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit."

[superdrum3]

"...and then he said Goonie Goo Goo" ROFL

[Ctwmwd]

Damn, LMAO