GORDON

[andreipetunin]

Harmless, not homeless, bahaha.

[kgarner1999]

I followed him in bournemouth once and the amount of people who asked for a picture with him was unbelievable! he's awesome, i love living in bournemouth <3

[UtopiaKat]

This is why I love living in Bournemouth.

[ItsRebeccaBrown]

i am the only person in bournemouth that has yet to meet him..

[ENGLISHBL0KE]

There is a facebook group calling for him to be the olypic torch bearer for Bournemouth.

I think it goes without saying that it would enrich everyone's lives to see that happen.

[miizzr1]

I've him numerous times at the afc Bournemouth matches he has a reserved seat and he was listening to the Man United game on his portable radio while the game was going on was the funniest thing I've ever seen and he grumbles to himself when something bad happens on the pitch!

[doyoureallythinkso]

"You're a cult figure to them."

"Why?!"

"...no you're a cult figure to them."

"Yeah because...I don't know." lool

[Kaaotic]

"i just pee'd myself" hahah

[portchyboi]

fucking pure legend



[Meatlock]

One of the few things I love about Bournemouth, that and the weed and beach ahaha

[Bobobidodo]

Is he maybe a savant/ autistic savant? They can do pretty cool shit too, memory wise etc. Maybe he has an ability to keep a mental clock of sorts?

[jasonwest07]

Hilarious, the guy has a house in Bournemouth for 50 years but is being used by the Salvation Army to encourage donations for the homeless! Check their UK homepage on left hand side!

[PrettyLittleSymphony]

I've met him and proud to say I live near this bloke :)

[sniper1214]

super tramp

[JoshWhyatt5]

what does he say at 1:36 ??

[shanangus]

@JoshWhyatt5 'Ashtek no spedo me'

[scottp2210]

@JoshWhyatt5 i just pissed myself lol

[BillyBrootz]

@JoshWhyatt5 I peed myself. thats what it sounds liek anyway

[werejuvenateyou]

Last time I asked him the time he told me to fuck off, lol :-)

[guzzler15438]

gordon is awesome! i go to bsb and i see him in town =P

[Hungry4Xbox]

i asked him the time =]

[lolliwops]

i saw him yesterday in bournemouth and asked him the time, he got it right obviously. (Y)

[xFierceDeityLinkx]

He makes me proud to live in Bomo.

[belttUP]

just how.. does he guess the time lol

[Darolyde]

Not as badass as the puppetman of norwich..

[1234ds08]

gordan is a badman

[dazcouz]

Saw him today outside a fish and chips shop and asked him the time, he got it bang on of course. Top bloke.

[wojnicki06]

i wanna meet this guy

[Long23]

Man U scarf - a typical Bournemouth resident.

[loll3y]

its the man u vs bournemouth scarf from when bournemouth won like 30 years ago or summin lol

[JuicyDangler999]

he is a Bournemouth fan! goes to the home games, he listens to the away matches in town on radio and i check the score from him

[olcohalic]

@JuicyDangler999 , ask him the score without the radio, he'll get it right - he's gordon the tramp.

Hell, this is the new chuck norris.

[wont4get1992]

omg i absolutely love him!!!

[poolepaul]

yep...saw him in poole today...asked him the time...he said "well...its about quarter past 4 innit"...goddam...he was right

[TopGearFanForever]

At 1:34 poor reporter is like "WTF!". Can't blame him. Love Gordon though.

[ShadowDragon2153]

lol gordan!

[LegnaMusic]

ha ha there you go i only just read Andybmth1 message! yeah mate was a funny sight lol

[LegnaMusic]

yeah i know the road he lives on in winton so he isnt homeless bless him. he use to have a dog called Goldy who's nutsacks dragged along the floor o.O (was funny as a kid), saw him feed it a whole stake once lol...poor goldy pass away tho. he is a good chap our Gordon :)

[linkeronesixtwo]

HOW!!

[zippypatrick]

Saw him in Bournemouth yesterday outside Fat Face, what a legend!

[andybmth1]

havnt seen him for a while, is he ok ? anyone ever see his dog a few years back, had a massive floor scraping pair of balls if i recall ?

[kerrybooboo]

hes not dead,i just saw him in poole bus station, doing up his shoe laces??!!!!

[mickymillar]

This man is my father he had sex with my mother at the time a russian prostitute! Yet he is not willing to accept it. I demmand a dna test. I too can tell the time without a watch. One day i will fight him on the streets and will uncover his dark secret of how he fools you into making you -think- he knows the time then everyone will know he's a fake. ah ha ah ha ha ha har! This is also true.

[DrKlinholt]

Gordon?

Yes he was an e.x. colleague of mine. He was a highly respected professor but i am not sure what happened? He may be acting? or some break-down. He could work out very hard mathematic calculations an sq root better than me. He studied for many years in Germany with my friend Hanns. Very true yes.

[actor2070]

Gordon..

He is an ex Uni lecturer and is really very intelligent. This is true

[hawkes316]

Sometimes i know the time, sometimes I make it up..... classic

[hardcore40k]

the reporter really drew the short straw that day, poor sod, gordy rocks tho!

[konigin2]

This is an awesome clip - I love how the reporter is nodding away, trying so hard not to laugh, and I love the way Gordon says "sometimes I make it up, sometimes I don't" at the end.

[simondav19]

gordon sucked my cock for 50p and half a bottle of wine when i was horny in town the other week, my name is james hawes

[CableEnable]

I threw half a mackerel at him for robbing my sandwich, hit him on the cheek. Fucking Star.

[TheEmoBarbieDoll]

ahha i love it when hes laughing n goes ohh i peed myself

[ryboy101]

Fucking Legend. Doesnt make a word of sense!

[fletch4president]

this man is a legend. and he really can do it!!! what a guy

[emzii123456789]

gordon isnt dead i saw him on thursday

[IxHAVExBIGxBALLS]

That reporter, fucking shit himself at the begining

[stealaway1]

Gordon is a placid gentle tenager

[markmckaytnt]

Sadly I must inform everyone that Gordon has passed away in his sleep last night. Regards to all on facebook for the support of him over the last six months

[adam9849]

thts a lie, i saw him the other day u liar

[TheEmoBarbieDoll]

thats bullhit i saw him last week!

fuckin nob

[A2thadoubleD]

i thought his real name was malcolm, not gordon. i lived 2 doors away from him for 21 years. good times :) anyone remember goldie (his dog)?

[electricbargainbabe]

Yeah my husband knows him, he bit him on his ass!

[karenmichellemorris]

yeh never used to be on a lead... quite docile though...

[xfrankie4evaxx]

wtf?!?!

i've known Gordon all my life

Hes no tramp

He lives in shirely road

dumb asses

[karenmichellemorris]

shirley not shirely

[Doodleswab]

I love you gordon!

[chrisrichings]

LOL

[ricp123]

aint seen gord for ages

[lollyloo2]

I've known Gordon since I was a child and my parents still live close to him. He used to walk around Winton and Bournemouth with his dog which was never on a lead but always very well behaved. Gordon is the nicest guy you'll ever meet and it amazes me that he has become so famous.

[fifilebon]

love the fact that gordy's been on the news!

[fifilebon]

love the fact that gordy's been on the news!

[Dustzman]

hahah crease

[caterer01]

I hear that Alan Gard is his relief

[kaptinkunt]

gordon u legend

[3cheekymonkeys]

so glad he is still going!!!

[bournmthessex]

legend