I think the main programmer on this was paid with a biscuit to make this.
It looks like it was crafted with all of the love, care, and attention of a starving prisoner chained in a basement, and given a biscuit to eat every month if he programs and develops a video game.
In fact, i'm positive that's how Hi-Tech Expressions ran their entire business.
i wish AVGN would review this game xD
DanmakuManiac 2 years ago
I think the main programmer on this was paid with a biscuit to make this.
It looks like it was crafted with all of the love, care, and attention of a starving prisoner chained in a basement, and given a biscuit to eat every month if he programs and develops a video game.
In fact, i'm positive that's how Hi-Tech Expressions ran their entire business.
KarmaXprod 2 years ago
i want this game what game systrm message me
brendanguy45 3 years ago
Nintendo...the regular one...i had it when i was a kid :\
Metaldude2084 3 years ago
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I also remember playing something like this when I got NES, I didn't beat it or even really get far.
Timsonourside 1 year ago
Did Hi Tech Expressions ever do any good games or do all of them suck badly?
Jac2Mac 3 years ago
WHY THE FUCK ISNT HE JUST WALKING NEXT TO THE RIVER? THERE'S NO OBSTACLE AT ALL ON THE GROUND
AND SINCE HE'S A FROG, WHY ISNT HE JUST SWIMMING
the angry video game nerd would just love this game...
gothicspoon 3 years ago
The driving level has the most inspired level design ever, doesn't it? (Sarcasm is so hard to pull off in written word.)
RedSalamander 3 years ago
leftover chicken makes your poop greasy
Skywarpx 3 years ago 4
I used to play this game when I was little. Is it just me, or does Kermit look like a space alien?
btm85bubs 4 years ago