Ask a Scorpion

[xxgoldmansionxx]

Stay over there lol

[MegaKooldood]

i could really go for some pickles

[blacknessboy666]

Scorpion is such a cool character!

[TheShadowstalker11]

@blacknessboy666 DAMN RIGHT DUDE

[blacknessboy666]

@TheShadowstalker11 Thank you.

[TheShadowstalker11]

@blacknessboy666 no problem :)

[PangTongNinja]

this really shows Scorpions hatred towards Sub-Zero

[awokai]

what the fuck is this?

[Raccaroo]

@awokai It's the newest advertisement spreading the good news about our lord and savior Jesus Christ.

[awokai]

@Raccaroo it´s just lame

[Raccaroo]

@awokai I'm sorry you feel that way. I'll try harder to impress you next time. Here, while you wait, let me whipe your ass and make you breakfast.

[awokai]

@Raccaroo I´m sorry,too...I feel sorry for you,I really do...people like you who are just bored to upload this shit,don´t waste your time on that,it´s just an advice,nice to meet you

[Kuraskvids]

@awokai 874 people say otherwise

[Raccaroo]

@awokai Hah....wow. I should be the one feeling sorry for you. I have a beautiful girlfriend who loves me, A steady job that pays well, a reliable vehicle, a safe place to live, a family that is always there for me, AND I enjoy doing cosplay, drawing, playing guitar, bass, piano, hiking, biking, and camping... What do you have?  Apparently not a lot. But yknow, I'll let you troll me as much as you want because it's obvious it's the only thing that makes YOU happy, and yknow? You deserve it.

[awokai]

@Raccaroo you don´t need to write a novel,I will not read it hahahaha

bye

[Raccaroo]

@awokai Thanks for proving my point even more. I bet you're sweatin' pretty hard after trying to read one paragraph. Did you pass grade school?

By the way, nobody, literally nobody gives a single shit about anything you say or think. Don't waste your time trying to piss me off because it is completely impossible.

[Raccaroo]

@awokai Thanks for proving my point even more. I bet you're sweatin' pretty hard after trying to read one paragraph. Did you pass grade school?

By the way, nobody, literally nobody gives a single shit about anything you say or think. Don't waste your time trying to piss me off because it is completely impossible.

[awokai]

@Raccaroo still talking? geeez

[Hypocrispy1]

@Raccaroo Now that is just sad....

[largest85]

he should have worn white contacts

[Raccaroo]

@largest85 Yeah, I really wanted to but I just didn't have the money at the time. Plus they make you blind if they are the solid white ones

[damienstarr]

dumb....

[theAIbinoNinja]

lol ask a ninja parody

[SuperGlonT]

PRES 7 all the time :))) <-~~~~~~ GET OVER THERE

[shelby4369]

~~~~~~~~~~~> GET OVER HERE!!!!!

[Ultimauser50]

About that "Byo...Commandoco...De­atho...­Being thing" I thought it was a dragon.

[BBSroll]

In a way it kinda makes sense, I mean he is from the netherrealm. A tiny portal could just open up out of his palm making the rope/chain never ending. But honestly who came up with a snake....

[lotusclown217]

lmfao!!! these have so been overdue! hillarious! please do more!  i have been wondering when someone was finnaly gonna do this!

[r4shka]

I would like to ask a question to Scorpion. The question is : How do you peel the flesh off your skull while you remove your ninja mask? And how come there's no blood? - by Rashelle Karlson alias R4shka

[samoanguy88]

do you think you can post a vid on how to make that costume

[Andresito91123]

This is a great video! That "get over here" expression sounds identical too. :D

[shlok733]

Hold 1 He masturbates.

Hold 7 He masturbates.

Hold 9 He masturbates.

[99681655]

@shlok733 lol xd

[ResidentEval619]

..... I love this..

[EngineersHitlerRants]

LOL you press 1 it says Penis, and if you hold he masturbates.

[Raccaroo]

@EngineersHitlerRants At first I thought this comment was immature and dumb. But then I realized how right you are, and now have nothing but respect for you. fucking GENIOUS

[Jetli2013]

@EngineersHitlerRants

ROFL !!! Press 3, then 1.

You have to master it (not that hard). But he ends up saying "SUCKIN' PENIS". LOL !!!!

[JJ95831]

@EngineersHitlerRants how did u have enough time to figure that out?! lolololololol

[TotalTwister]

@EngineersHitlerRants Are you 12?

[EngineersHitlerRants]

@TotalTwister No, you are.

[DumbAssSeries1]

press 1 and hold down 7 two diffrent funny things

[Hampsterman4]

MightyMorphinTacoPirateNinjaJe­susCyborgPowerRangerDoctorBaco­nHamsterSnappleMORTALKOMBAT

Trochees, BITCHES! (both of which are also trochees)

[acagrujic1]

extra

[travismontana64]

scorpion seems to be going on a diet so skinny he is

[legocontrollerjr]

actually the spear does come out of his hand.

[heavenishell112]

@legocontrollerjr no it doesn't, that's a rumor and the director decided to make the rumor true in the movie

[legocontrollerjr]

@heavenishell112 yes it does. i saw a screenshot and the spear is coming out of his hand!

[legocontrollerjr]

@heavenishell112 um okay i just got unchained and well i stand corrected

[heavenishell112]

@legocontrollerjr yeah just looked up a picture and your right. but still most game it doesn't come out of his hand though

[legocontrollerjr]

@heavenishell112 well in MK 9 it comes out of his hand but in deception he has it on his tool belt.

[LexiiLuvsyhu1234]

scorpionvsjonnnycang



[lolferrets]

funny thing is a wierd type of creature resembling a scorpions tail comes out of scorpions palm in the movie.

[shawnehallam]

ask a noob

[Arzaker]

actually the spear isnt a spear

its a kunai knife

sorry for getting technical...............i geuss ill just hara kiri then

[bestdudeever765]

ask a scorpion, only one question given and 50 answer gotten

[sk8er4life00001]

"Cocooowhooo someones not at home upstai-oww"

[DjMikal7]

i thought u had white eyes? wtf poser

[twistedmetalll2]

Scorpion got out of shape :(

[mortdepeur13]

funny but have soo much cut lol

[Dinker27]

My only response to the pickle analogy is....PICKLE SURPRISE!

I'm sorry, I had to call it. D:

[MrYomammaz]

animal coming out of your...EPIDERMIS

[Raccaroo]

@raeven1212 Yep.



[sohan1251]

dude where did u get the scorpion mask from cause i want one 2 :D

[theroundhousekick1]

and then you're like I don't really wan't pickles any more

[PAlln13]

uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh ooookkkkk...noob sucks

[sonicfan196]

your a demon there suppossed to

duh..

[SMOKINFIRE88]

i dont really want any pickles

[GillianGerardSingh]

Drunk Scorpion:Byo...Commandoco...De­atho...Being thing came out of my palm

Jade: wtf

[DevilRebellion]

Ask a Ninja skit. not bad

[goro343]

70 people wanted to asked Sub Zero a question.

[RafaMKFan]

white lens, please !

[1691tlc]

HANDY DANDY TOOL BELT RAG RAG RAG*upside down*RAG

0:27

[1cookiechimp]

the spear comes out his wrist not his hand

[Iraniancommunist777]

@akon22221

Noob is a pro lol

[Etrius17]

I want a pickle now... xD

[anothguy]

white eyes please and your have my like, sub and admire

[flaurosan]

scorpion is so skinny and awkward now...

[NickVarney12345]

68 people took pain from a pickle jar

[gabbi635]

"..Ow.. I just.. stabbed myself with this.."

Lolol.

[swink1231]

u cant hold that much rope on your HANDY DANDY TOOL BELT

[grandmaskina]

How did you become scorpion

[horvath94]

this mask is from spiderman, naruto or justin bieber?

[Raccaroo]

@horvath94 all three, sir

[bamaboi1994]

YO i will suck your dick for this costume

[Pepper6464]

I have a question for Scorpion. Does your rope shoot out when your mad or arouse?

[wildclaw32]

@BenjiTheReptil He used steroids in his early fighting years

[jjspade81]

lol so awesome

[prolego321]

Where did u got tha costume

[WASDJKLWASDK]

if the REAL scorpion watch this then he will be like THANK YOU MY FANS ARE ALWAYS ASKING ME TONS OF QUESTIONS!

[NilsxSin]

awesome video dude

[BFHKevin]

Scorpion cuts out the video too much ._.

[2112Addyboy]

lol!

turn on Transcribe Audio!

[2112Addyboy]

@mateusz6luty FUCK YOU

[Twytchums]

This was retarded, but I still lol'd.

Ask a ninja totally cuts and switches cameras like that, too, so good reference.

Good times.

[ShadowXxKnight]

hey scorpion why did you live at the next fight after a fatality? ^^

[clubpenguinmanger10]

@Raccaroo good job anyways!!

[clubpenguinmanger10]

The mask looks like a dead dog

[ejgonzalez11]

@ToonSxO it's actually a stupid lame snake -.- in the movie that is

[Pichufan172]

dear scorpion

why do you have a mask?

[MccZerk]

ill give u 100$ right now for that osem costume!

[PureRedemption9]

@Chaserbl fuck you

[coalb389]

@Raccaroo I guess in the movie they decided it would make him look more threatening or more "super natural". It's still the best movie based off of a video game though.

[Chaserbl]

gay

[stefan0dnv]

Epidermis LOL X'D

[tommierooney123]

llllloll

[Zerklio]

This made me laugh somethin' fierce. Well done, Scorpion! You kick ass and you're stilll my second all-time favorite villain.

[RyanCardillo]

HA this shit is funny

[leatherdust]

Lol at the donnie darko part

[YamiadraDJ]

Not bad

[raznor86]

why are scorpions arms skinny as with a 12 year old girl?

[cajoby]

"Pain is like opening a pickle jar"

So true

[anamariapizarro]

is really scoprion??

[125pokefreak]

HANDY DANDY TOOL BELT WHAT IS THIS BOB THE BUILDER? XD

[HaKuBoMb]

SETH ROGAN???

[autobotfan99]

what is subs zeros weak ness

[killaboya9009]

@Raccaroo scorpion does have muscles thats just him in a hand made scorpion costume

[ToonSxO]

@Raccaroo well in the 2d games you couldn't really tell, i think it comes out of his hand as there have been screen shots from mortal kombat deadly alliance where it shows it coming out of his hand, maybe they took the idea from the movie? who knows, i still believe it comes out of his hand but others have opinions

[donkeyswordsman]

yay thats sweet!

[BrickCity4eva]

@BenjiTheReptil Scorpion didn't work out in the making of the vid lol

[blacknessboy666]

Scorpion is my favorite Mortal Kombat character along with Sub-Zero. This video is awesome!

[HisagiWants269Renji]

lol....... Donny Darko... ahah it surprises me how many people have never heard of it

[Dewani90]

lol scorpion... btw, Carrie is my fav name... if i was not Flare i would be Carrie

[rise2avenge]

i think thats seth rogen when he was younger and was in donnie darko anyone agree or have you already worked it out?

[TheZombie13777]

epic fail the spear does come out of his hand

[sk8er4life00001]

@TheZombie13777 it used to before it got cut off

then he started to use a rope look it up

you fail

[TheZombie13777]

@sk8er4life00001 yeah in deception or was it deadly allianceright was the first 1 they did the rope but in the next 1 dindt the have it come outta his hand? and why did they switch it to a gay rope? it was like a living lizard thing

[sk8er4life00001]

@TheZombie13777 idk they got tired of animals coming out of his epidurmas xD

[Borisyoch]

Hey Scorpion i have got a question for you. When you do fatality and burn your opponent down with flame coming from your mouth, how much degrees is it in Celcius?

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999912213­23323wer2e 5434

[Borisyoch]

@TheZombie13777

You are not Scorpion.

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch GET OVER HERE AND TELL ME THAT!!!!

[Borisyoch]

@TheZombie13777

Don't Make Me Laugh!

Now you know who am i...

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch  r u lin kuei i will end your clan!

[Borisyoch]

@TheZombie13777

Actually i am Shao Kahn...

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch i shall destroy u...again u are nothing against a spector

[Borisyoch]

@TheZombie13777

And what is something against spector?

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch if u destroy me i shall return from the netherrealm even stronger until u are dead them i will rape your wife

[Borisyoch]

@TheZombie13777

Good luck!

[TheZombie13777]

@Borisyoch shao khan u are nothing! GET OVER HERE!!!!!!!!!and ill fuck u up!

[razorback202]

Seems like a rip off of "Ask a Ninja" just not funny......

[318SIDAVE]

@razorback202 It is both, a rip off & funny.

[zemo979]

@BenjiTheReptil ARE YOU KIDDIN LOOK AT THOSE HUGE PYTHONS :S

[BenjiTheReptil]

@zemo979 What the hekk are you talking about?

[zemo979]

@BenjiTheReptil about his gigantic muscles :S

[TheIntenseness]

Not bad.

[boeingnz]

His belt bucckle look like a

COOKIE : )

[Zaidon7]

I wish I had thought of this.

[snowdjagha]

i have a question:

yesterday i encounterd a scorpion in the mall and he sticked his spear in my heart.

am i pregnant?

[snowdjagha]

i have a question:

yesterday i had a spear sticked into my heart (i encountered a scorpion in the mall).

am i pregnant???

[TheClodfather]

My handy dandy toolbelt!! KWAAA!!

[KingIronFist1]

haahahaha your funny dude you should be reptile next hahah

[ninjamonkey721]

that is an amazing costume dude

[punkrockmonk07]

please do more of these !! haha

[eishiba10]

hey question! is the yellow part of the costume one piece with the black under neath? if not, whats the yellow part made out of?

[Raccaroo]

@eishiba10 It's black leather-textured vinyl with yellow fleece on top.

[ScramblesAndSanchez]

LOL! "its unlikely that you can hold that much rope on your hand dandy tool belt"

[CoronaPr123]

"Actually, I just keep it in my handy dandy.....TOOL BELT!! HAA YAA RAGRH SCHRYAA, QUAAAA!"

"Yes, I speak a little french...."

Sub'd.

[Deader87]

THANKS FOR THE QUESTION CARRIE. I LOOK FORWARD TO PLUCKING THE BRAINS FROM YOUR SKULL LIKE A PICKLE FROM A JAR VERY SOON, HEEE YAAAA. GET OVER HERE!!!

[404040c]

how do you make this custume you should do a how to video or make em and sell them id buy one

[Escalade19930]

na ez oké XD

[HSnake5]

Hahaha, the battle cries were exactly like in the games. Did you put the voice over it or did the mask really did all the job?

[Raccaroo]

@HSnake5 That was all my voice.

[AlexSmashX2]

This Video Equals awesome.

[Pinstr]

that kunai real or fake

[TheMortalkombatdude]

i like the spear that one is really cool can you show me how to make the costume and the spear

[rsdewd]

thats a kunai knife from naruto :D

[Raccaroo]

@rsdewd Kunai's are not from naruto, they just happen to be in naruto.

[rsdewd]

@Raccaroo u see i put a :D smilie at the end. means im joking.

[ultrasonicninja123]

@Raccaroo Sigh naruto fans these days >.>

@Raccaroo its not that it HAPPENS to be in naruto its just the Kunai is a Ninja Knife which since Naruto is mainly about ninjas it has Ku