Find our your credit score - Credit Expert advert

[Kenobi5001]

My aged aunty Nora took my virginity in a room just like that, and yes there was an immigrant butler to serve us cocktails after.

[sirownage23]

very useful information from the experts! "the-credit-experts.co.uk"

[Jarren202]

Jesus Christ, some of the comments here truly take the biscuit.

Tell you what lads, go out and get a job. Maybe then you'll stop raging over credit score adverts with humour that flies right over your tiny brains.

[hectorlupino]

What exactly is that blue stuff he's drinking?

[Jarren202]

@hectorlupino Distilled orange juice

[RossGrahammm]

Ice from the sea of tranquiltiy, thats on the moon :)

[turtlechocky]

This advert puts me to sleep.

[stevewhi1972]

It's saying we know you are not thick, but we are offering a service you pay for monthly. That makes us money rich & if you don't phone to cancel your direct debit, you get poorer.

[thefuckincoolone]

this advert does my head in. and that guy talkin rubbish does my head in "no i insisit"

[User85871]

creditexpert is a load of bollocks and so is these annoying adverts

[Hybrid911LP]

I'm using this as a bad example in my marketing tutorial task haha

[TUniqueUK]

Fuck Right Off!

[MikeOxsmells]

Credit expert? How does 'go fuck yourself' sound? You've got NOTHING on me, you irritating, scruffy looking cunt. Credit Experts marketing fuckwits must be on another fucking planet if they think this crap will somehow make me give a fuck.

[charanjit1974]

funking bar-steward..

thye stop people from having a good credit because if you have a dept these guys say yes or no to it.

[p3eta]

no comment on the ad, but i was wondering if the chinese guy is mako? (voice over for prince zuko's uncle in hte cartoon 'avatar')

pls forgive me if its already been posted but i cant be botherd to read the other comments coz all the complaints make it sound boring :)

[missshannonlee1]

this advert makes me fall asleep! YAWNNN!!!!!!

[thingupstairs]

Wouldn't it be great if the stuffed animal at the beginning was a Meerkat? I hate those frigging adverts.

[creamface]

Isn't that the blue liquid they use in tampon commercials?

[KYLE1987BIKES]

At 27 seconds what does he say "they know that" or "I know that"

Were all having a sad argument at work about this.

PLEASE ANSWER EVERYBODY.

[thedude1325]

@KYLE1987BIKES He says "They know that". You can even see him move his hand towards the camera (aiming at us).

[hamsterondrugsno1]

@KYLE1987BIKES They know that

[AimalCool]

I've been thinking we should spend a bit more time together. Why not visit my personal website creditexpert.co.uk, and learn more about your credit report. You can enjoy it for 30 days, absolutely free. No, no, I insist. Ice, from the Sea of Transquility. That's on the moon. They know that.

[paulsu27]

Erm, theres no water on the moon dumbbo! The sea of tranquility is just what they call the bit that they landed on in 1969, it has a blue tint because of the high metal content in the rocks so they called it the sea. This advert bugs me, lol.

[powuhas]

i love this ad and i don't even know why

[distortion300]

THAT IS ON THE MOON!!!!! am i the only one who loves that chineese man, I WANT 1

[SueBea]

This guy (bearded one) is seriously creepy!

[stephen4600]

it kills me every time i see it , richard bransons dad

[TheSunzuki1983]

This was just on ITV3. I don't get it.

[mikeywatt1980]

i dont get it, have i missed a joke or sumfin? what does it mean

[SuperSliq]

shit advert!!! yeah its shit girls... the company it self are as dodgy as the day is long, just sign up hand over you details and you will see.

[proteoid]

Love these adverts. I think some people take them too serious. They are supposed to be surreal and and off the wall humour (I think !!).

[AbbeyRoadForever]

@proteoid Exactly!

[madstaxman]

what a day? Lol! I luv it!

[lukespooky]

TERRIBLE ADVERT

hehe so randum!

[NIK111123]

Amazing!

[KamikazeElvis]

Just who this is pretentious cheese-ball? Not only do these deliberately irritating ads (and there's plenty of them) make me NOT want to have anything to do with the company behind them, but they ensure that I will now actively boycott them from now on. FUCK YOU, marketing twats.

[Mofosvids]

@KamikazeElvis

I agree, these adverts just put you off wanting to visit the site. Whothe fuck is that annoying twat in the fake addidas 2 stripe track suit anyway? Think he's had a few too many, his speech sounds slurred. Bad advert

[VanWhistler]

@Mofosvids His name is Howard Lee.

He's that crap, when he was in Coronation Street recently, he played a chap called "Howard Lee".

[thefuckincoolone]

@Mofosvids . i kno its wrong. "we should spend some time together no i insist" WTF this guy creeps me out id be running away.

[MiKeYLiKeY27]

The thing about this fucking advert is when he says " nwah I insist". What a pompous little prick. I could literally reach into the TV set and strangle the creep. The level of anger this advert produces in me is immense. He is either a complete prat or an Oscar winning actor playing a complete prat. If the Chinese guy shot him in the next advert, I would definitely buy a credit report.

[izenick90]

great advert!

[shinraninja]

i love these guys on the advert they are amazing

[marrymother]

love it!!! boring are people, who think it's boring. i dont give a shit about my credit report, but love to watch this two guys and who knows, maybe one day will visit their website.

[LaurenJx3]

This advert puts me to sleep. its SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOO boring.

[karatebuff]

Who the hell does he think he is Jimmy Saville!!

[madstaxman]

i love these ads! More pls! If im right,the liquid is creme de meth.expensive stuff.makes me lol how much he has in a glass.

[Mofosvids]

@madstaxman

Creme de menthe is green mate. I was thinking Bombay Sapphire or blue curacao

[Urburno]

Lol the Chinese butler makes it funny, this ads legend.

[OlagGan]

Actually who the hell is the Chinese Actor. I swear I've seen him somewhere before but I can't for the life of me remember where. (And he ain't Burt Kwok who takes most of the Chinese roles going :-))

[hobogloves92]

ice, from the sea of tranquility. thats on the moon.

[Sinvey]

The stranger the better. I'd rather watch this funny ad all day long instead of the usual boring standard commercials that try to appear serious or modern and semi-humorous, yet neither contain any useful/honest info on the product nor are remotely interesting regardless of how many money some company invested in its colorful images and funky tune.

This here is a most welcome change from the norm. Although I agree about the "I know that" being too much.

[rd21311]

@Sinvey He says 'They know that' not 'I know that'.

[Sinvey]

@rd21311 He does? Huh - not a native speaker, so it may happen that I have trouble with accents. In that case, it is somewhat funny again. ;)

[TheMattmoo47]

a god awful ad, its sooo anoying it has made me mute adverts until the tv show i want comes on,. its cringey. and pathetic. wtf is the chinese bloke doing.

[andyochs]

I don't understand why people like this advert, its absolutely shocking. Everytime it's on i'm left thinking '...what?' The last bit's complete crap, unfunny and absolutely irrelevant. Stuff like this doesn't make tv worth watching when it's filled with utter wank.

[netmademillionaire]

@andyochs I AGREE TOTALLY, this advert not only pisses my right bollock off, but does my fuckin head in... PATHETIC and SHIT!!! Grrrrrr makes me so angry i mute the TV lol

[thaines]

It's a very strange advert but it does linger in the mind and that's just what the advertisers want.

[Mofosvids]

@thaines

Lingers in the mind for all the wrong reasons though! Never once have I watched one of these irritating adverts and actually bought the product, if anything it's quite the opposite

[Stupidstupidthing2do]

Did the credit expert guy in shell suit direct it himself? Must have done, what a cheesy god awful advert!

Now a message from our sponsor and master - 'I am considerably richer than you!!'

[mickyfatbones]

Great stuff

[imperialnoise]

brilliant

[FallOutBoyUK]

Hehe. I love these adverts. I'll be exactly like him, the day I win the lottery =D

[Nuskrad]

If he's so rich, why is he drinking meths?

[electroflux]

LFMAO! :D