I'm Not Here To Make Friends '09

[CrazyChica1515]

Omg Sandra! I didn't like her but I loved Allison and that was my fav season of ANTM

[cardigans98]

and yet they don't win in the end.

[Deliciousfruit233]

You know, I'm still not convinced that the producers aren't somehow forcing the contestants to say that phrase. I mean, that line comes up in EVERY reality show multiple times, at least once every season.

[lakersking22]

Oh god at the end megan .. cant stand her

[tannerpetero]

Except for that guy. 0:08

[WolfPawDragonClaw]

...I'm here to make friends.

[timmy9g]

If I ever make it on a reality show(which is doubtful because I have integrity) during the interview section I will state "I merely came to make friends, and have a good time."

[HSOUIXZ]

Liars, everyone of them!

Now me...I am really NOT here to make friends.

I am not even here at all.

There is not internet.

There is no You Tube.

It's all a pigment of my imagination.

(waits for the many people who will tell me what word I should have used like it's some Sesame Street episode)

I'm not here to make friends, you are all a pigment of my imagination.

[meerkat7]

@HSOUIXZ If you knew you used the wrong word, why did you use it? Why not use the right word and not comment on it?

[j2201987]

@HSOUIXZ "pigment of my imagination"

Um, don't you mean pigment of my REFRIGERATION?

[HSOUIXZ]

@j2201987

Okay....see now that's better. Kudos to you, fella.

"Pigment of my refrigeration."

LMAO!

Very, very, very funny!

[Pugartes]

'Im not here to post another comment I'm just here to win the prize' lol

[cheeezi]

How many contestants say this line and win that competition?

[BabyGirlGoddess]

lol at the tags...

"i'm here to win muscular dystrophy"

[MrUsername5678888]

What's up with homegirl's right eye at 2:15????

[DeathnoteBB]

@MrUsername5678888 she be derpin

[monchoco223]

lol 1:25 rejection XD



[cyborgtroy]

0:03 - Whatever, I'm not here to have the correct aspect ratio!

[amazingdany]

That's odd, I wanna punch every single one of them bozos saying that stupid phrase.

[16mmDJ]

The first one was the best

[tubeneophyte]

I too found my way here via your segment aired on NPR

[ricaard]

Same here, NPR...

[VoxNocturn]

I just heard you on NPR where this video was mention by you. Had to visit.

[TheMagicCamcorder]

A reality show that actually involved people being nice to each other would be revolutionary.

[HyugaJorgie]

"Maybe we could be friends?"

"Girl, no."



[SKELLETONTK]

i love megan at the end ♥

[runnergirl010]

sooooooo they're NOT here to make friends?! At least thats what I think they are trying to say

[BooKitteh]

"Make a friend? No."

[008xtreme]

"I'm not here to make friends, I have lots of friends back home, I'm here for the competition, to win the money." x 20 = reality show.

[VWatch07]

Paris Hilton's My New BFF?! What the fuck's going on here?

[Nano512]

1:28 what kind of pantie she has???

[brianjonesone]

i atecher momz out too

[brianjonesone]

the game is stupid anyone who thinks its real is reets! you come into my zone tryin to "play da game" you will get boxed out!!!!!! scumfux toothouzantin sssssssssssssssss we aint here to help you make no frienz beeeeeeeexch

[belgurdo]

I'm not here to make friends...I'm here to lose this fucking contest!

[Badgersprite]

I wanna make friends. =D

[TheGreatMozeek]

I'm not suprised with the last female. Girls from Montgomery county, Md are arrogant as hell, anyway. I should know. I live here.

[kizzle1203]

notice that the people who say that never win the show that theyre on. because that attitude gets you NOWHERE in life.

[bitragale]

I'm not here to make friendsnhgmghgmgmm

[acclimations]

I love the part when she's like, "I'm not here to make friends!"

[overtheflats]

1:48 What did that gamer say?

[Quane14]

lmao "i will step on the back of their neck to get to the top" lmao!!!!

[Mokonamon]

we need a late 2009/early 2010 version! please richfofo!

[richfofo]

@Mokonamon Once a year, baby. Wait till July.

[ColdClamChowder]

Everyone is instantly meaner on Reality TV.

[VWatch07]

:49 - What a DICK!

[aveuch]

MEGAN :)

such a lovely surprise ending :)

[spongebob882]

I'm not here to make friends....I giggle every time i catch it on a TV show

[VWatch07]

1:55 - Either she has good acting skills or she's a fucking bitch! Those people are the main reason I LOATHE reality shows.

[beejor]

They should make a reality show called "America's Next Best Friend" and then all the contestants wouldn't know what to say.

[pang5]

I love you.

[GoldenGashBell]

@beejor "I'm not here to... uh... win? No. WAIT. CRAP." *elimination*

[DeathnoteBB]

@beejor "I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to be a friend - FOR AMERICA." :D

[franknasch]

@beejor That's kinda funny then. We will definitely see one contestant yells "THIS IS A COMPETITION! I AM HERE TO WIN! I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS! I LIKE YOU ALL GUYS!" :D

[zapbolt]

FUUCK YOOOU!!!!

[VWatch07]

Actually, I'm here to make friends! Screw the money! I want friends!

[Whatisright]

we need a show where they're there to make friends

[SpicyBriCurryCheese]

Thank you ! I just said this about a week ago.

[farfromfantastic]

I'm here to make friends! Fuck love. If it goes south in the relationship, then you can rely on those friends to support you. And what kind of person do you seem like to the "love of your life" if you can't make friends?

[MissLizzIERO]

Lmfao, 0:38.

[jjlucash]

I'M NOT HERE TO MAKE G**-DAMN MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS! x_x

[Pavlovscat567]

I'm here to make friends. Anyone free on Thursday?

But seriously. I think it's all about insecurity. It's another way of saying, "Dear God, I hope people like me, even if I lose!"

[crazygirl97]

hahahahaha

[arellia]

Oh god the beginning scared the crap out of me.

AH'M NOT HERE TO MAKE FREEENDS

[angelopez189]

i'm not here to make friends! if u say tht at a competition i'm sure u don't WIN! off course u re there to win but, HEY be gentle

[urbanagorilla]

LOL

[Sketchodie]

I am here to make friends. They get you jobs.

[californiamike2003]

I'm not here to make friends! I'm here to watch videos of random people saying I'm not here to make friends!

[arringtony]

what happened to angelea?

[zyphoid666]

LOL awesome. Loved the " 1 woman's journey" bit too. Btw, who the fuck is Ray J?

[WeabooName]

The male version of Kim Kardashian basically. He's known for being Brandy Norwood's brother and having a sex tape. (Which he made with Kardashian ironically enough.)

I am ashamed that I know that. (I had to look it up though. Because I didn't know who he was either.)

[93euro]

1:26 is definitely the best one!

[ErnestMenville]

As Bowie said:

"I 'm afraid of Americans"

[LarryDean6987]

Hey now, ErnestMenville.. SOME of those reality nutjobs shown were British too! Granted, MOST were Americans, but not ALL of them. haha.

[piperfras]

Please someone do

I'm different

[matelotgeek]

fucking crazy animals

[LAVATORR]

I once took a tour of the factory where they manufacture reality TV contestant's personalities. Dave, our tour guide gave us a preview of the '10 Machiavellian Bitch-Goddess and Shirtless Alpha Male: Codename "Josh". I was sworn to secrecy on the details, but let's just say next season's gonna be a real treat!!!!

[MysticKoolaid]

0:50 - 0:58 - And this guy's in the service industry...

[avadakedavra62442]

roflmaooo at sandra

damn

[jonfrum]

I love the white girl with the bobble-head movement.

[Chrisbajs]

Reality TV - the flagship of idiocy.

[MrUsername5678888]

@Chrisbajs No, that would be religion.

[RockinPanic]

LOL :P

[Mac1779]

This is the exact reason why the cut-and-paste nature of tv sucks hard.

This is also the reason why I don't have cable anymore.

[DaanDobber]

I am here to make friends. Call me.

[Katyjen]

Who's the guy in the sunflower costume from Big Brother?

[bq552]

a douche

[changs2006]

im not here on youtube to make friends!

[vomitinglols]

ohhh rich! you make me giggle.

[DAJ01]

It'd be great if one of these shows actually made it so the winner was the one who made the most friends.

[Down10]

That's brilliant! "Make the Most Friends" -- person with the most Friendship Bracelets at the end of the show wins!

[dicobalt]

Reality TV, what a waste of human existence.

[ToriAndyErica]

Great vid

[SkydivingCoroner]

1:25 Haha!

"Maybe we can kinda be buddies?"

"Girl, no."

[itsn8]

angelea<333

[pimpdad79]

Fuck Reality Shows!

[NoMercyJustCruelty]

I'm not here to make friends...unless they're made out of Play-Doh.

[Walrus487]

I love money 2's and real chance of love's were the best.

[moyga]

fuck people like that, mild sociopaths.

[xawesomexelix]

The American Dream:

"We're here to win, not to make friends."

LOL I love this video.

[Bloodsaberxy]

rofl, sandra is such a great example haha

[CakesByJp]

LMAO AT HELLLS KITCHEN

[teemuruskeepaa]

I'm not here to make friends wtf!? Ban this schizo bullshit. And put all those bullies in good order and discipline.

[bigsteelguy]

Being greedy is so weak and cowardly, Friendship is so much more than money. These shows make me sick to see these people act like this. Luckily i don't watch too many of them.

If all the money disappeared in the world in all bank accounts what would we do?

Try to answer that one.

We would probably just move on without a currency and start working to a new world community. BY SHARING WITH EVERYONE.

I suppose these people don't know the true value in life.

[mcmanus38]

Go back to Russia

[timm9]

played out saying.....

[starsbil]

meghan hauserman, damn! she's fine

[bigdsears]

i'm waiting for the reality show 'the ultimate skank'.

[TrunksieX]

the last one is hot

[Bizazah]

Im here for my riches

fuck the fame and the bitches!

[nateislegend]

I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to get the money.

Assholes...

[zndprophet]

Wow. This planet is full of douche bags.

I would love to make friends, but all I find are assholes, who I would be better off not knowing at all.

Seriously-I'm not that picky. Just someone who I can have a stimulating conversation with-someone who's not hyper sensitive, someone who's not as dumb as a rock, someone who's not vindictive, conniving, annoying, or overbearing.

But apparently-that's too much to fucking ask anymore.

Wow, just 10 years ago it wasn't-wtf is happening?

[Bloodsaberxy]

if i could give you 10 more thumbs up i would

[zndprophet]

Thanks it's relieving to know I'm not the only one who sees it.

[VWatch07]

@zndprophet Yeah... sometimes I feel the same, but I remind myself that the world's not just douchebags. Just remember the nice people you've met along the way. It might make you feel better.

[SaitoBatch]

@VWatch07 It just happens that douchebags are drawn to being on reality TV while forgetting that said attitude makes people outside a show hate them too.

[VWatch07]

@SaitoBatch Well, "forgetting" after all. In my point of view, they do it on purpose, probably under the childish logic of "all attention is positive attention".

[mydancehalldrug]

HAHAHAHA

they DO they say that a lot

[MorganIsFly01]

"mabey we could kinda be buddie"

"GIRL NO! IM NOT HERE FOR FRIENDS GIRL " haha lol so mean

[timm9]

very cold....but funny to a outsider.

[goddessofallmusic]

i love big brother

[Crazyeraser1]

"We're here to play the game!"

Me: "I LOST the Game!" Also, reality shows are sooo fake. The only one I watch is TDI/A.

[fearification]

Richfofo. I have to say this; you're amazing. I'm mean you're Amazingly amazing. I mean you're more amazing than Celine Dion. And as you know, as you stated so shrewdly, Celine Dion is THE amazing. Well you are more amazing than Celine Dion, dude. That's that.

[fangurlz]

did she die?

[Supersmurf62]

The truth hurts. It hurts badly. I can't believe I am kinda like these assholes.

[ramio1983]

Hi, my name is Ramey...And i am here to make friends!

[laughingmandude]

I'm not here to make friends.

[Kmarrie1990]

Shut the hell up you fake reality people. No one wants to be any of your friends either. Find something better to do with your lives instead of being a bunch of liars just so that you can make money from it. And also..reality shows really need to die off already. :)

[aliceborealis]

Your name says it all, ya re-re.

[DownSyndromeGimp]

you muddy

[aliceborealis]

I guess only your fellow klan re-re's are supposed to know what that means, you booger eatin hillbilly.

you dummy

[Socoolscienceshow]

"Im not here to make friends." LMAO!

[jennytheamazing]

lol most of those people usually lose

or go crazy and leave

[Edina759]

the girl at 2:08 looks like selena gomez and sounds like her 2

[bitragale]

lmfao you have it right, sadly. i watched the show and SOMETIMES there were prizes but it was ultimately depressing to watch. stupid, too.

[nfan08]

haha funny good job.

[razputen91]

you can see that chicks underwear at 1:27 LOL! just sayin

[lolalaurentina]

Everytime they say this in shows I wish someone would put them together in a video.

FINALLY.

[redemption575]

lmao americas next best friend

[1888junkteam]

excellent work!

[shadowpuppets69]

lol, wheres the real world?  plenty of em in there, just recently i think.

[asvoriapenxil]

I love the ending part

[Sofia565]

xDD

[harleyjkd]

the "Im here for the top of the ladder" mentality... I thought this was the motto of the boomer generation not the Y generation?

[FlameHazeWarrior]

Those "I'm not here to make friends" people are always put into these shows to stir up some drama...and maybe a few more ratings. I don't anyone would even WANT to be their friends...X3

[3SHORTBUS3]

1:26 - 1:31 hahah

[ClocktowerMadness]

Good God there's a show called Paris Hilton's British best Friend? x'DD

[bonekeep]

I'm not here watching this to make friends.

[schnitzie13]

The last part would have been funnier if she looked at you on the 3rd go-round and said, "FUCK you!" =;-P

[molewizard]

I can't believe I didn't lose the game until 1:40.

: /

[Shortenstien]

I didn't watch this video to make friends.

[SlowRunner90]

omg WCG.. jamal was like the world's biggest a-hole ever

[neonevangelion666]

The muscle dystrophy guy was so random.. but I laughed haha.

[freewaytav]

haha remorse

[gabeistheawesomest]

lol

[jellotime91]

LOL MEGAN!!!!

I'M not here to make friends. jhahaha

[oscardaone]

Only competitive reality shows usually have people who are like that. The sad fact is that they wan't the prize or the money. I don't even watch these shows anymore.

[TOMATOJUICEPIE]

poptub must really like this person

[j2201987]

@ 0:49 it sounds like he says "Anal Friend of Mine..."

[kekemankek]

Reality tv shows like Big Brother and the people on it are so obnoxious, it makes me angry how people even watch that kind of shit

[atrainbowsend]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. good vid^^

[fennnyyy]

aaw, maybe they need friends..haha

[kthankxbye]

People that say they are not here to make freinds really are there to make friends.

[svennybob]

Every one of these people are morons.

[QueenLioness84]

I can't stand that bitch megan! She's low class and gutter butt nasty!

[nzingamina]

Loved the Sandra part....lol.

[jakemonrean]

0:2 She's so damn sexy!

[DB5tothehive]

? What's the deal with the porn-esque intro ending?

hahah this is funny! sooo true