Red Sox Sell Out Of Commemorative "Collapse 2011" Hats, T-Shirts

[xXRAGEXx72]

It would be funnier if they cursed

[Kinkas08]

"Atlanta Braves escape blame" - True story.

[selowe2011]

Bucky Dent >>>>>Derek Jeter

[Zazlimel]

0:32 LOL

[roykuo4]

onions gold

[Cascarino33]

lolll hilarious

[TheAutiger13]

i am a red sox fan and that was funny as hell.

[SnoBlackMelbkour]

doc's "smh" is badass :D

[25ostrich]

must get that hat!

[kushyushy420]

ticker @ 0:24

[mikma]

mikma was here

[jj237]

Fuck you onion, you've gone to far! Haha.

[UTubesApexPredator]

"Atlanta Braves Escape all blame"

Lol, thats so true. I forgot they even collapsed.

[HHBones]

I'm from Boston, and I have to admit that was hysterical.

[d3hit]

LoL watched the countdown on the bottom left the whole time...

[blazinglory42]

You could see the dude on the right start to crack up at 40 sec in

[eagleclawproduction1]

we used to suck at base ball, then we were good, now we suck again, so looks like we're gonna be focusing on hockey- signed a boston fan

[articcoyfox]

This is so on the money. The collapse allows the sox fans to wallow in more self pity.

[Cytacon]

A beany on a bulldozer... I LOLd.

[thecanadianDJ]

0:30 - Papelbon blows season because he thought it's be funny

[URKillingme100]

I'm from Boston and I have to say, I agree, we are disgusting.

[Truthiness231]

@URKillingme100 Though do remember that no matter how horribly wretched and repulsive those from Boston are, I'd still rather be around a crowd of them than a crowd of those from Philly... =P

[ProfBlahson1]

I read the title as "Rod Sex"....

[ForceRecon198]

@ProfBlahson1 same thing really

[timothy22597]

As a Red Sox supporter, I find this video pretty damn hilarious.

[JSasRays]

Carl Crawford researches how Bill Buckner killed himself,

LMAOLMAOLOLOL

only a real baseball fan gets this

[Stormcloudxa1]

LOL

[RTPSports]

GREAT!

[Philwood878]

more of these, they are sooo funny

[Simon5005]

I'm from Boston and this is hilarious! 

[Snakebite105]

Fuck you i'm from Boston.

[Xaklyth]

@Snakebite105 fail, read a book

[CrazyDave408]

This sums up post '04 Red Sox fans as a whole perfectly. As a life long Red Sox fan I naturally find Pink Hat Nation disgusting and can only hope a collapse like this gets them off the bandwagon.

And I loved this video. We are pretty damn obnoxious.

[askarana]

Atlanta Braves scape all blame

[maggitPL]

I want today now. :3

[kerrywsmyth]

Love them making fun of PTI

[santa6688]

This is The Onion that I love.

[phillipflsmith]

doc u dont look good in hats its like outtin a beanie on a bulldozer hahahahahhaah

[The1Sherwin]

Why did I read sex doll the 1st time?

[Dandramere]

@The1Sherwin Buecsae we olny raed the fsirt and lsat lterts our, barnis are fnuny lkie taht.

[Offended83Shadow]

I am a redsox fan. Die hard. I am also one of the most disgusting obnoxious people alive

[Nielsen700]

These guys should do the commentary for Madden 13.

[Gales99]

I love how they shout like mad just like the fake news organisations do.

[ps2nolimits]

i love this new sports series

[majorianmask]

Love onion

[Montera15]

the only thing missing is the yankees logo on all of that stuff

[JmH551]

when i first red the title i tought it said "red sex dols" lol

[chub321]

Boston sports fans are disgusting for sure, but not all of Boston...

[wge621]

I fuckin love boston

[urhere44]

I'm from Boston. And I AM disgusting!

[wge621]

@urhere44 ha same here, no need to state the obv

[Oli3TB76]

White dude's face at :39 secs lmao

[LostManSays]

I like videos that trash entire cities, countrys, ethnicitys and fan bases.

[CubesForAKid]

I gave an avid red sox fan a pair of worn out red socks and a sympathy card. He didn't even read the card...

[ChillblaineFilms]

Why do sports commentators like these always sound like they're using really shitty microphones?

[pokemanz]

"Atlanta Braves Escape All Blame" lol

:(

[Luisin88]

facking love these.

[drumguy2007]

seriously Boston fans really are douchebags though

[lilpeaceacrap]

@drumguy2007 Not really

[drumguy2007]

@lilpeaceacrap no, really they are

[lilpeaceacrap]

@drumguy2007 I'm a Boston fan and I'm not.

[jeanismohamed]

@drumguy2007 ahhh a mad fanboy who came here to whine.

[xboxman79]

I love how they just shout at each other :D

[beayn]

The yelling in these videos just gives me a headache...

[05khanha]

@beayn: yet you still watch them?

[beayn]

@05khanha No, I turn them off pretty quick.

[Xmaggot93X]

i've never been so confused in my life.

[joebarrrs]

I've been waiting for the onion to talk about bostons collapse and all i get is 55 secondds damn

[DemoraX]

and thats why the red sox will never win the series.

[Stoudman]

@DemoraX Umm. They already did. Did you mean to add an "again"? Or are you just retarded?

[DemoraX]

@Stoudman its a quote from lost :P

[mackler]

Bill Buckner

[raptors11111]

Ahh I love these episodes, 55 seconds is too short!

[DRCRAZY03]

Im a Redsox fan, and it was a dissapointing end to the season.. But ohhhh welll

Cant always have what you want.

I found this video veryy funny and i would love to get that shirt.

Being a fan of a team means being there through loss and wins.

Something Yankee fans should learn.

[alwaystextback]

And the only person I hate more is you!

[dclaver2]

Look on the bright side, the Red Sox did something that no other team has ever done before.

[eezee83]

I live in Boston and a die hard fan of the Sox and I love this!

[renumeratedfrog]

This is getting tiring.... come up with something new, Onion....

[To411u]

Is it true that the most millionaires in the United States live in? Boston? I'd think it was L.A. or New York or something..

[epayne6]

These two NEED their own show! Make it happen Onion!!



[0920340543]

Ha ha..I'd hate us too..! City of Champions baby..suck it.

[alexhong100]

If only espy was that cool I'd watch it everyday.

[0920340543]

@alexhong100 WTF is Espy?

[alexhong100]

@0920340543 lol meant espn. damn auto correct

[SocaTrain]

go yanks!!!

[dangerouslytalented]

CAN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SATIRE AND REAL SPORTS PROGRAMMING...

[volunteernation16]

@dangerouslytalented you're an idiot then

[dekotahh]

the saviors of onn.

[MiCKi914]

I can't tell the difference between this and real sports news...o___o

[MrHotroddoc]

love how stupid and horrible Boston fans are!

[MrHotroddoc]

most miserable losers on the planet!

[MrSubzero98]

boston sucks. 

[pnutbuddha]

GO CARDINALS....We have more World Series titles than the Red Sux

[1LostMy0therAccount]

Lol

[dreamerzilla]

Lol so true! Go Rays!!

[ah332]

I LOVE GOOMF!!!!

[StalkingRainbow]

"a beanie on a bulldozer"

That actually sounds pretty bad ass.

[bulmeruk]

Stop shouting your report is too rushed :(

[ihappy1]

"Orioles fans wish for a record good enough to collapse from"

... yeah we kind of do

[TheSpartan4812]

y u be hatin on us Bostonians?

[scrivs01]

who else saw sex in the title

[Funel321]

this is gold lmao

[heindrich1988]

oh dear... as a Brit with no interest in baseball, this non-the-less concerns me given who owns my beloved Liverpool FC...

[odd0odium]

I only understand the last word of every sentence.

[kurumais]

this show has gotten really good

[masticina]

YEAH! Now that is sports news!

[masticina]

YEAH! Now that is sports news!

[thestrokes1164]

I live near Boston, and he's right, we're celebrating big time. I want me one of those shirts!

[bomcheese]

im not a baseball fan, but i find this hilarious.

[CapnAkira]

God I wish that "collapse" hat was real.

[RiotRanger]

who likes this crap

[P3Gaming]

GOOMF is fucking amazing.

[boss1001]

I'm not from Boston, but this is fucking hilarious.

[GracefulAssassin9]

"Orioles wishing they had a record good enough to collapse from"

[87solarsky]

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[LoudmouthSeth]

I'm a Sox fan, and I find this hilarious. Where can I buy one of those hats?

[BaBYPuNCheR133]

I'm glad the Sox collapse overshadowed the Braves' collapse.

[Bitoru]

Seriously, please post more of these I can't stop laughing.

[Eddy515]

that was really good y rnt there more segments like this

[nickab88]

Boston still is one of the greatest sports cities...just like new york...our fans are the same and everything.

[MyCrownOfWorms]

@nickab88 Fuck you

[nickab88]

@MyCrownOfWorms why cause our teams win? well for the most part anyway

[Erilis666]

I can never tell if these dudes are agreeing or disagreeing... @_o

[BaileysBeads]

@Erilis666 that's the thing with sports fans.

[LikeANinja64]

I live in boston and I've always hated the sox. This is funny! XD

[Sabohaque]

@LikeANinja64 I noticed growing up in New England that you have mostly Sox fans, but a significant minority of Yankees fans. It's like collective trolling

[LikeANinja64]

@Sabohaque Yankees all the way. At first I just liked them when i was young cuz everyone hated them, but now its more because they're actually a good team. I'm sure there'll be more yankee fans next season since the sox... you know :P.

[zythepsarian]

i hate these sports but i love this show heh

[GSCommander]

I would buy a Boston Red Sox Collapse shirt just because I hate them.

Hilarious video.

[blacksncommercials]

Funny and slightly true!!!

[wildbilltexas]

LOL.. great parody. GO RANGERS!!

[lilwubba]

"Orioles wishing they had good enough record to collapse from." Me too :(

[Slapppppp]

THIS IS SO FUCKING GOOD

[Nionicle]

OMFG GET OUT OF MY FACE?!?!

[Deadmansparty2002]

Funny stuff. :)

[eobo1]

"u dont look good in hats its like putting a beanie on a bulldozer" wtf?!? lmao XD

[satyagraha92]

"everyone in boston is disgusting" hahahaha

[Dragon45348]

@satyagraha92 You're 20 minutes late. Look at the top comments.

[JSasRays]

GO RAYS! Boston fails once again, hope you guys are liking carl crawford hahah, you can have him.

[CassesVultus]

You've got to buy the commemorative razor blades from the manufacturer while they're still in mint condition. They lose value after they've been used.

[GCLU]

I could imagine this actually happening.

[Gabberz123]

This needs to be a full half hour sports news show... Seriously.

[TonPappa]

i couldnt stop laughing.

[pinoi78]

They just fired Francona too.

LOL...Boston.

[pinoi78]

They just fired Francona too...way to scapegoat there Boston.

FUCK BOSTON.

[TheKenTerry]

With all the shit i've been talking about The Onion, please keep this. Your sports commentary is effin' hillarious.

[WindOfArctic]

I am a fluent english speaker still i dint get half of what they said.

[Mr937595]

"and not just the fans, everyone in Boston is disgusting."

[gamerunknown]

@Mr937595

Funny, but I always scroll down before watching the video and then it's just that bit less funny when it comes up. I prefer the delivery fresh, y'know?

[ddspadoni]

i want more of this show haha

[Xerxes4242]

@ddspadoni I don't:(

[Atheistprimate]

Like real news but better.

[nhpr]

I would seriously love to buy that hat.

[rearnessfactorof11]

im a Boston fan lol, so many people are gona flip at this

[nhpr]

I would seriously love to buy that hat.

[ViperRob42]

Hah, so funny... and so sad lol

[TheEZPAXIIChannel]

OuCh

[cpm124]

i want one of those hats.

[MrIrocknusuck]

FIRST!!!

[MrIrocknusuck]

FIRST!!!

[SOLROSENBERG2]

I'd actually like one of those t-shirts.

[UncleJesse1]

too short

[AliasEra]

Ouch, poor Boston

[cpm124]

i want one of those hats.