Onions Make Me Cry

[TheCoken]

I love this video

[eatmarth]

classic gloomy

[MatrixMan943]

how will she go to sleep

[ATOMICslice]

two things

1. PhillyD is hilarious :D

2. this video made me sad until i heard you say the thing about Phillip DeFranco :'(

[AmyEmz]

I remember this when it was first released! the first ever one of your videos i watched and loved them since :)

[Hyper92793]

you sadistic bitch!!!

[angiierous]

A friend of mine said,"Onions are the only Food that makes you cry". Pftt that was before I hit him in the face with a Watermelon :D

[Rectaneer]

Sounded just like sxephil!

[xXrockstar499Xx]

PANDDAAA HIGH FIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEEEE XD

[Arttoee129]

onion though i didnt know you well

you made me laugh

[sockostealshearts]

the last "...... do it." broke my heart.

[NinjaOnANinja]

0:37 dooooooo eehhhht

Best part.

[AlorenNS]

@rohamk96 I believe it's a kind of homage to Asian drama films or amine dramatic sadness.

[blop650001]

that poor poor onion

[uzuhl2]

What is the name of the sad instrumental song?

[sasukeichigo12]

:( the onions mighty powers made me cry through the internet.

[ElmoVee]

HAHAHAHA I lost it when you stabbed in. :)

[Mageorama]

i like how she dance with the onion

[ryukthekid]

Aw, poor onion. =[

The onion seemed nice and full of life. Murderererrre...rrrr..

[RohamK96]

u shower wit ur clothes on? O.o

[bktrinigurl]

I can never look at an onion the same way again.

[WhatsBliss]

DON'T FEED YOUR GOD ONIONS! IT CAN KILL THEM!

[iliketurtles795]

/watch?v=OxqrSAofdVY

[Shazil92]

0:54 the last do it by the onion sooo eff'ing sad ;( lol

[TheGalFromKalamazoo]

I love this! Awesome!

[eviljapan666]

YOU KILLED MY BROTHER!

[Shazil92]

@eviljapan666 lool xD

[justarandomonutube]

I did the half laughing half crying face....

[Yppy26]

Lol I love it at 1:10

[AWDfreak]

Amazing how a nuisance (cutting onions) can become something so hilarious

[timhachkowski]

damn shes pretty hot in the shower

[Optima115]

Am I horrible person for laughing at the onion's expression right before it was stabbed?

[Kisame657]

i cried

[Dreamcatcher321]

I was totally the 18,000th viewer 8D

[ichigomihhi]

are you dating craig??? i'm really curious!! ^^

[thththththth12]

Damn you Cynthia and you Tina Fay like personality -_- you just make me more of a fan each episode

virtual high five from Australia

[ellokito100]

i have the same panda hat :D

[terralynn9]

Cynthia, I miss your videos! Your brief cameos on Craig's channels aren't enough.

[ace71730]

I may be here because of Craig, but this looks like the beginning of a beautiful subscription.

[Onekatmandu]

Now I will cry for onions in a way I have never cried before.... *single tear*

Dramatic camera angles - check.

Clone - check.

Outros by admirers (high-five) - check.

Now I understand why you're Craig's valentine.

[latinlime97]

:40 - :52

I feel like I've heard or read something like this somewhere... I just can't put my finger on it. :\

I loved this. Poor Onion but it's her fault for being so yummy!

[F4rl30d]

wow that so over acting i really like this girl

all thanks to wheezywaiter !!!

thumbs up for bout of them !!!

[BlckHrt141]

:( the onion makes me sad

[rainbowbubblesXD]

i cried.

[Vinsori36]

That was totally horrifying.

I love it.

[derebin]

I think one of my eyes watered up. :(

Though if it was me, I would have placed the knife right between her eyes and sawed her in half while screaming/crying and while onion juice splatters the wall. Though that would have made me cryed harder. :((

[GoodGustav]

Interestingly, Onions are best kept in a pantry with little light and moisture... But I loved the vid. So glad Wheezy sent me.

[smhill818]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... That dinosaur!!!

[idonthatesandwiches]

Your like a female Wheezy Waiter! XD

[StillAware]

haha great idea.

[flashstrikewing]

onion killer~

[JiaJi0399]

I've never felt bad for an onion before -_- but that was so sad ....but kinda funny haha

[casususno1]

"more like phillip de-STANCO...........on the dance floor!!"

[Cazaq]

Cats are evil.

[leeleemon]

I'm so sad.. I never knew that's how it really happens..

[KiddCall]

Nice video I love it lol

[ExcadriII]

I hate onions :3

[RoxasVincent]

>__< nuuuu why~!

[lightanddarklove]

I know I'm not an onion killer, because I don't like their taste.

The only time I'll eat onions willingly is in a green bean casserole.

Stop the onion slaughter, give up onions!

[jjppsc]

while in black n white i thought the onion was an orange

[roflcopptere]

do it cynthia

THATS WAT SHE SAID!!!

[Yanmilkshake]

That was so sad, but still a good video.

[Toyfarer]

Well... They DO have that paper like skin... And you DO have a tendency to {ahem} Mutilate the Paper...

[knight398]

thumbs up for shower scene!

[SethHisoka]

ONION RORSCHACH.

[ckXcore]

I heard cats make people cry too.

[arabbel]

This was so tragic! It might me cry. Though maybe that was just the leftovers from my crushed heart of having comic con passes sell out before I got one. Ahem.

Either way, you're so good at doing voices!

[Extrem4o0]

0:12 - 0:14 You are very beautiful in these 2 seconds.Thumbs up if you think so.

[richardland]

everyone on youtube sucks except you. and sometimes me and a few friends. im so happy that your views are going up and up and while others may just want some kind of "everyone be successful" bullcrap - i want you to dethrone some of the top people on here who are non funny non inventive hacks. this is my wish for you. now fly.

[stephda11]

make an onion shirt!!!

[kitchenflails]

Your new camera is SWEET.

[k1ry7sn]

LMAO on the fridge, well behaved women rarely make history xD

[cadburycaramel]

anyone ever tell you that you look exactly like carrie brownstein, I saw ads for portlandia on ifc and i coulda swore you were the co creator haha. oh well...

[mrbrightside243]

I think you need some transition between your video and a high-five video :)

because I can barely tell the difference, your vids are so random ;)

at first I was like: okay onions ^^ but then I was like: okay,panda? Oo

you know what i mean? :)

[RetroKeyboard]

Y' know, if you wet the knife before you cut onions, they don't make you cry

[Schubes17]

0:06 d'awwwwwwww

0:40 d'awwwwwwww

[carthius]

I have seen this video at least 20 or 30 times and stegosaurus "Do it" still makes me laugh my ass off everytime

[yaritstony]

You always make life a little funnier. I mean that in the good way.

[Pacalakin]

goddamn japanese onions...

[jp4k]

I'm going to go genocide some onions for making Cynthia cry.

[Whoizcasper]

Murderer!!!!! :D

[siliodon]

"I think I just said that like Philip DeFranco." exactly what i was thinking. :P

[popsoccer09]

In my mind The Cyn Channel and Wheezy Waiter are equally different and equally GREAT!!! I wish people would stop saying their the same, they're not. But I enjoy them both :)

[PanoramicLove]

I love that you can see the peanut butter on the onion to make the dog lick the onion :]

[jonsvlogs]

Awww. That was so cute but sad at the same time :( <3

[LordGodMe]

WHAT IS THE PIECE OF MUSIC AT THE END I MUST KNOW.

[sashbme]

it was so sad when it said "i'm not afraid anymore" D':

[ManillaKitty]

Do it...

What a fearless onion, giving up his brave onion life! *inspired*

[Sw0rdm3nz]

This Video is Garbage.

you wasted almost a minute of my time, i hope you die.

[MatTAFacT]

@Sw0rdm3nz ?? why would you say that to somebody.. what is wrong with you?!

[Sw0rdm3nz]

@MatTAFacT Let me clarify my self.

Human brain is the most complex known thing in the visible universe. Human brain contains 50-100 Billion neurons, these neurons contain as many as 1000 trillion connections. Making one powerful processing machine.

Human brain has made human specie the dominant animal on the planet. We conquered seas,skies, made internet, sent a man to the moon.

It saddens me deeply when all that potential goes to make something as this. You are disgrace to human race, Go Die

[MatTAFacT]

@Sw0rdm3nz they created it with intelligence, imagination and individuality. 3 things that you seem to not understand or possess. maybe you should take a second to reevaluate your humanity o.0

[Lubelle90]

OMG the onion!

[CassesVultus]

Knife!!!!

[busybeingbla]

Yes: "Well-behaved women rarely make history."

[AndyDurandal]

You know I was hoping for some tasteful shots of you crying in the shower. Wearing clothes was cheating :/

[qqsomething]

your videos keep getting better and better

[Justtubed]

"I'm tired of killing things for the sake of a video." hahaha.

I've never felt more sad about an onion's fate before.

I love that you eat onion rings right out of the shower. How they should be eaten.

[thecynchannel]

@Justtubed It's a great combo :)

[seaturtle55]

Who were you talking to at the end?

[TheRainbowFishy]

Cynthia, we have something in common! I always shower fully clothed XD

[GyrlBlaque]

Did say that you're the female Wheezy Waiter ?

[poyitosoyyo]

Mmm. Onion rings :p

[Duschmon7]

1:10 

[MikmyRC]

Your powers are astoundingly great! You can make out of inanimate objects and pices of drawn paper a lovely moving story! I vow to you Cynthia. I vow to you. :D

[rosettastone15]

ha, you should try the veal version of onion . . . garlic

MWAHAHA!

[rosettastone15]

ha, you should try the veal version of onion . . . garlic

MAWHAHA!

[TDubsesbueno]

reminded me of dewie from malcolm in the middle

[SophiaMify]

So sad... :(

[Sjlobbes]

your Schizophrenia in these videos never ceases to entertain me.

[JaredAredRed]

I laughed at the little magnet that says "Well-behaved woman rarely make history." XD!!!

[Nocturnavis]

Awesome awesome videos that I adore <3

[taszyn]

1:23 WIN

[FaytOfAvalon]

Panda? -.- Panda.... I hate pandas my polar bear will eat you :P

[yosiberman]

u are just getting more and more creative, can't wait to see what you will come up with next

[quotsonglie1]

Wow, sikk animations to the drawings of the onion face!

[Zimonias]

I love your vids, i subbed, check me out too, please!!

i make art photography, sub me too if you like it,

thank you very much!!

[gax907]

do it. NO! do it! NO! do iiiiiiiiit~~~!

that dinosaur cracked me up.

[emmfan09]

This broke my heart! But onions sure are delicious.

[artachallange]

pause at 0:59 :(

[balambgar]

Lawlz best drawerr evarr

[jorjlim]

Awww...Cythia needs friends. :P

[linlomox]

Lol...Cynthia is developing halucinogenic schitzophrenia, you gotta quit the meth girl! :D

[THElillyANDtheGREEN]

This made me sad :(

[keeporjot]

I CRIED FOR THAT ONION! I want to take it home and hug it and kiss it and squeeze it and never let it go!!!

(calm down there Lenny...)

[thecynchannel]

@keeporjot Hahahaha great reference :)

[escthepresent]

a romance in different layers ^^

[RadicalFeministing]

You're so much cooler than Phil DeFranco!

[Vanaucant]

My new favourite video from my new favourite youtuber. :)

[Jakiegrox]

That made me sad!

[renkinjutsu01]

Onions are poisonous to dogs! =[

Your voice acting is always top notch, "Do it."

[MrsTheNinja]

Did any one else cry when the onion was like "I'm not afraid anymore."?

[mrjonjoseph]

Aw I was kinda hoping you wouldn't kill her. :(

You portray your characters so well. :)

[dennisjackson787]

do it god damn it

[howchildish]

now there's a onion zombie in your stomach : |

[beccamarie90]

I <333 PANDAS!!!!!! THEY R UGGGHHHHHMAYYYYYZZZINGGGG!!!!!­!

[chazzman1547]

Poor onion, poor tasting fried onion, I wonder how Panda meat taste like???

[iisdan]

this made me lol... lol hard... almost as hard as my penis is right now.

[ctso74]

Making chili is so emotionally exhausting.

[thecynchannel]

@ctso74 But the reward is so uplifting :)

[CallMeStorrm]

@thecynchannel wellllll, if you froze it with liquid nitrogen(evil scientist style) and smashed it with a big scary meat tenderizer, wile little Onions watched screaming....it would be... A dramatic death scene.... DAN DAN DAAAAAAN~~

[LemonLimeGrl]

THAT ONION WAS WAY TOO CUTE D:

[PROMETH91]

Your the shit!

I subscribed :D

[ViperFallenAngel]

omg awesome! cute vid. :3

[jablair51]

I've never harmed an onion, so why should it make me cry?

[therandomawsome]

ARE YOU RELATED TO JON Q? lol

[vlovesyou]

Philip DeFranco <3

[KCsongi14]

lame

[CertainlyNoEinstein]

is it just me or did the secret agent look a lot like Micheal Jackson

[jlleh]

That... it was just... *sad panda/onion.

[thecindylorraine]

you're boring me a little. Seem to be doing the same thing over and over.

Think of something new. please

[shen19861986]

i want that onian ..that will be be mah greatest pet .....

[reesespeices100]

gee AWD i love your drawings

[bamapata]

You should market that panda song and become RICH!

[elias92x]

WHEEEZY

[MidnightTerrorStudio]

not only can i not eat meat but now i cant eat veggies good job lol

[graychristopher]

Philly-D shout out!! :D

[dario8needshelpio8]

dogs can't eat onion

you are killing your dog...

[ht3mex]

soo... what is this, a female wheezywaitor?

[Akira654]

hehe panda

[lemonice2700]

How come you don't do news stories anymore? You have such a good anchor voice.

[emrico1]

Wheezy wants to make the sex with you

[Jamonkatrunk]

whoa this girl has some talent making these vids. thanks wheezy waiter!

[AppleyJuiceable]

there are times that we all do cynthia. Times *sigh* that we all do.

[BabyAutumnSkye]

<3 it. Here were my thoughts: When the face first showed up I went "awww" then in the fridge i wen t "CUTE! I love him!" and then "haha Cynthia would dance with an onion" LOL

[thecynchannel]

@BabyAutumnSkye You know me too well :) 

[Catjaz63]

@thecynchannel Arn't onions bad for dogs? lol

[allstarmd23]

this is the first time i have ever seen one of your videos but i watch philip defranco religiously and that was exactly what i thought when you said "i loves me some panda high 5"

[TheBearEzentials]

@1:11, that look really works on you ;)

[geeksterz]

omgawd that last music clip was awesome!!!

use it more often! :D

[Gabricokun]

watch phil like this. srsly.

[sashbme]

i am very sorry about the onion :( however i have news that will cheer you up (probably) i have created the first dinosaur zombie hybrid! YAY!!!

[thecynchannel]

@sashbme WOW. I commend you on your success! :)

[bluepatato31]

Im never gonna cut a onion the same way again!

[xela69x]

epic parody :D