Jamaican Slap Chop

[KotoniYorudan]

Its a concealed wepon, i know i chopped someone up with it the other day! lol.

[MISTERASMODEUS]

Way better than the Trini one...Dont care if it was first

[nothingsimpossible77]

This is sooooo funny. Great Job

~NIP 77~

[murda9966]

LOL slap deh gyaldem all night

[DIZZYGIT]

Mi subscribe tu yu, kaaa yu funny tu bumbu clarrrt, yu hear wha mi a se.....FUNNY!

Bless!

[YOK5MD]

haha lol i fuck wit dis

[jp15151]

I was sure he would use the slap chop as a weed grinder.

[TheSilentHawx]

Slippery when wet, sticky when dry. We all thought it xD

[amallica]

SLAP SLAP SLAP

BUM BUM BUM

ROFL

[scversusvc]

dash away mana foolishness! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHA OMFG

[prettyboyswagger21]

Ye boii got swag

[ScarfacE7x414]

ITS GOOD FOR DA BODY!!

[davito232]

lmfao 1:40

[amallica]

@davito232

Oh man i lost it when i heard the man voiceover for the woman. LMAO

[aks47]

And its a raaasclat secret weapon LMFAO !!

[TheHilikus89]

me na like dem green tings give a bloodclart it good for u buddy

[yoyomanyo300]

i know dey chop somebody de otha day.

[TheNo1crackhead]

haha oh mi gashhh peeps stp arguin abt it, dey both funny as hell n the dude who made it clearly wasn bein competitive he even said buhwamoder inspired im to mek dis video

(Y) thumbs up to trini n jamaican woi

[VoreTechz1985]

This was fucking hilarious!!!!! XD

[cartin1]

This jokes!!! but am i the only person whos thinkin that slap chop thing is sick!?

[MrRazorblood]

This ah no match for the trini version, pack up an go home.

[darksinji]

8======GUARANTEED========D

[KaterinaPetrovah]

"Now this is da competitah, you can' stab nobody with this, you woulda get murda! It no open up; a what you gonna do with this? DASH away man a foolishness."

I died XD

[piemagexp]

This is better than the trini slap chop. And my dad was born in trini.

[cheapsies3]

LOL! "You can't stab nobody with this, you woulda get murdered!"

[briiix3baybee]

"Now me no you no like these green tings me no give a bloodclot they good for ya body" 0:16

[grandpoobahful]

this needs sub-titles......

[canadianbeeph]

1......2.... its a raaaasclot

[slingerlandwilson]

lmfao i wish this was his real voice.

[buzzbunnycss]

when u do traduction try following lips fucking thane

[supertyphone]

U can't stab Someone with this! Lmao

[TooLiveSoReal]

0:16 LMAO

[bollywoodfusion1]

best one yet !

[tanygurl96]

Jamaican slap chop is the funniest... who cares which was posted first!

[MclassicJ]

LOOOOOOOOL "dash it away man nah foolishness"

[TheDarkIn1978]

"you can fed-ex it to ya enemy"... LOL

[Westbeach49]

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[afterninemuzik]

slam slam slam slam slam slam

[Aerensiniac]

This iz a cumpetitor. You cant open it

[SquidGangSwisherz]

1...2 and its a rassclawt secret weapon dwl

[eromeel]

lol Caribbean war over who did the slap chop joke. At the right side I see like three other Caribbean countries doing the same thing ... Guess Trinidad is the leader ... and didn't want any followers.

[siegekill1]

your gonnna get your balls sent to you in the mail

[0207d]

how can u dislike this video this is two funny

[TheTishytish]

the dude gives props at the end of the video to buhwamoder..why are ppl arguing still? Both are hilarious in their own right

[123karinchottova]

i love this video so much, it's so funny

[Zbugladykiller]

boom this one was as good as bowahmoder own...good job man

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[cdrowe]

Do mi ah beg yuh...Jamaican Schticky!!!



[keiko909]

167 people had their nuts fedex'd to them :P

[holyshitcantfindname]

are you kidding me this is way funnier, but yes trini slap chop was made first and he also said that it was what inspired him to make this vid

[StrangeManWhore]

This is a competitor, you can''t stab nobody with this, YOU NO GET MURDER!!!!

[MissGracieBoo]

open it and its a raaascloot secret weapon DKM

[sarakling76]

Ya Gyal lef ya no fuk her right. Hahaha

[KamikazeV23]

1:39 "Dehe.. I Really like it.. I just CHOP CHOP!" THAT PART KILLS ME XD

[mamamiacita]

Over 1 yr has passed and all you guys are still arguing....FACT!!!...Trini slap chop was done first and then copied by all islands....all are funny in there own right....FACT!!!...Buhwamoder was the witty creator of the parady so peeps give credit where its due.Nuff respect for all other parodies.....pieces!!

[Rage995]

@mamamiacita This version is funnier than Buhwamoder's

[iNarpropr8]

@mamamiacita this the best one tho



[SpairoAce]

You guys should get over the fact that this one is the funniest. Copied or not.

[TheBiggestfan64]

u guys should watch the guyanese version lmao!

[babyhottnes]

1, 2 and it's a Rasclot secret LMAO

[lucrio15]

LMAO!



[lamnak2]

Yow u need fi do one fi di shake weight..... seriously dis rass funny.....

[Matt417D]

165 people are from Trinidad

[FaithsStardust]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!

[themetalshop]

oh my god i friggin hurt so much from laffing so hard. oh man.. that was great humour guys. very well done

[bossmonstah]

ynow i noticed that this n the trini version are equally funy...... even tho to me the trini version is fucking horrible and ... but to the trini pplz its freakin hilarious....... i guess the accent more suitable for u. is what u like more...im a jamaican and dis is da one i like

[RidinLowKey21]

not no one girl not no two girl not no three girl its netball team ! bol !

[LeonLovesDub]

its a rarse clart secret weapon ...haha

[littlebalrog]

This is just annoying...

[Yams313]

Does this mean they're gonna call it the SLAMCHOP? 

[JRomeMpire]

Mi Nuh ya gyal Prolly left ya, Cuz you neva fuck her right. XD Lmfaoo

[funnystuf09]

its a ras clat secret wehpohn

[babydoodles1]

this is a total imitaion of trini slap chop!!! which was done first!!

[lue84]

@babydoodles1 but which one you think is better?

[babydoodles1]

@lue84 imitation could never be better than the original, therefore TRINI SLAP CHOP for the win!!

[lue84]

@babydoodles1 WAh!? YARDY SLAPCHOP a di teacha!! :)

[babydoodles1]

@lue84 no my dear Yardy SlapChop a d student!!

[lue84]

@babydoodles1 lol

[coolflexa]

@babydoodles1 This funny. That's all I care about. Plus, I can never understand Trini ppl when dem a talk, so...

[morethanyourbasics]

@babydoodles1 I saw this one first. I think it's preference because i couldn't take the trini slap chop...couldn't get into the story or the accent. This is funnier in my opinion. Also, if you LISTEN the last thing he does is give credit to the original TRINI SLAP CHOP.

[LOLROTFHAHA]

@babydoodles1 Actually the Guyanese was done first watch?v=er0yo24vk7M&feature=re­lated

[babydoodles1]

@LOLROTFHAHA LMAOOO u hadda be mad if u think Guyanese do anything first!!! Guyanese always trynna do whatever they see Trinis do, jus check Charlotte Street!! lmaooo but u make me laugh!!

[LOLROTFHAHA]

@babydoodles1 I aint trying to argue with you. The link is there look at the dates the two were posted for yourself.

[babydoodles1]

@LOLROTFHAHA that bootleg link not even working

[LOLROTFHAHA]

@babydoodles1 Because you're using it wrong copy and paste it after youtube.com/

[LogSubmarine]

there's a disclaimer at the end, your comment is unnecessary

[venomchris]

@babydoodles1 this one is Farrr better tho

[OmgItsPrincessa]

How D HELLLLLLL Ppl Cud Say This One Funnier Than D Trini Version????...Steupppssss...Th­is Is RELLLLLLL AIDSSSS!!!!!!

[TcupCmug]

@OmgItsPrincessa

ew how do people that type like this exist

[OmgItsPrincessa]

@TcupCmug Really?...U Seriously Wanna Pick A Fight With Me?...Smfh...!!!!! #GET A LIFE

[TcupCmug]

@OmgItsPrincessa take caps lock off and realise proper grammar is suffice to get a point across.

[OmgItsPrincessa]

@TcupCmug Lol I Swear U Are Too Fucking Funny....I've Heard About People Like You....Yeah.Ur Life Must Be Pretty Fucked Up If This Is What You Do.Hide Behind A Computer N Try Picking POINTLESS Fights With Total Strangers ..... But Go Ahead....It's Entertaining :D

[kinggreg41189]

me know you dont like dem green tings

[SuperKSonic48]

NOT NO ONE GIRL! NOT NO TWO GIRL!! NOT NO TREE GIRL!!! IS NETBALL TEAM.

[JJTjonnyson]

whoa sounds like my uncle

[crudsw9]

lmao secret weapon

[RaDaStRoBoY]

mmm mi like mi just CHOP! CHOP! lmfao!

[amobi25]

HOLYYYYY SHIT BAREEEEE RESPECT I DIEDDDDDDD

[B0ULLIE]

"You can FedEx it to yourenemy and tell dem you murder dem. One time"

LOLOL.

[tanygurl96]

slam har fi five hours straight!!! funny shit!

[phatboybeatsdcetv]

LMAO!!!! I LUV THIS VIDEO

[Santina1981]

HOLY SHIT This is way too funny!

[ajwebbr]

ya just.... CHOP CHOP.



[killavybz1]

loooooooooooooooool

[don145arsenal]

whoever made this deserves an award. not not 1 gal, not not 2 gyal, not not 3 gyal... NEEET BALL teeeeam. HAHAHAA

[delgadl09]

This video is a better add than the original! I think I might buy it just cuz of this guy

[islandersarehot]

hey now mon i love my slap chop no i mean mon,,,lmao

[babyhottnes]

Dash whey di foolishness LMAO

[Hdeezle]

slam slam slam slam

[FreshyisBack]

NETBALL TEAM!!!!

[jZeDiViaN]

Me chop somebody up the other day

[Ultimatefiren]

LOOOOOOOL

[Te4RHyP3]

let's say for argument sake you cookin a girl dinner

and out of NOWHERE, a man just 6 POOL's you !

[lucyliang85]

now dis the competitor. you can't stop nobody wit dis. you done get murder! it no open up. eh what we gon' do wit dis? man a dash away dis foolishness

[322653031]

Lmaoo ya bredjrin u alreeddy know dem tingss

[wootmypants3]

1:40 old lady... heh i really liek it.

[777thefreedomfighter]

slap chop dat pussyhole seen everyting bless miyout dis bad man rite here dis bad man rite here give da gal dem good white buddy all gal wan come test dis white buddy and fe get a slap buddy chop pon de 4 head seen

[Everythingblue34]

It's a 1, it's a 2 and it's a rasclat

[WrenchTheMonkey]

156 people have zero language skills or zero sense of humor ;D

- Let's say for argument sake you're cookin in a garrisoned area, so you a chop up the fruit them, allright, and out now no where a man just rush you! Bredrin(brothers) all you hafi do 1-2 and it's a rascloth secret weapon, it's insane, I know, I di chop someone with it the other day.

No matter how many times I watch this it's still so damn funny, gonna get this product just for the fun of it as soon as I get paid. x)

[BreastsIsBest]

NOT NO 1 GURL, NOT NO 2 GURL, NOT NO 3 GURL! it's netball team HAHAHA :)

[JudgeLollie]

ROFL put in a patty

[MultiSkittles18]

This is seriously the only thing that made me laugh today..., like seriously

[craziisexiicool89]

Fedex it to ur enemies deh loooool

[Sweetboi69]

LOVE dis one!!!!! BEST!!!! SLAP IT UP!!

[spank1master]

NET BALL TEAM!

[spank1master]

NET BALL TEAM.

[RedIsTheColourOfThe]

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahaha

[7477238]

Slap dem gyal all nite!

[NaturalDarknLovely]

LMAO I'm at work trying to control my laughter and I can't **Looks around embarrassed** smh

[leyonceeee]

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo

[uy3000]

if you murder a man now, you have to hide the body... lol......

[nattynatxxx]

mi a pissssss up mi self h ha ha ho ho ho

[Malcolmhonda]

First time I tried it, my dick just grew, I throw away the Viagra, lmao

[roxannechante]

Ha, me really like ee.. me just, chop chop

[380HmooB817]

outta no where a man just rush you lol

[MrLeafsfan91]

JUST PUT IN A PATTY!!

[yesyesyes1259]

DASHHHITTAWAYYDAFOOOOOLISHNESS­!!!!

[shoopyN16]

roflmaooooo lawd have mercy dis juts to funny

[SplurtySplurt]

big up Jon

[EpicFaceJJ]

o_O lol

[gprime70]

1, 2, ,Tre and itz a rosclot secret wepon.

[morganyoful]

could be his balls lmao

[MadSpectro7]

Actually pretty good.

[GIGIBABY1977]

that is too funny

[runeminer907]

hehe mi really like it, chop chop!

[GalbzAndAnzi]

check out 11th hour dupstep secret weapon he uses this 1, 2 and its rasclot secret weapon

[Xaymaicana]

lol

[TLC2287]

The best slap chop parody ever!

[ArtemisRebirth]

funny shit

[8ight5iveN9neSe7en]

lmfaoooo

[WAZUP02124]

Lmao

[Aatifah]

"It's insane, I know, dem chop sumbody wid it de odda dey"

&

"Hehe, mi really like it! Me just "chop chop"!"

were the funniest quotes lol this shiz was funny

[MsPaparatz]

LMFAO BEST!!!!!!!!! who would dislike this!? hahahahah

[childofolive]

Wow......LOL!!!

[MissTreble]

not one girl, not two girl...netball team. Dead!

[heisul]

hes attractive. thats why i clicked on the link

[RapperNamedQUICK]

LMAO GUY @1:38

[Luther69able]

hahaha this is funny

[Luther69able]

hahaha this is funny

[TutsHowTo]

1,2,3 ITS A ROSCLOT SECERET WEPON

I KNOW I CHOP SOMEONE WITH IT THE OTHER DAY

[skaterboyask]

@TutsHowTo too funny :D hahahahah

[Deathstar11978]

@TutsHowTo wtf is a rosclot ?

[TheSonorama21]

@Deathstar11978

Ras clot. I think it's a Rastafarian whom you dislike.

[TheBadGurlxoxo]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

[bdonbdsful]

its insane i chop someone wid it d odda day..LOOOL

[djholro]

Best of all, when you put your enemy's nuts in someting like dis, guess what? De skin come RIGHT off. You can FED EX it to ya enemy dem an tell dem you'd murdah dem...one time

alluyh jamaicam nah cum up wid nuin 4 alyuhself eh is we trini start dah shit dem cool cool so u wha copy it watch yuh self eh