Planes, Cabs and Stereotypical Racism

[xavieraash]

Get your 13 year old ass back on hungry beast. Seriously.

[GlitterIsLikeHerpes]

haha "you looks 12" in that case... you are one sexy 12-year-old. oh, thats weird

[XxkateissocoollikexX]

Your hair....It looks...perfect...

[MinaYsf]

Stared at this with a blank face the whole way...

[TheGrumpyOldTeen]

Original and hilarious. I'm glad you're one of those youtubers who don't try and be someone else :)

[BrizyComics]

You bring joy to the world, Chris.

[fuckamerica109]

OMG! wtf is up with that baby???

[KB7DT]

Austin Powers??

I dont see it?

lol

[blackroseh]

thats really funny

they were really good accents you kept up

both the Austin Powers and Itailan

wells done!

2 thumbs up!

[KB7DT]

I love this!

Makes me Smile :)

x

[gangstayaw]

ray williams johnson pwns you

[HighontheDoctor]

Sounds like an excellent reason to play mario.

[AlessaAddicted]

great italian accent :))

you're super-cute & realy funny <3

[JamieKoopa]

YAY FOR YOU! Just sayin'.

[Flaitesexy]

you suck nigger

[indeedappleseed]

so you want comments? my mum said 'is THAT him? eww, he looks like a potato.' last night at you. commenty enough?

[cutekat0012345]

hahahahha awesome awesomeeee

come visit me in sydney i live here now! and i dont know anyone lol u can take me to the airport wen i need to get back to the gold coast and make sure marios my driver lol<3

[BethOnTop]

Lol at the "sperrghattii".

Your Italian accent surprisingly good.

Lovely to see yer face x

[outofyoghurt]

The exchange student at my school is Italian and he loves it when we say "babbity boobity pizza pasta moustache"

[kristenality]

Love the video, although sorry about the crappy airport experience.

Lovin' the hair by the way. :)

[sarabee09]

This video made me happy on so many levels. I miss your face and you.

[Ooooak]

Gosh, I miss your videos!

Podcast?

[HalfScottishGuy]

I have missed chris face on my computer box. Strange mix of stories, there is a guy who looks like super mario who works at hobart airport. He is always checking me for bomb residue, foolish mario look alike, doesn't he know bombs can walk by themselves, I don't need to carry them in.

[Nanalew]

Chrisbots fails at airports.

[junkienet]

Why doesn't Lugi get any love....

[xFabulousxNotx]

aww chris, its okay, people think i look 12 haha. stupid bitches wouldn't even believe i was 18 after seeing my ID.

[marinana1225]

haha

[twoplusoneisthree]

So now 12 year olds can't go on planes? what is this world coming to?

tut tut tut

:D

[RoboFillet]

Get a haircut for goodness sake aren't you on television or something?

Laaavyouuuu!

[chrisjohnpat]

I'm getting one on monday silly.

[mekarangman03]

@chrisjohnpat awwwwww no!!! keep your hair long stupid!!!!

[jon8994a]

I'm likin' the hair. :] Christopher how could you not know that they would want to some ID? lol Silly airports and their silly rules. -_-

[misssarahgiles]

I like you lots.

[officialravenzoe]

"You look 12." "Bitch." haha

[Trohmania02]

hahaha, take comfort in knowing that your crappy weekend just made my day :)

[coollikeyodais]

You don't look 12. I say closer to 13.

[LongStreamofNumbers]

this video pleases me in ways I don't care to list.

also, when is hungry beast coming coming back?

[chrisjohnpat]

This coming wednesday the 10th at 9pm.

[BretterThanRealLife]

whoa i had forgotten all about this channel. that was exciting

[chrisjohnpat]

Don't forget. Never forget.

[thatzak]

A Chris vlog? CHRIStmas has come early! See what I did there? It's a terrible joke, I know. :(

Please make more videos during your lunch break, attractive Chris.

[chrisjohnpat]

I'll try. Their should be another in at the most a week.

[nicko236]

Wear the mustache. Sing "Shudda Upa You Face". DO IT.

[lauradoestheastro]

It's good to have you back!

And you are looking particularly handsome today, sir.

[NoniDoll]

Good to know you still got it. (Not that you ever lost it. It's just reassuring to know that, unlike your wallet, you haven't accidentally left it under your bed.)

[mynanlikescheese]

you've still got it :)

[chrisjohnpat]

What is it exactly? I'm so confused.

[kiwicrash3]

BITCH!!!!

Freaking sweet........

[OtherLivingThings]

I once got in fairly big trouble for playing with the airport wheelchairs... I didn't realize how mad they'd get. What else are you supposed to do while waiting for a flight?!

Still totally worth it though.

[dermy3]

YAY! good to see you back. Awesome video!

[killert00thbrush]

What a sad sad story. =(

[chrisjohnpat]

Incrediably sad. It would be better if you were in it.

[killert00thbrush]

Then it would have just been a fun story about two friends chilling in an airport.

Or it could have been a sadder story about me having my ID and leaving you there alone. =P

[TrueBlueAustralian]

Thats ok there,s nothing to see in Melbourne anyways :P

[Toddly00]

good to see you again

[chrisjohnpat]

Good to make out with you in the future?

[Toddly00]

only if it's in LA

[chrisjohnpat]

See you at VidCon then.

[SashaM]

i miss your podcast.

[chrisjohnpat]

I'm looking to start a new one (still with Maxie just in a different format).

[woockie27]

...andd this is why you rock

[TheDevCamExperience]

Excuse you.

That cabdriver was my uncle.

[mariafoo]

Love.

[Oct23rd4004BC]

"i'm a racist stereotype" :)

[Oct23rd4004BC]

1st ?????