Tau VS Eldar Battle Report

[ALancerA]

Saim-Hann!!!, bitches dont know about my jetbikes!!

[warhammer3821]

For the craft world of Saim-Hann

[BoredProductionsLtd]

33 people live in tibet

[mourdeab]

SHAKE THOSE DEVILFISH!!!!

[vgSp00fy]

what race would u pick?

tau =P

lolwut?

[Insanitygamer]

How on Earth do you combat an army like that?

[BlueRazor69]

You guys should do more battle reports like this. Like your friends and everything I like your page and your videos but it gets old sometimes seeing the same two guys

[Hickk567]

No deployment for the Eldar? Standard douchebag Saim-Hann way of playing who will do anything to win.

[1337Wargaming]

Nice to see the Saim-Hann take a win

[ThakoManic]

@WTFFudge192 Deep Strike land Raiders? lol.

Hmz how about 60 Tac Marines 30 Termies Chapter master x2 2500 point army?

[WTFudge192]

I wanna see more armies consisting of mainly one unit. Like a BA Deepstrike Land Raider force of pure lols. Or a 20 model GK army worth 2000 pts.

[Dilltalbs4]

Why does no one run beil-tan Eldar. I have been running one for a while now and have had a great time because its a versatile list and no army has had an advantage on me so far.

[xcybernailenx]

Where was the hammer head tank !?!?! You can't kill all those eldar without submunitions!!!!

[423tk]

because the points where soo equal

[RedBelkoz]

Gonna get my Eldar soon, gonna try against my friends Marines then!

[MattMetalMayho]

@dapism Yea they are both in he same position of having not enough troops to take over the galaxy and they both have similar ideas of society and etc so they make good fluff allies.

[Wildcat425B]

We need more battle reports with dave in the window. Much better.

[ponysito44]

Eldar and Tau should join, and destroy the other races

[dapism]

@ponysito44 i agree the best alien races of all time would pwn noobs.

[09jkn]

@ponysito44 Both races have much respect for eachother. I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up seeing eye to eye in the future.

[LoveNoteProjects]

@09jkn wait wat? eldar? respecting other races? last i checked eldar see the tau as naive kids that have no idea what they're gettin themselves into. at best the tau are just another toy the eldar are willing to play with

[lobsterlord123]

Could you please tell me how you show 2 videos at the same and how to do that on movie maker please thank you

[UrukkDaLarge]

@lobsterlord123 You can't on movie maker :)

[Sufffrimiento]

LOL that eldar got OWNED.

[freddieutube1]

Unpainted models? That's just sad

[IIGECKOII]

Eldar: Taste the rainbow

[annoyingryan1220419]

Fritz plays the saim hann jet bikes better

[greystripe99]

where were the hammerheads?

[FantastiquePierre]

Unpainted figures....a shame.

[TheChosen1337]

For the greater good!

[capnkiwi]

@TheChosen1337

tau are future smurfs!

for the god emperor

[mrchacko]

Boreal died there.

[Atrodad]

great looking gameboard

[pkmlover96]

ulthwé is the best

[pkmlover96]

@kaishenzi you can deep strike guardian jet bikes I believe

[jros83]

lmao look at these guys! such a fucking stereotype I LOVE IT!

[MarcellusPinkney]

i have some beta keys to give away - /watch?v=gjlnkBXavIo

[elronman]

atleats this isnt like starcraft 2 with the TERRIBLE TERRIBLE DAMAGE

[seanyo82]

dave ur jst annoying in this video id prefer it if u wasnt in it

[NmanXwantedX]

Tau suck weeners

[adonayp]

so i managed to hit and shake his devil- "SHAKE THOSE DEVILFISH!" OH MA GA WAT WAS THAT?!!?!? XD

[Oliverrikardsson]

lol dave is just a little bit annoying and also pretty funny!!

[kaishenzi]

how did he bring the eldar bikes in?

[theideotswithacamera]

Lol 1:22 "That's interesting" XD

[Spjungen]

Eldar are broken, and need to be removed from the game. Period.

[Supermarioshead]

@Spjungen no space marines are

[screwmanx]

@Spjungen Broken in what way?

I'd say tau are more broken, theya re pretty much unplayable

[fletch0307]

@1TheMagnificent hey man no need to be mean maybe it's just really fun for them

[Hound419]

Tau and Eldar make an excellant allied force in an Apocalypse game you guys should try it out!

[Occhiodiargento]

Oh yeah!! Todo con motos grabitatorias 8D, al mejor estilo del mundo Sain-hand(creo que se escrive asi)

[wigster600]

aaaaaaah warhammer,40k& the lotr sbg another great british game

[phobosekt]

lol dave makes me laugh

[deone67]

epic but i got a question

are jet bikes fast attack or troop?

[Corey91666]

@deone67 troop... standard troops

;)

[Ashkinda]

@deone67 The jet bikes are troops, the medium sized vehicles (vipers) are fast attack, and the big fire prisms are heavy support

[MrGrimmv2]

@deone67 Guardian Jetbikes are Troop

[shadowedsnipa]

I have never lost a match yet i have not entered a tournament because the closet tournaments for me are in baltimore but i do battle people at games day and yet iv never lost but i bet anyone somewhere else could beat me its just our gamesworkshop doesnt do too well so only my friends and the employees are who we can fight.

[VROtheboss]

@shadowedsnipa what kind of army do you have?

[shadowedsnipa]

I tear u all up with my 4,600 point eldar Ulthwe army

[hoshnasi]

Maybe a devilfish would have been nice for the blast template.

[Wolfantom]

why does everybody collect T'au??

At least something cool like Kel'shan or D'yanoi

[bigbang377]

why does the audio in ur vids keep cutting out?

[aapch1]

im a new tau player.. i have a small army, maybe like...1000 pts? i have 12 basic warriors and 2 turret things..

[xDoughBoyXtreamx]

thats not close to 1000 points thats like 150 at most, check out my army, thats close to 1000, its on my channel

[ghostrj]

Ive never been afraid of eldar until i came back to tournament gaming after a long hiatus with my Tyranids, first game in, BAM JETBIKES.

never been so fucked in my life.

[aracersss]

sorry rather than broadsides if there is to many chosse a pathfinder squad for markerlights and maybe a couple of pirhanas

[aracersss]

dude relaized that this guys had just few firewarriors and 2 devilfish .

Damn put a hole bunch of crisis battlesuits with plasmas, air fragment and shield drones, and a railgun and broadsides and then you you see how fucked is eldar

[Trueflights]

I love jetbike armies, but in the beginning, if the tau player had managed to kill the one guy he had deployed... the game would have been over right there, lol.

[Froschritter]

No, why sould it be over?

[laffytaffy721]

im not familiar with eldar what exactly does rolling fortune do???

[macdeath69]

you can re-roll your missed saves.

Interesting in case of invulnerable saves such as Eldar Psykers.

[LordSia13]

@macdeath69 And the 3+ Inv caused by Jetbikes (and Shiny Spears) Turbo-Boosting... And the Harlequin Holosuits... And Pathfinders with +2 to cover saves... The only one who need it, but don't have it, are the Wraithguards/lords.

[laffytaffy721]

lol im startin up tau just ordered it.....this makes me second guess my decision lol jk

[strombada]

@laffytaffy721 May the glorious example of our courageous ancestors exalt you during this war.

[eldencolt123]

I starting up eldar and i going with Biel-tan if makes you happier ^_^

[Elround4]

@eldencolt123 Cool. I have a 1000pt Biel-Tan fleet in Battle Fleet Gothic (prefer to use the Eldar MMS v1.9 rules). ^_^

[wfcxtoxic]

i like saim hann but to many people use them

[TheGameGoss]

@wfcxtoxic altaioc pretty good

[spectra747]

@wfcxtoxic true

[DeadScarab]

@wfcxtoxic what eldar faction mostly used wraiths and wraithlords again?

[SickWaffles1294]

@DeadScarab Iyanden

[DeadScarab]

@SickWaffles1294 Nooo why must they be yellow/blue >.< logos nice dough

[PadhraicMulholland]

Shake those devilfish!

[EagleArk]

just go mech eldar and you cannot lose

[Hobbitgoth]

2:16 lol Favorite part.

[haznmitch]

Ive got saim-hann eldar army but does this mean i HAVE to have my troops as jetbikes?

[Froschritter]

It's just the most typical thing about the saim-hann clan. Nobody forces you but it would be cooler (if you know the background story) if the most of your units were antigrav.

Not EVERY SINGLE UNIT have to sit on a bike...and remember the only golden rule in WH40k is to have fun!

[bluenight0mil0maka]

i wanted tau to own dem

[haznmitch]

how many points was that?

[www816]

tau defence what da fuck

[lukio12]

hi, i want to start 40k should i get eldar space wolves or assault on black reach?? reply plz . thanks

[cyllusG36]

i suggest you buy an army that suits your play style to start with. I play Tau cuz i like shooty shooty. if you want to bash some skullz and not care who dies i suggest some orks. but i hear a good starting army is space marines, however any thing they can do some one else can do better so its hard to find your niche but they are durable.

[P214Stearman]

Black reach is a perfect starter kit i bought 3 times :D

[yublubdoo]

@lukio12 i dont think you should get space marines cos EVERYONE has them, i have tau, cos there different. it realy depends if you are an offencive player or a defencive player. but i think by the boxes you can tell whats defence and whats offence. like orks are offence and tau are defence.

[MalfurionxStormrage]

my Tau's are always on the offensive. It's all about your playstyle and tactics since i play a mobile Tau army, always on the offensive never giving my enemies a chance to press on forward, no sir.

[Tomofoxuk]

@MalfurionxStormrage Good luck with that vs my Ork speed freaks :P

[LogEekumenAgination]

isn't that an illegal Eldar army? I thought two troop choices were compulsory.

[lopi141]

its a strange like rle they can use to have jet bikes as troops

[LogEekumenAgination]

Eldar... go figure... I'm ganna have a tough time with them with my Tau. Luckily my opponent dislikes Jet Bikes

[cyllusG36]

I play tau so i can tell you the huge mistake the player did in this video was rush forward. you have a 30 inch range one your rifles use it. markerlight like a whore. and get hammer heads. I only ever lose to my brothre who plays imp guard really well.

[Cloakedsphere]

nope it isnt

[Xephilios]

lol only in standard rules.. you dont have to play with them,.. you can play how ever you want.. just as long s both players agree

[LogEekumenAgination]

I know ;) Hence I'm going to have an illegal awesome Tau - Kroot hybrid army. Knarlocs galore!

I'm still trying to get my opponent to agree to play against me with that...

[darkangel5090]

jetbikes count as troop not fast attack

[Sinanthir]

Thank goodness those young idiot tau...they don't know anything...hope they really meet up with chaos- soon those ignorant sons of snitches......ELDAR FTW!!!

[shawty390]

if you notiicted eldar jetbike armys dont die

[GiZZmobf2]

I don't like the jetbike model... I hope GW will launch a new one

[FitzyRedStrat]

i hate jetbike armys even though im eldar

[TheChaosUndivided]

Yeah same

Eldar armies are nearly completely based around Aspect Warriors, and if you take all Jetbikes all you got is gay Guardians on bikes, it pisses me off so bad.

[PH0ENIX119]

Does that eldar army have a seer council?

[deedevil63]

absolutely beautiful saimhann warhost

[jamohanleva]

WORST COMMET EVER!

[TenaciousD872]

well considering my father won'ty get me the codex i'm now starting tau.

[KittyRokher]

omfg 2:14

[Altier215]

yeah, lol, that is so what she said, HAHAHAHAHA

[KittyRokher]

lol by devilfish do you mean boobs lol

[TenaciousD872]

i did start with space marines, but they were too deer

[TenaciousD872]

i got my first set of nids today. genestealers. hopefully i can have an endless wave and kill all walking things. mwuahhahahahahahahaha. tyranids own.

[branflake091]

no one day tyranids will be captured and colonised for the greater good!!

[Dragonlover7890]

the video woudnt load D:>

[Mr12toe]

ARG i cant decide what army

Eldar

Space marine

Tau

Imperial Guard

HALP!

[Manbbearpig]

What kind of a question is that ork is the way to go

[Mr12toe]

I dont know b/c seems like orks are hard to use....i know the come big in # but aren't most of the guys weak?

[Manbbearpig]

They are kind of hard to use, theres more strategy involved then just sending squads of 30 boys across the battlefield to reach the enemy. they are as easy to play as the other races but with a good strategy and some time getting used to them they own. and no not all vof them come in big numbers and are weak thats just like the sterotype of orks. tell me 10 meganobz with a 2+ save and 2 wounds each with grotsnik that have feel no pain is weak

[rodolfomarin1995]

yup the best army to start with is space marines

[Asspooturk]

Is it your first army?

[Mr12toe]

yes

[DeltaSquad451]

Heavens no. No, no no no no no...no...no....nonono.....I refer you to "Courage and Honour" by Graham McNeill.

[PermaWrath]

Only by serving the Emperor can you find true victory.

[DeltaSquad451]

Good MAN!

[lordoftroy]

TAU rock

[helikos1]

tau r an advance race from the eastern fringe of the universe. and heatblade tau r good u just need to know to use them plus the guy u played could have unlucky dice rolls

[heatblade11]

im confused with buildings say i was on top of a building and someone was just on normal ground what advantages would that give me and what dissadvantages would it give to the men on the normal ground

[AnimeFreak84853]

For the greater good GO TAU!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeltaSquad451]

I refer you as well to "Courage and Honor" by Graham McNeill.

[USMCsoundoff]

OH shit u gave me a great idea for my eldar army (first army EVER) Black and white i was gonna make em gold and black

[qpfc]

that eldar army looks great to play with, hopefully you make another video with the eldar and they are all painted.

[Lu337]

IMO kroot are garbage

[heatblade11]

his tau army is rubbish. my tau army could pwn his any day.

[Ruiner1001]

heatblade11,

You don't even know that is his entire army n00b

[dinocha0s]

lol eldar n tau r like related their tech looks nearly the same...and even in dow tau said the eldar r 1 of the only races that may imbrace the greater good...seing them fight each other is just well wierd espiecially if their the same colour

[firerayne23]

its just a skirmish so it really doesnt matter. Their paint is not the same, the eldar is red and black, the tau has desert camo. And if you get into the lore of 40k the eldar and tau are nothing alike.

[TehPyroFang]

wow.. i didnt know how cheap eldar where

[PutNameHere15]

Tyranids FTW

[W00TThisisFUUUUN]

Why is there no Hammerhead? Stupid offensive Tau army.

[weavile124]

Why does Dave have to be such a idiot?.

[W00TThisisFUUUUN]

Because Dave is the meaning of Awesome

[weavile124]

I think you misspelled "awesome" for "retarded" k :)

[StompSlomp]

wellit seems like your blind because he spelled it right k blindy.

[bruenor82]

seems like mr tau thought he was against running eldar, not bikes..

[PharaohAnubis]

Jetbike ownage. : P

[blastmadness]

I don't have an Eldar codex or anything...but it really seems as though the Eldar had many more points. That was a ridiculous number of jetbikes :|

[stmk0]

You can field a lot of Eldar jetbikes even in very small games.

[xRENOxPWNSx]

thats bcuz eldar armies are supposed to be centered around jetbikes

[lorcan0c]

no not all eldar armies focus on jetbikes, its just a style some players prefer like space marines who field loads of bikes or Necrons with loads of destroyers.

[xRENOxPWNSx]

i presonally prefer orks with a mythic orgy of boyz :-)

[lorcan0c]

Eldar jetbikes are only like 13 or 15 points a peice. i know, its crazy.

[Chap444]

22 points man

[Kapelannew]

ehhh yeah Ws 3 BS 3 i 3 A 1 and only thing is good about them is save of 3 and crappy LD they dont worth more

[happyorks]

then orks come and blows there fucking head off that is wat you don't c

[taitc123]

with a bs of 2 they wldnt have even hit the ground with a rock

[xRENOxPWNSx]

orks ftw

[Chef40k]

I like how the eldar is smug like he pulling some new tricks out of his sleeve... Fritz has been promoting this army for too long and its actually getting quite old. If your going to play cheez then at least play new cheez.

[Militarized]

Worst Tau army, -ever- imo.

[bruenor82]

where the fuck are my broadsides shas'vre?

WHERE???

[usernamesunavilable]

I am pretty sure it was 1850... I think the whole tournament was. It was a little tough with the time restraints but it will be different next time ;)

[JacksonHighlander]

i see the tactical flaw of the tau guy, he picked tau as his army.

[bruenor82]

hard to master but very powerful whn it is mastered

[Krazio1]

the elder army looks kool

[llGrimsonll]

Eldar jetbike army's are so gay.

[OmeQuicksilver]

My two favorite armies fighting each other....I don;t know who to route for...

[CHesTeRtoTheGaME]

Fritz's eldar jetbike army is cooler

[xXJetwiiXx]

Fritz isnt the only one to have a jetbike army

[mustang16D]

Tau rock

[SoldierofGilbert]

I would love to see any ork army try to take on my space marines especially since they are made to take on hordes of idiots like them :)

[TCM8]

Then simply run a Mek army and the orks are golden!

[mudvaynefan1993]

orks crush everything!!!!