The "Java Life" Rap Music Video

[lipaovikin]

Ae tio de baixo(Roger4313), faltou o import '-' (you forgot the import) xD \troll

The netbeans will alert you. rsrsrs

[AppleUploader]

var x = function(z) {

String y = "The "Java Life" Rap Music Video";

if (z === y) {

System.out.print("This video is gay.");

}

else {

System.out.print("The "Java Life" Rap Music Video is a gay song.");

} }

[Roger4313]

JOptionPane.showMessageDialog(­null,"PROGRAMMING IS AWESOME!");

[ivanmyh]

java is not the same

[jo3momma1]

That was awesome!!!

[forceafail]

int x = 9000

system.out.printLn("This songs power level is over " + x)

[badapper]

@forceafail you forget ";" noob!



[pivotfann]

@forceafail i agree but there are three syntax errors i spot in this(assuming the class and method blocks ARE there but not seen)

1. System is supposed to be captitalized.

2. println does not have a capital l.

3. you forgot your semicolons.

[adamrune50]

JAVA LOVES ME!

[adamrune50]

Java FTW!

[Mr6c0rpi0n]

System.out.println("subscribed­");

[lionaneesh2009]

Forget JAVA start C ;)

[Rusvids]

public class Awesome { public static void main(String args[ ]) { System.out.println("I am really sad just" +

"typing all that out");

[manualidadesconninos]

void main ( void ) {

cout<< "We do code hard, but not all of us are doing it in cubicles" ;

return cool;

}

[VideoAlevardi]

WE CODE HARD! hahahaha LMAO.

[WillWolfrick]

Now it´s time to give up of python and dive into Java. Python has no cool theme

[SamiKesba]

Think Java programmers meet street Hip Hop.

[DuSh4n]

while(true){

print("This rocks!");

if(!true) break;

}

// What's the result?

[bibothegame]

Netbeans

[gillsgillson]

Netbeans or Eclipse?

[IrishGamingSociety]

@gillsgillson Eclipse nigga

[gillsgillson]

@IrishGamingSociety Nope.

[VideoAlevardi]

@gillsgillson Eclipse, no doubt.

[DLockTeam]

System.out.println("Amazing song");

[CaNadless]

@DLockTeam

class fix{public static void mian(String[] args){

System.out.println("You forgot to create your main method :/");

}}

[03tellis]

Best Language: Lisp

[Davisoftware]

Facebook

[goodboy4403]

I cant wait till i am done learning the language!!!

[MrLukasZaruba]

@goodboy4403 Nice thing about Java is that you are always learning something new. If I remember right it was Joshua Bloch who said that 1.2 was the last version somebody could have complete knowledge of. :)

[goodboy4403]

@MrLukasZaruba Sweet!!! I can do more things than I could imagine!!!

[Comrade2face]

thats it, im never using java again

[joshmichaels430]

this rel fucking bad I am a c++ programmer

[IVANROCKSIVAN]

System.out.println ('EPIC SONG");

[assassinatorrr]

JAVA LIFE 4 LIFE!!!

[Niamitch]

Hey guys .. use EMF if you like java but dont want to code anymore! :P

[justinrixx]

Can I dl this song?

[xXEduBuntuXx]

WTF IS JAVA ^^ SOOOO OLD SCHOOL!!! PYTHON FTW

[Deeharok]

@xXEduBuntuXx python is a scripting language...

[xXEduBuntuXx]

@Deeharok ehm, there are no realy differences.

Java runs in a VM, python has its interpretter.

In fact python is able to run faster than java.

Java code gets compiled, than gets into VM. You can also compile Python code, but than it becomes C++ code.

[Deeharok]

@xXEduBuntuXx I suppose, just had a look at it's syntax; gross :p. Well it's alright but semicolons 4 lyfe

[xXEduBuntuXx]

@Deeharok The syntax is awesome! checkout my last python code at launchpad: lp:lens-cooking

[ThomasRojan]

@xXEduBuntuXx I think Java is almost as fast as C now.

[freakzilla12341]

JAVA FOR LIFE....LOVE IT MAN.....

[Imokm8]

hell yeah we know better than to use .NET

[valium97582]

*cough* common lisp *cough*

[czester21pl]

Zapraszam na moją stronę dominikcebula.pl

[TheMusicalwatch]

I listen to this song when I am stuck at the assignment, it really keeps me going <3

[WhitneyCicero]

Seen it about 40 times and still laugh my ass off!

[EnrichedGamer]

@WhitneyCicero your not alone man!!

[aazswapnil]

Are they coding hard with their monitors turned off?

[jayofthedecline]

@thehistory He wasn't referencing Luke Skywalker, he said Duke... Java's mascot.

[dnanetwork]

Try C# and you don't need to code hard again :-). coding hard and you damage your keyboard and increase noise pollution.

[tekzunited]

@dnanetwork nose pollution ;)

[w4l4nk]

I LEFT JAVA, move to Python... LOL :D

[Geo877]

pssh Java.

[AlphaVoice10]

C# sucks, it's from Microsoft.

[panggilja]

Any Rubyist here? :)

[ro8bi3]

@panggilja who the fuck uses ruby?

[panggilja]

@ro8bi3 a lot: twitter, Salesforce (heroku), vmware (cloudfoundry), Groupon, Scribd, Posterous, Yellowpages, Basecamp are using RUBY and there are many more to mention dude.. for the record, I love Java as well.. i'm a Platform-agnostic so i don't code just using one language :)

[ro8bi3]

@panggilja I mean JUST Ruby

[panggilja]

@ro8bi3 i don't know, Ruby it self built using C.. There's also JRuby which is the implementation of Ruby using Java.. i think, today is the era of multi-platform.. as long as it can solve the problem, then use it..

hmm.. Do you hate Ruby?

[panggilja]

@ro8bi3 is there any successful company that use only a single programming language?

[ro8bi3]

@panggilja mm..... JAGEX

[panggilja]

@ro8bi3 haha.. no they're not, see at their hiring page :) jagex[dot]com/careers#/vacanci­es , they're using many languages..

[ThePatrioticMom]

DJ Chris, Pirate Dan and The Scurvy Crew, Young Cons, this: shitty white nerd rap.

[peenworm]

we're gonna make a video and put it on the tube

we do a jargon raprap cuz we don't know how to do

we don't know or respect the form so this lets us just think

there are no standards to be judged so we can rip a stink.

WORD YEH

[peenworm]

would you shitheads stop appropriating hip hop for all of your hurfa durfa needs.

[Joddy12]

Learn C++ and ASM not java or .NET

[myrofly]

@Joddy12 this

[MegaJaDogg]

@Joddy12 so true , way better if one stays C

[sunslayer553]

for some reason my computer science finals weren't this epic

[lanswipe]

@sunslayer553 really? mine were! :o

[TheTrU3MAN]

@sunslayer553 What you should do is find yourself an asian to your right, or 3 seats left.

[Snipermansnipedu]

print("python is so much easier")

[PoisonedIcecream]

@Snipermansnipedu You forgot a semi-colon.

[Snipermansnipedu]

@PoisonedIcecream You don't need a semi-colon in python. A line is a line, there is no need to tell the comptuer that the line just ended.

[TheraphyseX]

I LOVE JAVA!

[ElTacohehe]

Fucking jews.

[thehistory]

HEY. hey. You were using a Sith lightsaber when you were talking about Luke...get your nerd right.

[sirsimna]

I'll take Haskell thank you

[eurovynilmint]

Easy Code C# :3

[kurazaz]

int java = 1;

int c = 0;

if(java > c) System.out.print("Shoulda saw this coming.");

[Gusta10069]

@kurazaz i think you forgot of the ln. im learning, maybe im wrong

[kurazaz]

@Gusta10069 You're wrong :D Well you're right too. println() starts a new line at the end of the string. print() keeps it on the same line.

[santoory]

@kurazaz

Integer kurazazIQ = null;

String suggestion = "Practice English Grammar";

while(true) {

System.out.println("Shoulda 'seen' this coming.");

System.out.println("Seriously guys, stop fucking arguing about what language is better. Comparing C with Java is like comparing a fighter jet with a submarine.");

}

[kurazaz]

@santoory java.io.FileNotFoundException: fucks_given.txt (The system cannot find the file specified)

[MavmDox]

@santoory Integer kurazazIQ = null; you sure about that?:) null integer? maybe you ment to write int? kurazazIQ = null;

[santoory]

@MavmDox int is a primitive data type, Integer is an object.. I suggest you try initializing both to null and see what happens.

[wintergaps]

fuck this shit im a porn star....

[ro8bi3]

Minecraft is made with Java, therefore Java is win. Java > C# > C++

[DevDamian]

C++ is lot better ;)

[khatriayaz]

awesome



[franco95185]

MI VIDA ES CON JAVA :D

[GuzmanDiaz18]

JavaOne En Argentina o Colombia Ya!!!!!

[EnrichedGamer]

lol, this is awesome

[MsGoodthing1]

Thumbs up for E7! Where would we be without flaming hot Cheetos?

[Karantron]

I wonder how a C# music video would sound like...

[amiorkovtube]

I am currently learning C# but i have had my hours behind the java screen and it was epic just like this song.

[adzuke]

lyrics please.....

[xSiloRx]

Watch out we gotta a bad ass geeks over here !!

[2010peterinio]

C raw language! That's the core

[xzxfattyxzx]

Hahaha.. i can relate.. coz im using java codes..

[thebigkhaled]

well, PHP what makes this video available. PHP is a bad ass.

[khalidame]

@thebigkhaled

Dude , youtube is using GWT (Google Web Toolkit) which is a frame work to write

web apps using java and compile them to javascript

[FactAnalyzer]

code.it.up {

baby

}

[IGzzyderWhizzy]

Java Jives.

[Konanda1]

C > Java

[kurazaz]

Java > All.

[warchildmd]

@kurazaz C is better, but now I'm using more Java because it's faster to implement. :)

[kurazaz]

@warchildmd Define better? And good.

[tekzunited]

158 people dont have java, dont be a hater!

[wilabaliw91]

thumbs up if you know "Hello World"

[SirLance028]

code hard...code hard...code hard...code hard...

HARD CODE?

[amkrro2]

Code hard or die tryin'!

#java4life

[Philson]

#LikeaBoss

[medopal]

A hot girl and a Java cubicle never happened.

[alphaarmageddon011]

Coding hard has a great chance to commit NullPointerException. :D

[dartarrow]

153 .NET developers can't rap

[lotusfeet563]

301,038 programmers watching this video :)

[TheGrabo77]

error...:P

[TagaPasay]

Public class print{ public void comment(){ System.out.print("OOP"); } } Public class parentCls{ public static void main(String [] args){ print p = new print(); p.comment(); } } //Emphasizing that Java is object oriented. Not just using built-in classes/objects.

[Geovanity]

Forever alone anthem

[bindorocksmysocks]

public class Epicvideo{ :D

[Pites]

code hard in this.cubicle

[Ripityom87]

Sponsored by Red Bull :D

[capripio2]

you code hard because you use Java! Try C#

[misterkezo]

@capripio2 hahahahahaha LOL holyshit!

[hassanselim0]

@capripio2 I wish I could give this comment more than one thumbs up :D

[3minEms]

@hassanselim0 Python ftw =P

[3minEms]

@capripio2 In that case, Try Python =P #CounterPwnt =D

[SuperSpajky]

@capripio2 VB .NET is easiest

[treghy]

@capripio2 ahahahah looooser

[man4857]

while (true){

System.out.println("cool video");

}

[greenbl0b]

Programmers, simply put, are tools which convert coffee into code. ;)

[egyptianstar1987]

My style's nerd-chic, I'm a programmin' freak

[daswada9]

System.out.println("Cool video");

[no2boxxydolatry]

Watched this four times straight. 

[michelj90]

151 people are using .net

[therealmdhw]

If these poor souls would only embrace functional programming, they could be out of the office much quicker. Or Perl, like @exocom2 points out, because as the Perl crowd rightly pointed out: "Not everything is an object, dude", and boy, they are right!

[TheRetchin]

class ThisIsAwesome { public static void main(String[] args) { System.out.println("This is awesome"); }

}

[RadioDolphin117]

@TheRetchin out.print("Your comment just made my day");

[RadioDolphin117]

@RadioDolphin117 lol CLI win

[sathvikp]

Everyone knows that real programmers speak python :P

[ascii211]

Yup I am coding java

[MoonLightFacade]

There are two kinds of programmer: Java programmer and everything else in between. Choose one.

[1000sachhi]

Proud to be a java developer....

[AstreinW]

This video is actual reason i quitted programmer's career.

[Technolgy2]

hmm... I like C better.

[TheRetchin]

"Even Dan Brown can't code as hard as me!"

[rmaucigasha]

comments here are way more epic than the video

[HackSDK]

Im gonna Java only if shes included

[britskee03]

I think I'm gonna go learn Java now

[YngvinLion]

Excuse me, can somebody write me text of this song? My English is bad and I can't understand all words because he speak fast

[italiandude33]

@YngvinLion You can find the lyrics here: blogs.oracle.com/arungupta/ent­ry/code_hard_java_rap_video

[kervingabilo]

@YngvinLion blogs.oracle.com/arungupta/ent­ry/code_hard_java_rap_video

[ProgrammersWeb]

They are in their cubicles after hours because it took their Java program 3 hours to compile and get interpreted ;D

[mangija]

@ProgrammersWeb

you must be speaking of your own experience with whatever language that was.

I'm using java and my teams project with over 600 classes compiles in ~1 minute, but i understand your bitterness if it really takes you hours to compile :)

[ProgrammersWeb]

@mangija Just a friendly joke ;D

[rich9005]

this video has the "Nerdiest" comments.... no offence evn i'm a IT engineer :P

[jeroeniskoning]

Python.

[Sdot77Tube]

2:13 — "Da Vinci Code" — LMAO.