Tim Hawkins Mexican Food

[Anna11398]

I totally lost it and 00:48... the waitress haha :)

[ibpete70]

I think you are funny

[dorkyKittyXoX]

MEXICAN WAITRESS: nrslmofemkkosjjfekoekokfokfjos­i???

TIM:........ naaaaahhh.....

MEXICAN WAITRESS: i remember you >.>

LOLOLOL. fav part :)

[laurenroberts836]

So freaking funny!!!!! Made me pee my pants:D

[GreenSpot101]

press 8 continually for disgust

press 7 continually for chicken

[Cbluesrocker]

press 0 continually for an evil chipmunk

[123456789Harly]

wow xD

[rubypopsicle]

THE LONE DISLIKER HAS A GANG!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

[sircharlieboy2011]

my least fav part: 1:17

[ilovehugs130]

Waitress says "hdjsisuevssjhshkakajhssjsnhdh­s?"

*silence* ...and I say "noooo"

And she says "I remember you..."

LOL! every time!!! :D

[Chrismasfish]

6 people don't know if they're a chico or a chica

[TheRealOoflendoodle]

press six repeatedly for jerk off

[brittanythompson100]

i tried speaking like :55....not sucessful!!!

[KokonutCupcakez]

Hey Cleto, am I a chico or chica??

[kidwalk2]

@luvfritz2009 well duh!!!! Idiot! It was a joke he knows!!

[luvfritz2009]

UR A CHICO!!! o at the end is masculine a at the end is feminine

[iancrownover]

lolol



[natmicreb]

Lol! The one way you can tell that a person is funny:

1. They make you laugh every time you watch it.

2. You can't breathe from laughing to hard

3. You're clapping even though its just you and the computer in an empty room with no one else around.

[nsxaj800]

@natmicreb Or if it's all three combined. Oh, and here's another. If you're laughing too hard to type a reply right the first time.

[MyMagicalGirrafe]

yo tengos unas promblemas con mi BLADDER CONTROL

[MsInchristalone]

"Am i a chica or a chico?" LOL!

[TheEnseo]

THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL 

[Free2DanceForever]

How does he do that?!?!

[Free2DanceForever]

How does he do that?!?!

[EmoPanda43]

this is like the hundredth time i've seen this, and I still laugh so hard every time

[sonygibbs]

@EmoPanda43 haha same here >.<

[manatee955]

Me encantan este video es divertido

[HighFiveBlondie22]

i am a chicka :)

[TheAlldot]

i live in san antoinio lol!!!!funny

[missprincesscaitlin]

AND I SAY NOOOOOOO! I REMEMBER YOU! I AM CRYING RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I LAUGHING SOOOOOO HARD THUMBS UP IF YOU ARE TOO :0)

[nick31898]

0:58 is funny!!

[theofficalskilletfan]

it was awsome up to 1:17 bu after that it sucked

[laurielou22]

"And I say naaa."

"I remember you" LOL

[ChevyFreak63]

The sad part about this is that this is all true! You can't go anywhere now without seeing "English" or "Spanish" on ATM machines, signage in stores, trying to dial a business ("press 1 for english, 2 for spanish"), food labels...have we become the USSA? The United Spanish States of America?

[MrJfmills]

@ChevyFreak63 no se algunas palabras en espanol!

[evolutionismisstupid]

"and I say: nooooo." "i remember you."

[evolutionismisstupid]

"Hey, Clepto, am I a chi-co or a chi-ca??" hahahahaha! i love tim hawkins!!

[kingsdaughter2010]

"I remember you" lol!!!!!

[rebafanatic2020]

So frigging funny!!!

[camzaman98]

haha

[camzaman98]

hilAARIOUS



[Xphycoticdemonx]

3 people didn't understand at 0:50

[TheMowmow1]

SQUEZE

[SWITCHSKILLET]

"hey clinto am i a chico or a chica?" XD LOL sooo funny

[kimajo100]

i love how he goes back to past jokes he's done just a few minutes before and rarely do you see it coming and that makes it all the more hilarious

[kjalcaraz84]

I wonder what mexican restraunt he went to. The ones I've been to in San Antonio, the waiters don't speak spanish, at least they didn't speak it to me. They spoke english. Maybe I'm going to the wrong mexican restruants. lol.

[kdshfbds123]

"and i say "nooooo"... she goes " I remember you"

[amyjolaine]

I was in Cancun this last winter... and they used the formal words for women and men, and I did the same thing! I almost contemplated holding it because I couldnt figure it out!

[WolfGirl4489]

3 guys went into the chicas banyo

[RCDeschene]

The end reminded me of Consuela from Family Guy. XD

[mrsoctagoneapus]

the lady comes out catosatoresderfghkweasejkfue..­.....ous.....gheiglkvhsgkuvhke­tjghured AND I SAY NOOOO!!!!

[MissBrinaSixx]

And I say nooooo. XD

[penspot]

No Habla what you say! :D

[XxMikotsuxX]

girls are chicas and boys are chicos

[MrPianoplayer15]

hurry up ive gotta go to the banyo here. hahaha tim 

[mrsjakeabel10210]

Am I a Chico or a chica? Lol

[livingformylord1]

OMGOSH THIS IS TOO FUNNY HES GREAT!!I'M LIKE PEEING!!

[NutinBtr2Do]

WHO??? would vote a negative on this guy??? He's the funniest guy out there ever!!!

[bodyshopboxer]

The mexicans would vote a negative on this guy. LOL! He hilarious!

[fatharrybiscut]

It's ok look at Tim Hawkins dr mother

[2000sk8terboy]

@fatharrybiscut Thats the funniets one yet!!!

[2000sk8terboy]

@fatharrybiscut Thats the funniest one yet!!!

[ghostkiller1246]

this funny!!!!!



[1000FeatheredOwl]

the restaraunt bathrooms no say "chico" and "chica", rather they say "muchacho" and "muchacha" where I am.

[supercool44awesome]

Tim hawkins, the next jim carrey?

[thepivotfan776]

dudugetta-dugetta-ruga-duga-ru­gabetta?



[BluRondoAlaTurk]

this man will put a hole in my side from laughter!

[Cbluesrocker]

"The waitress she comes up and says "fdajfjdakljfdkla;fjdka;fjdka;­jda". "And i say noooooooooooo!. She says "Oh i remember you".

[apmason]

LOL. 173 Americans. 2 Mexicans.

[SuperNerdbomber]

"Yo tengo...bladder control issues."

[ZombieKittens11]

@SuperNerdbomber woooooooottt hehe from sara

[JesusFreakforever100]

"hey cleto am i a chia or a chio?!"

[bandgeeks007]

@ChistianChick

Good thing you said that! This video made me laugh, but understanding the joke made me laugh so hard I cried. Thank you!! :)

[CountessElaintay]

chico

chica means girl or something like it

[HonRosie6]

I Remember you.

LOL

[jagajo1]

i like tacos at this one place called... puffy taco. its such a weird name but they have the best tacos and burritos EVER!!!!!!!!

[lilmisssparra]

BWAHAHAHA! XD

[lieslmcory]

ROFL



[1teamemmett100]

I remember you!!!

[rockinlolzz]

Rofl "...Yo tango blater control issues

[ksulie]

i remember you

[JesusRad20]

hahahaha 0:50 so insane

[killertellitubby]

@JesusRad20 hahahahahaha dudde i live in san antonio and i know what hes talkin about XDDDDDDD

[lizbeth569]

and she says i remember you

[thepod24]

And I say NOOOOOO!

[Mousei11]

@thepod24 lol i L-O-V-E LOVE HIM HE IS AWESOME!

[loudiegirl14]

i'm from san antonio!!! he's right! :)

[killertellitubby]

i am too! YAY! did you see him on jan. 8th?

[Straggletag]

LOL and I say Nooooooooo

[LTD629]

yes i know this xD thats how me and my mom found him by typing in: Christian comedians

[Chainmailer77]

WTF did the waitress say?!?!?

[KarenTwombly]

"Hey Clepto, am I Chico or Chica??"

Awesomeness. :P

[MTread545]

"the waitress comes and..tocaitaotcacoaoticao

[AussiePupz]

"hjswihdjghdfeusa dhiahwhi2834hjdksad"

"Noh.."

[RaikiriIketani]

hbhgtysfwUTwurt8ERT4t7tw6t5346­t3t3t63t34t3t53tq3784 NO

[gunggung1]

And the waiter are like sfdajkgtierbggekshgrehrkglhtre­kehtirehhioh... lololol

She goes "I remember you..."

Nice job Tim, lol!

[nyamachoma123]

lol