Another (maybe better) trick: Offer her a drink - but not personally. Just say to the waiter you will pay for her next drink. Of course she will know then, who is the guy who offered her the drink and she will go to you by herself. If not, she's not interested, but you still save face :)
Having common interests, knowing the person is also key...which is also key, not having sexual interests from a physical attraction that would be your penis' talking then...
Talking to women in bars is also a bad thing because in a weird way like strip clubs, its gay man ambush thing like church so unless you meet a girl that you build a social and personal professional peer relationship...
@cutiesmith1 you are one of those rebels i always hear about right? the female who wants equal rights when its only good for her? the female who hits guys and expects them not to hit her back? yeah you seem like that female.
What he said was true.The one word response means not interested and doesn't care what you have to say. Most women are bitches so live with it,it happens to everyone. And if there's one extremely important thing i've learned its that a girl that plays hard to get or makes you fight for her......Is NEVER WORTH THE EFFORT. Girls need to get it threw their heads that they can't play games with us or play hard to get anymore. Cause theres always a 20x nicer and hotter women who doesn't do that shit.
@halo6534 wow u sound like a dick who thins hes all that nd a bag of chips u probably think that girls r playing hard to get cause tthey think ur a dick and dont want anything to do with u
@dicygirl198 Oh fuck you DICYGIRL. Your just a dumb fat chick whos mad that shes never had a boyfreind. Women are bitches even my friends who are girls admit that most women are bitches so i dont want to hear your bullshit. Im not a dick im a very nice guy, its women who are rude most of the time. Im simply giving a little women advice to the fellas out there. And dont give me your horse shit, women love to play hard to get. I been on this planet for 23 years so i know alot.
obviously not since you cant get it through ur dumb ass head that alot of guys like it when a girl plays hard to get trust me i would know if any one knows what a guy wants its me so u can just go f*** ur self nd get it through ur head taht no girl wants a guy who calls her a !@#$%^&*
@dicygirl198 Um ya im sure some guys like it when they play hard to get but thats like 1% of guys.Oh and your just a fucking expert on men? I highly doubt that, the only time you get laid is.....wait who am i kidding you've never been laid in your life. Your just a arrogant cunt using the internet as a mask for how much of a loser you are in real life.Um...... ya i didn't say i wanted you. Cause your most likely a morbidly obese women with ass acne and living with cats.
@dicygirl198 Wow you don't even know how to spell properly. And your usage of grammar makes my fucking inbreed radar tick off the charts. I highly doubt you get laid, and i could care less if you think your cooler than me. Oh congrats your cooler than some random guy that your talking shit to on the internet. What a amazing person you must be :D. But anyway im done here, i really dont have time for this. Have a nice day.
I've got a pretty attractive homecoming date who's completely out of my league(she was probably desperate). The dinner will be awkward as hell; she better have a fetish for inverted nerds. Hopefully these tips will work though...
@poignant4insights Oh man...you're hilarious when you try to act smart. "Lack of self-esteem" there's that insecure strategy you're using again! Thanks for repeating what I said about hiding behind a monitor in other words, you moron. Your arguments are starting to repeat itself (or, rather, repeat my arguments). Try the dictionary again, boy, but this time...come up with something new.
@Dephriaux You have an IQ below 70 don't you? LOL, show's just how limited your vocabulary is if you thought that was articulate. Really got you mad that time. I see you don't fair well with educated people. How am I a "nigger"? At least I'm taken serisously in this world & you can't even hold an interesting coversation let alone a strong argument & from the sound of your vocal inflections it's quiet evident that you're pathetically timid and desperate for a good come back. Try again.
@poignant4insights explain what i said that implied anger. I never said anything about "limited vocabulary"...I stated that you said the same thing I did earlier with different words, and you're doing it again with the "try again" line. If you're just going to repeat what I say and make up weird stuff "I really made you angry" and "How am I a "nigger"?" then this argument is over. I can't believe a 17 year old, who gets more action than you, just outsmarted you several times in one argument.
@Dephriaux And, there you go resorting back to your delusional, grandiose fantasy land thoughts & comments in attempt to convince yourself and everyone else into believing that you actually have women in your life when it's pretty obvious that you prefer men. If all you can come up with are weak lies of how you're only 17 & get more action than a kung-fu flick then you really must need attention, cause you're sure not getting it from any women. You were outsmarted before it even began.
@poignant4insights Oh, yeah, I forgot...if a man doesn't treat a woman like their sex toy, they're clearly gay. I love your logic, boy. On top of that you try flaming again with comments like "get more action than a kung-fu flick" and "you were outsmarted before it even began." I love how you got defensive after I threatened to rip your little body to pieces...and even more so when I point out how much of a lonely little virgin you are. you're nothing, kid. and your sense of humor isnt even good
@Dephriaux Do either of you think that by responding to the other with continual insults, the other person will respond positively? Do you HONESTLY feel that the more times you reply, the closer you get to the person saying, "I'm so terribly sorry, everything you said about me was true, and you're right, you're better than me."? The best you'll get is a "w/e bitch I'm done." so you can throw in an insult about how they're weak and quit
For the sake of Youtube, and this great video, please stop.
@poignant4insights Yeah, I definetely enjoyed it from the humor aspect xD
But one complaint I have... wouldn't you say that almost all the information on this video is kind of general, typical information? (excluding the gum thing, that was clever :D)
@poignant4insights I don't agree with that statement at all, so each to his own. I visited your page and saw many other hate filled things towards women, so I totally expected this from you. If it's your perogative to say these things online, where these sort of comments have no effect on anybody, there's nothing to stop you. However, please don't "@S" me in posts that are intended to be hurtful. I don't need to read trash comments about women, nor do I want to engage in convos based on that.
@poignant4insights Like I said, I don't agree, and no I don't find it funny.
I find messing around with friends funny, to play slap a girl and tell her "be quiet hoe" while she's talking to mess with her, to be slightly humorous.
However, using a woman as a punching bag isn't. (to me)
@poignant4insights Do either of you think that by responding to the other with continual insults, the other person will respond positively? Do you HONESTLY feel that the more times you reply, the closer you get to the person saying, "I'm so terribly sorry, everything you said about me was true, and you're right, you're better than me."? The best you'll get is a "w/e bitch I'm done." so you can throw in an insult about how they're weak and quit
For the sake of Youtube, and this great vid, stop.
@XSilentPhantomX i'd agree on the fact that this video is great...but you can't say this isn't funny? i'm nearly a generation younger than him, yet i'm making the little virgin so angry. yet, ok, you're right; i doubt matt koval appreciates our daily arguments.
@Dephriaux It is a 'lil funny, most arguements generally are, but normally only to the people outside them xD
And does Matt actually keep up with seeing his general comments and the like? Lots of people just don't bother keeping up when they've got as many vids and comments as he does.
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I dont like stereotypes, 90% of the time. But I got a mate who lives in the U.S who says that If i lived in america i would have a gilrfriend because of a few stereotypes:
1: I am an Italian-Australian and I have a Aussie accent, but apprently American girls mistake our Aussie accent for British ones (witch they think are sexy) 2: I was told that girls in the U.S like Italian guys.
3: American girls <3 guitrists.
I hope my mate is right (and these stereotypes dont work in Australia)
@poignant4insights Hah no you don't! That's why you searched for this video like everybody else. You have probably never touched a vagina. Kind of sad that you need to lie to people on YouTube to feel better...
@G0ttaBeFresh Lmao! Why do you have to tell the truth so? I should fuck your girl in her mouth. :) Without a condom. I don't care that she's a satanic, reptillian illuminati space alien with four tits & two cunts. I'd bend my cock in such a way that it would curve into an extra shaft of fuckable meat that would fit into her second vaginal orifice and still have excess inches left that wouldn't even fit all the way into her and would remain dry during the entire act of fornication. :D
@poignant4insights ...let me rephrase my previous comment. you sound, are, and will be for a long time, a lonely virgin who feels better about his pathetic hate-filled existence after trying to be a funny little troll on youtube.
@poignant4insights Heh. Hope we never have the misfortune to meet in real life...I'd enjoy ripping you to pieces, you scrawny little faggot. Blocked. Peace.
@poignant4insights Uh, I have no subscribers nor friends on this youtube account...go ahead and tell yourself whatever you need to so it helps you sleep at night, prick. Just know, if you ever meet somebody like me and try that funny shit, you'll be ripped to pieces. In fact, I think it's more safe for you to stay the lonely little virgin you are, playing your COD alone and thinking about the sex you'll never have.
@Dephriaux You actually respond to this, that's just sad. And for some reason you defend and respect women. Little bitch. I'll murder you. You can 't even look a man in his eyes. Put some fuckin' bass in your voice when you talk to a genius, bitch. Where the fuck do you get off touchin' little boys and jerkin 'off behind your mother's laptop? In her bedroom at that. You suck at life. Schmickniggledy's wouldn't do that. Women like you deserve to be raped and knocked in the head. bang ys
@poignant4insights Your whole speech on "look a man in the eyes" is pointless coming from a lonely virgin behind a monitor. I'm replying because, er.. I'm here on Youtube, and it's clearly pissing you off. Do I need better reasons? Idiots like you deserve to be beaten until they're crying like the lonely little bitches they are. It's funny, really, the only way you feel you can win an argument is when you shove words into their mouths, or reply back with flames of your fav. game. Grow up, prick.
@Dephriaux Your mom is in the cellar and it's locked. I hope she enjoys being raped by a pack of Teen-Rage Mullah Nitwit Turtles that jumped out of a Cracked magazine. It's quite entertaining to see sluts get raped and slumped in the back of a stolen dump truck, what the fucks up? My nut's musk and milky, when I bust guts/ their innards explode from ejaculation/ I'm like Jason/ playing Sony PlayStation/ with mental patients/ why is your face so gay, son?/ Go freebase some/ ...coke.
@poignant4insights The funny thing is...that wasn't creative whatsoever. It's like...you tried to be a troll/scary, but you just look more and more of a lonely, arrogant (only behind a monitor) little virgin who fantasizes about raping moms and little girls the more and more you comment. I love how you turn to your little erotica stories when it's clear you're losing an argument. I hope you really are not 28...I'm fully confident I've gotten more action than you before I turned 17.
@Dephriaux You must have low self-esteem. Talk about a complete self-centered Narcissist with a borderline personality disorder if I've ever seen one. You've just proved my point perfectly. You obviously have no life or a job to be on YouTube at every hour and second, responding to this pure genius. Let alone own a girl-friend. Women are punching bags. Can't you just get that through your thick, fuckin' retarded head? Why are you being so nice to your mother? She's a whore, fuck her.
@poignant4insights ...every hour? I replied to your most recent post 4 hours later. Also, did you forget it sends you a notification via email/text when you get a reply on a comment, idiot? I love how you jump from trolling, judging my life, to erotica stories, now back to judging my life. as I've said before, if it helps you sleep at night, judge me and every other humane person as you wish. I think I hit a nerve of yours when I mentioned someone younger getting more action! It's ok, lil virgin
@poignant4insights There it is! Finally, you're throwing in the towel. You've nothing "clever" to say about my comebacks rather than convincing yourself I didn't make any reply at all. You're a lonely, submissive distressed little virgin. I hope you enjoy writing your little erotica stories about how much girls suck because you got dumped in the fifth grade, or about others' mothers...because that's all the action you'll ever get, boy. In your imagination (not even that great of one, at that!).
@Dephriaux Come on, you have to do better than that. I'm destroying you with just words, killing your narcissistic (Yes, it is a word. Look it up.) ego and already damaged self esteem through just chicken scratch, this is sickening how I'm kickin' your ass. I thought you people were supposed to be good at this. You make it too easy.
im a girl and everytime i take out gum in class, 14 guys would surround me with a look in their eyes similar to that of a tiger awaiting its first meal after starving for a year...im pretty sure tigers cant even live that long w/out food
Haha a pack of gum. I use to bring a harmonica to my frat parties and played a lick or two. Women would ask, "Are you a musician." All I ever said was, "Yes, I am". on the other hand, the best pick up line is "Hi". Works anytime and anywhere. Good video.
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Another (maybe better) trick: Offer her a drink - but not personally. Just say to the waiter you will pay for her next drink. Of course she will know then, who is the guy who offered her the drink and she will go to you by herself. If not, she's not interested, but you still save face :)
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oOHaLfAsSOo 5 days ago
everytime i offer my gf gum she takes it straight away
but any girl in bar she goes like no!!!
SexyHaniii 6 days ago
Piece of gum you say? No thank you, otherwise you would get surrounded by people who ask you for a piece of gum, it's not worth it :D
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Hi! Check my video out how to talk to girls! Its not serious but its pretty funny:)
nicholasrl13 1 week ago
"My buddy Keith."
I was watching family guy and the lest attractive name is..... Keith.
Hmmm..... Makes me wonder
2235cupcake 1 week ago
but...what girl wants gum at the bar?
chenrayen 1 week ago
@chenrayen i would, any girl who smokes and anyone whos mouth smells like shit for any other reason would...
billiejoesboxer 3 days ago
if it wasn't for the disclaimer, this vid gets 2 mil views
chenrayen 1 week ago
Holy shit. I'm a woman and that gum trick is genius. Damn.
Katbotz 1 week ago
"We should hangout sometime"
Works everytime.
Shar4ie 1 week ago
tell her 8 inches
grilla95 2 weeks ago
I watched this and I am a woman. what are you gonna do about it?
veronicajohnson100 2 weeks ago
Forget raywilliamjohnson you're my fav now:D
Lilym27 4 weeks ago
Hey you want a gum? Su- mypenisinyourvagina -re okay sweet let's do it
MultiPowerpunch 1 month ago
'We should hang out sometime' courtesy of Josh Sundquist =)
mikzville 1 month ago
"we should hang out sometime" awww yeah :)
InkAndFeather 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MattKoval 2
subscribed!
TripleBMC 1 month ago
LOL , you're my new foound GEM of youtube
. funny and interesting!
fullfist 1 month ago
lol i just found your videos.. so funny. Subscribing right now.
Tauchp 1 month ago in playlist My Stories
Haha that's so funny man, I do the exact same thing with cute girls!
861147 1 month ago
you sir have earned yourself a new subscriber
ihatenickalot 1 month ago
I never leave when asked. #BadAss
Brittanysaurousrex 1 month ago
i don't think i would take gum from a random dude in a bar.
meghanariel 1 month ago
The first part of that is...
Having common interests, knowing the person is also key...which is also key, not having sexual interests from a physical attraction that would be your penis' talking then...
Talking to women in bars is also a bad thing because in a weird way like strip clubs, its gay man ambush thing like church so unless you meet a girl that you build a social and personal professional peer relationship...
Watch king missile Gay not gay...
JonesArmandoHoward 1 month ago
You should do how to talk to guys o3o what youd wanna hear/what means ur not interested.
YummehEdwardElric 1 month ago
how about you say :"hi, my name is _______"
and if she says just "hi", it means that he is not interested
if she says "hi" then tells you her name , then that means that she is interested
Thetablepower 1 month ago
my favorit chat up line it, clorophorm
johnjoeba 1 month ago in playlist My Stories
In my country: we do trick that with cigarettes:)
TheGreatHungarianGuy 1 month ago in playlist My Stories
For me, I love nerdy guys. I say get your balls out and be yourself. If you try to act too 'cool' or whatever, we can sense it instantly.
Chise37 1 month ago
I gave him the finger when he was trying to make me going away. Awesome vid! Don't limit it to one sex.
Chise37 1 month ago
next time im offered gum im slapping him lol
kalleebear 1 month ago 2
"Why are all these guys offering me gum? Is it my breath?" god, i love his woman voice xD
SMFkittycat 1 month ago 5
This video is most popular with:
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NKTJh 1 month ago
OMG....I fell for the gum trick once! Legit.
easttexasbaby 1 month ago
"a nerd like you" and this guy's got gta and justin beiber vids on his page...lol--->
ernieball5000 1 month ago
a nerd like you will teach us how to get a girl? lol
danamesdoing 1 month ago
no i dont think i want to click away just because im a girl
cutiesmith1 1 month ago
@cutiesmith1 you are one of those rebels i always hear about right? the female who wants equal rights when its only good for her? the female who hits guys and expects them not to hit her back? yeah you seem like that female.
andrewakadew 1 month ago
@cutiesmith1 The cutie part in your name is just a slang term for fat ugly chick that cares about no one but herself.
halo6534 1 month ago
That gum advice is pretty smart, although in a bar, I don't like chewing when drinking my coffee or chewing when having a drink.
Porcelanesa 1 month ago
246 women think they are men...
Mravak74 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you like Star Trek
iviewandrate 1 month ago in playlist My Stories
What he said was true.The one word response means not interested and doesn't care what you have to say. Most women are bitches so live with it,it happens to everyone. And if there's one extremely important thing i've learned its that a girl that plays hard to get or makes you fight for her......Is NEVER WORTH THE EFFORT. Girls need to get it threw their heads that they can't play games with us or play hard to get anymore. Cause theres always a 20x nicer and hotter women who doesn't do that shit.
halo6534 1 month ago 6
@halo6534 wow u sound like a dick who thins hes all that nd a bag of chips u probably think that girls r playing hard to get cause tthey think ur a dick and dont want anything to do with u
dicygirl198 1 month ago
@dicygirl198 Oh fuck you DICYGIRL. Your just a dumb fat chick whos mad that shes never had a boyfreind. Women are bitches even my friends who are girls admit that most women are bitches so i dont want to hear your bullshit. Im not a dick im a very nice guy, its women who are rude most of the time. Im simply giving a little women advice to the fellas out there. And dont give me your horse shit, women love to play hard to get. I been on this planet for 23 years so i know alot.
halo6534 1 month ago
@halo6534
obviously not since you cant get it through ur dumb ass head that alot of guys like it when a girl plays hard to get trust me i would know if any one knows what a guy wants its me so u can just go f*** ur self nd get it through ur head taht no girl wants a guy who calls her a !@#$%^&*
dicygirl198 1 month ago
@dicygirl198 Um ya im sure some guys like it when they play hard to get but thats like 1% of guys.Oh and your just a fucking expert on men? I highly doubt that, the only time you get laid is.....wait who am i kidding you've never been laid in your life. Your just a arrogant cunt using the internet as a mask for how much of a loser you are in real life.Um...... ya i didn't say i wanted you. Cause your most likely a morbidly obese women with ass acne and living with cats.
halo6534 1 month ago
@halo6534 accually i do get laid nd i hate cats nd i accually dont have acne
plus im cooler than you i bet
dicygirl198 4 weeks ago
@dicygirl198 Wow you don't even know how to spell properly. And your usage of grammar makes my fucking inbreed radar tick off the charts. I highly doubt you get laid, and i could care less if you think your cooler than me. Oh congrats your cooler than some random guy that your talking shit to on the internet. What a amazing person you must be :D. But anyway im done here, i really dont have time for this. Have a nice day.
halo6534 4 weeks ago 2
omg a guy used this on me and it worked!!!
stacidouglass 1 month ago
Gum?! Don't think so
lilymszaqachoo 1 month ago
Oh my goo I LOVE this!!
KimmyInsertName123 1 month ago
matt have you considered acting? b/c you're pretty good at it.
chocmilkshake24 1 month ago
best face ever 2:41
pplaresleeping 1 month ago 4
Bahahahah Im a girl but I have to say that gum advise is genius
Canadianpoleprincess 1 month ago in playlist More videos from MattKoval 9
Exactly my thoughts.
wintersnoob 1 month ago
Like if you're a girl and you didn't click away ^^
YourFictionalAffair 1 month ago 329
@YourFictionalAffair how many are actually girls?
Pwnager26 1 month ago
@YourFictionalAffair OMFG LEAVE KITCHEN DWELLER!! DO AS THE FUCKING MAN SAYS!
uberl33t123 1 month ago in playlist My Stories
@YourFictionalAffair Now 250 girls know about the gum line. Thanks. :/
iTzGrIfFiNxD 1 month ago
why the f**k am I watching this, I get pussy :S ....good video though
demOthepotential 1 month ago 5
i wise i could do thoes things. but becuse of low selfasteam. am probely going to die alone. thanks anyway. good vid
hrpip 2 months ago
the gum trick failed and she said i don't like green gum go get blue.
MetallicAus 2 months ago 96
@MetallicAus You shouldn't be offering sluts gum in the first place, they have bigger problems to worry about like herpes.
RamirezRoyalty 1 month ago
@MetallicAus
you shoulde'v told her to suck 1 big fat big ass cock, and then say, here men offer you gum, In north Iraq they stone your ass for any reason.
brief555 1 day ago
the gum thing worked
Arannez 2 months ago
agreed. this is what ive been tryin to tell people. pretty much dont be afraid to be yourself and just use common sense....
G0ttaBeFresh 2 months ago
this was awesome.
alehax27 2 months ago
I did this so many times...I just end up with less gum and no numbers -_-
branstan100 2 months ago 3
I hate when people on YouTube post thoughs huge as comment paragraphs NO ONES GONNA READ DA SHT!
lightsilocon 2 months ago
That helped me evan if I'm fourteen it helped.
RT540E 2 months ago
haha I'm a girl and I didn't click away
MewPudding321 2 months ago
@MewPudding321 omg it was a private conversation jks jks
TheJackrolland 2 months ago
haha I'm a
MewPudding321 2 months ago
Im usin that gum trick!!
BodybuilderBeginner 2 months ago 2
@poignant4insights Beast!!
BodybuilderBeginner 2 months ago 6
haha this is gold..
jackd42o 3 months ago
This was my first Matt video ( guess how I got here? lol) and I loved it, favorite part was the beginning with the apple juice and coughing.
porcolegio 3 months ago
Frankly, I knew only the "gum trick" from Leon movie and this one is odd :)
MasovyKnedlicek 3 months ago
Four words.Chuck Norris Face Mask.
ImAKwlDudeLloolL 3 months ago
I just bring in two guns and a six pac....They fall for me
BADABOO360 3 months ago
"Do you want some gum?" - Genius
ireternalexistence 3 months ago 2
Or a glass of apple juice
NJH626 3 months ago
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women are equal and they deserve respect, no just kidding they should suck my dick
TheMouchtata 3 months ago
I've got a pretty attractive homecoming date who's completely out of my league(she was probably desperate). The dinner will be awkward as hell; she better have a fetish for inverted nerds. Hopefully these tips will work though...
Calvary48 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Oh man...you're hilarious when you try to act smart. "Lack of self-esteem" there's that insecure strategy you're using again! Thanks for repeating what I said about hiding behind a monitor in other words, you moron. Your arguments are starting to repeat itself (or, rather, repeat my arguments). Try the dictionary again, boy, but this time...come up with something new.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux You have an IQ below 70 don't you? LOL, show's just how limited your vocabulary is if you thought that was articulate. Really got you mad that time. I see you don't fair well with educated people. How am I a "nigger"? At least I'm taken serisously in this world & you can't even hold an interesting coversation let alone a strong argument & from the sound of your vocal inflections it's quiet evident that you're pathetically timid and desperate for a good come back. Try again.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights explain what i said that implied anger. I never said anything about "limited vocabulary"...I stated that you said the same thing I did earlier with different words, and you're doing it again with the "try again" line. If you're just going to repeat what I say and make up weird stuff "I really made you angry" and "How am I a "nigger"?" then this argument is over. I can't believe a 17 year old, who gets more action than you, just outsmarted you several times in one argument.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux And, there you go resorting back to your delusional, grandiose fantasy land thoughts & comments in attempt to convince yourself and everyone else into believing that you actually have women in your life when it's pretty obvious that you prefer men. If all you can come up with are weak lies of how you're only 17 & get more action than a kung-fu flick then you really must need attention, cause you're sure not getting it from any women. You were outsmarted before it even began.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Oh, yeah, I forgot...if a man doesn't treat a woman like their sex toy, they're clearly gay. I love your logic, boy. On top of that you try flaming again with comments like "get more action than a kung-fu flick" and "you were outsmarted before it even began." I love how you got defensive after I threatened to rip your little body to pieces...and even more so when I point out how much of a lonely little virgin you are. you're nothing, kid. and your sense of humor isnt even good
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Do either of you think that by responding to the other with continual insults, the other person will respond positively? Do you HONESTLY feel that the more times you reply, the closer you get to the person saying, "I'm so terribly sorry, everything you said about me was true, and you're right, you're better than me."? The best you'll get is a "w/e bitch I'm done." so you can throw in an insult about how they're weak and quit
For the sake of Youtube, and this great video, please stop.
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@XSilentPhantomX This is a funny video. :)
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Yeah, I definetely enjoyed it from the humor aspect xD
But one complaint I have... wouldn't you say that almost all the information on this video is kind of general, typical information? (excluding the gum thing, that was clever :D)
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@XSilentPhantomX Women are punching bags. :)
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights I don't agree with that statement at all, so each to his own. I visited your page and saw many other hate filled things towards women, so I totally expected this from you. If it's your perogative to say these things online, where these sort of comments have no effect on anybody, there's nothing to stop you. However, please don't "@S" me in posts that are intended to be hurtful. I don't need to read trash comments about women, nor do I want to engage in convos based on that.
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@XSilentPhantomX Lol! It's just funny to think about, don't you think?
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Like I said, I don't agree, and no I don't find it funny.
I find messing around with friends funny, to play slap a girl and tell her "be quiet hoe" while she's talking to mess with her, to be slightly humorous.
However, using a woman as a punching bag isn't. (to me)
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Do either of you think that by responding to the other with continual insults, the other person will respond positively? Do you HONESTLY feel that the more times you reply, the closer you get to the person saying, "I'm so terribly sorry, everything you said about me was true, and you're right, you're better than me."? The best you'll get is a "w/e bitch I'm done." so you can throw in an insult about how they're weak and quit
For the sake of Youtube, and this great vid, stop.
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@XSilentPhantomX i'd agree on the fact that this video is great...but you can't say this isn't funny? i'm nearly a generation younger than him, yet i'm making the little virgin so angry. yet, ok, you're right; i doubt matt koval appreciates our daily arguments.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux It is a 'lil funny, most arguements generally are, but normally only to the people outside them xD
And does Matt actually keep up with seeing his general comments and the like? Lots of people just don't bother keeping up when they've got as many vids and comments as he does.
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
@XSilentPhantomX holy shit! ive never seen a longer fight on youtube ever
ParagonNovaFan 3 months ago
@ParagonNovaFan Ikr!? I was like WHATTHEHELL, these guys went on for days xDD
XSilentPhantomX 3 months ago
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nathan43016 3 months ago
funny:)
chenana429 3 months ago
I stayed on here when he told me to go away :)
AkuRoku4ever 3 months ago
I didn't click away when he told all the girls to click away...
Wongfufever 3 months ago
i read this anyway haha! ur secret revealed
SamismynameSAM 3 months ago
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elliotroks121 3 months ago
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I dont like stereotypes, 90% of the time. But I got a mate who lives in the U.S who says that If i lived in america i would have a gilrfriend because of a few stereotypes:
1: I am an Italian-Australian and I have a Aussie accent, but apprently American girls mistake our Aussie accent for British ones (witch they think are sexy) 2: I was told that girls in the U.S like Italian guys.
3: American girls <3 guitrists.
I hope my mate is right (and these stereotypes dont work in Australia)
TimmyStaunton 4 months ago
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TimmyStaunton 4 months ago
I'm doin the gum trick tmrow
ScoTTishN1NJA 4 months ago
lmao
MrMiningpro 4 months ago
@poigant4insights.....dude, you can't treat women like objects, its just not right man. They have live hearts and feelings too.
Echostar001 4 months ago
Women are just fuckin' weird, period. I just sleep with them and keep it moving on to the next one. No need to keep 'em.
poignant4insights 4 months ago
@poignant4insights Hah no you don't! That's why you searched for this video like everybody else. You have probably never touched a vagina. Kind of sad that you need to lie to people on YouTube to feel better...
G0ttaBeFresh 4 months ago
@G0ttaBeFresh Lmao! Why do you have to tell the truth so? I should fuck your girl in her mouth. :) Without a condom. I don't care that she's a satanic, reptillian illuminati space alien with four tits & two cunts. I'd bend my cock in such a way that it would curve into an extra shaft of fuckable meat that would fit into her second vaginal orifice and still have excess inches left that wouldn't even fit all the way into her and would remain dry during the entire act of fornication. :D
poignant4insights 4 months ago
@poignant4insights K.
G0ttaBeFresh 3 months ago
@poignant4insights: You sound like a virgin, just saying.
Romeighla 3 months ago
@Romeighla he's married at the moment :P
SamismynameSAM 3 months ago
@poignant4insights you need to get your scrawny ass beaten
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Mushihimesama Futari (Xbox 360) :)
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights it's funny how confident you act behind your monitor. rome is right, you sound like a lonely virgin
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Resonance of Fate is too complex for your little brain. Go play call of duty or something.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights ...let me rephrase my previous comment. you sound, are, and will be for a long time, a lonely virgin who feels better about his pathetic hate-filled existence after trying to be a funny little troll on youtube.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux both of my previous comments were video games. :)
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights ...hence my replies.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Lmao! You're awesome!
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights I can't say i regret the inability to honestly say the same about you, faggot
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Well are you going to accept my fuckin' friend request or what? :D Subbed. Peace.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Heh. Hope we never have the misfortune to meet in real life...I'd enjoy ripping you to pieces, you scrawny little faggot. Blocked. Peace.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Well, at least youre on my other accounts friend lists. You little bitch. I'm better than you.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Uh, I have no subscribers nor friends on this youtube account...go ahead and tell yourself whatever you need to so it helps you sleep at night, prick. Just know, if you ever meet somebody like me and try that funny shit, you'll be ripped to pieces. In fact, I think it's more safe for you to stay the lonely little virgin you are, playing your COD alone and thinking about the sex you'll never have.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux I got the jon't that jigglebeebs, gettin' funky off the broke back schmigglebeebs. :)
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@Dephriaux You actually respond to this, that's just sad. And for some reason you defend and respect women. Little bitch. I'll murder you. You can 't even look a man in his eyes. Put some fuckin' bass in your voice when you talk to a genius, bitch. Where the fuck do you get off touchin' little boys and jerkin 'off behind your mother's laptop? In her bedroom at that. You suck at life. Schmickniggledy's wouldn't do that. Women like you deserve to be raped and knocked in the head. bang ys
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights Your whole speech on "look a man in the eyes" is pointless coming from a lonely virgin behind a monitor. I'm replying because, er.. I'm here on Youtube, and it's clearly pissing you off. Do I need better reasons? Idiots like you deserve to be beaten until they're crying like the lonely little bitches they are. It's funny, really, the only way you feel you can win an argument is when you shove words into their mouths, or reply back with flames of your fav. game. Grow up, prick.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Your mom is in the cellar and it's locked. I hope she enjoys being raped by a pack of Teen-Rage Mullah Nitwit Turtles that jumped out of a Cracked magazine. It's quite entertaining to see sluts get raped and slumped in the back of a stolen dump truck, what the fucks up? My nut's musk and milky, when I bust guts/ their innards explode from ejaculation/ I'm like Jason/ playing Sony PlayStation/ with mental patients/ why is your face so gay, son?/ Go freebase some/ ...coke.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights The funny thing is...that wasn't creative whatsoever. It's like...you tried to be a troll/scary, but you just look more and more of a lonely, arrogant (only behind a monitor) little virgin who fantasizes about raping moms and little girls the more and more you comment. I love how you turn to your little erotica stories when it's clear you're losing an argument. I hope you really are not 28...I'm fully confident I've gotten more action than you before I turned 17.
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux You must have low self-esteem. Talk about a complete self-centered Narcissist with a borderline personality disorder if I've ever seen one. You've just proved my point perfectly. You obviously have no life or a job to be on YouTube at every hour and second, responding to this pure genius. Let alone own a girl-friend. Women are punching bags. Can't you just get that through your thick, fuckin' retarded head? Why are you being so nice to your mother? She's a whore, fuck her.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights ...every hour? I replied to your most recent post 4 hours later. Also, did you forget it sends you a notification via email/text when you get a reply on a comment, idiot? I love how you jump from trolling, judging my life, to erotica stories, now back to judging my life. as I've said before, if it helps you sleep at night, judge me and every other humane person as you wish. I think I hit a nerve of yours when I mentioned someone younger getting more action! It's ok, lil virgin
Dephriaux 3 months ago
@Dephriaux Yeah, I thought so, you little bitch. I knew you couldn't think of anything to come back with.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights There it is! Finally, you're throwing in the towel. You've nothing "clever" to say about my comebacks rather than convincing yourself I didn't make any reply at all. You're a lonely, submissive distressed little virgin. I hope you enjoy writing your little erotica stories about how much girls suck because you got dumped in the fifth grade, or about others' mothers...because that's all the action you'll ever get, boy. In your imagination (not even that great of one, at that!).
Dephriaux 3 months ago
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@Dephriaux Come on, you have to do better than that. I'm destroying you with just words, killing your narcissistic (Yes, it is a word. Look it up.) ego and already damaged self esteem through just chicken scratch, this is sickening how I'm kickin' your ass. I thought you people were supposed to be good at this. You make it too easy.
poignant4insights 3 months ago
@poignant4insights What the actual heck.
o0oLuckyStaro0o 1 month ago
Whats a girl like you doing in a brothel like this?
manten88 4 months ago
2:39 certainly the most funny part LOL
FLMSDFRjude 4 months ago 8
he sounded like nigahiga's regina when he did the girl voice ahah. Lovematt's vids!!
mimprincesa 4 months ago
Lol. :)
seansomoray09 4 months ago
He's got a buddy named Keith!!
FFLITMiko 4 months ago
the gum trick doesn't work on asian chicks :(
jonathandawn 4 months ago
how many ladies didn't click away? lol
numra25 4 months ago 66
nope hahah still here
xoxluckycharmsx 4 months ago
He looks like a chomo
xXN1FTYXx 4 months ago
Ok im a girl and first talk about things u both have in common. Girls really like that
SuperShelby143 4 months ago
lol garage band song
KianCFVs 5 months ago
im a girl and everytime i take out gum in class, 14 guys would surround me with a look in their eyes similar to that of a tiger awaiting its first meal after starving for a year...im pretty sure tigers cant even live that long w/out food
Sapphira514 5 months ago
if i would be offered a gum by a guy, well to be honest i will be offended i would think that i have a bad breath!
smileyjeth02 5 months ago
Very clever and realistic! I would not be scared away. :o)
ruthrudd1 5 months ago
tried the gum thing. now my face hurts
MrDiamondpickaxe 5 months ago
youtube.com/watch?v=MXzjMj2Kfh0
SoleilOmbre 5 months ago
"what the fuck are you looking at bitch?"
...works every time
evilsnakes1 5 months ago 7
@evilsnakes1 lolol
EliteDoomer 5 months ago
that scared me how he know that i click the box away
TheGreatkillboy345 5 months ago
I am a girl and I watched this to see if any of the guys I know do this.
MrsMCRmy4ever 5 months ago
i tough u were gay
nbmp80 5 months ago
@nbmp80 where do u see gay? and he's married LOL.
kenshion072 5 months ago
@kenshion072 i dont know anything about this guy, i just figure out by his look, im ok with every type of poeple!
nbmp80 5 months ago
Haha I'm a girl and I watched the whole thing
Ninagirl322 5 months ago 32
@Ninagirl322 wow you are so crazy
nolikecarrot 3 months ago
Haha a pack of gum. I use to bring a harmonica to my frat parties and played a lick or two. Women would ask, "Are you a musician." All I ever said was, "Yes, I am". on the other hand, the best pick up line is "Hi". Works anytime and anywhere. Good video.
GnarleyDuece 6 months ago
jeje, girls dont talk like that (:
irma9752 6 months ago
LMFAO!! The end is hilarious!
Legally7Blonde 6 months ago
LMAO @ the end
EmmieJelly 6 months ago