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  • very interesting thanks

  • who pays for this stuff 2 b made???

  • @brianafurneaux It will make money

  • @Startmenu4 nuh-huh!

  • one of the worst movie ive ever seen! the main char. cant catch a break IT ALL!!

  • that song in the beggining is in Connan.

  • 1:52 is that guy in the middle ron jeremy?

  • @RickkoD1982 actually make that 1:51

  • Another Hollywood Jew makes a movie about some outcast Jew in glasses trying to get a hot Nordic chick. It was worthless narcissistic crap when Woody Allen did it, and now it's an even lower grade of narcissistic crap, plus, it's a ripoff.

  • @Crusader1815 but shes jewish too?!

  • @Crusader1815

    Yeah, if only they were arabic this whole thing would have been awesome.

  • Try to stick your tounge the inside of your face yet your mouth must remain closed as it elasticks out as a 'dune' without biting on your tounge you may also get facial exercises by filling your face with air as a soft balloon regardless of the evolurionary dictionary babilis and jibless gumnastics will do, too.

  • Girl: Imitating oral sex

    Boy: very romantic

    Lol

  • what the heck is this?

  • even then the blonde women where the more desiderable by men because of the fertility

  • i didnt know they had hot chicks 2 million years ago

  • @saddie15 haha. I think we look pretty the same as we looked 30.000 years ago.

  • I didn't know they had glasses back then.

  • Homosexual Erection, Period.

  • If you want a grasp of what homo erectus looked like look at black africans, its the closest you can get.

  • FAKE FAke fAKE !

    homo erectus was made up from scull cap of a gibbon (large ape) and human thigh bone.The Leiden museum and the American museum of natrual history have removed thier displays.So SHOULD THIS VIDEO!!!

    *see Bones of Contention by Marvin Lubenow, p.86 creation seminar #3 by Dr. Kent Hovind. ps they just want your money, the truth is irrelevent wen it comes to money

  • @1billion1deaths1

    dude this is a movie, chill!

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby dude u chill out!!! fuck outta here with that gangsta shit..use a BuggaBOo

  • @1billion1deaths1

    who said i like gangsata shit?!

    i'm just saying that its a movie, no need to go into all this archeological stuff!

    anyway i bet your just trying to promote 'Bones of Contention'!

    ok that was a stupid theory! but it really just is a movie :P

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby im just playing, people can believe wat they want, and your right it is just a movie, but thinking we evolved from apes, makes us animals ther for...killing and rape..and child molestation is justified.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    ok fair enough, lets not get into a big argument about this! and that goes for everyone who's reading this! :P

    u see the problem i find on youtube is that whenever someone airs their opinions on the comments, people get really immature and begin saying shit like "your dumb", "your retarded", i think its just people who cant stand the fact that other people have different opinions from them :L

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby

    then an argment starts!

    and soon enough we have people not being able to sleep at night!

    but ya that doesent apply to this! no argument as been started.... yet!

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby yea everyone is intitled to ther own opinion. But seriesly if we are animals, our american for fathers were full of shit. And alot of laws should be changed.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    well thats your opinion :)

    i personally believe that we did evolve from animals, we are animals, but not in the sense that you interpret it! animals don't specifically mean savage things that run around shitting everywhere! for example pigs, may seem pretty filthy but they're actually quite civilised, they crap far away from where they eat and sleep, and they do develop a social order among them and their families! and they comunicate with other pig families to make sure they

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby

    have territories set out for themselves! the other families that they like share territories and females with each other!

    but ya thats my example of a civilised animal.

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby the only laws in the animal world is kill or be killed ther for,, ther is gonna be a revolution and alot of folks heads are gonna be chopped off, its all according to plan, eugenics. Love is no more then a bio chemical illusion, you have the right to have sex with not only animals and preeteens, but your parents also, thank you for your new inlightenment.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    eww thats gross, did you mean that sarcastically? :P

    but thats not what makes an animal! the deffinition of an animal from wikipedia is as follows:

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby

    Animals are a major group of multicellular, eukaryotic organisms of the kingdom Animalia or Metazoa. Their body plan eventually becomes fixed as they develop, although some undergo a process of metamorphosis later on in their life. Most animals are motile, meaning they can move spontaneously and independently. All animals are also heterotrophs, meaning they must ingest other organisms or their products for sustenance.

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby wiki pedia full of shit, I have several pages ,doesnt mean im right. But your right if we are animals we should have animal rights. This sarcasm that im potraying is actually being practice in diffrent places of this planet... justification. This supports Eugenics and genocide

  • @1billion1deaths1

    i agree, evolution and the idea that humans are like any other animals is no excuse for doing anything such as... well you know that stuff that you mentioned. weather you believe in it or not! same way with other things, eg some some witch doctors in africa kill albino children because they belive their bones are magical! weather thats true or not doesent justify killing them! i really like this conversation, for once theres a youtube conversation that isnt so badly conflicted

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby yup eugenics is the future, the perfect race will live foever with new age science, only thing to worry about is natural disasters...but u and me we will live in the age of the revolution, kill or be killed..the rich and powerfull want to kill us all.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    are you thinking what im thinking?...

    ZOMBIE HUNT!!!

    no seriously i think your right but i dont fully get what you mean by 'perfect race' sounds like something hitler would say! not saying your hitler, just saying... i mean i know what you mean by that but i was just saying it sounds like... you know, never mind :P

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby sounds scary lol but thats the ultimate goal to live foever threw new scientific discoverys, but we cant do that if the world is over populated like it is now, the war has already started. Chemical war fare / air being poisen, The rich and powerful have justified themselfs threw darwinism and are now attacking people like u and me, all in the name of Utopia "one perfect race" that will live foever according to scientific work. The re-newal of the body, body regeneration

  • @1billion1deaths1

    i know what you mean, in fact some of the rich and powerful are doing it without eaven realising! the world needs to wake up, in the end, wether we got to where we are by survival of the fittest or not, we're all humans! the way i see it is that the main point of life is to grip what you want to and not let anyone stop you! which comes to a problem with the human race! greed is a good way of describing it. every war that is fought, what ever the reason, sums up to wanting

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby

    to achieve something, then stopping at nothing to achieve it, its an unstoppable force, a plague that has already spread and ravaged every human being on earth! its in every body but some have the skill of fighting off the symptons of this plague! thats the way i see it.

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby some scary stuff, I already have my gas mask, thermal vision goggles, weapons etc for Wen the goverment shuts down, ill be ready.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    seriously?! your genuinely loaded up?! nothing like that happens in the UK :( but ya seriously if you are genuinely loaded up then good on you, if you where just kidding, sorry :L

  • @GreenPlatypusBaby Oh im in the States...All of our leaders and ex-leaders spend most of ther time over seas, not in ther country, after a president steps down from office, he betrays his country for money& power..Alot of treason goin on, No such thingg as patriotism, our fore-fathers have been forgotten. Liberty has been taken away ever since 9/11, thousands of innocent peoples blood was shed after this act took place, The united nations are trying to control the planet.

  • @1billion1deaths1

    your right, the UN sucks, not what it used to be, now we have veto, although that existed for a while! it used to be that every countries goverment has to vote to pass a deed from the UN, not any more, now a presedent with nukes can just say "i want this to happen and i want it now!" shame really :(

  • @1billion1deaths1 The UN also runs child prostitution rings overseas. I think there is going to be another American Revolution very soon. I'd say sometime in 2012 the way things are going. I live around a lot of Militia members and everybody has just about had enough of the people running the world.

  • I know this is ment to be a comedy which is not funny but there are too many flaws like homo erectus never used a spear(there shoulders were not made for it their hands faced foward not the sides which ment limited movement with their arms) they never got past rock tools also there skulls were smaller which means smaller brains we have a third more brain than them which also ment they never developed language they only grunted or shouted plus their mouths were never made for speech

  • I catch this movie on Comedy Central every so often as 'Stoned." I love the premise but it's so horribly dull.

  • @BaronAmerican Stoned was the worse film I ever saw, even worse then the ridiculously bad Epic Movie

  • "Hahaha"

    "What homo ?"

    "No Erectus hehe"

    Anyone know what that's from ?

  • @MockingTheNation hmmm friends ? (sorry for late post :)

  • I laugh just picturing the scene ! :P (Yes)

  • Homoerectus are negroids and they walk among us in todays society.

  • homo erectus = gay erection

  • 1:06 "WHAT THE HELL IS A BOX???" lol xD

  • LOL

  • if this is anything like year one this is good

  • homo erectus.......homosexual erectus...............homo erection.......homosexual erection......this is evolution

  • @asaidweeman28 This is evolution of two different species. ;)

  • this never fucking came out afte it was promised to me

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  • HOMO ... ERECTUS ... lololololololo

  • @ECCETHOR

    why they are called homo erectus?

    answer : it is because they are erected homos

  • @Nizaris1 I KNOW !!!

  • @Nizaris1 was due to a detail , HOMO...SEXUAL >> GAY :-) WAS A JOKE

  • @JCooltrane83 actually lmao

  • So, is this an actual movie or fake trailer that makes fun of many of the bullshit 'comedies' that get made nowadays?

  • It actually pisses me off that people are actually paid to make stupid shit like this. I picture the writers sitting in a room giggling over the idea of a caveman getting bonked on the head... "And we can have it make like a funny bonk sound when it hits... tee hee hee!"

  • homo erectus, he he he

  • Homo Erection is the father of Homo Orgasm.

  • this is probably based on that show gogs. that was a pretty cool show, you know that claymation one.

    Theres that old guy with the long beard covering him. that creative one they always bash.

  • so this asshole is the reason i have to wear pants...that jerk

  • @NeoKiryu also erectus means upright ...though i see your joke its still a fail in latin

  • @NeoKiryu homo=man dumb ass

    Homo is the genus that includes modern humans and species closely related to them

  • what is the song at 1:44

  • Riders of Doom deserves better than this POS.

  • how did he get glasses in bc???

  • @NeoKiryu

    Homo = same, equal

    erectus = rising

  • @NeoKiryu wow, did you came up with that on your own, champ?

  • homo erectus with glasses??

  • how did u get the thumb nail to change when i put the coursor on it!?

  • God I hope they make this!!! LMAO!!!

  • I thought this was called "Stoned Age."

  • @HandelMcmandle only in america this was released as stoned age but every other country changed the title to homo erectus due to simularites with the 1994 film THE stoned age

  • The only thing I didn't like about this movie is that the only protagonist is constantly getting screwed. He gets fucked over from the opening scene all the way through to the end scene. There is absolutely no resolution in the plot. Other than that it has some funny moments, although most of the jokes are for smart people.

  • they didn't have bikes,glasses and gay but they did have blondes...it's not an invention,it's a natural colour of the hair

  • they didn't have bikes of glasses...but they did have blondes,it's not something invented,it's a natural colour of the hair

  • what the hell is that...they didn't have boxes,bikes or glasses.but they did have blondes...it's not something invented,it's a natural colour of the hair

  • ...is this a remake of Year 1? Lame...

  • @midnull

    u are 1 retarded dude! This movie is from 2007! year one is from 2009! dumb ass

  • @ninamyers88

    You make it sound like I should care? Really? Hum...

  • @midnull: u dont care but u reply? u fail

  • homo erectus sounds like a gay porn

  • @JCooltrane83 Yes it does

  • @JCooltrane83 'homo's erect us'

  • Be aware of the power of words. Silence is wiser in the absence of knowledge.

  • blonds did not even exist :P hahaha :-D

  • Homo Erectus was another species. Homo Sapien evolved from that. Homo Erectus were not quite human, because their brains were much smaller. Then, they evolved into Homo Sapiens about 200,000 years ago in Africa.

  • they gave this movie such a crappy ending

  • WHAT THE HELL IS A BOX? LMAO

  • published in the national academy of science europeans and people of european descent have at least 15 to 25% neanderthal genes to this day!!!

    so does this mean they are only 3/4 human? yes and 1/4 creature...

  • @collinsmichael0355 lol that's bullshit

  • dr. penis erectus

  • I can't believe "Homo Erectus" is a scientific term for cavemen. It sounds more like a gay porn flick LOL.

  • I can't believe "homo sapien" is your scientific name!

  • There's an early 70s caveman film called When Women Had Tails. It was horrible, but probably better than this one.

  • who did the research for this? fire them all

    wait, this is from 2007. not an issue.

  • I watched this movie but it was called "Stoned Age"

  • national lampoon's stoned age

  • i love ali larter

  • the song is jungle love by the steve miller band

  • FUCKING STUPID!!!!!

  • Does any body know what the name of this piece of music is ( 1:02)?

    Please let me know.

  • lol i just saw this and it 2009 look like the movie wuz good did it ever come out?

  • I know somebody already said it, but...

    NO HOMO! [erectus]

  • but duh 500,000 bc homo erectus in the world

  • looks shit

  • Ho Hum "Diet Woody Allen" white americans are stoopid, a jew makes fun of them, and gets the shiksa. Hooray!

  • This movie was the funniest shit

  • she should club his johnson with her mouth

  • more like

    homo = man

    erectus = standing/upright/erected

    Meaning, a humanoid standing on two feet. It's in latin.

  • have u seen tokyo s.o.s

  • gay erection. lmfao.

  • Now that was just silly

  • Pre-human skull found in Georgian republic

    Homo erectus remains go back 1.8 million years, archaeologists say

  • if we're all going to be so pedantic... why aren't they the slightest bit hairy, where did Ish get his glasses from... Fardart and a few other female characters have dark roots in their hair (how did they manage to dye their hair in the first place in that era)... and they talk :S even with modern day slang... seriously, loosen up... its just a movie just enjoy the dry sense of humor. i thought it was funny...

  • All of your comments are very funny... I like u all... LOL!

  • i would love to see1,000 years from now what how humans would evolve...that is if the earth is still here... you never know what might happen. Maybe in a thousand years humans can use their minds as a weapon/tool/computer..you know...like ...an average guy would be like superman maybe! (lol, im just kidding)...

  • 1.Put both of ur hands on ur chest2.Think of someone that u like......3.Tommorow that person will ask you out or say i love you.4.Heres the catch just send to 5 more vidoes

  • What is Ron Jeremy's role? A club?

  • We should get back to our roots, and start clubbing women again...

  • @AdvanXer

    yeah,but then they'd all just go out and buy guns

  • damn you men i was serius

  • Great movie for dumb 16 year old Americans....maybe.

  • when you make a more successful movie your opinion will be acknowledged

  • This movie looks SO fucking COOL!!

  • wow...and now you see why people think Black people are stupid. You give the entire race a bad name. Stop being so damn racist... (I'm half African American).... -.- you get a thumbs down.

  • dude...shut the fuck up. Please. racist piece of garbage.

  • ignoramus. >_>

  • is this a real movie??

  • no u dumbasses all modern day humans ancesters lived in africa, we were all black at one time. but most left africa and conqured the rest of the world. its only because climate and adaptibility that homo sapiens changed colour. i.e europeans were white beacuse of cold tempretures.

  • It had nothing to do with the cold, it is all about the sun, pale skin can take up more sun and produce more vitamine D.

    Black/dakr skin protect from UV exposure mroe but also produce less vitamien D, that is why darkskinned ppl often got vitamine D shortage up in places as england and scandinavia.

    We pale skinned still get easeir burned by the sun, the darkskinned dont suffer from vitamine D shortage for they can get the vitamien D from additions in food now days.

  • @Gripen1974 not to mention cancer as well.

  • @Gripen1974 The irony to that is that nowdays it's easier to find supplies of Vitamin D in nothern latitudes than in Africa.

  • @Gripen1974

    So that means us Bronze colored people are superior than whites and blacks? Since we have medium skin we produce vitamin D neither less like blacks nor excessive like whites. We are adapted to live everywhere including colder climates and warmer climates. And there is a reason why doctors,engineers happen to be medium skinned nowadays.

    We the bronze skinned race are superior beings.

    /Sarcasm

  • -its time we started thinking out of the box

    -WHAT THE HELL IS A BOX???!!

  • Yeah but Erectus sounds funnier

  • Homo Erectus were mostly asians. We (the Homo Sapiens) are the africans who eventually overshadowed the other human species, and finally some of us developed the pale skin :)

  • Did yr mama told you that? hahaha! (waterboy)

  • Do you have a different opinion? What? And what are your sources?

  • Dont ask a question for a question. I'm not colonel sanders here. hoho.

  • No, homo erectus is the ancestor of homo sapiens. Homo sapiens is the ancestor of homo sapiens neanderthalensis, and homo sapiens sapiens (us). All people of today are homo sapiens sapiens, but have developed minor characteristics to be better suited their environment.

  • The title should be homo sapiens.Homo Erectus are bkack africans not white people

  • Homo erectus is the ancestors of all people, white and black. As soon as we lost the hair on our body, we developed darker skin to protect us against the strong sunlight. So they should not be light skinned that's true.

  • The title should be homo sapiens. Homo Erectus are africans not white people

  • hahahahha

  • ...but if we consider that this time the term "erectus" refers to erection somehow...

  • What is this? Beside that Homo erectus might not exist 2 million years ago, all the persons shown in this film, definitely belong to the Homo sapiens species (Homo sapiens sapiens subspecies). Moreover, the first human with blonde hair was born approximately ten thousand years.

    Insanity ;)

  • -Really, it's about time we start thinking out of the box here people.

    -What the hell is a box!?!?

    That's really funny... And the clubbing ^_^

  • giuseppe andrews, best director around!

  • this looks silly lol

  • dios rebeca linares y sasha Grey

    al finale l homo erectus sere yo jajaja

  • I really enjoyed being an extra on this movie. I was butt chillin' cold when we shot this. But had a great time doing it. I was doing The Return, Fast Food Nation and Teeth movies at the same time. and so were all the other extras in those movies. Look for us, were all the same at that time.

  • lmao clubbing

  • probably because niggers didn't exist 2 million years ago.

  • where's the homo with the erection??...(sigh)this movie sucks...

  • Notice how a good number of these "reviews" are actually positive? Is this no-talent editing his comments?

    Well, I could talk about how horrible it is, and what sad comedy this laughable director is...but the movie does that for us. At the end of the day, what does get a laugh is that someone is clueless and delusional enough to be proud of it. This film has below student-grade directing/writing/acting,

    ...way below.

    Delusional stupidity...the other white meat.

  • I know it's a comedy, but I can't help but point out obvious flaws.

    Homo Erectus couldn't talk.

    Homo erectus was much hairier, and had a larger skull.

  • its national lampoon dude

    and i also like mustard

  • I saw this movie in Chicago and it's HILARIOUS!

  • That looks like it might actually be a good comedy. Ever since Meet the Spartains I've been wondering when a GOOD comedy is gonna comne allong.

  • LOL, Ali Larter is just AWESOME!! lol