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  • What song is this?

  • Skyrim.

  • Because I realized that dating is a waste of time.

  • lawl that news apaer if a dick

  • grow the fuck up people

  • Mw3 is what for Pro´s and Kings and Players!

  • @Tommy7698 you must be a leprechaun looking for your pot o' golden dicks huh?

  • Bf3 is what for Girls and babys!

  • I bet you don't have a girlfreind if you had the time to find that. Trolololol

  • because I'm 11 -.-

  • @Mattdaneify That's no excuse - I'm eleven and I have a girlfriend.

  • @NightwishLover2012 Sure you do. A "girlfriend".

  • @NightwishLover2012 At that age, you shouldn't.

  • @NightwishLover2012 That also means you shouldn't have a youtube account.

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  • Hey, you know when you see a not very good looking guy going out with a hot girl and you hate his guts....well now i'm that guy ;]

  • Girls like cod not bf3

  • @Ezio120Pyroboobiez Exactly, CoD is for kids and girls

  • @cschrille1 finally someone sees it my way

  • @cschrille1 thats what i said, and BF is for teens and Counter Strike is for men

  • @cschrille1 Riighhht. And Battlefield is for manly men who play football and arm wrestle am I correct? Please. Nothing I repeat NOTHING is stopping a 9 year old from saying "Mommy go buy me battlefield 3" then next thing you know your team-mate is a kid.

  • @Neowolf882 haha im 12 and i have bf3 i dont get back talked untill i suicide with my team ate are inthe heli xD

  • and thats why you installed it on youre pc !! XD

    saw it in your video

    FAIL

  • @cschrille1 and bf is for fagzz en granny's

  • @thisistheman1 fail

  • @cschrille1 No. Pubstar kids that think them going 30 and 1 in a game that takes no skill. > Cod public matches. Battlefeild and Cod Competitive is for men.

  • @cschrille1 if you think a game depicts something like that, then you are a nerd

  • because you play BF3 is why

  • Is that weapon G3A3?

  • @MeatGoHome That's the F2000

  • I do remember DICE asking /v/ what they want in a game: Dinosaurs.

  • I used to like BF3, until they took a bullet from the MW3.

  • Game?

  • Because you're too busy playing with the only x girlfriend you'll ever have...your X-BOX...

  • 112 ppl were looking at the comments when he showed the easter egg

  • Supplies are low i have been searching for XxXFlashOutzXxX comment for three days now wish me luck...

  • @Xtezify you must have missed it bro its only on page 3....

  • @Xtezify No. Because that joke was funny a month ago.

  • I use to make pointless videos like this until i took a sword to the chest.

  • You know, a fucking cawadooty clone with spyware is the worst place to reference /v/.

  • xbox?

    

  • did i miss something??

  • @myfunkychannel lol i thought that a first but then u can look at the end on the door it says "Why haven't you got a girlfriend yet?"

  • cause your too busy playing this?

  • @DrumsNGaming forever alone or suck cock? the choice is yours fag

  • a bullet through the mouth.

  • 0:09 newspaper looool

  • All these arrow in the knee jokes, did no one hear the guard that took a sword through the damn chest??

  • BECAUSE IM TO BUSY FUCKING BITCHES!

    And getting raped by men...

  • *Sigh* I wish I had a girlfriend. Guess I have to go back to pathetically masturbating to Hroki in Skyrim.

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  • PENIS

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX No.

  • @TheHaddockbanker Yes.

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX i used to tell arrow to the knee jokes but then i took a vagina to the penis

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX I Took a Pussy To The Dick

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX LOL Y U SO FUNNY?!?!

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX Go to hell.

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX Go back to school kid.

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX I used to make jokes about taking arrow in the knee, but i took an bullet in the head.

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX I used to make shitty arrow to the knee jokes like you untill someone framed me for lollygaggin'

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX That joke is overused and old

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX I guess is was to the penis not the knee....

  • @XxXFlashOutzXxX I used to make arrow to the knee jokes like you but then...

    I took a thought to the brain :O

  • @Humbleness51 the stupid smiley was unnecessary and ruined your joke. sorry. im over analytical

  • My girlfriend is hates me since i got BF3

  • The funny part is that 99% of the time people ignore those subtle "GET A FUCKING LIFE" messages that the devs put in there and keep playing the game religiously.

  • @Spartansoldier217

    It's a salute to the /v/ board on 4chan. Do you even go there?

  • @Vidyadude Nope. That's probably why I didn't catch that...

  • Looks shopped, but I'm way too lazy to go check. Someone confirm?

  • @thecatandthepat Lol.

  • fart.

  • im very very ugly :(

  • who stuffs newspapers of dating on their window?

  • @umbar76 dice..

  • I laugh so hard on the comments here... So many young kids who are trying to be tough or something. XD

  • @Xeirn welcome to youtube

  • I'm on my way to getting one ok?? Damn why you gotta rub it in? T~T

  • that made me got a girl friend but i dumped her becuase she didint like bf3 ..... that i mean by dumped i dumped her in the lake

  • pause at 0:14 and read the newspaper title :) '' i see what they did there''

  • @MrTakemehard correction: 0:11

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  • DICE's way of telling hardcore gamers to get a life

  • @renski1792 That is not at all what this easter egg is

  • @renski1792 AHAH!!!!!!!!

  • lmfao, i love bf3

  • i dont know what i was supposed to see?

  • @FuhzyLiquids the newspapers article says "why havent you got a girlfriend yet? "

  • /v/

  • wait... what? i didnt get it

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA­HAHAHA

  • why the fuck would they put that there

  • lol i see it , like

  • Wait wait ... Replay button

  • ohhhh i get it hahahahha oh were losers hahaha

  • Oh wow you fags discussing about women... some of you guys meet some of the prerequisites to join us at /a/

  • were the fuck is drums n gaming comment

  • why haven't u got gf yet answer is bf3

  • @DrumsNGaming

    Most depressing comment I've read on Youtube in a week goes to this fellow.

  • @MikuMech It's actually pretty joyful. THE MAN IS GAINING MORE MONEY/WEEK! (he forgot to mention woman love is costly for man) Congratulations :D

  • @DrumsNGaming that's why i used the word - stereotypical to describe you. You can't lie to me dude, everything you wrote in your previous comment can be seen in "Married with kids" , "Titus" , "Friends" and lets not forget "How I met your mother" and don't tell me that you haven't watched any of these sitcoms ... and lets not forget all the stereotypes that we think of about women. Further more you're thinking waaay to much of you - grow some balls and make a sacrifice.

  • @DrumsNGaming LOL

  • @DrumsNGaming heavy risk but the priiize

  • @DrumsNGaming Don't forget they spend bucket loads of cash

  • @DrumsNGaming and thats why you are gay

  • @lunchbox997 That comment made me giggle like a motherfucker

  • @lunchbox997 What are you like 13? You have no idea what relationships are like, GTFO

  • @FuckYeahPatMorris Yea I am 17 and I know a SHIT LOAD about relationships, be the first one to comment on this comment fight that does not include you at all you fuckin dunce, no wonder you "give" me the, "You have no idea, GTFO" shit. Where have you landed in life to get you to even comment back on a comment on a vague, witty and insignificant little comment that didn't concern you at all? Have you nothing to do at all but shit storm douchy comments on the internet like DrumsNGaming?

  • @lunchbox997 Do you use Babelfish or do you translate on your own?

    Because grammatically that made NO fucking sense.

  • @lunchbox997 Watch out guys, we're dealing with a badass over here

  • @DrumsNGaming I got a friend that did that in the wrong neibourhood, her pimp was right around the corner and shot him.

  • @DrumsNGaming She stuffs your home and you stuff her. I find that a very soothing compromise.

  • @DrumsNGaming i'd laugh my ass off if that actually happened, and a pimp came to your door looking for there money.

  • @DrumsNGaming i like to shit in a pillow pet, and let her open it...

  • @DrumsNGaming

    Nobody believes you.

  • @DrumsNGaming

    It pretty obvious you are fat an undesirable.

    But keep living in a fantasy world. 

  • So THAT'S why I haven't decided to buy BF3. The logic is obvious now.

  • @DrumsNGaming Man, that all can change by yelling out " Make me a sandwich!"

  • @DrumsNGaming lol you go fuck susie palm and her five sisters I'll get laid twice a day by my girlfriend until further notice :P

  • @DrumsNGaming shit dude....your reading my damn mind

  • @DrumsNGaming

    Indeed.

    I have enough money for hookers and a live-in maid, what more do you need?

  • @DrumsNGaming the only reason your saying this is because you're not capable of getting a girlfriend ... you're just to stereotypical ...

  • @DrumsNGaming If you think girls are like that, then you're doing it wrong

  • my wife won't let me have one . . .

  • @thecatandthepat Hahaha. 5/5.

  • @thecatandthepat

    My wife is Battlefield 3

  • @thecatandthepat that just made my day

  • @thecatandthepat that just made my day

  • @DrumsNGaming bro i feel u... just take a girl home fuck her then move on

  • lol

  • @DrumsNGaming so u rather be gay then

  • @DrumsNGaming If you hate women so much, become gay then :D

  • i don't get it :P

  • @DrumsNGaming let me guess you got rejected by one girl,then decided that all 3 billion or so women are the same and will probably die a pathetic virgin

  • @DrumsNGaming lone wolf style eh ?

  • @DrumsNGaming Or just get a girl who likes playing the same games as you do... :'D

  • forget that ... y u have no life yet

  • lol so funny

  • wtf song :/

  • @ARSENALTHEEDIBLE1234 Ok thanks for letting me know! :D

  • @DrumsNGaming oh man come on... yea all dat but still... boob's

  • @DrumsNGaming

    That's when you start swinging the other way.

    - I think my reply is the best reply.

  • I have a small penis.

  • Not due to me playing games...just bloody shy to ask a girl out in fear of rejection >.<

  • @MattDolan93 you have to learn to not give a shit, if she says yes or no it dont matter, every rejection you learn something. If she says no just go ok meh.. and treat her the same, she will forget about it. P.S if it is in the work place or somewhere where you know you will see her make sure she is not a bitch before you ask her.

  • Ahhhh i see what you did there

  • @DrumsNGaming No sex 4 you

  • @DrumsNGaming wow it seems you only had 1 girlfriend in you entire life....

  • @DrumsNGaming Someone sounds mad.

  • @DrumsNGaming This isn't facebook you dumb fuck go express your feelings to your mom while your living in her basement

  • @aweskome4894 Obviously a comment made by a buttoffended woman.

  • @aweskome4894 Lol You mad, bro?

  • the only worse thing i can say about my gf is that shes playing cod, but everything else is working like a charme.. so yea theres one for everyone

  • @DrumsNGaming Wow your obviously dating the wrong girls.....

  • lol i dont have a girlfriend yet because im not a lesbian! duh :)

  • @DrumsNGaming

    So...girls find you unattractive and you have the social skills of an enraged Gorilla?

  • @DrumsNGaming Most of all, save you MONEY!

  • GIRLS on my school are lesbians :D

  • @DrumsNGaming you're probably a nerd who never had sex :'D

  • Ha! dat news paper article...

  • @DrumsNGaming MAN FUCK PILLOWS

  • @TheHaddockbanker That's what weeaboos do.

  • @TheHaddockbanker Subtle bastard, isn't he? Had me going until I caught that..thanks to you, of course.

  • tribalwars suxs

  • cuz my dick is too small?

  • can somebody please help i keep trying to download this map but it keep says pending when i dont have any other active downloads!

  • All the girls are playing Battlefield 3. Now I'm playing Battlefield 3. No girls yet. Must keep searching...

  • i don't understand :(

  • this makes me want to play aï