Ask The Monkey: Series 2: Episode One

[DBZWii09]

have u heard of a rock band named the beatles?

also, WILL U GIMME A MILLION POUNDS($1 billion in USA)!?

[1996MilesPerHour]

mr monkey, did u come free with a box of PG Tips?

[WORMS4eva]

do you have a monkey god?

if you do, do you worship a giant banana?

if not, have you ever been on SAW: the ride?

(p.s. IF NOT YOU SHOULD!!)

[snowedemon]

Mr. Monkey, Death Metal, or Black Metal?

[steviet7]

no banana ones XD

Q: would their be a Army of Monkeys like ODSTz would you make a Army

[drumboysam]

1. monkey ninjas or monkey pirates?

2. ninja monkeys or pirate monkeys?

[rickyupton]

mr monkey: whatt is the world record for the most high fives?

[tenaciouswwe619]

1) Who is your favourite football team?

2) Banana phone or banana helicopter?

[ThomasJamesMayhew]

Are the rumours true; will you really be staring in a film about your life, titled "Play that Monkey music"?

[kungfufightz1]

monkey who is your father? monkey....how old r u?

[wilderbeast1301]

1. pizza pie of pie pizza?

2. stars wars or star trek

[ThomasJamesMayhew]

Mr. Monkey; Nigel Crawley, Angie Crawley or Jack Crawley?

[ThomasJamesMayhew]

"Ask The Monkey returns into full swing" - damn that's a good joke.

[kommandoSKAR]

KR dammit david you know that! and i do break monkeys

[Ikealord]

ASK A FRICKIN QUESTION.

[kommandoSKAR]

LOL ok then, does the monkey reproduce A-sexually? cos he has no penis. well no visable one >.>

[danday352]

1. Can monkeys catch swine flu?

Deux. If not, why not?