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  • Australia we work hard we play hard All Hail the ute

  • LMAO 1:28 Pie + Key = Pikey for those that dont know. Anyone unfamilier with the term go watch Snatch.

  • @EFK1993 in terms of price or what?

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  • when america asks us aussie wat we like to do in our spair time an we say ah i just like ta kick it ... were not talkin on the couch .. we kick it live at 45 cunt holden all the way ... BX LOCAL BOY.. an who r u callin up side down FUCK UR DB 9

  • please learn to say bathurst proprly.... and dam thats sexy holden <3

  • at 10:00 it is NOT A PICK UP its a ute.

  • BAAAAAAthurst ? its BATHurst god dammit !!, he says it like a sheep BAAAAAA

  • im very sad this is not being sold in the uk

  • song at 7.35?

  • Either an HSV or an FPV. Take your pick boys. No other muscle car even comes close.

  • The Maloo isn't very good looking, but neither is the Audi RS4. Plus having an unattractive car only makes you look better when you get out of it. And anyone that drives a Maloo is automatically attractive because only interesting people would buy one. I would.

  • @nooranik21 Yes it is. It looks sexy. When you see one in real life you shit bricks.

  • australia always has fun work utes

  • bring that sexy motherfucker back!

  • i want the malooo....we need the el camino back in the US......

  • Yes we have achieved something in the car world, love these cars, I'm definitely getting a Maloo when I turn 21. 

  • i could really use this here in the US, speed AND practability

  • The correction pronunciation according to the official Penrith (pronounced "Pem-riff") Big Book of Clever is "Baff-urst"...

  • Bar Thirst? Haha

  • too bad Jeremy makes some of the worst jokes in the English speaking world

  • australia is fucking amazing!!!

  • HOLDEN Y U NO SELL THIS ON EUROPE WITH LEFT-HAND DRIVE?!

  • Wait wait wait.... Unfortunatly.... australia comes to the rescue mate you faggots have smarts and crap think yourselfs lucky we even shared holden with you

  • From a Ford lover, it is good to see some of our Aussie muscle being flexed overseas!

  • and a car race breaks out, lol

  • I don't know many suit-and-tie people who drive cars with Recaro seats. How tacky.

  • @Vik619 lol yeah, they are ridiculous. You could get a pickup that goes 13mph slower than it but holds 3 times as many people, has over 100 more lb feet of torque, a bed that can actually carry stuff, and is much cooler. Why would you want a tiny car shaped like a penis when you could have a real mans truck??

  • @oJKBo not a truck its a ute

  • @BlackJewFish yeah, it's a sports car with a bed slapped on the back, a real womans car. ute isnt a word

  • @oJKBo maybe you should look up a ute and a womans car is you camaro and any fords

  • @BlackJewFish sorry, ute is a word...for a native american tribe. Yeah lol muscle cars-unmanly, trucks-unmanly, but this womans car-apparently manly. Sorry, 6:35 proves its a womans car. Real men drive /watch?v=MWfWLk-w35k /watch?v=GfTV86Fkh9s /watch?v=q9JaORsyWfQ or /watch?v=Lvn6-NWRqvo the ''ute'' was created specifically for women, no wonder it looks like a penis. /watch?v=-ffDuHHddiA manlier than any shit australias come out with, and the camaros shit

  • @oJKBo i am sorry about how we sell items and we dont just use trailers but i dont car because i dont like most australian cars besides the holden torana and if you didnt know i am australian

  • @oJKBo its funny cause u say utes suck and wat is this video about ahahahaha ur a fucking dumb american

  • @CAVO199 hahahahahaha 'ur' dumb if you think this car has anything utility about it. they couldnt even fit 4 proper seats in

  • @oJKBo u dont need 4 seats in car? ahaha, the car doesnt have anything utility about it ahaa your off your chops. if you come to australia you ill find out every second ute you see is carrying a motorbike or a tradies tools or surfboards or other supplies

  • @CAVO199 oh i see, a car can be considered utility if you can only fit 2 people in it. 3500lb towing capacity and 1305lb payload capacity and you cant even find a number for its gvwr haha vs 3030lbs payload capacity with 8700lb towing capacity in my 09 f150. Wow, surfboards?! you sure can't fit them in an suv. You know what car is WAY more utilitarian than this? /any/ truck put out by dodge, ford, chevrolet, nissan, or toyota

  • @oJKBo I put my tools in mine , i can also get 3 rolls of vinyl in at around 140 kg each.

    On weekends i put two trailbikes in the back.

  • @oJKBo in Australia you would be called a "Keyboard Warrior" and what do u drive?

  • @CAVO199 thats funny, i wasnt aware keyboard warrior was an australian term

  • @oJKBo well thats what you are mate

  • @oJKBo well thats what you are mate

  • why would you want a sports car and a pickup?? what the fuck australia? the things shaped like a penis

  • @oJKBo you must have a funny looking penis then shaped like a car you should get it checked out

  • I can't wait for GM to pull its head out of its ass and sell the Maloo here in 'Merica as the new El Camino.

    But knowing those fuck-ups, they'll ruin it.

    GM, its simple: put the steering wheel on the correct side and do nothing else. No focus groups, no analysts; just sell the damn thing.

  • @TheMoronProject and please take off the limter.. that will safe money in the tuningshops... ^^

  • @TheMoronProject the steering wheel is on the correct side mate

  • @AdenBauerr I don't know if my left hand could work a shifter. =)

  • @TheMoronProject ah true, true

  • @TheMoronProject steering wheels IS on the correct side.

  • @TheMoronProject didnt it come out as Pontiac G8 sports truck? then Pontiac died.....

  • Yeah don't see the Americans making any good cars, we have cars that suit out needs here in Australia then we have taken them and put a 6.2ltr Supercharged V8 in them. Thats how we do it, You get a normal holden or you get a V8 one simple.

  • After going to work near a construction site for almost a year now, i've noticed that almost everyone owns an SS or SV6 ute. The are even a few Maloo's among them.

    Bottom line, Holden utes are awesome!

  • As for those that want a Maloo. In Oz, atleast. Do what I did.

    Save yourself 25-30k, buy a 2011 Series 2 VE SS Ute, get an exhaust, cam, CAI & a tune & you'll belt 10 bells of shit out of anything that HSV has in its stable.

    After all that, you've get a better looking ute that you can see out the back of & still have atleast 5-10k left in your pocket.

    Plus your insurance is cheaper. Say SS to an insurance company & then say HSV. Watch the premiums rise like fuel costs.

  • To clarify a few things. The Audi they tested is the closest comparison to the VXR8, due to price & performance & what it offers. Anyone who thinks a standard HSV, albeit supercharged, would compete against the top end Audi is kidding themselves.

    As for anyone who thinks The Maloo is an HSV, not a Holden. Remember what the 'H' in HSV stands for.

    For the Ford fans. Ford Australia operates the same way as Holden. You answer to Ford in the states the same way Holden answers to GM.

  • now why cant we have cool trucks like that in america

  • LOL this episode is fucking BS how can u compare holdens best of the best car to an audi s4 standard sports car not fair, if they wana play fair compare it to audis best of the best the audi r8 GT v10 5.2L 3.7sec 0 - 100km like to see shitty Holden catch that and another thing Hammond says audi just has a splash of wood? what dose the holden have wooden seats? LOL! there's no way that holden would have a better interior than the s4 sorry mate this was an unfair comparison ( holding-together)

  • @onairda1234 Urm this is a fair comparison price and power wise, the R8 is a $100k + 2 door car with a V10 this is an afforable blown V8 family car

  • Here's a point about Australia that jeremy fails to mention or understand about Australia and Australian cars. essentially if you go on any road that is not on the coast. ie inland. the roads are shit and rough as guts. so the cars need to reflect that and be simple and utilitarian enough and tough enough not to fall apart after 12mths.

  • god dam the vxr8 sounds so pleesing to the ears hearing that supercharged sound. man thank god GM has a scunk works in australia and make a shit tun of hp.

  • How on earth do you manage to pronounce Bath-urst, Bath Hurst?

  • the maloo is the new el camino!

  • It's HSV Maloo not Holden Maloo.

  • 1:25 what does he mean by that ?? is he gay ?? i dont get it ....

  • @marito18244

    means bogan

  • BAHH-THIRST. -.-

  • Funny they r ford of Australia but use chevy corvette engines

  • @palfrey5 wow wow .........they are not ford they are Holden they use Chevy engines and also sell Chevy cars in Australia and New Zealand

  • @palfrey5 ahhh no they're not, holden and ford are strong rivals. Holden is the polar opposite of ford

  • @unluckychucky your an asshole. Go u Aussies

  • jus want one

  • @Marcotuned That is the slogan for HSV, the manufacturer of the Maloo!

  • ford australia and holden make good cars but they are to low on power just recently ford got 500hp when the americans have it up to 850 in a mustang thats why americans are awesome there not afraid of power

  • @UnIuckyChucky Well actually they needed that extra horsepower so that the car could carry your fat asses to McDonald's.

  • @UnIuckyChucky americans are excessive. The HSV will destroy your Ford mustang GT in all tests.

  • @UnIuckyChucky

    Learn to spell and use punctuation. You don't come off so redneck then.

  • @ascc6363 dont reply on a comment over a month

    you don't act like such a stalker then

  • @UnIuckyChucky Haha! Nice try but pretty lame. You must be a septic. Were it to be true(and it's not) I could stop, but you will ALWAYS be a hick...or how about I write it like this ....nice try but pritylame yo must be a sepic if t true icud stopbut you always a hik......you twerp .ROFLMAO!

  • 5:48. Thats a V8 rather than a german car

  • Dammit I love Australia, why the hell can't these cars be sold in America! My next car was to be the Pontiac Sport Truck or whatever the hell they were going to call it.

    GM glad that you messed it all up so that the car isn't sold here. But I have read rumors of a Chevrolet Ute like vehicle possible coming to the USA. Perhaps you will redeem yourselves.

    I envy those of you who can buy the Maloo or any Ute.

  • @ReticentIndignation No longer a rumour but fact. The VF model, the direct descendant of this one, is meant to be hitting US showrooms in 2013, with Chevy badges. Specifically El Camino, Lumina sedan, Lumina wagon and Caprice versions

  • @Mechknight73 NO EFFING WAY! I can't wait to see it, I may be getting rid of my car if this is the case! Thanks for giving me some hope!

  • @ReticentIndignation If you want some idea of what it will look like, look up "2011 Chevy Lumina." In Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and South Africa, this is the badge it wears. Since Chevrolet stopped making the Caprice, and rear drive sedans in general, Holden stepped in to give the Arabs a rear drive sedan. Just like the Australian market, not everybody likes front wheel drive, and the front drive Impala would have been a flop in that market

  • hearing the maloo's engine gives me a shiver down my back..FUCKING AMAZING! always has and always will be my dream car

  • not in a 10000000000 years this creapy car will beat RS4...i don't like how thei did that drag race.

  • @cisoak they both have the same 0-60 time....and its not crappy. Imagine a truck that can go like hell and be just as good as other good sports cars...

    America can't do that can they with their Dodge Rams and Ford F150s....

  • @cisoak An HSV is like a Nissan GT but it has got an V8

  • @cisoak Raw horsepower, and a chassis just as good. The point they're making is that it's 100 times more FUN than the Germans. Huge power on tap, a chassis that can keep up with it, and even more room for tuning and horsepower upgrades. Another point the Hamster was making was that for what you'd pay for either the VXR8 or the Maloo cost less than any of those in the race

  • i just keep replaying from 5:00.....

    

  • God me whant one reminds me of my Elcomino

  • oi metroid fag....watch videos about Fords than you faggot... this is what Australian cars are all about!

  • The Falcon is better!

  • I wish so bad that they bring the Holden Maloo to the U.S!

  • @BayAreaOrBust Well i live in Australia mate!There are bloody Maloo's everywhere!$70,000 AUS for a new one...Personally i would rather something that uses less fuel!!!BUT what a powerful ute!!

  • i like how he sais bathurst

  • See, now why they couldn't use this to resurrect the El Camino SS, I have no idea.

  • I got a boner from the maloo. Never been so proud to be australian in my life :')

  • OMG I FOUND MY NEW DREAM CAR!!! Its so beautiful and cheap for such an astonishing car but what i wish they would have done was put it up against a Mitsubishi Evo 10.

  • @alexat410 VXR8 beats it in a line, it's pretty close around a track

  • @Rebalnomad Dam really thanks 

  • ahh this is why i love being Australian because Clarkson clearly bags every other country for some small thing that is wrong with their cars, but the Australian cars that come along they cant find ANYTHING wrong with them, and they even end up praising them over Britishly cars

  • Lol Bi-modal only opens and closes a butterfly valve in the exhaust to make it louder or quieter.

  • My old man had a maloo it was fuckin epic. It could really shift and when we rolled down the windows and gave it the beans I had a crisis. and we also probably woke every one up in a 10Km radius. Sorry if were one of the people we woke u up.

  • GM should @ least bring the Maloo 2 the States, and if they do it should be branded as a GMc, and called Syclone. I say that becasue GMC really doens't have anything to grab the attention of the younger buyers.Besides Chevy has plenty of vehicles in its stable as is.

  • aparently suspention is a just able from oversteer to oh dear we've just crash

    LOL

  • Basiclly its a place where HOLDEN and FORD fans go to have a massive fist fight and then in the interval when the paramedics goes in some times a car race breakes out !

    LOL FUCKING FUNNY

  • i don't know... that supercharger did look pretty red...

  • @ IAMTHECONTROL I live in Phoenix, AZ I'm the United States we don't have a ute like the Maloo since the Monte Carlo in 1987, I have a Holden Monaro and my wife has a Holden Commadore. Cheers to excellent Aussie enginering!

  • @sgordley1 El Camino you meant?

  • HE CAN'T SAY BATHURST OR MALOO PROPERLY!

  • @IAMTHECONTROL I wonder why.. Hm.. Couldn't POSSIBLY have anything to do with it being Australian and them being BRITISH...

  • BARRRTHUUURRRST

  • Note to GM......Bring that Maloo back to the States now!

  • @sgordley1 U jelly of australia?

    There's heaps of them over here.

  • they come from a land down under :)

  • I love the fact that Richard is so much more level headed than Clarkson when reviewing cars. It makes the review much more enjoyable.

  • Times like this im proud to be Australian :)

  • they are made here in adelaide, dirt cheap here, every second car is a holden

  • Kind of reminds me of a modern El Camino

  • @CybertronianDestron I think an El Camino return is in order.

  • Stop saving for Mercedes C63. Start saving for THIS!

  • Makes me feel proud to be Australian ... Anyone else tried to correct Richard the way he pronounced the names? Bath-hurst ... Ma-loo ...

  • I have one here in Saudi Arabia

    It's called a Chevrolet Lumina SS

  • PRONOUNCED BATHURST NOT BARRTHURST

  • @zxkuta They're English. Accent = different pronunciation. That = no room for you to say anything.

  • @DeltaPhi79 You=total fuckwit, trying to be a smart ass. no one thinks your funny!!

  • @zxkuta ...No, I'm actually being completely serious. Note that the accent changes the pronunciation of half of the words you might know.

  • its called and HSV clubsport over here in australia :P

  • Love that Australia is getting noticed for our cars, yeah we are not as refined as porsche or BMW and what not but i like the way when Australia builds cars it is for brute force for our long roads in this country.

  • what bullshit u compare holdens best car to audi s4? why dont u compare it to an audi a8 v10? yeah thats right holden would be so far behind

  • @onairda1234 yeah nice one, lets see u rock up to a building site in a audi a8. over here u would be the laughing stock of the job site

  • @Timbo051977

    wtf are u a retard what dose ur response have anything to do with my comment

  • @onairda1234  price yeah

  • @onairda1234 because it is not a V10? put a V10 in the holden then race the audi A8 v10... other wise you really cannot compare the two..

  • @nathanbaker84

    i could not have said it better my self than its not fair to compare Holden top of the line to a family/business Audi car so to be fair the should put top of the line Audi against the Holden that would of been a fair comparison but top gear is gay bunch of English fagoits iv nearly watched all there episodes they are always bad mouthing European cars watch this video they talk about the Audi interior like its shit Audi makes the best in the world even research it ur self

  • @onairda1234 , the audi was only involved to draw attention to who little the vxr8 costs. I like how you ignore the main point that for the same money it costs to buy a boring basic Audi sallon you can buy an exciting 550bhp+ holden.

  • @onairda1234 what are you on about..they arnt comparing them they are trying to show knit wits like you what you can buy for the same amount of money..hmmm a shitty Audi..or a HSV Holden with a supercharge..THAT is a family car anyway

  • what episode is this from

  • @GPGTPDriver Season 13, Episode 7 ;)

  • Fucking hell it pisses me off how they say baaaaaa thurst its just bathurst, really good cars though

  • i want one of those.... love the supercharger sound.

  • i just love that car!! i would mary it if i could! both of those cars

  • i just love that car!! i would mary it if i could!

  • when are they going to test the F6 Typhoon and the Tornado

  • love the supercharger sound.... i want one.

  • i live in bathurst, never heard someone say barrrrthurst before haha

  • that nosie just made me have a crisers

    

  • Dear God, the sound out of that VXR8.  God bless Australia for still loving massive V8 muscle.

  • @Moose6340 Amen.

  • @Moose6340 Amen! the V8 supercars of Australia racing series on Speed channel is the ultimate combo of touring car and Nascar

  • @Moose6340 muscle always beats imports n thats something we all no in australia

  • @Moose6340 i have massive v8 muscle... in my pants

  • @Moose6340 massive v8 supercharged power at that.

  • pikeys are awesome

  • AAARGH! MAKE THE BAGPIPES STOP!!

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  • MALOO FTW!!

  • was that a white car i saw at 2:07 to 2:10 ????

  • song name in 5.24

  • i meant cloud and dust soz

  • Austalia 2

    England 0

    "Say you're at the light next to the IT boy in his supercharged Auidi.

    Normally he'd leave you in a could of buisness dut."

    "Not in this one"

  • @DBoucks haha yea

  • 3 dislikes from those donut punching ford lovers. whats that ford lovers? holden 1st, 2nd, 3rd at bathurst?

  • @mrmori69 Whats that? Ford won the championship. Sorry mate.

  • @SimonLuvsMetal i said we won BATHHURST, hence the name of the car. cos its the king of mountain. just like holden. so shush, silly ford lover

  • @mrmori69 You make no sense. Then again you are a Holden fan so I don't expect you to be able to construct sentences or spell correctly.

  • @mrmori69 gotta lyk holdens