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  • This video epitomises the meme 'FAIL'

  • Wow, the person who made this video needs to cover his tiny balls in meat paste then dangle them over a piranha tank so as not to contaminate the rest of humanity with a retarded cockballing gene that's inherent in him.

  • cockfag

  • Maybe he didn't get the joke, - to be fair lots of people carefully avoid retarded people n the streets while trying not to cause offence - so you have to ask yourself if he noticed you and avoided you ....but not because he thought you were trying to funny - just chalk this one up as an experience best not to be repeated. - Some the world’s best jokes require timing and a captive audience.

  • Matt Damon showed class

  • videomaker is ugly.

  • Utter twat. anything for attention shows what a sad and pathetic life you lead. people like you should be shot.

  • 0:33. Did he take an arrow to the knee?

  • Cunt

  • Damon is a dousche bag

  • What a knobhead

  • your a cunt! hes a legend

  • @HydraulicSlug you're* he's*

  • I'm sure he has heard it before dickhead, and now you post this like you have achieved something?

  • @gomezsaints Yeah, he achieved a stupid ass little thing that he always wanted to do. And it was probably really fun. So get off your high horse and lighten up.

  • Wow the maker of this video is definitely a virgin.

  • Despite knowing the reference, congratulations for being able to say his name over and over again. You're a genius.

  • i like the bit where people are yelling together "Matt Damon" the look on his face was priceless he was smiling while signing something but you can tell he was pissed off

  • out of all the things you could have said to Matt Damon..

  • BBBEEEENNNNNN ASSSSSCRAAAACK

  • Look at Matt Damon giving his fans an autograph and some attention, and not giving a fuck about the retard doing the stupid voice and saying hello to his highschool prom date(his mum). 

  • You nobber! I appreciate the piss taking of celebrities, as they do make more money than anyone needs. But of all the celebs you could have chose you had to do it to one that does have some intelligence and political morals about him. Some suggestions; the kardasians, any of the towie cast, tom cruise (scientologist), jeremy clarkson (royalist, tory, say no more), any football player and their "wags", katie price, simon cowell. Thats just a start.

  • just so you know hes friends with matt and trey. and they made him sound retarded because the people making the puppets messed up his face. and theres literally hundreds of celebrities who deserve to be shit on and you do it to one of the only ones who doesnt deserve it. your an asshole

  • You guys know it was Matt damons decision to make his team america puppet only say Matt damon right?

  • @Revilex100

    No it wasn't. Trey Parker and Matt Stone wanted Matt Damon to do the voice of the puppet, but when the looked at it, they noticed how retarded it looked, hence the Matt Damon, puppet only saying his own name in a slow voice.

  • Do yourself a favour and remove this video you pathetic loser

  • @WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 why? it shows the vid maker as a loser. plus i think matt replied well to the team america film, also they didn't know what to do with the matt doll, but make him retarded. i think it's a good vid, good as in funny, but it doesn't hurt matt, as real people can make the own minds up after checking up on matt.

    i'm a big matt fan and i think this is just funny.

    matt rulez!!

  • Wow Trey Parker you're really funny. It is Trey Parker, right?

  • DUDE ur a 1st class loser to the 3rd degree congrats!

  • Hey I liked it, if only for the attempted troll. Next time when he gets closer you get louder. And try shouting "Look out mat damon here comes team america" or something like that aswell. Idk. just an idea. too late now.

  • how funny would this have been if he punched you square between those four eyes. you'd deserve it being the obnoxious wank that you are.

  • might've worked if you hadn't been a fag and had actually raised your voice so you could be heard

  • congrats, you're a twat

  • Thank you for that..you should have slapped him across the face to get his attention..

  • Jason Bourne rocks.

  • thumbs down for the sake of thumbs down

  • kudos to matt damon for ignoring. just mad the guy look like an idiot

  • what

    a tool

  • Well done, you can say his name and you sound like a retard. EPIC FAIL!

  • @joshsplosh

    It's from Team America you prick

  • @joshsplosh its from team america. a hilarious reference right infront of the guy

  • What a dork. Like he didn't hear that before.

  • george clooney ask could he be the gay dog..as did matt damon..the guy saying matt damon to the camera is obviously a pussy because he got quieter as matt damon got closer

  • matt damon was trying not to laugh that how he went from a smile to a sterner face .....actors do that you know ,,it called acting ..but all he needed was a montage even rocky has a montage ,,if you fade out it will seem like more time has passed in a montage MONTAGE

  • Guys, the South Park boys had nothing against Matt Damon in the movie...the puppet made to portray him in the movie always looked a bit "off" to them, so they just played off that. It was more an inside joke from the movie's making, not a slam on Matt Damon.

  • You are such a pussy! Your dad must be ashamed as fuck! :D

  • MATT DAMON

  • I salute you sir, this was a brilliant work of art, Fantastic idea. If I ever see Matt Damon in public, I shall do the same and repeat his name in the Team America fashion. BRILLIANT, I say!

  • He probably didn't hear you over all the money he's making.

  • @DucktapedTwo I don't hate Matt Damon or anything, but this is the biggest douchbag comment I have ever seen

  • @DucktapedTwo

    If you do not realize, that is a bad thing.

    It tells me that Matt Damon is a self-centered greedy man who only cares for his money and does not give a shit about his fans.

  • @MrFraserFilms2009 No it means he is rich. Which is a good thing. It tells me he has money and is successful.

  • @Thespankeyofham

    Makes him sound like his life is good, but describing him as "He is rich so he does not give a shit" tells me that he is a self-centered man who hates his fans and only cares about his big mansion with a pool full of money.

  • There are few things I would deem unworthy of Youtube..

    This is one of them.

  • Haha; once in a life time chance to meet one of the greatest actors of our generation and that's what you do? I think you should reconsider how you live your life my friend

  • @UmphreysProwler Are you handicap? The best acting Matt Damon has done was in Team America! This was the most genius idea ever. If Matt Damon can't take a joke then he needs to work on his sense of humor. If I was Matt, I would have been flattered by the whole Team America thing, or maybe he is just too full of himself to take a joke, a hilarious joke at that.

  • @LehmanAaron He's said before that he (along with George Clooney) are very in support of south park, with both saying that they'd have been offended if they WEREN'T in team america. Originally Matt Damon was going to be very intelligent and well spoken, but when the puppet arrived it looked "kind of retarded" so they made last minute changes to his lines (so he could only say his name).

  • he he

  • Yes, cos I'm sure nobody has ever yelled that at him before.

  • Funny as hell, but disrespectful.

  • Over did it, just a bit.

  • Team America was funny. You are NOT.

  • He must be crushed.

  • Damn, you must have ruined his night. what the fuck is he gonna do now?

  • He gets quieter as Matt Damon gets closer hahahahahahaha

  • @LFC1199 I spotted that too! Damon is a good guy and better than most. He'd also kick this guy's head in in about 5 seconds.

  • i lol'd..at the comments. 

  • Loser much?

  • all i heard was derp a derpa a derpity derrrp

  • @ChaosRiddenReaper ur comment made my day

  • you fucking moron!

  • Hahahahah legend!

  • you're one ugly fuck.

  • leave the satire to parker and stone, you're embarrassing yourself. btw your impression sucks balls

  • Didn't he say that he thought his role in "Team America" was hilarious?

  • I respect what you have done here

  • The people commenting are stupid. I'm positive this isn't the first time someone has yelled this to Matt Damon. I'm sure he doesn't mind at all.

  • Lol

  • Put it this way - if the most original thing you were able to do in your life was to quote a film then by God what a waste of a brain. "Something I've always wanted to do in life" ??? You've always wanted to quote a film at someone in order to anger or embarrass a complete stranger? Fuck!

  • @TodayFreedom

    Everybody wants to do it, it's called taking the oppurtunity, it's not everyday you see MAAATT DAAAMON

  • @BarrelDoll Yeah but way I look at it, the world is so full of shitiness and malice that it doesn't hurt to avoid adding to the problem. I found Team America brilliantly funny and I myself do the "MAAAT DAAAMON!" thing when his name comes up in the pub etc with friends, but I'd never do it to his face because he's a stranger and I was brought up to respect others. I guess it's about values - my parents gave me good values and a big heart. Hurting others has never made me laugh.

  • "The worst people are the ones who come up to me and start talking like Cartman. I'm like, c'mon dude, be original, do your own jokes." - Trey Parker

  • does no one else find this fucking funny? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ALL!

  • you're saying it wrong man

  • why should matt damon give a fuck about some retarded asshole, he has infinitely more money than this loser with the shit camera

  • @rawafidah

    Then why are you complaining?

  • Dude you should remove that vid. It is not doing you any good...

  • And th point of this video is?

  • Why did you do that? Answer: to make yourself feel better because your less attractive and successful.

  • The fact that Matt Demon can let those taunts slide really makes me feel like we have a shot at peace in the Middle East.

  • Matt Damon kept his cool when hearing this, yet everybody in the comments can't even keep there cool for one second without shouting out vulgar insults.

    If Matt Damon can keep his cool and you can't keep it then Matt Damon would not really respect your needless defense.

  • Boggle eyed mush nose

  • you're lucky he didn't hear you british twat

  • @CletusGoldsteinberg let me guess your american? unlucky..

  • @jonathantripp100 The man in this video,you know Matt Damon? Yeah he's American,along with every other celebrity,are they un lucky? Fucking moron.

  • @MasterBeebop99 haha shut up that made no sense you idiot, now go away i dont have time for you

  • @jonathantripp100 at least my news doesnt come from tabloids. no matter all brits are dellusional like yourself, you have a lot of growing up to do bud, why dont you leave your house for about two hours, then you'll know what i mean.

  • @CletusGoldsteinberg pardon? talk about delusional! where did all that crap you just typed come from? go pay for your health insurance:)

  • Everytime I hear Matt Damon's name, I flail my arms and shout "MATT DAMON"

  • Matt Damon, proud member of Film Actors Guild (F.A.G)

  • MAATTT DAMON!

  • Taking advantage of a perfect opportunity.

  • People really need a sense of humor and just need to learn to take a joke.

  • Matt Damon didn't even care, so why are people trying to defend him?

    Stop being white knights, and think clearly... Would Matt Damon really want people saying such vulgar insults to a man who was just having a joke around?

    No, he would not, Matt Damon does not need your defense.

  • Nice video, I've alway's wished I could say that to Matt Damon.

    Everyone else honestly needs to grow a sense of humor and get over it, it's not like it hurt Matt Damon.

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  • Nobody has a sense of humor, all hope to this world as been lost...

  • your sense of humour is so fucking SHIT.

  • I'M NOT A MATT DAMON FAN BY ANY STRETCH, BUT THIS DOUCHEBAG SHOULD KILL HIMSELF!!! IF THAT'S WHAT WAS ON YOUR "BUCKET LIST" YOU ARE A CUNT!!! HAVE SOME PRIDE YOU CANDY ASS!!! WOW THAT REALLY TOOK A LOT OF BALLS, YEAH RIGHT!!! YEAH UR REAL COOL GUY! NOT!!!!!!!

  • This guy is a fuckin retard. It sounds so stupid his version. FAG!!

    Merry Christmas everyone.

  • It's funny because he doesn't care. That was so lame, dude.

  • i dont think matt damon got the reference....but what if he did?

  • @halfNERD17 Matt Damon originally offered to play himself in the movie since he's friends with Matt Stone and Trey Parker, but they wouldn't let him because they wouldn't feel comfortable making fun of him.

  • I always thought matt damon was kind of a streisand, but he really rocks the shit in this movie (referring to bourne Identity)

  • @JurgenWProductions

    I thought his performance was far better in Team America.

  • wow you taunted a guy ten feet from you, with a crowd between him and you, you must be so hard

  • @Xollob2 10 feet? hes right infront of the camera you moron.

  • @gurutabs what and your camera does not have a zoom? Go fuck yourself knobhead, hope you get cancer

  • @Xollob2 Except he clearly hasn't zoomed in as you can tell when he turns from himself to Matt. Continue to make yourself sound like a fucking idiot please.

  • @gurutabs the only thing that's clear is that you are an arsehole, so please do us all a favor and fuck off and die.

  • @Xollob2 Good one, thats one way of reacting to being wrong i suppose.

  • @gurutabs what by wasting time posting a video of you being gay, by taunting someone who can't reach you or retaliate in anyway? and then being an even bigger prick by calling people on it? I suppose if you where two then yes is would be.

  • @Xollob2 I'm not taunting you.

  • @Xollob2 How is correcting your mistake being a prick?. You're the one that continues to write inane garbage about me in every comment

  • I'm surprised he didn't throw some change at you as you look like a hobo. Yeah you really showed him, I am sure he was crying all night.

  • Not cool

  • gee great effort cockfag

  • You just sound simple. Thinking about it, you must be pretty retarded to actually think this is funny.

  • @P3XTR You are aware he is suppose to sound simple correct...it is an imitation to Matt Damon's 'character' in Team America:World Police, you are 'pretty retarded' if you think this video was meant to be funny due to the cameraman's simple voice.

  • @Alwayslaxin23 Hmmm, really? I hadn't thought of that (roll eyes).....I am guessing you find it funny, eh, which in my book would make you 'pretty retarded' too. Judging by the comments on here, I think you might find you are in a minority.

  • @P3XTR U mad

  • @lsogashii ?????

  • you're a fag

  • Good job bro, you showed that Matt Damon fucker who is boss.

  • he is nice to even go over and meet his fans and you have to ruin it :/

  • You're an ass.

  • Bucket List: Let the world know I'm a dick-X

  • lol dude that was just stupid retarded thing to do

  • there you go, feel better about yourself now?

  • How sad.

  • The guy who made this video is a total numbhead. Way to show the world your classy side.

  • Classic man, well done, the guy is a shit actor, this made me laugh

  • I for one do not care for celebrities as I assume they are complete self righteous assholes, and most are, but you are a complete fucking tard for doing this.

  • Yeah, the douche in this video sure showed the A-list movie star who makes millions per film, has millions of fans all over the world and is more successful and not to mention better looking than he'll ever be. Plus Matt Damon has millions of hot women who'd sleep with him in a heartbeat and this idiot in this video quoted some lame line from a box office bomb from years ago. Yes, I'm sure Damon gets real upset when he goes home to his million dollar mansion.

  • Woah did you see Matt Damons reaction! HE WAS PISSED!

  • Bravo!!! It's nice to see little men like matt daaaaymon get a faceful of disrespect! I applaud you sir!

  • What a muppet.

  • Well, you've just won the "retard of the year" award.

  • You're a fucking loser.

  • Loser! that was utter gash!

  • You went quiet when he actually came near enough to hear you. Fail.

  • You DESTROYED him. Not. You are a complete asshole.

  • What a rude thing to do. You should be ashamed, Sir.

  • Odd that this got uploaded. The woolly hat guy is trying really hard to be funny, but fails and ends up looking like an arse. Matt Damon is seen as the type of celebrity who has a lot of time for the fans and comes out of this looking pretty good.

  • you're a douche. What a stupid video.

  • 'Thats awesome...' yeah

  • Trollin belongs to youtube.

  • @SB9101 please explain: wot is trolling? is it stalking/being a dick

  • @ThaSurgeon1988 Search it up on google if you want more. In short it is being an asshole trying to provoke for the sake of provoking. Like the girl who thanked god for the most recent tsunami in japan.

  • If there's anyone who looks fucking stupid here, it's you. So, jokes on you actually. If you were clever or even anywhere near funny and instead of hiding behind all people, you would had personally got his attention by being in the front and having balls, and brought up that Team America reference to him and it would had been awesome, but instead you chose to hide like a pussy and be annoyingly shouting it like the mongoloid that you truly are.

  • @avalanchealonso Matt Damon did his own voice, hence him laughing at the Comments. You are retarded,

  • This guy is a dick.

  • how sad are you?

  • This was an overriding success...

  • it's sad how obnoxious some people are

  • first few were funny

  • Wow, you really showed him.

  • Matt is actually good friends with the creators of SP, he was in on it

  • wow, aren't you a fucking hero.

  • hi mum!

  • Watch for all the new traffic now that Kim Jong Il is dead! Fag!!!!