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  • This is an interesting resume, well it says here you smoke weed every day!

    Every day of my life, Thats all i do i dont give a FUCKKKK!

    Weed!

    Your hired!<3

  • A blunt a day will keep the doctor away n u a fucking wigger hmie

  • if the like bar was brown itd look like a blunt

  • Smoke weed everyday. All I do is smoke weed.

  • All I do

  • i overdosed on weed

  • ha!!!

  • Hilarious video. Thanks! and yea i smoke weed every day of my life!

  • 48 people don't smoke weed!

  • Is this nick swardson?? Do u guys know how to read lol

  • This is retarted look at The Real One fuck this vid

  • @yui7648 you mis-spelled "retarded"

  • is this nick swardson?? it looks like him.

  • @MrGamerman001 yeah it is

  • a lot of attention given to trolls these days...

    jus smoke some weed

  • @JaiIPotheadsForLlfe I wouldn't be upset if you died..

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Actually I love life. In college with a bunch of friends. Live a healthy lifestyle, eat healthy, work out and go to church and love my life. Weed is a God-given plant and the closest thing we can experience to a surreal place like Heaven. All you do is judge people and create hatred.

  • @JailPotheadsforlife new he would loose a substantial amount of money so he told congress that black and Hispanic men were smoking it and raping white women. So congress unwillingly banned cannabis. Read up before you open your mouth.

  • @JailPotheadsforlife it also helps give aids patients an appetite. How do u think people get HIV? From sharing. Not everybody shares weed. Oh and by the way cannabis isn't illegal because it increases chances of getting HIV, it's because it would replace literally thousands of perscription drugs and the FDA would loose billions of dollars, and marijuana is actually a Mexican tobacco thats name was given to cannabis because a man by the name of William Randolph Hurst owned lumber companies and n

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Apparently you hate life.

  • @JailPotheadsForLife

    its sad that i could actually imagine some anti-drug propaganda site saying that sort of shit lol

  • Hahaha hilarious vid!! =)) Nice job!

  • exactly how much weed do u smoke....everyday.......perfec­t......shitttt

  • @JailPotheadsForLife Ha! I'm high right now and this made me laugh my ass off

  • smoke weed everyday of my life i dont give a shiiiit

  • best part 0:51

  • i watch this vid like everyday lol my favorite part "how long do u smoke weed?All day? perfect.

  • ahaahahahahahaha laughting my ass off. literaly

  • why do u guys hate this if u dont like it who gives a FUCK

  • All I do is smike weed I dont give a SHHHIIT

  • Lol

  • all dzay.... weed!

  • Hahahaha too fucking funyyyy

  • I used to smoke weed, then i took an arrow to the knee

  • @AX3T Wrong time for the skyrim joke buddy.  If I took an arrow in the knee I would

    definetly need my cherry pie.

  • @jojeda11able i know i was posting arrow to the knee jokes on every youtube video hoping to get thumbs up so i can feel like people think im kewl

  • Weed.

  • 46 people give a FUU

  • this guys on 30 mintues or less the movie, wtf!?

  • lol hands the baby to him.........shiiiitttttt

  • The difference between me and Nick? I didn't get hired at that job interview.

  • 1:05 I don't give a Shit!!

  • 0:53 I don't give a Fuck!!!

  • I'm typing this comment while I smoke weed and I don't give a FUCK

  • i thought this was mac miller

  • I lovee this!

  • Thats all I do too

  • I smoke weed everyday and I will never be a fag like this kid.

  • @iTzJustCrAzY I smoke weed every day and I pretend to be a fag like this kid.

  • Is this Nick Swarnson!?

  • @tnks4lyf i think it is

  • @tnks4lyf

    Yes, it is.

  • You're hired. Weed.

  • All i do is smoke weed(;

  • Smoke weed everyday in my life SHITTT

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  • Fuck i wish life was like this

  • Wasn't that blue bong in Grandma's Boy?

  • Some1 please link me the video of where the guy made this video into like a remix song i cant find it

  • haha this shit is pretty funny

  • i dont give a FACK i dont give a SHÜT

  • WHATS YOUR FAVE WAY TO SMOKE CHRONIC INBOX ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS

  • All day...weed

  • that awkward moment when both the same comments are the same..

  • FMOT @King_Gene103

  • FMOT @King_Gene103

  • Is he the guy from how to be tight?

  • u hav a small penis

  • Best part: "Everyday of my life, it's all I do I don't give a FUU."

    "Your hired"

    "Weed."

  • @NeonGreenCarl I tried that today, and my interviewer didnt find it as funny as I did.

  • Out of all the videos on youtube that get removed, why not this one? Don't get me wrong, I love the vid, & Swardson. But like really YouTube? Must be the crystal meth YouTube does..... Shoulda gone with weed.

  • I smoke weed erryday.......I dont give a SHIT!

  • @MrMarijuanaKills -.- thats the stupidiest thing ive ever heard. they should cut one of your fingers off for saying that kind of stuff. just sayin.

  • ur gonna make the national team

  • at 1:30 he should have said to the baby " im gonna get you so high" hahaha

  • i dont give a FUK!

  • wtf? the two top comments are the same thing

  • lol,funny,look up my video,im in love with weed girl

  • @MrMarijuanaKills you are insane.

  • 240p we meet again

    

  • I watch this everyday. <3

  • nick swardson right?

  • all day every day

  • hey sounds like nick swarnson.....

  • @swampvexx

    Agreed.

  • @swampvexx i thought it was him. haha

  • @jakethasnake45 haha i just found out it was him at the end of the video, *facepalm*

  • @swampvexx it is

  • @swampvexx it is nick swardson nigga

  • I smoke weed everyday in my life i don't give a SHIT.

  • The like bar looks like a like bar

  • @THEBOOSTERHUNTERS You clearly ain't smoking the good shit then.

  • this is the best fuckn video on youtube i swear, i laugh everytime i see it, which is everyday of my life. all day. weed.

  • I dont give a SHIT! lmfao.

  • this should be a comerical for those no drugs comercials

  • weeeeeed.

  • This guy sounds like the gay Terry dude from Reno 911 lol

  • @XDejavu10 It is the gay terry guy, lol.

  • Smokin blunts crushin cunts!

  • Everyday of my life, that's all I do I don't give a FUCK.

    You're hired.

    Weeeeeeeeed.

  • i smoke weed everyday of my life i don't give a SHIIIIT!

    AHAHAHAH

  • shiiiiit

  • I died around 1:05

  • ahahahahhaha

  • SMOKE WEED

  • SHIUUTT

    

  • I want his mom

  • Those hallucinations look awesome

  • I WAS THE 1000 LIKE YAY!

  • @doobsmcgee99 rapping

  • Every Day Of My Life That's All I Do I Don't Give A FUCK . . . Weed ! LMFAO

  • Haha. Funny.

  • the scary thing is i know this guy.

  • @Mastikno1 Foorrreal? how?

  • @NCSweetMelissa no not really him, but this guy could be his double. sorry for misleading you

  • ROFL THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!

  • Lol this video is old but still funny! Especially at 2:30 in the morning........

  • Smoked weed everyday for the past week. No alcohol no drugs..just weeeeeed

  • how could you not like this?

  • Smokin weed all my life i dont give a SHIT!

  • thats all i do too

  • This is an interesting resume. It says here that you smoke weed everyday. hahahaha.

  • I smoke weed, that's all I do. I don't five a FUCK! Smoking weed all day.

  • evryday of my life i dnt give a fuck

  • all i do is smoke weed everyday of my life i dont give a FUCK

    lol :)

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  • opium is 1000x better...fuck weed and u poser ass bitches

  • @MrClydekewl

    opium kills asshole! cannabis cures!

  • @MrClydekewl your a moron.weed is a daily driver, something i can use literally as often as i want provided i can afford it without any real risks what so ever. to even compare morphine to thc is beyond misguided. i love opioids but you sir are a fucking dullard and make us all look a little worse. go fuck yourself in the mouth

  • LOL

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  • Lolol

  • everyday...

  • That's amazing

  • I'm a hot girl, and I'm so down with this. Nick Swardson & smokin weed every day.

    I SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY.

  • ALL I DO IS SMOKE WEED

    shit....

    SMOKING WEED ALL DAY!!!!

    all i do is smoke weed ...shit!!!

  • smoke weed every day of my life i dont give a SHIT

  • "Can we help you?"

    "I smoke weed everyday of my life. I don't give a shit!"

    "He's so dangerous!"

    If only........

  • weeeed

    

  • I knew people like this...most of them are dead...NOT from Weed, but how they were mixing it with non-organic Shit. All's they did was tempt fate!

  • @bransonbelle dude no you dont dont make shiit up all i do is smoke weed i dont give a shitt

  • And how long can you smoke weed?

    All day

    Aww perfect thank you so much

    *hands baby over*

    Shit

  • thts y i love nick swardon more than daniel tosh

  • THE "LIKES" BAR LOOKS LIKE A BLUNT.,.......

  • A green blunt :]

  • the babysitter scene is fucking hilarious!!!

  • the likes bar looks like a lit blunt

  • Too funny!

  • Legit Shit Right Here ;D

  • Like Busy Phillips from Freaks and Geeks is in this video haha

  • everyone who likes this should check out Gay Robot

  • i smoke weed every day of my life i dont give a shittttt

  • how does this have so few hits...

  • Respond to video...

  • if i was an employer, i'd hire this dude before the interview! seriously. i'd also vote for that guy and i don't even smoke everyday.

  • And umm... how long can you smoke weed?

    ALL DAAYY

    perfect.

    (hands over child.)

    SHiit

  • any one notice that the like bar looks like a joint

  • 15 people never smoked weed in there life!