james bond family guy

[baresickguy92]

you see that, 50 no's and a yesh, means yesh

[1pL4yDRuMz98]

Schecks. That must be the most epic pronounciation evar!

[donaloco]

4th time's the charm ;]

[Grant123CC]

theres no 10th second

[jromanr01]

Yesh you Do!

[JOHN073100]

Bond: Your're going to have chex with me.

.......YUMMY chex! (and yes, i meant chex as in the snack.

[thgordon]

I had a feeling he did it like that

[sPrettyCoolGuym]

Damn, 3 times!

[JITTERdUdEepic]

So THATS how he does it. what a pro.

[operativehabu]

She ladsh it werksh

[ovetjkin]

46 persons said "no" to many times so James killed them.

[linux750]

BACK IN THE DAY

[Lilycha100]

No means yes :O!

[superZAKTAN]

YESH!!!! YESH!!!

[baberz100]

You're going to have sheksh with me

[NYCeddie15]

51 NOs means lawsuit for attempted rape and restraining order

[thegoofdude]

I guess there's no choice but to act like the guy in the video. If you're too nice, this is what happens to you:

/watch?v=GOyCRFVBFGo

[KidRiviera]

So that's where I've been going wrong all these years...

[Elainiwen]

All Bond movies in 11 seconds. :D

[getfreebeer]

like real life :D



[mephilesthedarks]

I actually did this and it worked :D

[jojo76948]

I need to try this!

[Boo8087]

@Djmlml9 me

[WellBeSerious12]

My cousin's advice for getting chicks:

Just shtick it out & tell her to suck it! >:D

[xMakaPakaMLGx]

yesh+shex forever

[B24ninja]

I am

[djmlml9]

who else is just watching random family guy clips

[Ghafmocro]

I got 50 no's and a bitchslap Thank's alot James! >:(

[kodi665]

@Ghafmocro i got pepper sprayed and a sexual assult charge after trying that move >:(

[planetary109]

I'm a dude here and I always hated how the James Bond movies made women look like sex toys.

[enestok91]

works every time

[BASEBRAT22]

we love you James Bond!

[halomaniackslashcraz]

See guys? no really means yes!

[Needled247420]

I tried this but it does not work.

[Socoolscienceshow]

43 dishlikeshs means likesh

[JustinArriaga]

722 Likesh and 43 Dishlikesh meansh Dishlike

[roryando]

yesh

[donaloco]

4th time's the charm ;)

[BambithePsycho]

"50 no's and a yesh mean yesh." XD

[robby99764]

huh, 2 no's do make a right, I never knew that!

[JackRabbitSlim]

@robby99764 Actually it was 3 no's.  :)

[SpermSmellLikeBleach]

I tried this then went she ran and went to prison for rape.

[Revaris]

See that? Fifty no's and a yes, means yes.

[danieltij3]

@athleteization unless you want a restraining order

[scarabmango]

If I buy you a steak, I am *getting* inside you, honey. You can be conscious and have the ride of your life, or wake up the next morning after having "fallen" and "hit your head," whereupon I "took care" of you. The choice is yours.

[superaider1000]

@scarabmango O_O

[SculptedThoughts]

Did she say "okay, dad"?

[MSAlex23]

@SculptedThoughts no she said'' ok yes''

[SculptedThoughts]

I'd have responded the same way. At some point, it's just fine and you get it over with.

[TheSabbathStoned1969]

there's more of cutaway: "50 nos and a yes.... means yes" xD

[SniperCross2]

Worked for me.... Lol

[lukeyboymufc1990]

Your going to have shex with me

[Mazak4able]

@lukeyboymufc1990 Yesh you do

[gogeta999994]

@lukeyboymufc1990 I dont want to

[championofcathay]

@gogeta999994 Yesh you do.

[gogeta999994]

@championofcathay no

[championofcathay]

@gogeta999994 Oh. *dejected*

[gogeta999994]

@championofcathay IF I HAVE SEX WITH YOU IT WILL BE THE END OF ALL OF US NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

[championofcathay]

@gogeta999994 YEEEEEEEEESSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

[UncleSpankification]

@lukeyboymufc1990 Ok yes.

[liverpoolmatt87]

@lukeyboymufc1990 yesh!!!!

[hansolo235]

@lukeyboymufc1990 No James, I Don't Want To Have Sex With You

[HeavyExplosion12345]

@lukeyboymufc1990 I don't want to!

[AndyTtrigger]

100 % TRUE , Dosent work ..

[K47HQ]

I did this like 6 times it works no joke Yell your bitch she well do it

[20verona]

it missed out "You hear that... 50 no'sh and a yesh means yesh!"

[remyrj92]

I am going to presh the like button becaushe thish wash funny

[LockMymind]

love it

[tacospartan]

he so smooth

[AndyMcCy]

i like how the begin and end of this clip has been cut off

[kesselster]

@WhoMe1337 yesh shir, that ish correct shir. God shave the queen.

[blackopsmaster121]

I WISH IT WAS THAT EASY!

[OrganizedChaos246]

@athleteization Or Daniel Craig...mmmm

[Zaphodraptor]

What is the episode?

[TheRobin53]

My Sean Connery impression is better.

[alcurd666]

three no's make a yes....

[stephanooblus]

@RafaelxPhoenix. In this clip he's standing at the other side of the dead body whereas in the other clips, he's standing at the other side.

[TropicalShirtTy]

@stephanooblus Uploaders will sometimes flip the video to avoid the copyright stuffs that usually gets a video pulled down.

[TheSouruita]

why it cant be so easy? :(

[djtaco15]

@TheSouruita cause your not an international spy :)

[RafealxPhoenix]

SERIOUSLY??!?!?!

[TheAkatsuki10]

Rule 01: You don't tell James Bond no. He tells you no. Remember bitch.

[CrazyCereal123]

i like the ....ok yes

[stephanooblus]

Has anybody noticed how he's standing at the other side of Jaws' body in this clip? and on the other one's he's at the other side?

[RafealxPhoenix]

@stephanooblus what?

[IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

try this with an feminist. then this video will be 10 hours long.

[themadmike1993]

press 6 repeatedly for peters favourite word

[Induktio1984]

Gotta have to try this next weekend

[themixedarts]

Yew see that, 50 no's and a yesh, is a yesh.

[Girlygirlintosports]

1st time both of his eyebrows are up

2nd time one of his eyebrows are up

3rd time both of his eyebrows are up

4h time both eyebrows are narrowed down.

[kesselster]

@Girlygirlintosports 3 no'sh and 1 yesh shtill meansh yesh, shir.

[kakitembak23]

you gonna have shesh with me

yesh yu do

[stephxbones]

50 no's and ah yesh, means yesh!

[roxas2357]

You're going to have sheshx with me.

[oscarzhang77]

u see 50 no and 1 yes = yes

[moeali777]

Lmao it's funny cuz guys who do this "indirectly" get laid

[straighter100]

Lucky bastard.....

[atyz1000]

turn of the sound and kerp pressing 5 and 7 for james humping

[cokebaronacn]

@atyz1000 pressing 4 and 9 repeatedly works much better

[Avatar230594]

This shit will work. It's James Bond.

[iiExtremeHotness]

I'm gonna try this with a girl. This better work

[weihnachten000]

james bondage ;)

[pedi007]

@athleteization couldn't you say that before me getting arrested for attempted rape :(((

[colerdg]

this is like every James bond film

every s1ngle one of them

and that is why i never watch that stoopid shit

[TheRealGaucelm]

@colerdg And that is why I often watch that stoopid shit.

[TheGuyThatsAwesome]

@colerdg No, it is nothing like every James Bond film. In the films, he never has to ask. And that's why they are awesome.

[gmk120]

you are going to have sheks with mee

[IamHariwan]

Namesh is bond

Jamesh Bond

[kesselster]

@IamHariwan actually shir, it wash "the name ish bond, jamesh bond."

[XAMMEP101]

sрexsh

[irmesia]

You are going to have sexsh with me!

No,James i don't want to!

Yehsh you do!!

No,i don't!

Yehsh You Do!!

Ok..yes.

[AQWShadowpalidin]

This doesn't work in real life. Dammit...

[CatMaster90001]

Sean Connery! :D one of the greatest Bonds by far... and considering how many people's mothers he's knocked up, he's pretty much the closest there is to a real Bond...

[themanofram]

I tried this... doesn't work.

[blacksnk7]

@themanofram i tried and it worked :D dunno why she was crying tough.....

[robby99764]

Your speechcraft increased to 22.

[ghofspa1]

Because no means yesh.

[theBaglady74]

You see? 3 'no's, and a 'yes' means yes.

[normanjayden007]

press 2 and 9!!! they already have sex

[ArmenianZipmanwwwi]

you are going to have SEXSH with me!

[weaponnerd]

thats how i do to my girlfriend when i want some ^_^

[OHG1997]

That's way James Bond is so awesome!

(plus he has saved the world like thousand times)

[kesselster]

@OHG1997 actually shir, itsh "thatsh why jamesh bond is sho aweshome. (plush hes shaved the world like thoushand timesh), shir.

[sezuor]

Thumbed down for family guy

[MinecraftTurken]

ahahaha :=)

[killsmash540]

Smooth

[Joemamma69000]

Must be fun to be James Bond.

[tolgon]

punch the keys for gods sake.

[chrantheman]

@EarendurTelemnar Well he did beat up his wife.

[Kristake90]

@EarendurTelemnar me? :)))))

[53Spawn]

YEHSH YU DO!!

[24Maxime24]

@53Spawn yeçh yiu doo

[fslzzz]

@EarendurTelemnar only if i was a female. as of now its angelina julie :D

[tribefanjames]

That must have been Alex Trebeck's mother back in the day.

[ruthlessdeath123]

oooh thats how u get the hot girls yust dont let go and keep saying ur gona have sex with me

[driftingwolf0]

@EarendurTelemnar Sean Connery because hes too busy doing everyone else lol

[donaloco]

4th times the charm lol ; )

[JohnyAngelo]

@donaloco +10 charisma.

[MurderManSam]

I must remember to try this at my next social gathering.

[HeySimo]

you missed the best part at the end!!

[OoOoTobbeoOoO]

LoL,

50 no's and one yes THE End is gone too bad man :-(

[scarabmango]

Only three statements actually mean "no." They are "I'm a guy in drag." "I'm a transsexual." and "I have an STD."

[Yasminesoulstealer]

@scarabmango No, I'm pretty sure that since shemale porn exists, transsexuals are a yes for men, they just don't tell their friends.....or hell she could just not tell you she is a transsexual......until you guys are all out with your friends.

[friedcaribou]

@Yasminesoulstealer lol, I have a friend that actually says he likes shemales, he said "It's the best of both worlds in one package", and at which point everyone else was like "wait what?"

[Yasminesoulstealer]

@friedcaribou That what a lotta dudes tell me when I tell them I'm one.......oh snap. :)

[scarabmango]

@Yasminesoulstealer Yeah, shemales are a part of porn, just like lutefisk is a part of food. Doesn't mean every guy is into it, only a small niche. I could never see someone born a man as anything resembling a woman or "arousing," regardless of whatever surgical mutilation he underwent.

[Yasminesoulstealer]

@scarabmango I disagree with the small niche thing, especially the guys that don't know. Which I'm sure you're a part of. I mean imo you're simply trying to reinforce something over and over because you know it;s not true, nor can you make any money off a small niche. lol Men unlike women, are NOT selective, they'll fuck what they can get, end of story.

[scarabmango]

@Yasminesoulstealer Think what you want, human. It's what you apes do best.

[zheinworld]

@Yasminesoulstealer nytimes (dot) com/2009/01/25/magazine/25desi­re-t (dot) html?pagewanted=all

read that article and then talk

[dash1988]

u cut off the best bit he then says to the camera 50 no's and a yes means yes lol

[Gamer4Ever727]

He's still learning to talk

[watchmen22]

Sean connery is the man

[mrproy895270]

This is just like the Russel Peters with British guys and how they tell the lady to, "Take it off".

[Ektherion00]

When you have that accent, it's not rape; it's charity.

[spinemelter2000]

@SlapstickCoyote I can justify the James Bond joke because it portrays something from popular culture either going to the next level (the York Peppermint commercial) or as a hypothetical behind-the-scenes situation (Ronald McDonald yelling at his slutty daughter).

[spinemelter2000]

@SlapstickCoyote McFarlane is just one of many people who write for Family Guy. He's definitely not the best, and the show would probably be as awful as Cavalcade, which sucks raw goats. I don't think the James Bond bit was incredibly funny. It was just OK. It's not like I'm going to say "That's awful. I'm changing the channel." Similar cutaways have been really funny, like Peter spelling words at the electric company and beating up the other speller.

[Voidiria]

why cant it be that easy?!!!!!! XD

[scarabmango]

@Voidiria For me, it actually is.

[Voidiria]

@scarabmango why do I care? XP

[scarabmango]

@Voidiria Because you wish you were me.

[Voidiria]

@scarabmango I knew you were going to say that. But I still dont care XD

[CascadeTheWarrior]

@scarabmango i guess your'e a slut then

[scarabmango]

@CascadeTheWarrior I'm male, so "stud."

[CascadeTheWarrior]

@scarabmango your gender makes no difference, a slut is a slut. 

[scarabmango]

@CascadeTheWarrior Is anyone who has casual sex a "slut" in your eyes?

[CascadeTheWarrior]

@scarabmango Yes they are, its  just don't support that double standard that only females are sluts but if a male sleeps around it's all good.