I'd train them to staff a customer service call center. Have to amplify and modulate their voices, but it would be worth it because they'd work for peanuts. Depending on how small they are, maybe they'd work for ONE peanut.
I'd warn them about how the world would likely treat them & share with them secretly. If they WANTED to be known, then I'd try to help them, even if it meant losing my property.
But if they knew about us but still demanded I leave, I'd challenge them to register in the system and take me to court, otherwise let's work a deal to co-exist. If they threatened me ("this pin can be deadly after we put this herb on it"), I'd destroy them, but probably still leave just in case there were more.
I'd ask if they'd allow me to continue living there rent-free. If they say no... they might end up in the toilet bowl until they say yes. If they say yes, I still wouldn't tell the world. I pity anyone who gets famous these days.
Fame is worse than cancer! At least cancer kills you.
First, I'd isolate the little people for their own protection. Second, they'd be indoctinated into my will as I issue a list of commandments. Third, I'd make it clear to these little vermin who their god was by randomly killing 2 or 3 each day.
Also, I'd see to the torturous death of any and all who deviate from my will. And the compliant ones would began extensive work projects building temples and monuments that exault me and acknowledge my greatness.
make them worship me as a god, and make a 2012 film where i crush them all into oblivion and make billions of cash.
winky7575 2 months ago
Oh my god the lady at the end...LOL!
TenouHaruka0 4 months ago
I would eat them
XboxLiveSpartan001 7 months ago
Now i have a question.
If their microscopic, how did you find them?
mattstrickland9 9 months ago
I would film gts porn and make millions!!!
GiantessGirl 10 months ago
@GiantessGirl At least SOMEONE had my same idea! XD
shawasian 3 months ago
i would share it
monsterhigh1982 11 months ago
1) Hold your breath.
2) Copy all of these steps.
3) Go to two other video.
4) Paste it in the comments.
GriefsChannel 1 year ago
hey Ive never heard about man on the street TV but I realised after watching this video that you suck sorry guy =)
MrWaeseL 1 year ago
lol 0:48 you crazy bitch
Pureamil 1 year ago
Pour hot water all over them, like we do when we occupy Northern Ireland and countries in Africa.
YouWastesTube 1 year ago
i would put them into a box... yeah mime your way outta that one ya litte fuckers
DudeWithaPage 1 year ago
worship me as a god ROFL
falvator3 2 years ago
"pour hot water on the fuckers" -classic british response
d4yogurt 2 years ago 4
some of those people was scary... lol
Why was it that Guys have a reputation of being crueler of the two sexes, but most guys said they would let them be, or exploit them for money.
and all the women said the would capture, or kill them....
Except that one dude... can you say God complex?.. lol
Midyin 2 years ago
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SuperTornado88 2 years ago
lol that last bitch's answer was just creepy, poor hot water on thel? lol
BlahBlahMofo 2 years ago 4
Id simply say "make me!" or try to co-exist
your some evil sonuvabitches! Do you fry ants with magnifying glasses too?
Saemaey 2 years ago
I would film myself crushing their puny tiny city with my bare feet and then post it on youtube! :D
GiantMaleFoot2 2 years ago
Yaaay xD
<3
Mylive666 2 years ago
I'd train them to staff a customer service call center. Have to amplify and modulate their voices, but it would be worth it because they'd work for peanuts. Depending on how small they are, maybe they'd work for ONE peanut.
nicemiceonice 3 years ago 2
I would like to think that I'd help them in any way I could! I mean thats how I'd hope to be treated if it were the other way around!
slohnd42 3 years ago
sacrifice virgins...WTH???
jtaha 3 years ago 17
@jtaha At first glance I thought it said sacrifice vaginas and I was like WTF LOL
EasyLaxn 10 months ago
I'd warn them about how the world would likely treat them & share with them secretly. If they WANTED to be known, then I'd try to help them, even if it meant losing my property.
But if they knew about us but still demanded I leave, I'd challenge them to register in the system and take me to court, otherwise let's work a deal to co-exist. If they threatened me ("this pin can be deadly after we put this herb on it"), I'd destroy them, but probably still leave just in case there were more.
JaneCochran 3 years ago
i would put them on display and make them do stuff like the best stratagy game ever
eurekaman3000 3 years ago
funny stuff guys
steroidssavedmylife 3 years ago
interesting concept... great video idea... five stars!!
GaryGarrett 3 years ago 2
I'd teach them to sing that song "Food around the corner...food around the corner...food around the corner for me!"
firehehe 3 years ago
LMFAO
clericimachine 3 years ago
I'd ask if they'd allow me to continue living there rent-free. If they say no... they might end up in the toilet bowl until they say yes. If they say yes, I still wouldn't tell the world. I pity anyone who gets famous these days.
Fame is worse than cancer! At least cancer kills you.
delero1 3 years ago
i would raz them into milliones and start a
army of tiny people muahahahaha then ill make them do my home work muhahahaahaha
antimoron08 3 years ago
lolz not a bad idea
Saphira144 3 years ago
thanks lol
antimoron08 3 years ago
ooh nice one
Dennan 2 years ago
I would train them and make them in to the worlds smallest circus act, and tour the world profiting off of my find.
Ilikebikes1200 3 years ago 2
haha
objmgirl4life 3 years ago
Neither.
First, I'd isolate the little people for their own protection. Second, they'd be indoctinated into my will as I issue a list of commandments. Third, I'd make it clear to these little vermin who their god was by randomly killing 2 or 3 each day.
Also, I'd see to the torturous death of any and all who deviate from my will. And the compliant ones would began extensive work projects building temples and monuments that exault me and acknowledge my greatness.
Then I'd crush them!
clericimachine 3 years ago
u took the words right outta my mouth
Dopemaster420 3 years ago
Shame on us both!
Anyway, I wonder how they'd like the microwave I'd have looking like a huge church...
clericimachine 3 years ago
i'd smash the fuckers
vaultiguer 3 years ago 2
lets hope god doesn't do that to us
uberman111 3 years ago 9
I would tell the world that I'm on drugs. Because I'd have to be to see a microscopic city.
RandomProduct 3 years ago
Im with the last lady I dont need more headoch hahaha I never though some one will ask this Q
diashalash1 3 years ago
Hell yeah, I will them them live, build their own city on my property. Lots of fun and special trippin' for me:)
Yog1Yog1Bear 3 years ago