PS3 vs Wii

[MMD9088]

wi!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

[Fosax]

So, the WII is a retarded bimbo, while the PS3 is an annoying bitch?

Yup, this ad is retarded.

[doom12344]

This ad is a piece of shit

[Luxuryball]

I prefer Wii over PS3 but I fucking hate this ad.

[stealthfighter077]

Unfortunately, the Wii DOES NOT come with her....

[ThingsSuperRandom]

Wii, here I come!

[bnbnnb1]

fuck i want a wii right now

[TakerTV1]

Umm Im Going to Play My Wii Now

[Marcoj24]

kinda funny how irrelevant this is now...

"im cheap!"

damn straight..

[absiliomundus]

basically: if you're looking for a one night stand - get the Wii, it won't last very long.

[Vatolocoac]

G4

[superbob3331]

This fucked up video to make the wii look better. Probably made by nintendo they are both awesome consoles

[Pyro25100]

I'm gonna be the middle ground for the ignorant retards who don't understand that each system is good for what it is. I like the Wii, PS3, and 360. I play every single one of them equally and I don't have a preference. Know why? Because I like what each console has to offer.

[Toqom]

@Pyro25100 You use your hands way too much bud ;)

[MMFrostMM]

fuck dat shit, im buying an Xbox!

[ivan26XDead]

this video it's true the PS3 its Awesome But it's so fat heavi an Wii It's good and simple and so small but i prefer a wii (Cause i have no Money Dam it i wan't a PS3) :(

[TheUnrealLonewolf94]

Dude the Wii blows major donkey dick Ps3 is better in every way enough said

[batursi]

ps3 sucks.

[mattrocks10001]

Ps3

[42Otoker]

I got my consoles n my girls turned around I like my girls with a bomb shell I don't give a shit what's inside while a console can have a fat shitty shell but epic insides

[SincerestTester]

The hot girl is a metaphor for how Nintendo comes out with all new sleek and hot stuff while ps3 represents an ugly old and fat console that hasn't strived to get better.

[Oliver3168Large]

i noticed all the ps3 and wii fanboys in the comments i feel proud to be a pc gamer, enjoy you`r exspensive paper weights.

[enuvune]

i never knew my wii was such a slut.

[jarjarbling4]

wii is a ps2 with motin controllers

[therobbert96]

Wii graphics SUCK

[MildlyPsychoticOnes]

So ps3 wins

[xzavior666]

Deff like like the ps3 more as a console and a lady.

[SlyGuy919]

Message: If you wanna have good ol fashioned fun that'll bring you back again and again with its sweet appeal, go for wii

[DerFuhrerfurimmer]

@SlyGuy919 Reality: Wii blows.

[BlueDevilStrong1227]

Simple, Wii is for people who want to have a little fun, while PS3 is for hardcore gamers. Stop fanboys.

[thecoolpictsmaker]

I still choose PS3

[IVIrIVIajic11]

OK NINTENDO NOW DO PS3 SLIM VS WII SEE WHO FUCKING WINS!

[WiiUBro]

@IVIrIVIajic11

Nintendo still fucking wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bitch ass faggot donkey raping shit eater. Die Newb!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cragxe]

why isn't wii japanese??? or the fat chick not japanese!?

[sportygurlis]

"My vibrating features have been disabled."

That could be taken on sooo many levels. XD

[thecoolpictsmaker]

I still think ps3 is better.

[WiiUBro]

@thecoolpictsmaker

But you know it's not. the games on the PS3 SUCK!!!!!!!!!

[Jackassportugal046]

@WiiUBro Why are you doing this? i mean, god, if you like Wii so much, why won't you marry it?

P.S.- I have a PSP, PS3, Wii, PC and PS2; so your argument is invalid

[someperson346]

@Jackassportugal046 I'd do that, but it's not legal in my state. Unfortunately :(

Freaking bigots in the legislature

[Jackassportugal046]

@someperson346 what are bigots?

[someperson346]

@Jackassportugal046 a prejudiced person who is intolerant of any opinions differing from his own

[Jackassportugal046]

@someperson346 wich in this case you were making an example

[Jackassportugal046]

@Jackassportugal046 Hey there handsome

[someperson346]

@Jackassportugal046 I'm not a bigot! People who say marriage is between a man and a woman are bigots, not me bro.

[Jackassportugal046]

@someperson346 i'm sorry, man, i thought you were @WiiUBro

[cellphonelightsaber]

PS3's slimmed up lately. Have you seen her run Uncharted 3?

YOWZA.

[ilikeoodlesofnoodles]

conflicting thoughts....want ps3 but wii is so hot....

[Jackassportugal046]

I'm sorry, but event though the Wii chick is hotter thant the ps3 one, i still think ps3 is WAY better than Wii

[WiiUBro]

@Jackassportugal046

But the Wii IS WAAAAYYYYYY Better then the PS3 Fuck you new gamer faggot!!! I hate these fucking kids.

[Jackassportugal046]

@WiiUBro Oh shut up and go buy me a bag of doritos...bitch

[TheBoomstickhero]

@Jackassportugal046

Yeah, I'd have sex with the Wii girl, but I'd trust the PS3 one to know a lot more about gaming

[1thetruezeldamaster]

@Jackassportugal046 chubby chaser?

[Jackassportugal046]

@1thetruezeldamaster i'm sorry... DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? CAUSE I SAID THAT PS3 IS BETTER THAN WII, NOT THE FAT CHICK THAT IS BETTER THAN THE SEXY WII GIRL

[021599jm]

That's why I don't own a ps3

[MrPivotRg]

Large and in charge bitches!!

[TheTweetbeet]

They both suck anyways...

[TheCompPro]

240p We meet again !

[wizard101fan50]

And pc sucks

[wizard101fan50]

First of the wii suck the most and ps3 and xbox360 is the same but with diffret games

[jonnyharding101]

the wii girl is the same for Xbox XD

[sebastian66677]

wii is so hot thats why she sucks my dick,xbox ftw

[Chris2o2]

Meh... i like the ps3... More cousin for a pushin ;D 

[dbzelda123]

so basically the message is that wii players are whores and retarted? btw not a fanboy and i have a wii :D

[Lionheartpride]

Wii girls are probably way fitter and, you know, tighter than ps3 chics, but ps3 owns wii every day. uncharted alone is a reason to buy a ps3.

[letsplayblooper]

the wii sucks ps3 rocks

[drummer6374]

@letsplayblooper

so u like hangn out with that fatty

ok then

[kllntime101]

But Megan Fox is just ...some actress

She was in like one "ok" movie

[jonpotocki]

@kllntime101 transformers was good and jennifers body was hot

[pivot1022]

@jonpotocki transformers sucked and jennifers body was even dumber then teeth.

[dududugary]

i like fat chicks though !

[bakeddobes]

id go for ps3 cause of ethics

[YourLatinLover69]

i'll fuck the fat bitch rather then the skinny one.Sorry its a colored man thing.

[Ryztor]

if ps3 was a girl it would be Megan Fox, if wii was a girl it would be...some actress.

[BobThePatriot]

@Ryztor nope

[Ryztor]

@BobThePatriot gz on the fast response

[MelboyPhotography]

SEXIST AD

[XIXNayRXIX]

PS3 is way sexier than the Wii. When I think of the Wii, I think of older overweight women who think Wii Fit is going to help them lose weight while standing in one place. Not to say that the Wii doesn't have some good games.... It has a few.

[KAGE00123456789]

@XIXNayRXIX NICE!

[DarthMercanto]

Ha ha! Its funny because its sexist!

[EG0R3]

Real nerds love fat chicks. :D

[Mangiff]

Oh hell yeah, I want the retarded chick on the right . . . wait no!

[I6H0M]

That wii chick is ugly...

[Pocoyo16n]

:D i have a Wii!!!

But no girl in the box :(

[timbiris]

Wii girls flat chested

[openerup]

Lucky me!! I gave a Wii AND a PS3!! Best of both worlds....!! (just don't tell the wife....!)

[vihannes3]

Actually, that Wii should have had a lot fewer polygons and no facial animations whatsoever

[beyman23]

IM BUYING A WII!

[TheINfamousrocker]

Soooo..anyone found the name of the Wii-girl yet??

[rocketMT]

LITTLE BITCHES GET OUT! WE DON'T WANT NO SKINNY BITCHES!

[AntoO35Production]

Even the PSP has better graphics than the Wii xD

[KingSigy]

I know this is a satire, but I think it goes a bit too far. Why is the fat person something to be hated? There's nothing wrong with being fat.

[Timmaycheese]

ITS SO TRUE! The Wii is more appealing to people wanting a good time, but the Wii, itself is powerless...mentally slow :P . The PS3 is ridiculously smart, but less appealing to those wanting a good time (and some STDs, while they're at it) :D

[Minority119]

@Timmaycheese honestly, I think the PS3 is one sexy best

with it's metalized black with silver details style and shit

the only downside being that you gotta, like, wipe it every 5 minutes to get the dust off it

[Timmaycheese]

@Minority119 I honestly wasn't talking about the superficial appearance to people... I was simply stating that the majority of people, who generally suck at games, would rather buy a Wii because it is a platform with games a 5 year old could beat in one sitting. Whereas the more hardcore gamers (excluding the 360 gamers) would rather go for something a little less appealing to the majority of people, but way smarter (faster processor).

Idk if that made ANY sense, but yeah... :D

[Minority119]

@Timmaycheese well, yeah, it did made sense, so, uh, giving my opinion here

Hardcore gaming is bullshit, I mean, it's not about what you play, but how you play it (for example, take Super Metroid, playing it going for the 100% 'hardcore' or just casually, picking it up here and there)

on the other hand, the PS3 style is like a chick with big boobs, when you talk about it you just can't avoid mentioning it, intentionally or not XD

[devilzreality93]

well a ps3 is much more hotter then wii :)

[happytreefriendlammy]

this ad is so fucking old

[thebuckskinb19]

Girls hot but wii still sucks

[Rider0fLightning]

I actually thought the PS3 lady was hotter. Is there something wrong with me?

[kanehotdog14]

another add that proves women are not consoles

[larendor10]

I would still hit the chubby too.

[paintball3802]

i pick WII

[mk100012]

I would go with the ps3, she wouldn't Get all my friends over just she could get played with. Or a xbox, that would just break down and cost me monthly to enjoy her.

Plus big is beautiful

[BananaStanMan]

CANT WE ALL JUST LIKE WHAT WE LIKE A FUCKING MOVE ON!

[BrooklynStar1130]

ps3 and xbox 360 are the best. 

[MetaWhiteYoshi]

Can we both just like our own consoles?

[kevinc104]

PS3 PS3 PS3 ALL THE WAY

[CTproductions100]

i love how its mostly fat kids with wiis "oh look im getting so much exercise by slightly moving my arm to the left" ahaha!

[guest9650]

wii:-100000000 PS3:1000000000000000

[kappaman431]

That wii is ugly.....

[JuggaloKaez216]

PS3 ALL DAY!!

[jegolego]

this sickens me... weak-ass tits... pudgy emotional lady... I -3 LBP!

[MercuriusWarrior]

My cousine has through hi WII away and bouth a PS3, better HD !!

[Heto107]

@Bobbiethejean

By that logic you're sad for doing any sort of trolling. Which any real person knows is simply not true.

Also I tend to judge on WHEN they get which console, anyway. That doesn't make me judge them necessarily but it helps in the process. Especially if they have that feeling of tribal representation that gives them the need to say their system is better.

[Bobbiethejean]

@Heto107 I don't mean sad like "boohoo sad," I mean sad as in pathetic. It is pathetic to harass someone over what console they like. All systems have different strengths and different things to offer; none is objectively better than the other and suggesting that's untrue comes across (at least to me) like:

MY CONSOOL ID BETTAR DEN YERS!! *grunt, scratches ass, picks nose*

[bhansenftw]

i suddenly want a wii.....

[MrLuka1000]

omg kill this fatass and call paris hillton

[Plysomack]

That chick is fine, but the wii sucks! Xbox 360 FTW!!!

[geekforlifevandc]

i wanna fuck a wii

[donnemoiunnom]

Small boobs make me sad :(

[Tinytacohead]

@donnemoiunnom what, you like the biggins that sag, have stretch marks & flop around after a few years? you big titty lovers are retarded!

[donnemoiunnom]

@Tinytacohead Dude you don't have to go over the top. I'm not talking about boobs that actually touch the ground, but you gotta admit the Wii girl's boobs are too small, you need at least some filling to appreciate them.

[Tinytacohead]

@donnemoiunnom what you seek are few & far between, and if you plan to marry a girl with said boobiez, they too will most likely sag before her time!

[donnemoiunnom]

@Tinytacohead Yeah but if you marry a girl with weak ass boobs like her's, they'll become wrinkly little pimple way too disgusting to touch. So either way we're fucked bro. With plastic surgery at least you can revigorate saggy boobs ;)

[Tinytacohead]

@donnemoiunnom hahaha, plastic surgery FTW!

[donnemoiunnom]

@Tinytacohead you got it ;)

[Spirky7]

It's decided I'm getting a wii luckily I goty ps3 free :)

[StupidkidPeople]

i didnt pay a penny for my ps3 and neither did the people who gave it to me

[Bobbiethejean]

@mrsmarter12 Yeah but then I'd miss out on being trolled. It's so fun waking up at 4AM on a day I have to drive my cancer stricken mother 300mi across the state for treatment, check my messages, and see my inbox full of hateful, bigoted troll comments. Just makes me feel all warm and squishy inside.

[BloodyAnimeDragon]

cool i like it not but it was cute wii at the end but not the lady or the other lady

[VampireFox69]

i want to buy a wii now

[1980supra]

Its funny how they have a blonde representing the wii

I have a wii but it got boring ina matter of a month

I hardly play it

PS3's are much better

[Rider0fLightning]

this ad is offensive as hell i mean cmon! this makes wii look like a cheap whore and the ps3 like an expensive whore!!!

[HaZZabro707]

ha i laugh at how wii actually consider themsleves to be in the gaming buisness and claim that they are better than the ps3.

[pockuinator]

@HaZZabro707 Hmm...best selling game of all time? Oh yeah! WII SPORTS. Second best selling game? SUPER MARIO BROTHERS. Third? SUPER MARIO BROS 3. And the fact that PS3 is basically a $300 CDi with 3D graphics and a worthless Blue ray player.

[enfantcool]

ps3 has the best rpgs, even better than on a computer(FF)

[pockuinator]

@enfantcool Yeah of course you said so, because half of them were made by your geek classmates in RPG maker.

[startrekwarsmixguy]

I ejoy relaxing games, where i can sit down and play, like ENDWAR, or MW2. but on the wii, you have to jump around like an idiot and TBH, i just CBA.

[noobie0003]

whoever made this is a no lifed asshole and is stupid lol

[shady965]

well , the ps3 is not vergin anymore , it got hacked !! (I love my new bitch ps3 :D )

[NFSKing]

Wii is not as hot as Bayonetta.

[94harrit]

damn i wish my wii could look like that

[Jimkaider]

I got both, and the 360, am I mackdaddy now?

[MarioTGP]

Wii is for people who like games

Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 is for fat boys who think that are hardcore playing FPS games and listening Death Metal

DEAL WITH IT

[demondog45]

@MarioTGP Umm... are you 10? The Wii games are horrific. Bad graphics, terrible controls, retarded games, lame design, and the only good games you get you finished 10 years ago! Not to mention the bad online play. Also, metal kicks ass! Although death metal is a little much for me. I'll get back to playing Modern Warfare and you can go back to flailing your arms around like a retard!

[96jane]

@demondog45

did you take some of that from the wii sucks song? haha

and not all of the wii games are terrible. At least the A list Nintendo games like Zelda, Mario and Metroid have been pretty good.

[chanel6548]

@MarioTGP i own a PS3 and i don't listen to metal, you wii fans are so stupid, the best game you got is super smash brothers brawl, while the PS3 has killzone, god of war 3, uncharted 2, ratchet and clank, infamous and metal gear solid 4 oh and heres something special, wii can't play movies, it has out dated graphics and the motion controls are not that accurate, face the facts, wii is a over priced piece of shit.

[supermetaknight9000]

@chanel6548 who cares about graphics and if it can play movies and wii has other great games like mario legend of zelda pokemon and others

[chanel6548]

@supermetaknight9000 they're good but 360 and PS3 has great games and i rather have a 360 then a useless piece of shit wii and i hate the 360.

[ghost6faze]

i never knew the ps3 was a lesbian

[destroybananas]

and the xbox 360 is megan fox

[Deidaaraartisabang]

Fuck wii graphic sucks and all games are for fucking children

ps3 is way better

[pockuinator]

@Deidaaraartisabang *Ahem* Top three best selling games of all time? Wii Sports, Super Mario Bros, and SMB3. Only people who play PS3 are pimple-faced teens that live in their mother's basement. You just got owned by the f-ing children.

[CodeMasterful]

@pockuinator so true, wii is for pros ps3 is for fat people.

[chanel6548]

@CodeMasterful i have a PS3 i only weigh 110 pounds.

[BananaStanMan]

@chanel6548 yeh but your 6 ohhhhhhhhh nah jokes man jokes

[LuckySeven91]

@chanel6548

coz otha fat ps3 ppl steal yo food !

[chanel6548]

@LuckySeven91 wow you spell your words like a retarded 5th grader, come talk to me when you learn how to spell.

[N00BSLINGER]

@pockuinator Wii is for casual gamers , i guess you just play for hobby with your grandma to see how mario beat the shit out of that little dicks called Goombas

[pockuinator]

@N00BSLINGER Forgot to mention the average intelligence of PS3 users..."See how Mario beat..." go back to third grade and make your verb agree with the rest of the sentence please.

[N00BSLINGER]

@pockuinator sorry for my english your highness , but i'm russian

[pockuinator]

@N00BSLINGER Well, excuuuuse me princess! Sorry I didn't do a full background check on you or anything.

(LOL it took you 6 months to come up with the "your highness" joke).

[chanel6548]

@pockuinator and did those games had higher rating then god of war 3, metal gear solid 4, little big planet, infamous, ratchet and clank or even uncharted 2? and BTW i'm a teen and i don't have any pimples on my face and i don't live in a basement, i live in a house and i do have a room and the reason why wii sports sold so much is because it came with the wii, stupid ass wii fan's, they can't even compete with the 360.

[pockuinator]

@chanel6548 Reason Wii has fans? BECAUSE IT'S THE BEST. DUH. People that actually have a life aren't PS3 fans because PS3 SUCKS. Yes, the Mario games have better ratings because they are PLAYABLE. Maybe if you played real games instead of military training exercises, you would know what a good game is.

[chanel6548]

@pockuinator the fat lady in this video describe why the PS3 is better and the stupid blond whore is just like the wii fans, they can't come up with good reasons why the wii is better and if you actually pay attention to what the fat lady said, it sounds like the PS3 is better and if mario games are so better, then how come there hasn't been at least 1 mario game that won game of the year award? and FYI all games are playable, thats why they're called games.

[pockuinator]

@chanel6548 Have the creators of your "games" gotten a star on the Walk of Game? Have they been dubbed Knights? Have they been called one of the top ten video game creators? Where they the first person in the academy of Interactive Arts and Sciences hall of fame? Has the Halo or Call of Duty series expanded into over 200 games? Was there ever an anime, manga, or any product that has the title "Halo" on it besides your lunch box and poster? Don't say anything about awards or praise about Nintendo

[chanel6548]

@pockuinator i don't play halo and i don't own a shit box 360 and your not making any scene at all, what does knights and walk of game and anime or the names of the developer's has to do with awards or what console has the better games and witch one is the crappy console and yes there is an anime about halo, but it sucks.

[imludwig]

@pockuinator more fans wii suxs it dose it bad man i have the 2 of them an i like the wii at first and then game just started to sux

[pockuinator]

@imludwig At least it doesn't sux as much as your spelling or grammar.

[imludwig]

@imludwig im mexican man il beat your ass wii sux thats it now shut the fuck up

[snejq3]

the wii girl sounds so stupid :'D i loooove my ps3 ;D

[frosty34pal]

not only i prefer the wii girl but the wii console too

[tyberzann00]

i think the PS3 is the right one because the PS3 has the sexy graphics like uncharted 2.

[DaKluwn]

Wii is invented because of only 1 thing. The vibration of the wii remote. It doesnt feel good when you stuff PS3 controller in there. Wii is more thicker.

[kingamer19]

I Xbox died

[martinprosser]

Terrible advert. each console has it's strengths and weaknesses. I'm lucky i have all three consoles and am glad to say that I love them all. Also promoting body image in a terrible way!

[LadyLolliipops]

Even with this ad, the Wii still failed.

[Silver0Quick]

so wii is for hookers...well that's not very nice commercial!shame on you making house wives gamers look bad