Swine Flu

[hajlender12]

I had the swine flu it felt like a normal flu!

[danceisfun43]

wow that mask looks creepy

[VetGangsterEnZo]

...

[bellyOfaTiger]

I remember growing up and everyone in school was freaking out about things like Y2K, swine flu, and my personal favorite, the bird flu. Good times

[alexvanlord2]

... I was called Swine Fleu at school cause I was coughing up a lung, another dude saw me and nodded and called me that. Yes, that's how we spelled it, and fuck it I like the nickname!

[HTPolice]

Omfg haha. I was slobbering from laughing @ this shit.

[stuchly1]

Q: "where is my pig?" - A: "the swine flew..."

[GamingIdiot42Neo]

It's Pigsy from Manhunt!!!

[CroGamer002]

Remember swine flu?

Yeah...

[LLew821]

the pig mask from Saw for the win!... xD

[TheSleepwalker17]

lol,scared me with the pig mask.

I thought some horrible accident happened in mid video to your face XD

[vampirehunter33]

1,557 pigs found this video un-funny

[cknell546]

@vampirehunter33 Turn them into BACON!!!!!

[Mswordx23]

WE DIDN'T LISTEN!

[eliteinvierno]

hahahaha : ) super SUPER !!!

[zachzilla26]

omg when he came up wearing that hat I cracked up

[TellingItLikeItIsSJM]

0:34 Guys, he's wearing a hat.

[PutrydByle]

this brought back fond memories of manhunt somehow

[KnodoffFan]

Wheres the rest of your head?

[TankiMatt]

WHERE IS YOUR FOREHEAD

[Breymond7]

@TankiMatt and @KnodoffFan He is wearing a hat

[TankiMatt]

@Breymond7 *facepalm* obviously, we were making a joke since his hat is very dark like the background

[nsanegamr1]

pigsy?

[ticktoke1]

hahaha sensationalism sells lots of Discovery channel documentaries...

[ProfessorWalty]

that would make a great serial killer mask, epic as fuck

[MATANUI720]

@ProfessorWalty yup

[ticktoke1]

@ProfessorWalty Saw? i think they used it :)

[MrDa305]

did anyone esle try to imagine him not wearing the skully and his head was just really short

[sk8inkill]

That was scary.

[pcred566]

@sk8inkill Agreed.

[BloodspillingSam]

Holy fuck that was scary.... o_O

[bot929]

lol

[SwordOfMichael7]

Lmfao it looks like one of those pig masks from Saw

[sirbestnameever]

Swine flu sucks

[Juillardl]

That was scary!



[thePANDEMlC]

ah man, such a great video

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa I don't have any fire on my face. Can you explain that one for me?

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled you dont understand.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa That's kinda the point of having to EXPLAIN something to people.

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled Im not going to waste my time with a troll.

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled when you are burning in hell you would be prefer to be eaten by lions.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa Wow, you're a fucking idiot... I hereby end this discussion..

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled I tired to help you, when you are in hell remember this conversation, and that I tried to save you from your damnation.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa You tried to help me? You said " You don't understand, you're gonna burn in hell trollolol" THANKS FOR THE ADVICE MISTER.

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled yes you are going to burn in hell, you could die tomorrow and be in hell tomorrow as well, I am helping you by warning you of your fate, you can change that if you believe in God not in evil like you do now.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa Did you watch the video jackass? Who the fuck told you that i believe in evil? I don't believe in shit you stupid fuck. I just don't believe in desert deities because it's fucking bullshit.

[Zephyesa]

@TheMultiEnabled I can tell you have alot of demons in you, they are coming out here, if you go and pick up a bible you will be amazed at all the filthy words you will speak.

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Zephyesa Oh yes, and /watch?v=oSRwhWZEmVs

[asnabelgur]

@Zephyesa What kind of all loving God would send someone to Hell?Hell does not exist.Deal with it.You are insane.

[Zephyesa]

@asnabelgur we send ourselves there, God doesnt send anyone there, if you reject God then by default you dont get to heaven, you cannot enter heaven with hatred for God.

Hell does exist and you as you presently are, are going to go there

[asnabelgur]

@Zephyesa I do not believe in Hell,nor do I believe in Heaven.However,If Hell does exist,I really would like to go there.Imagine all the interesting people I could meet:Albert Einstein,Sigmund Freud,Terroja Kincaid,Bill Hicks,Oscar Wilde,George Carlin,Quentin Tarantino,John Lennon,Freddie Mercury,Jon Lajoie,Kevin Smith,Lewis Black,the list goes on.Hell seems like an interesting place to me.Eternal torment?Hell,I will probably get used to it.Look at the bright side,I cannot get any worse!

[Zephyesa]

@asnabelgur both exist as you will soon find out, which one you go to is up to you, the people you mentioned if they are in hell wont be having any fun when you arrive, unless you think screaming in terror is fun.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa screaming and terror? sound like my kind of place! I love being burned alive forever!

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings do you lol go get a lighter and hold it to the inside of your arm, see how long you can handle it,then come back and tell me, how much you will enjoy being burned alive forever then.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa I love it, MMMM hurts so good! just thinking about that feeling all over my body? I LOVE IT!

it gets me SO HOT!

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings u musnt be human then, u sound like a demon, so hell is probably where u belong

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa oh maybe I'm Satan himself in human form? can I haz your soul?

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings no, and u r satan, because he is inside you.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa now that sounds kinky, I like kinky ^-^ I sure hope I'm on fire while he is inside me

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings u poor little fool.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa Poor? I'm not Poor, I have money thank you, since when did this become a false accusation tossing tournament? OH! RIGHT! when you started saying people where going to burn.

Silly me, I do have two things to say,

1: Y U Mad Bro?

and

2: TOLOLOLOLOLLLOL! Stupid brain dead bible thumper, I forgive your stupid, but only if I can have your soul.

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings u r poor, because u have no belief in God, your like an empty missionless fart wandering aimlessly from room to room.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa So now you're psychic? incredible, you must be God himself.

you're about as stupid and the verbal diarrhea spewing from that hole in your face you call a mouth.

Vanity is a sin so I suppose I'll see you in Hell as well.

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings I doubt it, I have a spirit which means I am a higher being than you, heaven is where I am going, your just a mud creature wandering aroun d lost in the dark, too stupid to recognise Gods existance, the only people u will be seeing in hell are your stupid friends.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa you amuse me with your stupid, I never once said that I didn't believe in god or in the existence of god. you're not higher then me and believing yourself such is vanity. and thats a Sin. Cast thy stone from thine own eye before you seek to cast the stone from thine brothers eye. stop being an ignorant hypocrite.

[Zephyesa]

@Ambermullings if u believe in God u wouldn be on here arguing with me, sorry the fail is strong with you.

[Ambermullings]

@Zephyesa Really? and you're the one that is going against God's own laws to judge people where you have no authority in the eyes of god to judge, you say you are higher then me when in the eyes of God we are equal. you judge me souly on the basis that I have no belief in God When you have no idea what is going on in my head. because you are NOT God, and you have no idea who he will send where. you are a hypocrite and an imbecile who can not even follow his own doctrine.

[sayumyum]

you look like les claypool with that mask on

[MeCreateAccountxD]

Your head looked chopped off LOL

[MizzGothNotEmoo]

@MeCreateAccountxD lol thts what i was just thinking

[UnboundObjectivity]

LOL! Dude there's so many of your old videos that I haven't seen. Time to go back through them :D.

[ItsMeDauntless]

@UnboundObjectivity Ha that's what i'm doing

[TheKingbong420]

i dont like this man

[CounterNerd]

never took any shots and now I don't have to suffer from falling asleep everywhere every time.

[VegasLyrics]

Instant favorite.

[azzy314159]

Swine flu is devine flu. Hopefully all the bigots will perish and world a better place shall be.

[pjpartygalore]

cute pig

[crackerz99]

I got swine flu, I slept like a dog and lost 10 pounds. Oh and a really painful cough, the worst part was when the doctor stuck a 5 inch q tip up my nose. that hurt like a mother fucker.

[zimshowfan]

It's the Amazing Pigtheist

[nasaandspacerock]

@fuckmania07 lol asshole

[Habitat72420]

LOL, Made my night right here. Thank TJ.

[anotherterrorist]

yo white boi.. wuts dem white stains on your black sheets?

[TheEnglishAtheist1]

@anotherterrorist Speak English you sanctimonious, Egotistical, Moron!

[XxtehjesterxX]

Your such an asshole...

.....i love it

[GdoubleWB]

Epic!

[Stackondat]

lol creepy mask

[EllyEri96]

oh my fking god, i remember watching this in year 8! <3

[MyTeddy68]

i love you T.J XDDDD

[perezinator]

dont anyone else think he`s just a retard? thumbs up if u do

[Ignore14]

@perezinator you is racist

[MrRedspark51]

@perezinator Does, not 'dont'; Thumbs; you. Just shut the fuck up and get out.

[MangaNeoLeo]

@perezinator You define the word 'retard'.

[herbertmoon11]

WHAT A FAG

[venokthedemon]

@herbertmoon11

A fag because he's mocking the idiotic people who panicked over a disease that did less harm than the common cold? TROLLER COASTER AWAYYYYY

[rpm297]

reminds me of willow. did bavmorda gives all those knights the swine flu too?

[MegaGlitchMaster100]

I got my vac a year ago.

[Spliff1337]

Dunno if it's just me but do you intend to copy Conan O'Brien antics ? Sure looks like it, except for the swearing ofc

[kzdavis1000]

You looked like the youtube watchdog

[cobolt13]

You have no head.

[brettsworld99]

best video ever

[madcat789]

1,543 people acquired Swine Flu and died.

[Lordofme666]

1543 people disliked the video

[MrTurtleguner]

1543 people are like me

[swinetastic]

EPIC!

[nickclark18]

funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen lawl! do a video about how they remake movies like charlie and the chocolate factory and stuff like that? keep up the great work :)

[MegaMetal96]

reminded me of YTWatchdog when you had the pig mask on lol

[metrocop1000]

O_o what the dust did I just see?

[symendiola89]

thats fucking METAL man hahahahahahaha!!!

[tailsdollfan13]

Nice hog mask!

[Magnatauren]

Thats not swine flu, thats LSD

[Lienmor]

I hate how this guy thinks he's better than other youtubers (except Fred).

Such a fat smartass.

[Fibah]

@Lienmor and better than you, RWJ, Orange, and thousands of others, Such a stupid youtuber you are

[MegaMetal96]

@Lienmor I like how trash like you think that you have a valid opinion. Who is your favorite youtuber? let me guess. some kind of crude comedian.

[nickclark18]

funniest fuckin thing ive ever seen lawl! do a video about how they remake movies like charlie and the chocolate factory and stuff like that? keep up the great work :)

[Ignore14]

@Lienmor what youtubers are you talking about? besides raywilliamjohnson, (talentless fuck) and howtheworldworks (conservative douchebag). and then some random racist redneck or white supremacist people.

[RyanStokes3]

IT'S A FUCKING BEANIE YOU IDIOTS!!!!

He's wearing a BLACK beanie with a BLACK background!

"I can't see the top of his head!"

Geez man you people are so stupid

[crackerz99]

@RyanStokes3 its called a toque.

[RyanStokes3]

Dude that was fuckin hilarious, lol

the pig mask did it for me. I didn't expect it lol

[woahitsevan]

Is it just me or was this video not funny at all?

And I agree, there was no need for a pig mask, he already looks like one.

He actually looks like some guy who lives with his mom and plays runescape 10 hours a day.

But that's just me.

[omghalowars1]

it looks like the top of his head is gon lol in the begining

[omghalowars1]

it looks like the top of his head is gon lol

[WolfJ3ane]

man i got swine flu, i was one of the unlucky people who got pretty sick from it xD wasn't fun

[hifatpeople]

He's not wearing a hat, hes just got a small head from swine flu.

[icelandic2121]

You shoud Always wear a black hat with a black background. Makes it look like someone chopped off your head.

[kamoronsmith]

Can anyone else not see the top of his head? LOL

[KawaiiKurasu]

Isn't it funny how people think swine flu is a huge problem and refuse to shake hands with people because of it, and meanwhile aids is a much bigger problem, but they still have unprotected sex? They should learn to recognise the real problems!

[KeyOfReason001]

@KawaiiKurasu You again, i see you everywhere.

[TheRightProject]

Nice try but you didn't had to put your mask on, you already look like a pig

[maci34ify]

Interesting

[M2gamer]

Nice try but Pigs can't sweat

[dutchbb1979]

roflol awesome mask

[ic069]

@lotmein20 Haha you probably got the shot, dumbass

[91TheKW91]

I got H1N1. It sucked but I can walk forwards and I'm not dead. Just coughed, had a 103 fever and felt like shit for a week.

[Skyler668]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA THE ENDING MADE ME SHIT MY PANTIES.

[foojuice101]

Media coverage of H1N1:

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! THIS IS THE NEXT BLACK PLAGUE!!! BOARD UP YOUR WINDOWS AND YOUR DOORS BECAUSE THE SWINE FLU IS OUT THERE!!!"

Real life:

"I have the Swine Flu. Meh, I'll just go to the doctor and take some medecine then I'll be better. in no time."

Stupid media. Always making things seem bigger than they really are. :|



[wilddanny1andjessie]

i had swine flu :(

[TheSilentmodemusic]

@wilddanny1andjessie hahahahahaha

[wilddanny1andjessie]

@TheSilentmodemusic it was actually kind of fun.I got to miss a week of school and play video games! lol :)

[Gollumz]

@lotmein20

Go suck a swine, you whiner.

[Gollumz]

This actually made me laugh. Because the fucking vaccines were a hoax you dumbasses!

[ChelseaHerself]

I just want to say, to all the people that complained about this video, and to all the people who commented saying that someone they know is being hospitalized:

Get a sense of fucking humor. It's a fucking joke. Nobody on the Internet actually cares that your relative is in the hospital.

[KeyOfReason001]

@ChelseaHerself Wow, you are heartless. This wasn't funny.

[ChelseaHerself]

@KeyOfReason001 You pretty much summed me up in one word, you can fuck off now and whine to someone else because I don't give a crap if you think this was funny or not.

Get a sense of humor.

[KeyOfReason001]

@ChelseaHerself Hahaha, i sry. I was letting my anger takeover again. Humor, there was none in this video.

[GordonFr33man]

Very funny =D It seems like you have a swine flu and zombie infection combination. But dont worry, that's better than taking a shot which might reducde the general immune system of humanity.

[SharkRiverFilms]

WHAT THE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[graphattic]

TJ, you bastard, you had gotten this right from the beginning. :)

[InFlamesAddictive]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[webnothing]

H1N1 is actually very dangerous for the elderly and the weak.

I like you TheAmazingAtheist on other subjects but this video is stupid.

I current;y have a relative in hospital suffering from partial liver failure because of the swine flu and this person is only 40 years old. He is in Australia at the moment. We have an epidemic at the moment, something that our own government isn't disclosing to the public. Queensland is getting hit hardest.

[wakawakacody]

@webnothing If you think about it, how many people die a day from hunger, war, disasters, cancer and other illnesses. Then compare that to how many people died or got sick from the swine flu its like 7 million to 1.... The swine flu was bad but it shouldn't of had that much publicity.

[morningmusumefan]

Am I the only one who got pretty startled when the pig head first showed up? I did not see that coming.

[yukki24]

win.

[Gameboykd]

there is a bakery that makes pig shaped cookies and i usually call them swine flu cookies. ill just come up to the counter and say HEY I WANT SOME SWINE FLU COOKIES!! and they will ask what they are. i point at the piggy cookies and they laugh their asses off.

[TheBrennz1]

were is the top of your head?

[patty6212]

@TheBrennz1 He was wearing a black beany that was just a poor choice in backrounds on his part

[cure4atheism]

My Life Before Islam [Rape in the United States]

According to United States Department of Justice document Criminal Victimization in the United States, there were overall 191,670 victims of rape or sexual assault reported in 2005.[16] Only 16% of rapes and sexual assaults are reported to the police (Rape in America: A Report to the Nation. 1992).[

[discolim0nade]

@cure4atheism want me to kill you so you can go to heaven faster?

[smartbro678]

thunderfoots?

[Gameboykd]

@smartbro678 yes thund3rf00t.

[Monobob74]

.....hold me

[stryderzer0]

R.I.P amazing athiest

[LegendaryZody]

You're fucking insane! lmao I love it!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

swine flu? most over-dramatised pathogen ever

oh yeah you know when it was going to be MUCH worse when the second strain came around during winter? EPIC FAIL

[Exaryez]

@GoldenbanjoDJ Hah, I wonder what flu will come out this year!

[GoldenbanjoDJ]

@Exaryez

lol well we've had bird flu and swine flu. maybe ant flu x

[bMoney9292]

You look like Kurt Cobain's fat, retarded, untalented older brother.

[JadedVII]

@bMoney9292 Well, looking is different than actually being.

[iPhap]

This video is strangely appropriate considering the outcome of the whole swine-flu ordeal.

[dailycondiments]

AHAHAHAHH Sub thunderfoot PLEASE he is the answer

[Fooksalt]

Why the hell was this a related video while I was watching "Eric Cartman Interview On NPR" ?

[ClaW177]

I see no difference.

[walt2507]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaah