The day sega breaks there contract with Microsoft nintendo and Sony is the day of he'll for them all the day sega unleashes There mighty system that will put them on #1 they will unleash a system with many things new games and many great
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segata sanshiro > jesus(dying for sega's sins is more important) captain falcon(can't get knee in time) chuck norris(chuck ain't shit compared to him) masterchief(probaly force halo into sega's control)
Contrary to popular belief, Segata Sanshiro was not killed in the missle explosion. Upon landing back on Earth, he enters hiding, waiting for the moment he is needed. He secretly protects Sega from the shadows, waiting for his moment to return. And that day is coming.
Segata Sanshiro should come back from the dead and punch Sega on the face. The Latest Sonic Games are failing the whole company and he didn't like it.
Ok SEGA might be making some mistakes lately but Sonic Unleashed was a huge comeback! I haven't seen a true Sonic game since Sonic Adventure on Dreamcast! Don't be unfair!
The werehog missions were longer instead of more pure Sonic action but that was the whole concept a different side of Sonic without leaving the fast paced and colorful action outside. The 2D parts were absolutely wonderfull the 3D parts were Sonic! and the rest of the game was looking like Sonic Adventure. The werehog parts should be shorter for sure but don't you see that it was the first Sonic attempt after years that really shows something? If not look no more cause you will never see it.
Chuck Norris doesnt exercise on machines, he exercises the machine. You shouldnt say that about chuck norris .... Chuck norris knows where everyone lives.
Who the fuck are you calling a 'fat karate wannabe'? The guy isn't even fat, and he's FAR from being a wannabe, being that he's actually a martial arts expert.
These commercial for the Sega Saturn were so much better and funnier than the flashy American crap... why did they just show these in the States? It could have probably done better than the confusing, horrible campaign everywhere in the world!
Sega is no more, their tyranny is over. Segata Sanshiro has moved on to new masters, honing his skills until he can challenge his arch-nemesis, Chuck Norris, for dominance over the universe.
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Segata Sanshiro. Santa-san. Baseball professional. Soccer God. Zombie slayer. Club stylist. A true lady killer. Master of the Dragon Force and... dragons.
Don't you remember the shining force commercial? He made 100's of himself, and only one perished in the blast.
Tsukasamacleod 1 week ago
After seeing all 20 ads, my life goal is to buy a Saturn
MalvinasArgentinas96 2 weeks ago
He need to return and he need help Sega... Only he have ultra top secret plans of new NEXT-GEN console from Sega!
ZwirzPL 4 weeks ago
LONG LIVE SEGATA SANSHIRO RAISE THE BANNERS FOR THE WARRIOR KING AMONG THE GODS!!!
Henbot 1 month ago
The day sega breaks there contract with Microsoft nintendo and Sony is the day of he'll for them all the day sega unleashes There mighty system that will put them on #1 they will unleash a system with many things new games and many great
wiikid41 2 months ago
RIP Segata Sanshiro
WockesZero 3 months ago
Four people are mistaken in thinking that Segata Sanshiro is dead.
lordofark 11 months ago
Why does the music sound like Hans Zimmer(namely from movie Crimson Tide)?
JAhU00 11 months ago
Segata died, right? But he advertised Rambo in 2008..
So is he a zombie? An epic zombie..
TheEscapedBalloon 1 year ago
@TheEscapedBalloon he never died. he's better than chuck norris
dcxpat 7 months ago
Best. Commercials. EVER
AKATSUKIComics 1 year ago
this is EPIC!
509GAMER 1 year ago
...because he's Segata Sanshiro and he fights for the sega saturn!
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unbelievablehysteria 1 year ago
Go Segata Sanshiro, Go!
TheSegafrogz 1 year ago
If Segata Sanshiro had a show, this would be the intro to it.
sonicfan966 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro is waiting to pull a Spirits style Riderman.
GenkiandSekalo 1 year ago
Where he throws the guy and makes him explode is the greatest thing ever.
Dudecakes 1 year ago
segata sanshiro is the hero of my childhood
actionfleet 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro ! Segata Sanshiro ! Seeeegata (SATURN...er, no, wait) SANTA SHIROOO !
RagnarokDhana 1 year ago 2
he just make a man explode
JORITOloquendo 1 year ago
if we got these commercials sega wouldve outsold sony no doubt
SupremeDominator 1 year ago
Did he just beat up some kids cause they were going outside to play? Badass.
Koolkitties 1 year ago 6
segata sanshiro > jesus(dying for sega's sins is more important) captain falcon(can't get knee in time) chuck norris(chuck ain't shit compared to him) masterchief(probaly force halo into sega's control)
silentazian 1 year ago 2
gasp he.. hes back
bhgameman 1 year ago
We are not worthy
machina21 2 years ago
Almost like a EPIC MOVIE TRAILER!
MeleeSonic3200 2 years ago
"Segata Sanshiro, Segata Sanshiro, Seeegaaaataaaaa....!(8)
kaze288 2 years ago
now i want to play his game -___-
Slaughter619 2 years ago
He's like one of the greatest video game heroes of all time, and he doesn't even have a game- oh wait he does!
SkyGuy473 2 years ago 11
If only he did a henshin... he'd still be around.
copyeye16 2 years ago 3
if segata sanshiro had made the commercials of dreamcast in US, i'm sure that dreamcast would sold a lot better
MyraiTrunks 2 years ago 80
@MyraiTrunks Or some soccermom would have bitched and complained to have the commercials removed because their too violent.
Lightspeeds 1 year ago
@MyraiTrunks Segata sold the saturn...
s41793 6 months ago
Contrary to popular belief, Segata Sanshiro was not killed in the missle explosion. Upon landing back on Earth, he enters hiding, waiting for the moment he is needed. He secretly protects Sega from the shadows, waiting for his moment to return. And that day is coming.
Garrettheparrot 2 years ago 157
You mean the same day Sega fires and destroys the thing that told them to discontinue the Dreamcast?
MakeDamnSure21 2 years ago 3
@Garrettheparrot or it's just one of his Clones.
conradojavier 1 year ago
@Garrettheparrot : Don't be ridiculous. He was killed off in that explosion. He died with his namesake the Sega Saturn
modewr 1 year ago
@modewr no he jumped off before it exploded
JoostRevo 1 year ago
@Garrettheparrot
You made my day, a year ago though.
Keikuina 1 year ago
@Garrettheparrot So, what you are saying is... Segata has most likely also kicked some sense into Sonic Team to revive sonic's glory?
vampstudios 1 year ago
@vampstudios That eould explain why everyones saying Sonic Colors is epic.
squeege57 11 months ago
@Garrettheparrot Segata Sanshiro is going to stop 2012.
fierothehedgehog 10 months ago
@Garrettheparrot Im predicting SEGA will rejoin the Console race and Sanshiro's lagacy will return!
Zapinc9 9 months ago
@Garrettheparrot
nope nope nope
modshroom 9 months ago
@Garrettheparrot
That day was the Kamen Rider OOO movie.
MaximumSpiderMvC 6 months ago
@Garrettheparrot Explain Sonic 06 then!
WatcherPrime 2 weeks ago
SEGATA SANSHIRO SEGATA SANSHIRO !!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA so awesome
kingoftheswing000 2 years ago
SEGA SATAAN... SHIRO!
tehpwnzorbobz 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro v.s. Chuck Norris
ACGUY15 2 years ago
Holy shit... The fucking battle of the century...
superfly98 2 years ago
chuck norris goes BOOM!
lukesmall1 2 years ago
too lopsided, it'd have to be
Segata Sanshiro vs. Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Bruce Lee, Master Chief, and Jesus.
There... NOW it's a fair fight
brickwall34 2 years ago 11
no it's not, Chuck and the gang would STILL need help to even the odds against Segata Sanshiro!!!
theninjaweirdo 2 years ago 2
They'd need Steven Seagal.
noun12345 2 years ago
still not enough
MAYBE with Darth Vader, but thats a big maybe
theninjaweirdo 2 years ago
You forgot Captain Falcon, Kenshiro and Duke Nukem.
Lioyd1rving 2 years ago
Duke Nukem would never make it there in time
noxnamexguy 2 years ago 17
god he's taking "Forever"
prinbillbroz 1 year ago 2
@Lioyd1rving Kenshiros the greatest >:O
brennant 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro > Everyone
TruckingPirateXD 2 years ago 7
Segata Sanshiro should come back from the dead and punch Sega on the face. The Latest Sonic Games are failing the whole company and he didn't like it.
Blackgaia02 2 years ago
Segata Sanshiro returned.
He was hanging with the Booth Babes at the Japanese Release of the Rambo Arcade game.
Invincnerd 2 years ago
Ok SEGA might be making some mistakes lately but Sonic Unleashed was a huge comeback! I haven't seen a true Sonic game since Sonic Adventure on Dreamcast! Don't be unfair!
sybnios 2 years ago
No it wasn't. The running missions were too short and those Werehog mssions were too long, and all you did was mash buttons.
Mutough 2 years ago
The werehog missions were longer instead of more pure Sonic action but that was the whole concept a different side of Sonic without leaving the fast paced and colorful action outside. The 2D parts were absolutely wonderfull the 3D parts were Sonic! and the rest of the game was looking like Sonic Adventure. The werehog parts should be shorter for sure but don't you see that it was the first Sonic attempt after years that really shows something? If not look no more cause you will never see it.
sybnios 2 years ago
Exactly.
TwiIitChaos 2 years ago
Me Too
birthdaybrian 2 years ago
wow thats scary
tigerx200 3 years ago
They should use the Techniques of Japanese Advertisement in the West. This is great!!!
kentafication 3 years ago 8
I love the translation "play until your fingers break" LMAO!
revoltix 3 years ago
play sega or he'll beat your kids...simple and to the point.
masteriansun 3 years ago 3
OMFFFFF, the exploding body throw attack!
TekLok 3 years ago
Chuck Norris a 60 year old guy doing exercise equipment commercials.
He's no viscous fighter, he's a viscous old fart with no potential.
dougd1015 3 years ago 7
Chuck Norris doesnt exercise on machines, he exercises the machine. You shouldnt say that about chuck norris .... Chuck norris knows where everyone lives.
smggangster 3 years ago 6
Chuck Norris is an old man doing tread mill commercials.
That guy got his ass kicked by a 4 foot Asian guy.
Sorry, but he isn't so high and mighty and everyone's Caucasian father would have liked us to believe.
dougd1015 3 years ago
@smggangster
Chuck Norris'es "Powers" are only things people say.
with segata, you see him throw someone and Explode. TWICE.
And if he knows everything and where everyone lives, Let Chuck come... i will break his bones because his facts annoy me.
JSHADOWM 1 year ago
Segata Sanshiro will kick your ass if you don't obey the great Sega!
dougd1015 3 years ago 4
Include Don Chuck Norris!!
sebadelavega 3 years ago
So this is where Hanz Zimmerman got inspired to make his "mutiny" soundtrack...
Come on, don't tell me those two songs aren't uncanny similar.
piip4 3 years ago 2
Okay, I got the name very wrong. It's "Hans Zimmer". Check out his "mutiny" track or better yet, "Roll Tide" and you'll recognize the melody.
piip4 3 years ago
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i swear to god this video is like demented....why'd his head explode when he hit the ground PLZ!!! EXPLAIN!
TimeTrial555 3 years ago
It's from an ad for Bomberman. COMPRENDE!
uraeus 3 years ago
i swear to god this video is like demented....why'd his head explode when he hit the ground PLZ!!! EXPLAIN!
TimeTrial555 3 years ago
don't need explanation, it is Japanese.
evilLeif87 3 years ago 2
good point....lol ironic thing is im going 2 japan XD
TimeTrial555 3 years ago
BEAT UP THOSE STUPID PS1 FANS YAY
hollerritter 3 years ago 5
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A sega saturn advert or a video campaigning against fat karate wannabes? You decide!
retrolee 4 years ago
Who the fuck are you calling a 'fat karate wannabe'? The guy isn't even fat, and he's FAR from being a wannabe, being that he's actually a martial arts expert.
Idiot.
KurosanNitebird 3 years ago
Yeah, except i was talking about the guy who exploded.
Sorry if i didn't specify who i was talking about in the last comment that i wrote ages ago and lost interest in.
retrolee 3 years ago
These commercial for the Sega Saturn were so much better and funnier than the flashy American crap... why did they just show these in the States? It could have probably done better than the confusing, horrible campaign everywhere in the world!
jjchipol 4 years ago 8
True, but then again, EarthBound's US campaign was just as equally as terrible.
"This Game Stinks! It's like living in your Gym Socks!"
"Yeeeaah... Not buyin' that."
KomaruMedare 2 years ago
this is classic man, love japanese
marlonsolis 4 years ago 3
SEGA-TA SANSHIRO, SEGA-TA SANSHIRO! SEGA SA-TA-DA...SHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRO! OMG...this is still classic. Best. Mascot. Ever.
cbaldwinjr 4 years ago 3
ok.
yes. greatest mascot on the face of the earth.
brilliant
Thecurbstomper 4 years ago
at 00:26 I was in stitches of laughter xD
sketchturner88 4 years ago
SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!
matttheman597 4 years ago 2
That. Was. Brilliant. ^_^
SailorStarDust 4 years ago
How is it that Japan isn't filled with obese children still playing Sega Saturn out of fear of Segata Sanshiro attacking them?
mishona 4 years ago
Sega is no more, their tyranny is over. Segata Sanshiro has moved on to new masters, honing his skills until he can challenge his arch-nemesis, Chuck Norris, for dominance over the universe.
looker999997 4 years ago
Did... did he throw a man and make him explode?
Zefnex 4 years ago 4
It was part of a Bomberman commercial.
cloudfinal22 4 years ago
This is awesome.
He pretends to be Santa, then beats up little children when they sit on him.
MechaSoul 4 years ago
He's NO Micheal Jackson Wannabe, He's an Asskicker.
conradojavier 3 years ago 4
wow his machine is huge (or he's super small) i would never buy a game console that is so disproportional to me
initialxy 4 years ago
hey, you are not segasantashiro!, hahaha.
carnagerie 4 years ago
This guy is awesome and a half... twice.
Ravalin 4 years ago 2
Say what you will about sega saturn but, this commercial is epic.
mazx9999 4 years ago 4
I want to try his game some day.
DoctorScissors 4 years ago 2
Also he did the Japenese voice of Ryo's father too.
HyperSonicXtreme 4 years ago
This is the Japanese Chuck Norris
omgwtfbbqking 4 years ago 4
marketing genius, how did it fail!?!?!?!
c0unterph0bia 4 years ago 2
It's America's fault this sort of ad campaign would have never flown with the population because
1. He beats up children
2. He beats up children because they are not playing enough video games
Other than that Segata Sanshiro is an epic badass :P
Zoness1 4 years ago
that white one looks way better
MikeGarwood93 4 years ago 2
man why did Karate Guy beat up those little kids??? looked like they were going to little league
dl1v45 4 years ago
They weren't playing Sega Saturn!
tttHoLiC 4 years ago
oh i hope Karate Man doesnt come after me !! i havent played Sega Saturn in a few years lol
dl1v45 4 years ago
Actually, Segata Sanshiro was using judo techniques against those baseball kids and dancers.
6arcsn1sky 4 years ago
1998?!
Doublewid3 4 years ago
This guy reminds me Ryo Hazuki's father from Shenmue
trickassnoob 4 years ago
haha
Citille 4 years ago
BECAUSE HE IS
powerfox112 4 years ago 2
LOL!!!
MikeGarwood93 4 years ago
lol japanese
gunther15 4 years ago
at 50:00 SEGA SATAN !!!!!!!
denihusic 4 years ago
denihusic said:
at 50:00 SEGA SATAN !!!!!!!
That's how the Japanese say Saturn
tonberry97m 4 years ago
@denihusic
There is no 50:00.
mariodude8989211 10 months ago
ROFLMAO @ 0:26!!! LOLOLOL
sowutifmahsnsux 4 years ago
Why was he beating up kids? lol
LimeGhost117 4 years ago
Exactly what i was thinking, he wasn't provoked or anything XD
abhitron 4 years ago
becoz they werent playing Sega Saturn
sowutifmahsnsux 4 years ago 3
Haha,great one :D.
Rave922 4 years ago
Awesome vid! :D
Check out segasaturn*co*uk :)
mickaka 4 years ago
1. they should of kept sonic their mascot during the SAT dayz
2. love that song
3. evil man
4. japanese saturns looked cooler
5. these ads looked like they were made in the 80s
and 6. HIII!!!
miiwii93 4 years ago
Anybody that fails to see the humour in these adverts needs a good dose of Python...
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gs68 4 years ago
on of the greatest video game systems for RPG fans ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
gintoki583 4 years ago
XD SEGATA SANSHIRO!!!!!!!!! XD
niyooh 4 years ago
Segata Sanshiro (if thats hes name) is my hero
NESHero 4 years ago 3
pwnage
Ihaveareallycoolname 4 years ago
I cant stop laughing at the part he bashes the controller!
rivalta 4 years ago 2
Shit that was the most awesome thing i have seen all day.
NashiNashii 4 years ago 2
cant stop laughing. cant breathe.
lukeves 4 years ago
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No wonder the Saturn flopped.
Their mascot was a fat, middle aged Ryu impersonator.
Sure, Mario was pot bellied. And yea, he looks kind of like a rapist with that 70s porno moustache. But hey, that's what makes him so cool!
HurtingYourFeelings 4 years ago
what the fuck?
MikeGarwood93 4 years ago
he looks a bit like Masutatsu Oyama
linbeilinbei16 5 years ago
In Japan they beat up kids who go outside to play... Hell yeah!
Thompe0 5 years ago
Segata Sanshiro. Santa-san. Baseball professional. Soccer God. Zombie slayer. Club stylist. A true lady killer. Master of the Dragon Force and... dragons.
Defender of Sega. A man among men.
Live in your world, die in his.
cjiwakura 5 years ago 4
He is the king of kings <3
chaheese 5 years ago
Segataaaa Sanshirooooo~
Setzytb 5 years ago
man hes a badass!
rockmanjoey 5 years ago
also try FUJIOKA Hiroshi is the same person :)
diesel99 5 years ago
sweet. gotta lov those crazy japs:)
captainnintendo 5 years ago