Story time - being calm can be scary

[deathroll20]

When the screen goes red, Angry almost looks like the devil hahahaha, but for a guy like that to be freaked out by that response he must have been the showoff type with no back bone and his mates must have been the type to suck-up to those types and when the showoff gets into shit, the leave him....this is the hardest i have laughed for a long time to show those stupid (pathetic) people what they are really like on the insade.

[AngryAussie]

@deathroll20 This was a weird glitch that too me a while to solve

[mandowarrior123]

Screw youtube skipping video i didnt ask for that! you know where i meant to leave my comments.

[AngryAussie]

@mandowarrior123 I was gonna say you seemed to comment on the wrong video

[mandowarrior123]

there was broken glass on the floor and it had to be removed. oh and i stapled my thumb once, that hurt. its also embarrassing so i removed it myself. leaves small wounds that heal quickly so thats okay. in fact ive never had anything SERIOUS, but it happens often i guess.

[mandowarrior123]

i guess i have been ill a good few times with stuff but you cant really call that an injury though? oh i did get 1st degree burns from the sun when i went on holiday, (takes me a few minutes to burn, was in it hours) got to the room was shaking violently my dad got me under the shower and poured the icyest cold water (felt with my hand which was unburn it was acctually pretty hot) and after i passed out. lots of skin came off in the ensuing days. oh and on holiday one time in a room,

[mandowarrior123]

my worst injury was probably when i was a toddler my sister slammed a desk (old fashioned one with a compartment in so the desk acts as a lid) down on my thumb, probably because i wanted to see her desk and shes an evil girl >:> and broke it. probably just a fracture or something. oh and i opened a draw but in sprung out and landed on my big toe edge first like a guillotine but it was just a fracture. thank god for untidiness and trainers and such underneath breaking its fall.

[PersonalVibes]

my mate had a lightening bolt shaved on the side of his head the other day, its pretty cool

[AngryAussie]

@PersonalVibes Sounds good

[lazerweb]

mate, your vids are excellent, but you gotta do something about the awful sound quality!

[AngryAussie]

Who knew someone working alone with zero budget could have technical difficulties?

[lazerweb]

yeah...got it...i'm with you mate.

[mandowarrior123]

@lazerweb  they didnt have technology in the 00's xD

[Ocoton]

most people like that are posers =/

[AngryAussie]

Yes they are

[vickiormindyb]

I'm a paramedic, and I almost never see calmness.

Especially when I'm getting ready to give patients an I.V.

IDK why people are so scared of something that's going to help them, but half of them have to pass out b4 I can start the damn I.V.

The worst case was a guy of football player dimension, who refused the I.V. and said he'd hit me if I put it in him.

I said I'm not going to put it in him then.

I had to call for police aid, b/c he got violent anyway.

I can't believe so many men act this way.

[AngryAussie]

Most people hate the idea of needles or IVs

[kachingwe3]

I love scaring people and creeping people out who I don't like. I'll act incredibly calm and friendly, but say the most ludacris things! I know I sound horrible for doing so, but it's always good for a laugh. Post some more storytimes soon, Angryaussie. They're always really awesome!

[AngryAussie]

Story time is fun time.

[whitecrystal14]

Story time FTW

[AngryAussie]

Maybe time for a new storytime :)

[Darien500]

lol you scared off a guy whos taller wish i could do that lol

[AngryAussie]

It's all in the attitude

[vickiormindyb]

I have a British friend named Andrew.

He always says, "Top of the morning" to me.

I try to look like I know what he's talking about and say "Yeah. You too."

I don't know what the heck made me think of that.

I get freaky when I'm dead-ass tired. : P

[AngryAussie]

Top of the morning is a very Irish thing to say.

[CanaanSGl]

being freaky is the best part of the day

[AngryAussie]

Freaky is always fun

[cozbox3]

ahh dude im usally loving ya vid but the music (n)

[AngryAussie]

I experimented with music a few times. The experiments didn't always work.

[schme1440]

I love Angry Aussie but I cant listern to the whole vid as the music is too loud to hear what your talking about. Its an old vid so you prob dont give a s**t. Still the rest of it is great.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[deathreverent93]

no offense but i'll pass on ever trying this

i think id get the shit knocked outta me

[AngryAussie]

It's amazing the effect it has

[Protectorett]

I do that. A lot. Its fun yeah. But i experiment a bit with it. Like the strained voice saying 'I will leave you now, befor the personality supressants stop working' which gives the message 'If i wasn't drugged up i will knock you out cold motherfucker' the quiet calm one word at a time approach while sitting crouched on a chair and staring at someone blankly and wide eyed. You give the message 'You just sit there calmly...I'm watching you asshole...when you turn your back...I will kill you...'

[AngryAussie]

It's fun to freak people out!

[Protectorett]

Yeah. My personal favourite is when i walk in wearing these like homemade knuckle dusters which i made for a bit of fun staring like i mentioned befor and walk up to someone and saying 'You may want to give back the stuff you stole...Or else...You may have a rather painful and completely unavoidable accident...On Railway lines...' Which pratically screams 'Run and hide asshole, cause i'm gonna kill you even if you give it back...'

[121Swaleskid]

well done for sticking up for yrself dude

[AngryAussie]

I always do :)

[ROXASnoXIII]

lol you nice comment ada, and good vid angry

[121Swaleskid]

sorry? do i know you?!

(nom)

[ROXASnoXIII]

lol adam...lol

how would i know your msn?

your real last name(thomas)

and the fact that we both find tyrant unbelievably annoying xD

also(not advertising) otg has DMC4 vids up noz!!!

[121Swaleskid]

im watching them atm :p

[1994cg]

lol i love going to a Towny pub all dressed up in my rm Williams, cowgirl, whip cracking, horse ridden, rum skulling gear. and they all stare at you like wtf????? especially when we rev the utes and run the convoy circle work.

[AngryAussie]

hahahah you troublemaker! :D

[1994cg]

yeh

[TheTallBeverage]

the same thing happened to me only I had my hair over my eyes. And the music really made the story funny.

[AngryAussie]

It's fun to scare people.

[Dzillaa]

I have GOT to use something like that sometime. The amount of times stupid people have said stupid stuff to me, and I've never had a decent comeback!...Well...besides "Yeah, she said you were shit too."

[AngryAussie]

Sometimes the least aggressive comeback can have the biggest effect.

[Daye04]

How come Scarlett is allways a couple of weeks ahead of me in comments? Damn it. I should started this marathon a month ago ...

Anyway .. Love that story =D

[AngryAussie]

Just started ahead of you :)

[Daye04]

Yes .. Exactly why I should have done this a month ago =P

[ScarlettKitsune]

My sister does that all the time. She does freaky really well. Everybody who doesn't know her and has pissed her off is scared of her. XD I love my little sister. ^^

[AngryAussie]

Scaring people is fun.

[Doomedlight]

LOL

[deathreverent93]

i would be scared shitless too the way u said it was just like u would expect a CRAZY MASS MURDER of saying it!!!!

[AngryAussie]

That was the vibe I was going for.

[Lavenderrose73]

It DID look like he got a point across, but...

AA, sorry, I couldn't make out what it was you said to them. Stay calm. Yes, note taken. Guess it's not only useful when I'm about to jump out of a plane. Who knows, maybe I'll encounter my former stepmother again one day... but I HOPE NOT!

[wmpiam]

I'm an inch taller than Angry Aussie (makes me feel happy...) Keep on being short like me friend :)

[AngryAussie]

hahahahaha shortarses unite!

[wmpiam]

EXACTLY!!!! hmm now to think of the "shortass salute...)

[isshiahluk]

i'm five foot seven...damn.

oh and people reckon i have scary eyes...so i just stare at someone one when i'm pissed off.

[AngryAussie]

The scary eyes thing works!

[mowen4567]

lol @ the t-shirt....so evil

[AngryAussie]

Evil nerd humour!

[TheCoffeeGrind]

Ah. I love your stories, Angry! I hope you make more :P Please, oh please, make more soon x3

[AngryAussie]

I gues I'm due for another story time actually.

[qertvbnpop1]

lol, i just realized u said 6 inches taller, and 20 kilos heaver. do u often mix metric with US systems in Australia?

[TheCoffeeGrind]

I'm not sure if this is correct but I think that height is a little easier to do in feet and inches so that might be why. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, any Aussies, here.

[TheCoffeeGrind]

Oh, and of course I mean human height, that is :P

[AngryAussie]

It's easier for me.

[qertvbnpop1]

lol, i just realized u said 6 inches taller, and 20 kilos heaver. do u often mix metric with US systems in Australia?

[AngryAussie]

In terms of height I always think in feet and inches and in terms of weight I always think in kg. I don't know if that makes me weird.

[RyokushinYuroshima]

It's a good song. Maybe it's just my attention span--but I think the song's a bit too loud and it seems like you're screaming over the music. (I'm sure you just edited it in, but still), maybe it's just my attention, again but it seems a bit different. Love the story--good song.

[AngryAussie]

I did miss the sound up a bit on this.

[fordorama1]

You like this song dont you?

[AngryAussie]

Yes I do.

[TheJayEffect]

Love the quality in this one!

[AngryAussie]

It was fun playing with the effects.

[G0ingc0mmand0]

haha yes the little guy wins!!

[AngryAussie]

Lucky for me!

[enseign]

the ones who run their mouth are usually all bark and no bite. the ones that mind their own business, but snap when provoked are usually the ones to never piss off. if the dogs barking, no worries. But if he's quiet and turns when you get to close, run like hell.

[AngryAussie]

That was the theory that seemed to work in my favour.

[incabulos]

Mental warfare...nice. Not my preferred method, but I'm a big guy.

[AngryAussie]

I'm a little guy :)

[roflatyourlife]

'and i freaked him the fuck out!' i dont have to say once again a nice quote, because you already know that lol. it is prety weird when you calm, lol in a good way, ah well i would hate to make YOU calm lol

[AngryAussie]

It's usually a warning sign.

[JokerRose]

uh.....hard to understand with the music

[AngryAussie]

Who said I was supposed to make your life easy? ;)

[JokerRose]

i did lmmfao

[suonatar1]

I read some of the comments - almost everybody critisized your sound, but nobody wants you to reupload the video.

I guess we just reprimend you, because we love you :)

[AngryAussie]

It's good to know people care enough to make the comments.

[Kekzor1337]

Haha it's hard to understand australian

[Kekzor1337]

Haha it's hard to understand australian

[AngryAussie]

That strange foreign language - australian!

[RainbowsOnLegs]

I love your videos--calm or not.

[AngryAussie]

I'm glad they work for you :)

[RainbowsOnLegs]

Haha. Me too.

[Elaina43]

HeHEE!!! Good for you!!

[AngryAussie]

It was good :)

[shikishinobi]

Oh, it was only the cold talk? I thought you were possessed by demons and gave him the freaky read eyes and scary deep voice. No matter. Still a good story.

[AngryAussie]

I was embellishing the look and sound for the video ;)

[shikishinobi]

I know, I'm just playing with your video ideas.

[conmech]

lol. Can hardly hear the voice because of the music...

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, my bad.

[meoka2368]

Probably works better than laughing hysterically at him.

[AngryAussie]

I don't think that would have worked out well.

[meoka2368]

Yeah. Less chance of success/survival.

[revelcmai]

Nice. I'm doing stuff like that to my hair currently. Giving them a response that they don't expect can usually catch them off guard. Best way to make them think about what just rolled out of their idiot orifice.

[AngryAussie]

When they don't know you, you can freak them out.

[rnb8220]

Interesting stories you got there. What's up with the blotchy sound

I'm a LOST crazy fan. I bet if you grew your hair out & let your facial hair go a bit crazy you'd look just like the character of Desmond.

heh heh...sorry. Don't hurt me Mr. Angry

St. Patty's day story was interesting. So big guys came & did stuff. sounds good.

[AngryAussie]

I don't watch Lost so I don't know who you're talking about :)

[rnb8220]

oh...the actor Henry Ian Cusick. A little hair growth & thicker beard & a whole lot of saying "Brother" in a Scottish accent would make you seem just like that character.

You should catch some LOST on DVD...U just might get addicted. Start from S1 of course & go all the way through to s3. I think U just might like it. If not it would actually be a really good topic for an angry rant.

[AngryAussie]

I might get around to watching it on DVD one day :)

[HalfScottishGuy]

haha, freaking people out is fun. =P

the music was slightly to loud i think... i kept thinking *go and pause itunes* but then i remembered it was in the video, haha

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, the music is a failed experiment.

[HalfScottishGuy]

it would have been better a bit softer... or maybe lyrical music just doesn't work well as background music for videos, i dunno

[AngryAussie]

Live and learn.

[Kaciunkaaa]

haha, "THANKS, IM REALLY GLAD YOU LIKED IT..." Niiice mann! :]

[AngryAussie]

I think he took it as a threat.

[killert00thbrush]

haha. awesome. =P I love that, when people you wouldn't expect to stand up to "big guys" do... =P

Sad sound. =(

[AngryAussie]

Sometimes, confidence is all it takes.

[killert00thbrush]

^^ yup. It also helps that those kind of people aren't used to being talked back to, so they get a bit of a shock.

[angelfang]

haha ive totally done that before...ive always been a weirdo getting weird looks. and sometimes if you just stare at them really scary they freak out lol. ooor you know occasionally push them into a locker when you get really fed up if they are mean everyday...but i only did that once.

[AngryAussie]

Every now and then you have to follow through!

[chiragrh91]

dude....Your awesome..keep the videos coming. oh yeah and by the way your sound quality is not so good at least in this video

[AngryAussie]

Thanks and yeah, I kind of screwed up the sound on this one.

[shannister]

p.s. anyone out there feeling the need to put green food colouring in their 14 month old child's sippy cup..resist the urge...trust me on this one..the outcome is NOT pretty

[AngryAussie]

AHAHAHAHHAHA gross!

[shannister]

I'm pretty loud and rant-y myself , but I have been told that when I turn slowly and look the person in the eyes and say nothing at all..it's f'in scary ;)

[AngryAussie]

It's a good technique.

[KickButtUnggoy]

Wow, nice! It's like me faking out all the really tall kids back in high school XD (I had a rep as an insane man....)

[AngryAussie]

An insane rep can be helpful.

[KaliSword]

LMAO!

[Montagraph]

What happened with your audio? It is so sharp!

[AngryAussie]

I was experimenting - it didn't really work.

[musicdcguy]

in Chicago on St. Patricks day the City dyes the main river through the city green.

[AngryAussie]

I've seen that in movies.

[musicdcguy]

its true. the river is green about all year round anyway, lol

[qertvbnpop1]

lol, well, glad those guys didn't kill you. and you should get a "checkerboard" haircut again, lol. i cant imagine what that would look like. must have "looked good"

[AngryAussie]

It looked good but it might cause problems at work these days.

[Hybridtheory2007]

lol great story, hilarious. That guy dropped his nuts.

Also, how old are you now, if I may ask?

[AngryAussie]

I'm 41 now.

[Hybridtheory2007]

You look pretty good for 41, though. Still have most of your hair, so that's a positive, haha.

[KlaxonCow]

Mr.Angry, the music was a bit loud.

Well, no, more precisely, the music wouldn't have been too loud, IF your microphone wasn't so crackly and echoing, making it hard to hear what you were saying sometimes.

But because it's not the greatest audio quality on the speech there, the music was RELATIVELY too loud and not helping the situation.

I did follow what you were saying, though, but I think you need to work on fixing that microphone's audio quality a little, maybe. :D

[AngryAussie]

I mihgt re-upload this without the music.

[bobcat1115]

Hahaha, that's just awesome.

[AngryAussie]

Thanks!

[tomonated]

Lol! Funny Story! And Old Hairdo!!!! Oh yeh btw of course if ur being calm u r goin to be scary. YOUR NAME IS ANGRYAUSSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngryAussie]

I got stuff to get angry about, don't worry.

[GoddessofBarefeet]

Yes the Iceman does work alot!!

great story..

[AngryAussie]

The crazy ones aren't always loud.

[asha3153]

haha that sounds like a really neat hair style...you should get it like that again :) lol

[AngryAussie]

I have to work for a living these days.

[Kynell]

NICE, it is so cool when things like that occur.

Funny story Aussie

[AngryAussie]

One of life's little victories.

[MokongX3M]

haha, pretty cool, and on Paddys Day no less, awesome...which reminds me this years Paddys Day is coming soon...i better start thinking of a video idea?

[AngryAussie]

Ya gotta do something for paddy's day!

[weirdstuffanimation6]

lmfao being calm is offten creepyer then being creepy oh yea nice tea-shiet it rocks

[AngryAussie]

The shirt got a few laughs at work.

[GreenFox59]

Ah yes, I love those moments. Great story, thanks for sharing. ^_^

[AngryAussie]

It was a special moment.

[ZSwordProductions]

You win. People have pissed me off like that as well, like when I wore a chicken bucket on my head to a concert. Story for another day.

[AngryAussie]

That sounds like quite a story.

[Dozzer]

*sighs* turn your music down hippy x_x

[AngryAussie]

Yeah, that didn't really work, did it?

[Dozzer]

lol i'm not a big fan on critiquing peoples editing skills, but i had to say something here lol. I did the same thing on one of my videos. It's ok to have a little background music, like classical or something, but anything with words in it, pretty much clashes with what your saying. I was having a hard time keeping up with what you said lol. And it seemed to be an interesting story too =P

[AngryAussie]

I think you're right - lesson learned.

[AngryAussie]

Story time is fun.

[RaketTH]

I generally like punking people out like that. It's good for laugh. Of course it doesn't always work for me, because I have a "minor" case of tourettes syndrome.

[AngryAussie]

I think if I'd been aggressive they would have killed me.

[RaketTH]

Tha's why it's better to punk them out.

[Zatiria]

Just another proof that intellect and charisma will always beat muscles. Well almost always.

BTW you might want to tune down a little your background music in your future videos as here it was sometimes difficult to hear what you were saying. But it's good video anyway. Keep up the good work!

[AngryAussie]

An occasional victory, anyway.

[RelaxedAussie]

lol proves that you can win without beating the crap out of them

[AngryAussie]

I certainly wouldn't have won if i'd tried to fight them.

[alexthymia]

not to be a douche.

but music with singing is a little distracting when you're watching a vid with someone talking.

great story though. ^.^