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  • I felt insulted when i saw that they place red blood on the octopus instead of blue. Then I remember the film I was watching and felt stupid by being so cientifical pretentious for this kind of movie.

  • boring

  • i saw this when i was 5 and new that it was a bad movie

  • This answers the question: What would happen if 8 year olds wrote screen plays?

  • Thats looking like an fantastic movie.

  • ;_;7

  • O.o i got to this part of YouTube again..

  • @lakewuahela wow your one of those guys

  • looks like the fucking squid wants to use the submarine as a dildo

  • wow.. amazing film .. best actors ever ..

  • this was terrible

  • Kill the director, PLSSSSSSSSS

  • it was a tie cause the shark bite a teacles then the squid crushed him

  • who won

  • we have a winner

  • Looks Shit. Too shit to be shit. It's just pure shit.

  • Apparently you control submarines with a single joystick.

  • 1:03

    

  • it is lame but at 1.03 bich slap

  • So you guys know what to Megalodon won this fight:) why did Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus: P

  • ah really its too lame and became worst because of the new version

    "scaredy shark vs crocodudeldu! !!!

  • that movie is cool bitch

  • The effects were bad, but at least it had an All-Star cast! :-()

  • So para vcs saberem o Megalodon Ganhou essa luta :) por isso fizeram Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus :P

  • It's true they were real but now extinced

  • MEGALODON NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • directed by micheal bay.....

  • this movie is so rtarded first of all its called a megladon shark and cracken. second of all the megladon shark would have whooped the crakens butt. (if it has one)

  • @bavideomaker29 i think the kracken would have won 8 legs is better than none

  • GIANT SHARK........NOOOO

  • Wow, a Spoiler Alert for this movie, really? Oh yeah, because if you get a spoiler about this movie before you get a chance to watch it, you will be SO DISSAPOINTED XD

  • that is one horny octopus lol

  • Squid Fail Strangle, Silence, GIGA HEADBUTT 1:14

  • I like this movie. its underground. They didnt have 175 million dollar budgit for special effects or Brad Pitt. if you dont like it dont watch it.

  • So..are thy making out in 0:51?

  • The ending would have been better if one of the dead octopuses tentacles got stuck to the mini sub and went down with them.

  • WE NEED THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC HERE STAT!!!

  • wow, this is some quality acting for sure! ;)

  • this movie should get an oscar and im getting married in two days

  • @intrax3000 congrats just don't fly anywhere, the shark might get your plane

  • None of them died. Because they drowned each other xD

  • lol

    

  • shark survives to face crocosaurus

  • i think shark will win because shark is strong morethan octupus

  • Snicker* *snort* HAHAHAHAHA!! But thumbs down.

  • so was it a draw???

    

  • can someone tell me how the octopus died?

  • @pilotdave1000 bled to death. the shark bit off a few of his tentacles

  • Crappy CGI!

  • so.... who won?

  • who won?

  • who will win now / shark or giant

  • говно

  • looooooool

  • Would have had more market value if the movie was named Godzilla verses Hentai tentacle monster.

  • @DarkWyvern100: that would being even worse nobody wants to see tentacle rape ewww xp.

  • 1:42 dude's face on the right.. he just realized how bad the movie is

  • pffft you dnd spoil anything cuz im not even going to watch this movie x.x

  • joystick controlled submarine? lol..

  • why didnt they just get bp in there and spill some mo'fucker oil, killing mega shit and giant Cocktopussy for ever

  • I think they should just chill out, invite Godzilla and all the other big monsters over and have a Mega Party!!!

  • THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  • greatest.movie.evar.

    

  • im laughing so hard right now, this is just terrible.

  • When the mega shark bit of two tentacles and all the blood came out, would it not make other sharks come there?

  • "you can't do that you'll kill us all!"

    "its too late now"

    Fine I'll just shut up now chill in the back then eh?

  • Who rights such beautiful literature?

  • lol sooo wtf happens

  • What complete crap......a woman would never be allowed to pilot a sub......

  • @1226mac You're just indirectly asking for thumbs up dude.

  • who won at the end people

  • i never watched this, and i want a spoiler, so both mega beasts died?

  • @aznkid1452

    SPOILER: Mega shark does not die...he comes back in the sequel "MEGA SHARK VS CROCOSAURUS" LOL

  • What a cool fight!

  • pause at 1:42, they don't look amused at all lol

  • this movie is so bad...it should have been named giant fail vs mega flop

  • @Imozep4Live u mean mega flop vs giant fail xD

  • shark win

  • irl mega shark wld pwn

  • wow how cheezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy but no offence to the actors

  • Each time the shark slammed it's face into the octopus it would've done something called a "bite" which would kill the squid.

  • @theepicguy13 There is a difference between a Octopus and a Squid. -.-

  • @JMLJ133 Ok, what is it? You're not making sense out of that.

    The megaladon's bite force is 40,000 PSI.

    Plus it has razor sharp teeth.

    And the megaladon did win it turns out.

    Theres a sequel called megaladon vs Crocosaurus.

  • the octopus won. U know the octopus has a Beak right... that crap can do a lot of damage.. and in comparison of size .. the octopus got a larger boos in size.

  • @assassinmachineps3 just look up shark vs octopus. In the vid I saw the octopus won :o

  • Better than avatar.

    

  • tell me again how the fuck does an octupus kill a fucking big ass mega shark

  • @assassinmachineps3 cause hes a giant octopus

  • the mega shark would bite the shit out of that octopus!

  • the shark one

  • All hail Mega shark

  • very scary

  • That little shark just got ate, dang nature, u scary!

  • @XsJeroen

    the shark survived cuz they made sequel named mega shark vs corcosaurus.

  • ...the trailer said 10 million, not 18 million....As if that even counts as a fail compared to the rest of this movie

  • the shark whould win

  • Sounds like someone is sucking soup the whole time hahaha

  • Let us remark the great variety of the actress' facial expressions...

  • This is just pure shit

  • Where can I hire this? Looks great!

  • how can she save her freind she/he is probaly already digested-.-

  • the octopus killed the shark first so the octopus won. thumb up is you agree

  • @ssonic116 No the shark won. There's a sequel called Mega Shark vs Crocosarus now.

  • @Oraclenexus2 maybe its a different mega shark

  • @Oraclenexus2 and you see at the end that the octopus had a good grip on the shark how can the shark escape from that.

  • @ssonic116 Because the movie failed biology forever? Don't try to figure out, and it's the same mega shark.

  • @Oraclenexus2 well i shouldnt be mad octopus owns shark in real life anyway

  • well thats 1 movie I'm never going to watch..

  • So the Octopus won?

  • Ed Wood would have been proud!

  • Michael Bay should do a remake it would fucking way better than these shity graffics.

  • lol they both died, fail, and teh scenes when the octopus attacks the shark, its the same thing, just from different angles and flipped around

  • lol they both died, fail

  • Looks like Plan 9 From Outer Space is having a run for it's (lack of ) money for the worst movie ever made. Especially with the airplane and bridge. This is sad! lol

  • everybody who wanted the shark to win he did cause the movie mega shark vs croc is the shark is the same 1 from this movie

  • they r making another movie about this its mega shark vs giant crocosouras they call the shark a megadom in the tailer it says it is over the shark is dead

  • @godofwar6511 Megalodon*

  • fail dude, the guy says 18 million years ago, but the trailer says 10 million years ago

  • @7H3H4K3R Yeah, it's because on the trailer it says they were frozen 10 million years ago, it just means that they were fighting for 8 millions years before that?

  • @7H3H4K3R Sometimes trailers do that

  • @7H3H4K3R maybe they didn't have enough money to write the number 8

  • @7H3H4K3R hahahaha. and you´re worried for that?!

  • wait who won!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @demoxdx they both died

  • That's so unrealistic... everyone knows dead animals float

  • if there were no shark and octopus It could be some porn movie trailer especially with this chick's mouth wide opened waiting to eat some black fat sausage I reckon

  • aah man!

    I wanted the shark to win!

  • that shark got SCREWED!

  • Look at the chick evertime it goes to her face it looks like she got a little to exited.. xD

  • go octopus

  • so they killed each other?

  • I love this movie!!!! I ran across Mega Piranha while looking for this movie, now I have two loves!!!!

  • "I knew they couldn't stay away from each other." Wait, so this was a love story the whole time?

  • @kingj2038 And it was beauty that killed the beast.

  • spoilers in this movie? lol NO

  • who won?

    

  • @marksietereales The shark, coz he's still alive in the sequel, "Mega Shark VS Crocosaurus"!

  • @marksietereales they pwned each other lol

  • Dear god thats such horrible acting! O my god i could do better than that haha! And i love how the old dude next to the chick is just a total stoner and doesnt look scared or worried at all.

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  • I watched the entire thing and in the end I still had no idea who the fuck won the damn 18-Million years long battle

  • did she save her friend?

  • poor acting

  • Please somebody put the complete movie plisssssssssssssssssss

  • they gave birth to sharktopus

  • look at lorenzo lamas he's like - OmG OMG WHERE"S MY RENEGADE BIKE!!!!!!!!!

  • If you think this is worst movie ever made wait until youve seen The Room by Tommy Wiseu

  • the most stupid movie made in history

  • This movie sucks, and are the shark and the octopus bigger than the Megalodon and the Kraken?...and if not then why they didn't name it "Megalodon vs Kraken"?

  • @anime4354

    Oh is wanna see it more with that title, lol not kidding either

  • @anime4354 That shark was twice the size of a plane. So yeah that rules out the Megalodon crap

  • Every night Mega Shark & Giant Octopus check under their bed for Chuck Norris.

  • @minamu8 LOL :P

  • was the only one who thinks the actors looked disgusted the whole time?

  • wtf like the octopus would have Won? in real life. bunch of bs

  • Lololol there are people who're looking for logic here

    Silly noobs

  • what the f*** was i just wathcing? i mean.. WHAT!?

    why in god's sea, would there be a fight beetween some giant octopus and a giant shark??????

    Power Rangers make more sense... and if the people got money for acting, im asking you guys.. how can the world still live with a gamesense? damn those people are such a noobs!! SH**!

  • These movies always make me laugh. I feel like it would be fun to act in them, 'cause you need absolutely no talent =P.

  • 2:08 Soooo... howz about that blow job eh?

  • She's mad! 00:15

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  • and thus sharktopus was born

  • "looks like they finished what they started 80 million years ago " ... HAHA ! what a shit hole of a movie xD !

  • that shark got OWNED

  • 'ell naw

  • who won was it the giant octopus

  • so where exactly is this ship theyre sitting in ....how can they just be watching there

  • This movies has a better plot than "genius" james cameron's "movies" titanic and avatar.

  • They're fucking.

  • how do they even see whats happening? they're in a sub...and it's dark underwater...reallly bad

  • You can just tell James Cameron is jealous of this film. Its pure genius, has a great plot, great visual effects and oscar nominated cast.... nah I'm kiddin its shit lmfao!!

  • with the name like Lamar how could they possibly lose?

    "I KNEWWWW they couldnt stay aawwwway from each other"

    *all shake head tiring to look shocked*

  • And still, that octopuss acta better than Lorenzo Lamas

  • wait who played mega shark

  • @luds3203 matt damon one of his more action based films :D

  • @whaheezy lol and giant octopus

  • @luds3203 amy winehouse :( didnt like the acting in her part.

  • Tentacle rape anyone?

  • Who's raping who?

  • al this spoiler needed was risc roll at the very end :)

    dumbest movie EVER

    Uwe boll is master director compared to this