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  • Image quality is terrible - and the video's fuzzy as well.

  • himself and andy thought they were 2 golden eggs with sky! thought wrong!!

  • rofl

  • whatta dick.

  • This is still absolute gold

  • richard keys is a G

    

  • Faroe Islands, Faroe who? exactly

  • I hate that horrible cunt.

  • Daft little ground? It's the Faroe Islands for christs sake, what does he expect? Plus why the fuck does he care, he's in a lovely warm studio back in England!

  • lipless, smug , idiotic , embarrassing, poor excuse for a man. Why he was the main presenter I'll never know. Jeff Stelling is infinately better.

  • @014RED yep, he did.

  • did he really say that lol or isit clever editing looool funny anyway

  • Richard Keys is a scumbag!!!!

  • HAHA KEYS NOT ON SKYSPORTS ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • Never liked him and im English

  • richard keys said DID YOU SMASH IT in other words he means,did u f..k the back end of that whore, did u cum all over her ass ,was she howlin like a wolf,,she is being talked of like a piece of rotten meat..LADIES this is very very common, its something u chicks need to get used to..when ive SMASHED/MERKED/F..KED a gal on a wkend my m8s ask th same thing as richie boy here.. but i go into greater detail like if she had hairy fadge or if it smelt ok, talk about her toes AND if she goes down well

  • daft little cunt keys fuck off

  • where are you now Keys you twat DAFT LITTLE PRESENTER TINY BRAIN FU#K OFF

  • Daft little ground? Shut up Keys, it's incredible! Horrible man

  • Keys quit because he said he'd smash Charlotte. What a joke.

  • @RapPwnage not true, he asked jamie redknapp if he had 'smashed it' when talking about an ex girlfriend of his

  • All catching up with you now isn't you, you creepy wolfman.

  • Richard keys is just hilarious :D tik a bow son!

  • @wearebladesmen

    thanks for the support guys..

  • @RichardKeys10 who are you

  • @manutdmachines

    richard keys pal

  • @wearebladesmen mate thats andy gray who says that

  • Hahahaha, I wish presenters were allowed be themselves on tv

  • You women know fuck all about football, fuck off!

  • This is whats happening, they want Helen Chamberlain to come in cos she's a woman and think because she's a woman that more shitty womens football will be shown.

    Guess what bitches, Helen is another lad!!!!!

  • This cunt says all kinds of shit off camera. Horrible little bastard.

  • lol

  • Bigot.

    Wouldn't be a 'silly little game' if it was England. Cunt.

  • Genius

  • Richard Keys has gone up in my estimation. And I bet the jocks lost.

  • @Andrewjk73 We didn't lose you cheeky prick.

  • Nay promos, can't be arsed. That's it, see ya.Come on... Yeah see ya... Daft little ground, silly game, FUCK off.

  • LOL

  • He looks like a pervert

  • What stadium is he referring to?

  • haha

  • This prick is presenting the Monday night football at the moment, what a cunt. ALSO wtf is this analysis crap with the touch screen... absoloute shite

  • I guarantee if i ever see this idiot i will bury him where he stands. Thats a fact , If i ever see this clown he is getting put down. I promise that.

  • Do you want to know why he's having trouble riding that bike? Because he's a Scot! Ha....hahahaha...

  • richard keys has just gone up in estimation hahahahaha

  • Silly little game? This is why the Scots hate the English commentators, arragont pricks, when, not if, when England go out the World Cup Scotland along with every other country in this world will be absoulotly delighted, FUCK YOUR QUEEN, FUCK YOUR ARRAGONCE, FUCK YOUR RACISM!

  • England and scotland have the same queen......The Uk is a Kingdom, scotland is a part of it

  • @flemingdfc No, the Scots don't hate the English because of this one comment. The Scots hate the English because you've got nothing better to do and just want someone to hate and look for anything that might be perceived as being anti-scottish when it isn't.

  • @flemingdfc I hope you realise the irony in that comment.

  • get in richard keys is a legend

  • @muchiosgracias4 Richard keys isn't human

  • @muchiosgracias4 Richard keys is a dickhead

  • @REDnWHITEarmyFTM How the fuk can he be a lengend if he is the worlds most hated commentator, and this video proves why. His nothing but a cock head who criticizes other countries who there footballing abilities.

  • This guy is a fuking disgrace, how come he has not been fired yet. Everthing about this guy pisses me off, espically when he critiszed walcott and said ''Walcotts a stupid little boy in daft pink boots''. During the barcelona vs arsenal game.

    Get the fuk out and find another job, all this cock head does he critcise players and countries.

  • @AKgooner92

    richard is a legend.............. walcott is a stupid little boy in daft pink boots

    richard keys for PM

  • If this was Rodney Marsh everybody would be laughing at it but just because he used to present TV AM and has hairy hands every one has a go at him. Give him his dues he's is probably the greatest sports presenter in the history of TV. He makes Des Lynam seem like Andy Peters.

  • nah promos??? what the fuck does nah mean? i dont like keys, hes a slimy toad ever since his gmtv days.

  • @spanglehoff yes he is a wanker but i think he is takin the piss out of scottish people cos we say nae instead of no haha.

  • nailed it.

  • I remember seeing this live!! I thought I was the only one still watching :p

  • Total knob of a guy.

    Souness should knock this silly cunt out.

  • your probably just a bitter scot

  • hope this english cunt gets cancer

  • @brethitmanhart100 no need for a comment like that. i wouldn't wish that on my own worst enemy

  • Do these idiots not realise they're in a Television Studio when they make these comments?

  • He's right though, countries like the Faroe Islands, Andorra, Liechtenstein shouldn't even have national teams, they are just a waste of time. Plus I'm fed up of getting Scottish football reports when pratically no one gives a shit about a league with 2 teams in it

  • @mancity1000 i'm from the Faroe Islands, but I do agree with you. We suck at football. But the reason that we continue football, is because the people who run this country are all men, and they give football teams all the money, and not the swimmers or badminton players, which are one of the best in Europe.

  • Yes we all know that England has a much greater football team than Scotland, and yes av won the world cup. But plz remember this, the founder of the English Football League (the Worlds Best Football League) was Scottish LMFAO!!

  • Of course this is fucking real, how is it not? This just proves how ignorant Keys is. The bastard should've lost his job.

  • "I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the fucking low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete arseholes. It's a shite state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any fucking difference."

  • michael fagan shagged the queen

  • @scottybrown1888

    Scott Brown ate the lego.

  • @chazman1988

    Well done you quoted a film from about 10 years ago. I bet you think you are great now.

  • scott brown knocked use back

  • Who is use? Thank fuck he knocked us back, he is the worstplayer in Scotland apart from Mcgeady.

  • worst player apart from mcgeady hahahaha mcgeadys scored more old firm goals than boyd and hes only a winger cant be that bad, plus hes won a player and players player of the year award and young player of the year back in the day when he was 18 but hes the worst player in scotland hahahahaha ure quality. Yi talk a lot a sense, wit else yi got for me ? if mcgeadys the worst player in scotland in your eyes then whos the best ? lafferty hahahahahahahahah

  • Great Trainspotting quote :D

  • Daft little game silly ground? Wouldnt be that if it was his beloved England getting drawn with the FI in a group, If it was a Scot saying it about England somewhere he wouldnt be back on Sky

  • this is real i watched it live

  • is this real lol

  • what... this isnt real, waste of time

  • Shocked lmao.

  • scottish and proud, richard keys you are a bloody moron. typical arrogant english cunt.

  • Typical self-pitying Scottish prick? He was clearly commenting on the Faroe Islands

  • then why did he say nae promos instead of no promos. it was a dig at both cos hes an arrogant english cunt

  • what did he mean by nay promos?

  • arrogant english prick,

  • my sentiments exactly. always liked him but clearly it was just a front for the cameras

  • exact same

    cant believe it

  • where are you from sir?

  • Glasgow sir ?

  • i hate scots, annoyingly they're all cunts

  • @carterj25 fuck off you fick come to scotland and say that ya shitebag, you'll get put in hospital ya cunt

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  • such a prick mate, you are just such a little twat i hope your mum gets cancer and you watch her suffer, then i hope you do and if you have kids which im sure you dont cos such an annoying cunt is obviously a virgin, i hope they get cancer too.

  • i get it your one of those guys that talks about people being virgins, i see, so you probably have just recently done it or not very often you were a bully victim yes ? your an ugly fuck yes ? do you have a girlfriend if so she is obviously also like you an ugly motherfucker and your dad was prbably a bully victim fuck so was your mum

    (people dont care if ur not a virgin its not hard to do as most have done it lmao)

    Also, your gran is a fish (Y)

  • good, no love lost then because we hate english scum like you and mr keys and the queen and margaret thatcher, scum the lot of you.

  • the queen fuckin owns ur shithole of a country.

  • @chazman1988

    The queen IS Scottish yu complete moron. LOL

  • no she's not she's GERMAN!!!!!

    Or an alien lizard creature with Merovingian blood if you believe David Icke.

  • Oh the joys of Sky Plus

  • fuck off

  • I wish that video was on here, when it was showing a woman goalkeeper in action and you could here Richard Keys and Andy Gray laughing their tits off in the background lol

  • lol

  • haha

  • lol.

  • Fuck me, that meaningless England Slovenia game was fucking fascinating tonight, what with England getting a fucking ridiculous penalty and their keeper getting away with handling the ball miles outside his area.

    Not like this silly little game for qualification points.

    Coventry v Doncaster now there's a big game.

    The big fuckin nobcheese.

  • Scotland are pish tho mate, who the fuck wants to watch that except guys wearing skirts.

  • Faroe Island fans?

  • Yeah, what can we say? Out of a population of about 47.000 we can gather 5.000 to watch a national game...that´s quite impressive wouldn´t you say?

  • your grannys fanny is horrid

  • richard keys is a hairy sleazy former gmtv presenter the man is slippery and horrible, "silly little ground" isnt he a coventry fan? what a twat

  • LMAO! Right!

  • hes a hartlepool fan lol

  • @willieboyish Nope,hes a coventry fan.

    Jeff stelling (soccer saturday) supports hartlepool.

    And keys was only saying what most englsih blikes were thinking -

    Legend

  • @gabotheblue yeah hes a cov fan! whoever said hartlepool thats jeff stelling

  • @gabotheblue oh city we love u

  • what a little gay wankbag

  • Daft little ground, silly game fuck off! hahaa!

  • "Alan Hutton would easily take the England right back position". <<<<<- LMFAO

    Who?

  • You know, that bloke who can't get into the Spurs first team.

  • wtf

  • LOL!!! I'm laughing so much at the name of this video! Just reminds me of a little boy saying it! Richard Keys SWEARS!!! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh XDXDXD

  • No he didn't he was banned, any football fan would know that.

  • Darren Fletcher would get in England spaud no bother, most hard working midfeilder in the premiership. He will proberly be in the Man Utd sqaud in the champions leage fina tomorrow aswel.

  • Very much doubt that dude. He got sent off in the semi final.

  • Opps, Forgot but the oviously missed him!

  • that rule is dead, it doesn't work for a lot of words. get over a type you prick

  • haha fuck you ya fanny

  • hahahaha this sums up youtube arguing

  • Wow, you lot clearly have some massive chip on your shoulder. Especially you, owencfc, you're a right angry little bastard!!

    Barca will not fuck United either, I'd be suprised if United don't win by at least 2 goals. No Alves, Abidal, Marquez, Iniesta and possibly Henry.... Either you haven't done your homework or you're just a complete footballing philistine.

  • Also, from the 60s to 80s we had teams like Dunfermline, Hibernian, Rangers, Aberdeen and Dundee Utd win Cup Winners cups or come very close to European Cup glory...again, with teams containing 80-100% Scots line-ups and all from a country of less than 5 million people compared to en-ger-land's 50 million+ you bunch of fukken wank-stains!

  • Celtic were the first team in northern europe to win the European Cup. They won it with honest, down-to-earth players, most from within 30k of Celtic Park and emerged as the best team on the planet with barely a couple of quid in their pockets every week!

  • We get things FAR from right in our modest, flawed country but thank fuck we aint like most of the english!

  • Daft stadium, silly game fuck off haha

  • robuk - just behave yourself wee boy.

    Always remember that you come from a country that the world absolutely fukken loathes and has been loathed for centuries...

    You are all potential criminals, remember that always you dirty, fukken filth that you all are!

  • I just feel sorry for the small pockets of decent folk down your way that have to live with the shame of being english - you are not welcome anywhere you go in the world, but when Scots go abroad its VERY different, for example, when a waiter, shop assistant, bar tender etc ascertains that someone is not english but in fact SCOTTISH their whole attitude changes from coldness to one of friendliness and pleasant curiosity...

  • was at that game lol

  • Scotland may be a shit-hole, but fuck -me-static, it's a fukken paradise compared with overcrowded, mucky, filthy England! Would not even feed a dog with your disgusting tap-water you manky cunts! I have time for folk from the North East and the pleasant folk way down down in Cornwall etc but the rest of your country is not only The Shite, but also the fukken flies upon it ya fukken abominations. If it was not for the Normans, you'd still be living in mud-hovels ya bunch of shit-houses ye!

  • Lets face it Scotland is a shit hole that no one cares about. And as for Scottish football, lol, dnt get me started Rangers and Celtic wud be mid table Championship teams at best and your national team is so bad that Englands B team or under 21's wud be better sides

  • shut the fuck up - rangers would fuck your prestons, sheffields and birminghams. We'd be top 6 Premier League teams, cos we'd get a lot more financial backing, and wud attract top players? It wud be completely different if we had money like u bunch of dicks.

  • fuck off you dirty english bastards , u r hated by everyone across europe , u fat lazy pricks , celtic beat man united two years ago , drew at home with them this season , put both blackburn and liverpool out of the uefa cup in martin o'neil era. Even uefa fucking hate you! barca will fuk united ! if we are so shite why is Aex ferguson in charge at man united and davy moyes at everton , not one english manager in the top 4 teams.

  • Wow when did a scottish team win the Champions League?

    TY UL BB.

  • Wow, when did an ENGLISH team win the Champions League!?

    Have a fukken look at the top teams in your english league and count the pitiful amount of ENGLISH players in them! You just buy in endless foreigners and don't give a look-in to local lads who would likely give their right arm to play for their team!

    Your teams these days shame the memory of english euro-winning sides from the 60s to early 80s who had none or very few foreigners in them.

  • lisbon lions 1967 , had all players form scotland and were born from a 30 mile radius from glasgow< when have an english team done that? it will never happen again , luky if one or two english start in an european cup final .

  • Man U - Chelsea champions league final, 11 English players started lol

    get some real fuckin teams and players u doss cunts

  • Aberden

  • Tell me oner outfield Scotland player that would get in Englands national team? lol none cos your all shite, lets face it u r all angry little ginger people who have contributed nothing to the world and never will

  • Invented the television and the phone. Scots have done alot of good in the world, and have always been known as an industrious people. Learn some history you ignorant twat. Alan Hutton would easily take the England right back position.

  • You also have a claim to inventing golf

    only Scots could come up with a sport as incredible boring as that

  • atleast english people hav heard of trousers

  • This comment sums up the maturity of the people posting here, from both sides of the border!!

  • Whos up for droppin a nuke on england !!

    i wonder what he says wen england play khazakstan n israel in their shitty little grounds...

    CUNT

  • and scotland's shit ground

  • shut the fuck up ye fuckin guff

  • Also Chelsea played better than Barca in both legs so you can't say they were shite

  • shut up guys. am scottish, the sottish league is shit lets face up to it. the only good teams in it are Rangers and Celtic and if we went to the premiership we would get fucked. Our national team, also shite. when did we last win the world cup? i know you have pride but you can't say we're good at football..... face facts for fuck sake

  • madferit, if Rangers and Celtic wen't to the Premiership, the money would flood in and top players would come to the clubs. They wouldn't get fucked.

  • Even tho richard keys is a hairy handed, smart mouthed pathetic little coward, He is right. Who gives a shit :P

  • Stuart tell everyone what bjk means , more importantly seeing as he had probably the greatest achievement in scottish football I think you should stfu with your rangers / eufa cup final shite . you slag chelsea for the nou camp game yet that summed up rangers eufa cup run you cunt

  • lmao,

  • check them aw raging cause they no the truth that there top league is full of foreigners but they still dont admit it.weve got 3 teams in the chmpions league semi final fucking good for yous chelsea were an embarrassment in the nou camp rangers got to the uefa cup final with no fucking money. could everton do it,could man city do it.could they fuck.scottish and proud int we boys. fuck yous yous are all potential rapists never out the news for evil doings yous are a disgrace

  • No one gives a fuck what you think stuart.. shut the fuck up. I already told you to shut the fuck up and your still carrying on. Stop making excuses for your piece of shit country and teams. The fact is the premiership is better then your pile of wank league which is the same as our conference league. Stop blaming money.. face the facts stuart ..rangers and celtic arent good enough to play against my village team. Take a hint and shut the fuck up and watch some talentless wank scottish football.

  • ha ha... I love this, I am hearing his voice more and more in my head in work...

  • Aye and mair., you fuken English fannies should go and read fuken books, 'coz then you'll learn that football as we know it was actually invented by our wee tiny country: SCOTLAND ya fuken spazi-fux ye. Also, the reason Brazil play the way they do is 'coz Scots explorers, merchants and missionaries taught them to play with the ball on the deck unlike the English invention of punting the ball long and high like a bunch of stupid spastic poofters that yez all fuken are!

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  • To quote the great Frankie Boyle, "We (Scots) don't care about global warming, 'coz it means we get to sit on our mountains and watch the fuken English drown!" Fuken magic!

    Oh and nice one 'stuartbjk' top man!

  • why dont u shut the fuck up u dumb cunt no1 gives a shit bout scotland or the fucking SPL so do as a favour u scottish twat stay up north

  • Ta for the reply you disease-spreading english filth. As a matter of fact I do stay up north and NEVER go south as I worked there years back and I found that it was full of thick, mongoliodian, cunts and fags who can't handle a drink. I like your birds though, well, I like them when I am drinking and have nothing else to do as they are the cheapest, blondest, thickest, easiest, nasty cum dumpsters I have EVER came across!! lol!

  • Oh and by the way, your race are in the top three most HATED countries on the PLANET! Official!

  • What has Scotland ever done in history? lets see... well we perfected the steam engine which you english idiots invented but couldn't work ! we Invented gas lighting,discovered chloroform and parrafin oil, invented the Bicycle, the modern tyre, the telephone, the television, developed Radar which won the battle of Britain, First Club to bring the European cup to Britain was...Scottish ! :O what a surprise, Jimmy McGrory all time top goal scorer in British Football with 550 career goals BOW YA !

  • is it skys fault or keys fault for the swearing?

  • I didnt start this ok?dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths is so scary cuz it actully wrks ths really wrks

  • scottish football is shite its true but celtic under martin o neill were a good team and able to beat english teams like liverpool 2-0

  • I detest the fact that this hairy little non entity of a man has dined out on subscription money for the past 20 years. He is shockingly shit at what he does!

  • scottish are really grumpy! and at least when we qualify for a world cup we get to the knock-out stages and not lose to teams like Morocco 3-0 in 1998! haha!

  • haha respect

  • As far a the scottish national team being shit goes, england didnt qualify for the euros because of crotia and russia who are of course real superpowers of world football lol. Of course it was all Steve McClarens fault not the overpaid, overrated premadonnas (gerrard, lampard, rio) who quite frankly dont give a fuck about their country.

  • And BROX190. I dont give a fuck what u think about English people motherfucker cus ur just a scottish prick who wears kilts and talk like fuckin bellends. Jealous of Scotland lmao ur a joke kid. What the fuck has Scotland ever fuckin done in its history apart from be invaded by the English all the time cus ur weak bastards. You Ginger fuckin pissheads.. Get your independance and stop scroungin money out of England you silly cunts.