GIRLS ARE SLAVES.

[jordanh1692]

simply bold white lettering black t-shirt "FUCK UP"

[SuperUltraDeltaTron]

Yeah someones se this before so plz giv them the credit but 'stab a chav day' with some sort of funny related pic would rule

[BAMitsFARRELL]

'This top wouldn't look good with legginings.'



[JewishOnionRings]

"fuck up"

[danielkonradkrupa]

what about tomgirls

and tomboys

my friends one of those i don't know which is which....

anyway ahe's a girl and she's not like that she's a gamer like me but way worse

[saffyyjade]

and its very cute when you sneeze like a girl<3

n'aww:')

[saffyyjade]

'swagger jagger'

with lego font writing:')

[JadeCleworth96]

or 'stab a chav day' ;)

[JadeCleworth96]

'It's the kind of shit oxfam rejects' aha

[JadeCleworth96]

'Stab a chav day'.. aha love it!<3

[MiniWeightonSk8er]

"The little ting we get in our spine when we get a 25 killstreak!"

[blablabla799]

"...sort it out"

[jesusbshakalaka]

it should say........... chavs die plz

[sk8z1997]

cod u h8 it and u love it :L haha :']

[LM446]

"25 minutes in a room with Cheryl Cole or 25 minutes on COD with a lobby of noobs, TRICKY ONE"

[TheSianhannah]

What Is your Facebook Name? x

[beliebeeeer]

If you think that your group of friends don't have a me me me, you're the fucking me me me

[MrCheesefaces]

I actually do know the enjoyment you get from playing COD, but I'm just a woman so I should get back in the kitchen.

[PrincessMaisXO]

When you say " it sounds like a Pokemon getting raped" looooool, you're so fucking funny..

[TheCallOfDutyStories]

You disgust me...

[kristiebieber98]

I'm a girl, but I don't act like this. Some girls do, but I don't. Liked the video ;D

[whatsername19610]

"I'll poke you in the eye...Cunts!"

[baubleinurface]

your t-shirt should so say;

if you cant eat toffee, right.

dont eat toffee, simple!

[DRUMANIAC96]

T-shirt should say: i said no butter in the fucking sandwich or stay on the floor! ;)

[ecfcshawn]

Not your best work

Teeth could be whiter

[xjanjanx1]

LOOOOL I'm a girl and its true but I'm not one of them XD

[kaylamorningstar]

you are genuinely hilarious, however - rape jokes = not okay.

[jessicaextra]

59 girls have no humour

[IRaaazR]

Jackmaate tee-shirt : SORT IT OUT

[amberroberts21]

I'm a girl.. but I love this <3

[dantarralien96]

Every week i get a little bit Camper......

[itsgottabelou99]

''Omg! Did you see Chloes Tan? O-M-G Too Far, Too Far, you can get a tan from just laying under her shes that orange, her radiation gives off more radiation than the sun.'' - Legend.

[chickenroll123]

your literally the funniest person I've seen, never fail to make me laugh xx

[bethanygeorgiaa]

her radiation gives off more radiation in the sun!

half of the time they dont know what their saying because they just bitch for the sake of bitching because like i said their bitchy little bitches...bitch!

*fake sneezes* thats not a sneeze! that sounds like a fucking pokomon getting raped! thats how girls are,that pafetic!

[georgieday1]

I love you!

[2332b0den2332]

so fucking funny

[deiljoy]

"sort it out" x

[ImaMooCow69]

LMFAO!!

[Charlesarnoldthomas]

He is from Norwich the bed city in the world with a great football team

[lilaay01]

"Fasten Your Seatbelts Cause Its Another JaackMaate Journey" love it" haha xx

[lilaay01]

"This is my calm down banana"

[XxPROharrierxX]

FRONT: "25 MINS ON COD WITH A LOBY FULL OF NOOBS"

BACK: "OR 25 MIN ALONE WITH CHERYL COLE ?"

[MegaCheeseandonion]

Pokemon being raped!!!!!!! Best thing I've heard all day

[shitfartpoo]

fuck up;P

[BabieDollCymru]

girls are cunts.....................

[Oliviaadidntdoit]

That bitchy girl impression is excactly what you do in video.. But you do it better you bitch with a point.. Well most of the time.. + i think a jackmate shit should probably say.. I dunno jackmate?

[StandoftheFallen]

"That sounds like a fucking pokémon getting raped..."

[Mozzaaa97]

Yes, I'm a girl but you're still a bit of a fuckin' legend because it's all true, you're a bit of a dude!

[awsomepeople1000]

' its like a pokemon, getting raped'

THAT^

[TommySmith94]

they just bitch for the sake of bitching...... cause like i said there bitchy little bitches..... bitch! i love it

[MissBethan123]

Your so contraversial haha but I love it ahahahah

[SLMiless]

t-shirt should say 'free corned beef':)

[chloelaurengilesxxx]

T-shirt;; 'on another jaackmaate journey'

[chloelaurengilesxxx]

T-shirt;

[xSavetheorangutansx]

Your way above average!!!!

[Stockers98]

t-shirt should say:"Sort it out"

[LibbyMuz]

t shirt shoud say: naughty. rapists, sort it out

[kingcrossley]

t-shirt should say

just fuck up

[sleekchick76]

#TSHIRT- "omg, i such an EMO, i hate life, cause life is boring, DEATH is the only thing that is certain in life. worship satin..be like satin. GOD. who's GOD? theres not a GOD! god is satin, satin is god. I say GOD ALOT. ohhhhhh god :/ "

[LibbyMuz]

@sleekchick76 satin?

[sleekchick76]

Hes way above AVERAGE!  ;)

[youngparbee]

I fucking love you lmfao!

[mctoonlandofficial]

On a jaackmate t - shirt there should be "Swagger jagger" on the back made out of lego bricks

[CHepplesx]

I Like out of everything you could pick up on you choose sneezing.... smooth.

[bethanygeorgiaa]

Stay on the floor bitch!

[purplemonkey1291]

imma girl and i agree with you.

[Gam3Fruit]

T should say ginger in denial :D

[abigailmc97]

Sort it out maate!!

[Mr06dnicholls]

25 minutes with cheryl cole or 25 minutes on cod with a lobby of noobs... hmmm... hard decision....

[sum41areimmence81]

Fat bitchs+leggins=suicide

[sullyboy1100]

" NO BUTTER IN THE SANDWICH " made me laugh too

[MissLucyMelinax]

"NO BUTTER IN THE SANDWICH"

Laughed so hard at that hahahah

[moosikaddict]

Tee saying - weight restrictions on leggings

[TheJgon1]

every girl hatin just obvs isn't pretty :/

[3167emily]

T-shirt saying: Strap in for another Jaack Maate journey

[3167emily]

T-shirt saying: i'm so camp!!

[3167emily]

T=shirt saying: FREE CORNED BEEF!!!!

[3167emily]

T-shirt saying: Jizz-Jazz

[3167emily]

Tshirt saying : Jaack Maate fukin the world up one step at a time.

[emmyl97]

I spent ages laughing at this and smiling etc... Then I remembered I was a girl...

[superbrad1100]

Fuck up is it!

[RyanKennyFarrow]

The t-shirt should say

JaackMate

Keep or Delete?

[LinaIfYouRun]

T-shirt: Front- 'I get camper every week..'

Back- 'Every week, a little bit camper.'

[NeonBarbie98]

The down syndrome bit was well too far.

[ShinigamiSophie]

@NeonBarbie98 Oh shut up.

[helenmaisie]

t-shirt saying 'hi, im jack, this is the full package, keep or delete?' :)

[SophiaaLouise321xx]

Fat girls in leggins :| EWWWW!

[Liampayneshoe]

Fuck up<3

[oZarkrai]

Youuuu F*cking Bitch!!

[geeosocolourful]

Yes. I agree. Immah bitch xD

[Skullkidalec123]

hard dissition loby of noobs or in a room with cheryl have to agree hard one ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[themashmakersCFGH]

LOL :') your above average jack, dw :L

[gawjessgal15]

Girls get the same amount of pleasure when they get a 25 kill streak ;)

[champstarryan]

Phrase: you get raped by a fat man... You dont, you just dont get your leggins

[emmajanep221]

you're a hot sneezer.

[laurennmcleann]

phrase from another video: your Ginger, your pale, your freckly, your ugly, your Ginger and your a virgin

[BornTotalWinners]

catch phrase could be "coolest cat in cool town and a pic of u wid ur boilers suit and glasses

much love <3

[cezzer11]

im a girl, and i fuckin love cod 25 kill streak i would scream, cuz it wouldnt happen.. im shit:)

[emmyisadinosaur]

I sneeze like a man and I'm a girl xD

[iamminimoreland]

T-Shirt: Keep or Delete?

[316pipsta]

T-shirt with a laptop with 'JAACK MAATE' on the screen

[SuperBBGUNz]

One day im just going to go smack no not realy I might give them a kick but :D

[JustToriDear]

you need quotes for t-shirts? use everything you said.

[danni2602]

t~shirt : TO GREAT EFFECT I AM A TWAT !

[imnotdead2006]

5:15

[Badassbroadcasts]

@MrBlackpooler I think you'll find he was joking and he has a right to his own opinion anyway, and I'd you can't except that then stop watching the video and I think your the one who needs to grow up if you can't figure that out yourself!

[imnotdead2006]

omg the sneezing part...lol.

[JewishHorse414]

SWAGGER JAGGER?!

[MUFCboy100]

RAPE IS GOOD.

[Amykilbride1992]

"to great effect...im a twat" yes yes you are

[73poppypoppy]

i love you.

[ScreamMyName2011]

ur a legend:L

[myabsleybigpongco]

readthiswhileicheckoutyourtits­:)



[TheDREAMEDITS]

is he gay ???? just wondering

[WOWzaa12341]

'bitch'

[yoman585]

"Im A Twat"

[moviess0101]

I dont know why but u remind me of ricky gervais lol :L

[MrChrissy98]

erm , how about , ( bad rapist , naughty )

[MrMeme2323]

i wanna meet you

[KirstylovesJade]

you do not understand how much i want a t-shirt to wear in public.

[ePiCrAnDoM100]

The t shirt quote should be " Theres an app for that! "

U r so amazing !!!!!

[HanandRose]

Your HILARIOUS.

[StrabaneGoth]

I find this funny, and I'm a girl :) put Pedro on your T-Shirts!

[ShekeHD]

Love the cod banter :')

[littlemizzginge]

"coolest cat in cool town":) xx

[JoshyXI]

25 mins with Cheryl :)) nany day

[antarcticmonkey13]

more and more camp every week? the fact that you're wearing a fucking cardigan tops it off, mate :)

[TypicalTeenager09]

Get a t-shirt saying "my pelican has flown!" <3

[TheDumbHeads]

'don't moan when you get raped.'

[xKRAZYV3NOMx]

t-shirt that says "JaackMaate en it"

[FROGvTOAD]

bitchy little bitches, ahaha!

[themrstevej11]

ive seen down syndrome people as ugly as you:L

[iMILMO]

make a T-shirt from the swagger jagger video saying " rip the fucking shit out of the bitch"

[MisterChampnayyy]

Rapists.

Naughty.

Sort it out.

Legend (:

[georgiawats11]

Jaack maate fucking the world up one step at a time :) x

[DamageddScene]

I'm a girl and I absolutely love this! Hahahaa, couldn't agree more :')

[Venom8480]

You have the exact same humour as me, never laughed so much :)

[Ferriiviolet]

I actually love how you're bitching about people bitching:')

[imoqen]

'Sort it out!' YES;)

[CallyFlame]

F*CK UP! That is your catchphrase!!

[StealthFR]

T-shirt with '' Total Knob '' or ''Fuck Up'' on it

[MrLaurenDude]

t-shirt name.. "more annoying than aids" >.<!

[ILUVGAGA21]

JAACKS A RISKY BASKET :) UR DA LAWWWD

[sexysteff1]

I HATE EVERYTHING.....good t-shirt name :)

[TheNewEpisodeOfMe]

BITCHY LITTLE BITCHES

[AquaGemStone]

I'm a girl but I find this vid as funny as hell XD and this may sould were but I agree with most of what you said! I'm one of those girls who get beat up by the sluts because I don't wear makeup or skirts but it's funny as hell to watch them start back stabbing each other when they argue XD

[MrJcguitar97]

how bout all the topics you made a video about?? wid ur face in the middle??

[calumfernie]

cunt

[LBPnews1]

cod sucks



[TheDaftmode1]

@LBPnews1 fuck off

[sarahtard1]

t shirt : rape is bad sort it out :L

[4ellzoo]

"slagging off the world one thing at a time" - I'D BUY THIS/.

[tamalobel]

tshirt- cher lloyd is like an anorexic russell brand much loveee!

[Danlowe15]

It's got to be 'Fuck Up' !!

[anonymousmysterygirl]

hahahah maybe its not a dirty look and just how there faces look lol :P

[TheSCOOTERDEVIL]

T-Shirt: Bitchy Little Bitches



[TheSCOOTERDEVIL]

t-shirt: fuck up

[Roloing]

T-Shirt - 'Fucking corned beef.'

[Ashwhoplaystheguitar]

25 kill streak any day!!!

[Libsere96]

t-shirt: 'pussy yo blad ;) '

[xxlewisxxome]

you deserve so much more views than this :) we must spread the word 

[wezzer12395]

tshirt - "id like to think im average" ??

[kindAhumaNbeinG]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­tshuuuuu!!!

when i sneeze, people know i've just sneezed...

[IMakeWalkthroughs]

He realy does speak the truth...

[HoodyHD]

Jedward The same idiot twice

[mustardcar]

a t-shirt that looks like your wearing a boiler suit with lego stuck on the back (;