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"Here is the lone surviving fragment of my old blankey. Now it's kinda like my faith; when I cling on to it, I feel like things will be alright. Even If I know they won't."
dont worry i just prayed your grampa would get raped then shot by a doctor then when he dies i prayed god would put his ass in hell for making your parents that made you
@alfonzay123 Clearly he is a dumb atheist trying to mock Christians. You must be an atheist truly out of touch with reality if you think this guy is for real.
@IstillOwnAvcr what a tool how can you call someone dumb when they are infenately smarter than you because you got owned by them into thinking he was legit about what he was saying.
@alfonzay123 if you are a christian, then yes, hes trying to spread the good word, if you are an atheist, then his videos are satire. its all about perspective.
okay so obviously this is FAKE but if your grandpa is really sick it would be best him to go to heaven and be with his saviour. Also you seem to always be holding a BIBLE ? you should try reading it, it's got all the answers to living life.
@iFREESSHH Thats probably why he is an Atheist, because he read the bible and understood the evil teachings of it. Time and time again i hear from christians miss-quoting the bible and they seem to have no understanding of it.
@baldurus1 Modern "following of Jesus": "Let's disregard the teachings attributed to the guy who we named our religion after, and strictly follow the things said by the people he came to SAVE and the opinions of his disciples which he clearly never reprimanded for misunderstanding his will".
As an actual (agnostic) believer, it makes me sick to see so many hypocrites who clearly believe in a deity only because they believe in a book.
@baldurus1 time and time I see atheists misquoting the bible, or claiming to know more about it than Christians. Its a shame that apparently atheism does not mean you have a sense of history...
@baldurus1 I'm not "confusing" the bible with history. Im saying that to properly interpret the bible (under Catholic standards), one must know history.
@baldurus1 No, the Israelites and Moses believed that it was okay to have slaves. However the "bible" and the central message is found in the teachings of Jesus, who kind of clarified the old testament. So therefore no, the bible does not say that it's okay to beat your slave, for the central message is found in the gospels
and how can you be to certain that either you or your grandad will not be going t hell, maybe he was never a christian until recently or he did bad things as a young adult that he would raher not tell you.
I'm a Christian and I hate religion. This is why: YT search "Why I hate religion - Mark Driscoll"
Edward Current makes fun of religious people. He misunderstands the Christian message. This is the true Christian message: YT search "Two Ways To Live"
Why do u pray its a waste if yr time u could gave done so much better in ur life like be a scientist no a crazy delusional brainwashed sheep peice of shit
God punishes children for crimes they never commited, for crimes they will commit in the future...
Alright Christians, justify the suffering of an infant with the old Adam and Eve story, and how the child will be a sinner when grows up. You do that.
I on the other hand, will be headfucking God's will and doing everything in my power to help that kid.
Oh! How about you talk with the audience about Hail Marys? I mean it only makes sense right? Pain = forgiveness, and the more pain one receives the more they are forgiven. Perfect logic, It's self punishment. a few thousand hail Marys and it's like that night never happened. :)
You could even bring in props as if to say doing a regular hail Mary is for pussies. and that it has nothing to do with being a masochist. No, it's about being more religious.
You really need to place this character on stage in your comedy bit. Stay in character and regardless if they hate you for it or love you for it, you'll do really well.
oh yeah... praying - that'll help! fucking idiot. poor grandpa is suffering and you still stuck worshiping your pathetic deity instead. ignorance is bliss.
Christianity is awesome! NOT. How can you actually believe a set of stories written 2000 years ago, rewritten 400 years later, translated into English 1600 years later, were lost and found again, are written/transposed into countless 'Versions'......?
What about the millions of people that came before the 'bible', were they evil sinners since they didn't know about God, they were never told to repent and be saved.
What about the billions of people that don't follow Christianity? Sinners?
Netwiz, if you're talking to E.Current, it's satire. :>
As for the people before Christianity, I've been told by quite a few Christians that they, and dinosaurs, were fabricated by Satan to mislead people. No lie. Some Christians actually believe this.
and to subnetme: shame on you. how dare you say an italian dish is a deity. only GOD (all caps for me cuz i <3 him) who you can't see is real, idiot. what's next you're going to say the world isn't flat? sheesh
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I always wondered why you had comedian on your profile, i never saw anything funny until now, whipping yourself is to atone for sins, not for good luck! hahaha that is a good one! In dark times we need to rely on our faith. I want you to know i will be praying for your grandpa as well. please let me know how he does. If he lives then we know God has heard us, if not just be sure it was God's plan to make him one of his angels. God Bless you Edward.
shamantrainer, you're kidding right? No wonder you didn't know why he's a comedian. This is satire as in mocking stereotypes about christians which is sadly accurate enough that you didn't even know he was doing it.
idk if i will see anything when i die, actually. chances are maggots will eat out my eye balls, but that's okay my third eye will open up on my forehead
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how could you think that way? how could you not believe in the resurrection? are you that blind? if you could only give Christ the chance, you could see the truth. please, i am begging you to at least look. look at see his love. let it come into you. it will. it always does and those people who receive him are forever changed.
So you're encouraging us let a mythological figure love us and come inside us ? Are you another one of those freaks who comes around on the weekend and tells me that Jesus wants a personal relationship with me, and that he's crucified so I can do anything I like and he will accept the consequences of my sins ? Tell the bastard to stop with the sexual harassment, I have a restraining order.
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oh you just think your so funny. hey look we got a comedian right here, well i got some news for you. The jokes on you. And when you die, you wont be laughing then unless you ask forgiveness.
'If anyone takes the life of a human being, he must be put to death. Anyone who takes the life of someone's animal must make restitution—life for life. If anyone injures his neighbor, whatever he has done must be done to him: fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured. Whoever kills an animal must make restitution, but whoever kills a man must be put to death. I am the LORD your God. Leviticus 24
So that all kinda flies int he face of "thou shalt not kill" doesn't it ? Your God should stop contradicting himself, as it renders his law imperfect and himself non-existent thereby.
I know..I like old testiment god way better..the vengeful, spiteful god has way more personality...like Hitler. This new testiment pansy is a pussy....bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you. Luke 6
I appreciate your position liljimmylv, at least before Jesus it wasn't as much of a pathetic prison bitch death cult of slaves. Jesus and his masochism are kinda sickening.
@superionoptimus do you read what you type? according to you, by praying, it is bugging christians and sending them to hell. so apparently you think praying is as useless as i do
This guy's grandpa is probably is pain. You want him to stay, but that each passing day he's here, your still sad because he's going to die (eventually) and he's still in pain. If I were you, I'd pray for god to reduce his suffering, because right now, you just want him here for selfish reasons. Btw, praying only applies a placebo effect, and lucky charms are just like your religion, nothing but superstition.
Atheism hurts the economy!!! The superstitious demographic needs to stay alive, so the rabbit's feet, lucky candle, four-leaf clover, bible, qu'ran, and prayer amplifier industries stay afloat! And how else would all those struggling televangelists feed their families???? We religious folk need to hold on tight to our blind faith, or else we'll fall into an economic collapse!!!!
You can't honestly expect that we're not going to pick on the idiots who can't figure him out, can you?
Instead of taking your lumps good-heartedly like so many others have, you just delete your comments so as to not look the fool. Too late. Suck it up and enjoy the rest of the show.
Wait a minute...gawd ALWAYS listens to our prayers. Just because he doesn't choose to answer them doesn't mean he doesn't hear them. He's malevolent like that.
I don't see any problem with money draining from Xtians to go into a satirist's pocket. it is their failure to not know where their ads are being displayed
this is no time to be selfish cause as long as grandapa survives i wont have to be sad.......thats being selfish dumbass if i couldnt do anything for myself i would want to die...
Is this from the bible or is this your own answer. Without giving me answers from the bible, tell me your own.
This and every other answer to this is in the bible. Why? Because over the years, people have been asking questions and every year they come up with an answer.
Why do you think they have different versions and are printed yearly?
Because, if we get these in as many hands as possible, the world will be in the trance and live righteous. Still wrong
@dawningsun dear friend, please forgive the bad thingsthat god gave because if he never lets bad thing happen to you then you would not be his true child so please thank him for letting you be his true child look up verse hebrews 12:17
@superionoptimus actually....thats why all of edwards videos have more likes then dislikes...and the people liking them are atheist...so people like me more then you...you dumb ass fucker so people like me....not you....you are insane so please go away p.s. im blocking you nut case
Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and my religious grandmother had a severe stroke, and was in a vegetative state. My very Christian mother and uncle (her brother) kept her on a feeding tube for over a year in a nursing home till she died, draining every last dime of her home, insurance, and savings. While I couldn't help worry that she was possibly aware and physically imprisoned in a lifeless immobile body. Religious people ARE so messed up, selfish, and fearful.
I do applaud you for pointing out the ignorance/arrogance of most Christians, but I feel that you don't have a good understanding of Catholicism and therefore assume that all Christians are the same.
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Did our prayers prolong his divine vegetative existence?
God bless the modern medicine!!
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
is this what the Devo song "Whip It" was about?
holzpusher 6 months ago
It's god bless the world, not just "amarica" narrow minded or what! Hypocrisy
davanablossom 7 months ago
lol how IRONIC is it that he got that fortune...
LuSidLryics 7 months ago
i almost lost control of my bladder when he brought out the lottery candle! ahhahahahaha! :D
batman2105 7 months ago
"Here is the lone surviving fragment of my old blankey. Now it's kinda like my faith; when I cling on to it, I feel like things will be alright. Even If I know they won't."
That's the best thing you have ever said.
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PrometheanIrony 9 months ago
prayer: the act of doing nothing, but still feel like your helping.
suchadambidiot 9 months ago
The candle that will help you to win in lottery is just awesome! LOL
FValenteorg 10 months ago
lol
Sweet94ify 10 months ago
Is he alive?
kbawesome101 11 months ago
"He's got an awful lot of bed pans to fill." That was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. XP
RogerWazup007 11 months ago
is this ugly old ass mother fucker dead yet...
CocoKing238 1 year ago
dont worry i just prayed your grampa would get raped then shot by a doctor then when he dies i prayed god would put his ass in hell for making your parents that made you
CocoKing238 1 year ago
@CocoKing238 You just proved yourself as a great christian! hahahhaha i love the coments, almost as good as the videos
raphael103 1 year ago
@raphael103 im atheist... i just hate this edwardcurrent guy... the point he makes that god exist are just dumb...
CocoKing238 1 year ago
@CocoKing238 You are totally missing the point. Again and again, he shows how ridiculous Christian beliefs are by posing as a Christian.
GoddessFourWinds 11 months ago
@GoddessFourWinds how do u know...
CocoKing238 6 months ago
@CocoKing238 -eye roll-
GoddessFourWinds 6 months ago
is this guys videos all sarcastic or is he actually Christian and wanting to spread a good word. i am genuinely confused.
?????
alfonzay123 1 year ago
@alfonzay123 It's satire. Go to his page.
bttrflykiss7701 1 year ago
@alfonzay123 Clearly he is a dumb atheist trying to mock Christians. You must be an atheist truly out of touch with reality if you think this guy is for real.
asd25471 1 year ago
@asd25471 an Atheist out of touch with reality? Oh the irony is so overwhelming.
IstillOwnAvcr 1 year ago
@IstillOwnAvcr what a tool how can you call someone dumb when they are infenately smarter than you because you got owned by them into thinking he was legit about what he was saying.
lrg2k10 11 months ago
@alfonzay123 if you are a christian, then yes, hes trying to spread the good word, if you are an atheist, then his videos are satire. its all about perspective.
PlayFunGamesFree 10 months ago
No doctor would operate on a 95 year old no matter how bad their life is without surgery. The omissions bias is the religion of doctors.
hviw 1 year ago
Your grandpa is ugly. Praying won't help there out anymore :)
floxysweb 1 year ago
@floxysweb well said fan
RTGROY 1 year ago
Prayer does't help, try modern medicine.
Bluelincolnpark 1 year ago
"this actually works" lol. Awesome job man
wilmer420 1 year ago
I'll pray for your grampa goes to the hell with you and burn forever ;)
Faustoteinmor 1 year ago
@Faustoteinmor Refreshing! Hold on while I hug you so much...
RTGROY 1 year ago
okay so obviously this is FAKE but if your grandpa is really sick it would be best him to go to heaven and be with his saviour. Also you seem to always be holding a BIBLE ? you should try reading it, it's got all the answers to living life.
iFREESSHH 1 year ago
@iFREESSHH lol...
GregFromTheRedChord1 1 year ago
@iFREESSHH LMAO!
Tobarxp 1 year ago
@iFREESSHH Thats probably why he is an Atheist, because he read the bible and understood the evil teachings of it. Time and time again i hear from christians miss-quoting the bible and they seem to have no understanding of it.
baldurus1 1 year ago 10
@baldurus1 Modern "following of Jesus": "Let's disregard the teachings attributed to the guy who we named our religion after, and strictly follow the things said by the people he came to SAVE and the opinions of his disciples which he clearly never reprimanded for misunderstanding his will".
As an actual (agnostic) believer, it makes me sick to see so many hypocrites who clearly believe in a deity only because they believe in a book.
NightmareGanon 1 year ago
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we know ,,,but he is good ,,,I like his stile
demoniodelnorte66 1 year ago
@baldurus1 time and time I see atheists misquoting the bible, or claiming to know more about it than Christians. Its a shame that apparently atheism does not mean you have a sense of history...
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@VeritatemQuaerens Don't go confusing history with the bible.
And you can't use the bible to confirm the bible, if you do then you have to do the same with the koran and the bhagavad Gītā.
baldurus1 1 week ago
@baldurus1 I'm not "confusing" the bible with history. Im saying that to properly interpret the bible (under Catholic standards), one must know history.
VeritatemQuaerens 1 week ago
@VeritatemQuaerens Ahhh... so you're one of those.
Thinking slavery wasn't as bad then as it was 140 years ago in America.
If the bible says it's okay to beat your slave and if he doesn't die within a day that's alright.
baldurus1 1 week ago
@baldurus1 No, the Israelites and Moses believed that it was okay to have slaves. However the "bible" and the central message is found in the teachings of Jesus, who kind of clarified the old testament. So therefore no, the bible does not say that it's okay to beat your slave, for the central message is found in the gospels
VeritatemQuaerens 1 week ago
@iFREESSHH
All the answers to living life? How do you get rid of radioactivity in drinking water? Bible that! ;)
leechmasterb 10 months ago
and how can you be to certain that either you or your grandad will not be going t hell, maybe he was never a christian until recently or he did bad things as a young adult that he would raher not tell you.
killa2000dec 1 year ago
Why should we pray for you when you offended us christians. I tell you the truth offending is not what gets you up to heaven.
superionoptimus 1 year ago
@superionoptimus uhuhuh stfu.
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superionoptimus 1 year ago
@superionoptimus then why are you watching this?
ABackAlleyProduction 1 year ago
@ABackAlleyProduction because some of edward currents videos are good
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I'm a Christian and I hate religion. This is why: YT search "Why I hate religion - Mark Driscoll"
Edward Current makes fun of religious people. He misunderstands the Christian message. This is the true Christian message: YT search "Two Ways To Live"
lizzie25m 1 year ago
why would you believe in a fucking fortune cookie lolol. wouldnt it be funny if this guy went to hell
angryasiankid 1 year ago
@angryasiankid lmfao hes a joke, hes a atheist so no.. if hell DID exist it wouldnt be "funny".
musicplayah 1 year ago
Why do u pray its a waste if yr time u could gave done so much better in ur life like be a scientist no a crazy delusional brainwashed sheep peice of shit
RubiksSR71 1 year ago
I bet hes dead praying would not help
RubiksSR71 1 year ago
Knocking on wood = pagan belief. Sinner.
spot41414 1 year ago
2:45 "My old blankie is kind of like my faith, When I cling onto it, I still feel like things will be alright. Even if I know they won't."
Edward, you are a genius!!
edlitz36 1 year ago
God punishes children for crimes they never commited, for crimes they will commit in the future...
Alright Christians, justify the suffering of an infant with the old Adam and Eve story, and how the child will be a sinner when grows up. You do that.
I on the other hand, will be headfucking God's will and doing everything in my power to help that kid.
burdenuponsociety 1 year ago
the bible is full of shit. The first testament shows a god more sadistic than hitler and the second one shows a god more masochist than chris crocker
JohnF30Music 1 year ago
Edward Current...you are sick. I will be praying for you
Christistheway112 1 year ago
@Christistheway112 lol at that
sanguineeskimo 1 year ago
@Christistheway112 who is sick really? I think it's you who are sick, living your life after a fairy-tale.
pierreo33 1 year ago
@Christistheway112 your an idiot
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez no you are
superionoptimus 1 year ago
too funny this is da bomb!
halflifeproductionz 1 year ago
i feel bad for you
MegaGod2 1 year ago
u funny nigger...
vicogthe 1 year ago
just make sure you post a webcam video from heaven once you get there (i'll be an old grandpa)
traceyrmj2 2 years ago
knock on wood-actually works
Lallapalalable 2 years ago 3
I don't know why but it took 2 minutes into the video before I realized hes on his knees.
AtheistKharm 2 years ago
lmfao brilliant
moltenthoughts 2 years ago
Oh! How about you talk with the audience about Hail Marys? I mean it only makes sense right? Pain = forgiveness, and the more pain one receives the more they are forgiven. Perfect logic, It's self punishment. a few thousand hail Marys and it's like that night never happened. :)
You could even bring in props as if to say doing a regular hail Mary is for pussies. and that it has nothing to do with being a masochist. No, it's about being more religious.
mrx0066600 2 years ago
lol he is being sarcastic, the next video his grandpa is brain dead.
InvaderZimFan101 2 years ago
You really need to place this character on stage in your comedy bit. Stay in character and regardless if they hate you for it or love you for it, you'll do really well.
mrx0066600 2 years ago
i concur...
its completely original
and funny as hell btw...
cappadinoceo 2 years ago
Lol..funny stuff.
Dont worry.. i shall whip myself for your vegetable of a grandpa too. The lord shall help tho who is whipeth.
:L
alemorg3 2 years ago 8
No doubt many Christians were mollified to see Edward thrash himself with thorny branches.
formless777 2 years ago
I know it's satire. I love Edward and his ability to make such great vids.
I was trying to get others to recognize their own ignorance when posting things like all non-believers are going to hell...
netwiz05 2 years ago 2
Sounds like some srsbsns, your grandpa sounds like a dick, begging for prayers.
Subzidion 2 years ago
oh yeah... praying - that'll help! fucking idiot. poor grandpa is suffering and you still stuck worshiping your pathetic deity instead. ignorance is bliss.
TheMuffinMan86 2 years ago
SAAARRRCASSSM
metalshoes 2 years ago
The point just went sailing over your head.
formless777 2 years ago
Christianity is awesome! NOT. How can you actually believe a set of stories written 2000 years ago, rewritten 400 years later, translated into English 1600 years later, were lost and found again, are written/transposed into countless 'Versions'......?
What about the millions of people that came before the 'bible', were they evil sinners since they didn't know about God, they were never told to repent and be saved.
What about the billions of people that don't follow Christianity? Sinners?
netwiz05 2 years ago
Netwiz, if you're talking to E.Current, it's satire. :>
As for the people before Christianity, I've been told by quite a few Christians that they, and dinosaurs, were fabricated by Satan to mislead people. No lie. Some Christians actually believe this.
seraphinapandora 2 years ago
"This is what Christians actually believe"
mikedamat 2 years ago
You will go to hell and burn for eternity!!
Dammit i dont beleive in god either... were both gonna burn in hell for eternity!!
CursedTomb5 2 years ago
Nope, you'll probably just be cremated. Eternity only takes an hour or two.
formless777 2 years ago
and to subnetme: shame on you. how dare you say an italian dish is a deity. only GOD (all caps for me cuz i <3 him) who you can't see is real, idiot. what's next you're going to say the world isn't flat? sheesh
pwismyname 2 years ago
haha he is soooooo right:))))
amilanoski 2 years ago
lol @ where they sell all the burritos
cookieguy10 2 years ago
Hey my prayer max is down , could you help me out too. I need a new car , A German one will do
Thanks
denisasitis 2 years ago
MAN !!!! I will totally pray and wave a magic stick in the air for good luck!
gonnabewildanimalz 2 years ago 2
I wonder,how do christians determine that God wants their loved ones/them to die?
gallileotheguineapig 2 years ago
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I always wondered why you had comedian on your profile, i never saw anything funny until now, whipping yourself is to atone for sins, not for good luck! hahaha that is a good one! In dark times we need to rely on our faith. I want you to know i will be praying for your grandpa as well. please let me know how he does. If he lives then we know God has heard us, if not just be sure it was God's plan to make him one of his angels. God Bless you Edward.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
shamantrainer, you're kidding right? No wonder you didn't know why he's a comedian. This is satire as in mocking stereotypes about christians which is sadly accurate enough that you didn't even know he was doing it.
HGeneAnthony 2 years ago
dude
this guy is an atheist
I doubt his grandpa is sick
he's whipping himself to make fun of you and your faith.
you acctually thought he was a devout christian? lol
TheMagnoxian 2 years ago
i will pray for you. i just hope you listen when God calls you to him.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
Pray to what? To the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
subnetme 2 years ago 3
youll see when you die, then youll know whats true. i just hope it isnt too late for you then.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
Only a person whose IQ is as much as the IQ of a frog can believe there is afterlife, god, angels and bullshit like this.
subnetme 2 years ago 2
"for a fool shall say in his heart, there is no God" funny you mention low IQ :}
shamantrainer 2 years ago
idk if i will see anything when i die, actually. chances are maggots will eat out my eye balls, but that's okay my third eye will open up on my forehead
pwismyname 2 years ago
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how could you think that way? how could you not believe in the resurrection? are you that blind? if you could only give Christ the chance, you could see the truth. please, i am begging you to at least look. look at see his love. let it come into you. it will. it always does and those people who receive him are forever changed.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
So you're encouraging us let a mythological figure love us and come inside us ? Are you another one of those freaks who comes around on the weekend and tells me that Jesus wants a personal relationship with me, and that he's crucified so I can do anything I like and he will accept the consequences of my sins ? Tell the bastard to stop with the sexual harassment, I have a restraining order.
formless777 2 years ago
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oh you just think your so funny. hey look we got a comedian right here, well i got some news for you. The jokes on you. And when you die, you wont be laughing then unless you ask forgiveness.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
Judge not lest ye be judged.
formless777 2 years ago
no, im judging.
shamantrainer 2 years ago
Then you can come to Hell with me :D
formless777 2 years ago
'If anyone takes the life of a human being, he must be put to death. Anyone who takes the life of someone's animal must make restitution—life for life. If anyone injures his neighbor, whatever he has done must be done to him: fracture for fracture, eye for eye, tooth for tooth. As he has injured the other, so he is to be injured. Whoever kills an animal must make restitution, but whoever kills a man must be put to death. I am the LORD your God. Leviticus 24
liljimmylv 2 years ago
So that all kinda flies int he face of "thou shalt not kill" doesn't it ? Your God should stop contradicting himself, as it renders his law imperfect and himself non-existent thereby.
formless777 2 years ago
I know..I like old testiment god way better..the vengeful, spiteful god has way more personality...like Hitler. This new testiment pansy is a pussy....bless those who curse you, pray for those who mistreat you. If someone strikes you on one cheek, turn to him the other also. If someone takes your cloak, do not stop him from taking your tunic. Give to everyone who asks you, and if anyone takes what belongs to you, do not demand it back. Do to others as you would have them do to you. Luke 6
liljimmylv 2 years ago
I appreciate your position liljimmylv, at least before Jesus it wasn't as much of a pathetic prison bitch death cult of slaves. Jesus and his masochism are kinda sickening.
formless777 2 years ago 3
Wow, fail.
SmileyNerd101 2 years ago
Prayer=how to do nothing and still think you're helping
l0st4lif3 2 years ago 70
@l0st4lif3 prayer-how to bug about christians and go to hell
superionoptimus 1 year ago
@superionoptimus do you read what you type? according to you, by praying, it is bugging christians and sending them to hell. so apparently you think praying is as useless as i do
l0st4lif3 1 year ago
@l0st4lif3 oh ok ive mistaken
superionoptimus 1 year ago
@l0st4lif3 Indeed.
Prayer: how lazy people pretend to help.
k7leetha 1 year ago
Wow! Fry's seven leaf clover acutally DOES exist!!
hbgoddard 2 years ago 2
It's better to keep quiet and have people think your a fool, then to speak and confirm it. You know who you are.....
Dexter103Morgan 2 years ago
ha ha you douche bags it's satire
JohnConnr 2 years ago 13
This guy's grandpa is probably is pain. You want him to stay, but that each passing day he's here, your still sad because he's going to die (eventually) and he's still in pain. If I were you, I'd pray for god to reduce his suffering, because right now, you just want him here for selfish reasons. Btw, praying only applies a placebo effect, and lucky charms are just like your religion, nothing but superstition.
Jailthrazis 2 years ago
True, how many people pray for very old people, to live a bit longer--to spare themselves a mourning time.
isaacnewtonacademy 2 years ago 5
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thorns you dumb thats cray hurt your self is called being phyco
elbartomasterpimp 2 years ago
so is every1 with a tattoo a psycho?
nickyknucklez3 2 years ago
no just ppl that hurt them selves wit thorns
elbartomasterpimp 2 years ago
ok so if i hurt myself with a broken bottle im not a psycho :)
nickyknucklez3 2 years ago
nope lol well yea but why would u wanna do that?
elbartomasterpimp 2 years ago
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I pray to Jesus Christ to end your grandpa's life and to end yours too...hahaha
nokturnalmortom666 2 years ago
Atheism hurts the economy!!! The superstitious demographic needs to stay alive, so the rabbit's feet, lucky candle, four-leaf clover, bible, qu'ran, and prayer amplifier industries stay afloat! And how else would all those struggling televangelists feed their families???? We religious folk need to hold on tight to our blind faith, or else we'll fall into an economic collapse!!!!
deathbyluxury 2 years ago 6
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your shirt is GAY
finalpie 2 years ago
his shirt is christian
Noone1505123 2 years ago
I'm praying, Edward! lol I hope it works :-)
godisabastard[dot]blogspot[dot]com - enjoy!
will8ace 2 years ago 2
"I picked up this devotional candle in the part of town where they have all the burritos" LMAO
AthensBlueG35 2 years ago 2
runnysmokey0304
You believe everything you see on spongebob too don't you?
2xsf 2 years ago 2
PEOPLE, I FOUND OUT HE IS DOING THIS FOR CRAPS AND GIGGLES. Enough with the negatives please
runnysmokey0304 2 years ago 2
You can't honestly expect that we're not going to pick on the idiots who can't figure him out, can you?
Instead of taking your lumps good-heartedly like so many others have, you just delete your comments so as to not look the fool. Too late. Suck it up and enjoy the rest of the show.
2xsf 2 years ago 2
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runnysmokey0304 2 years ago
GodIsImaginary . Com
Jimbodawg 2 years ago 7
Wait a minute...gawd ALWAYS listens to our prayers. Just because he doesn't choose to answer them doesn't mean he doesn't hear them. He's malevolent like that.
enigmatically 2 years ago 2
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Do you enjoy being miserable?
Letsmakeasamich 2 years ago
I don't see any problem with money draining from Xtians to go into a satirist's pocket. it is their failure to not know where their ads are being displayed
enigmatically 2 years ago 2
don't blaspheme teh science ;)
enigmatically 2 years ago
* yes you are krazy
kongx13 2 years ago
Hahahahaha. A lot of bedpans to fill. Love the videos.
ppetrovi 2 years ago
this is no time to be selfish cause as long as grandapa survives i wont have to be sad.......thats being selfish dumbass if i couldnt do anything for myself i would want to die...
Hellimp14 2 years ago
This wasn't real. He was just explaining how religious persons do - for the wrong reasons.
CALICOTV301 2 years ago
3:07 :) ed current in pain! Did he say flatulate?
quadplaya07 2 years ago
flagellate-whip urself like monks did in the middle ages so god would love them more
ScarsonTankian 2 years ago
think the davinci code
mj1903ikjshdj 2 years ago
flagellate. it means beating the human body. grow up.
kyebean 2 years ago
is it me or does this guy seem like hes trying to make fun of christians.
but hes a christian . . . . . sooo i dont think i like what this guys is doin.
NickolasLacey 2 years ago
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You're joking, right?
HeyDuffy459 2 years ago
yeah, just like you are right?
NickolasLacey 2 years ago
I take it you haven't watched many of his videos.
Gamechamp3000 2 years ago
Nooooooo...
Not at. He's just taking that magical book in his hands and praying that his granpa lives after he says one sentence "I PRAY THAT MY GRANPA LIVES..."
As they say, prayer works.
I prayed for a million dollars and it came. Oh wait, not it didn't.
Well, I pray for peace on earth and it came. Oh wait, no it didn't.
Well, I pray for a new care and it came, oh wait, no it didn't.
Wait...maybe prayer doesn't work
CALICOTV301 2 years ago 2
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God does not give you a billion dollars or a brand new house when you ask for it instead he gives you what you need.
God does not give world peace instead he let us humans to start to love,unite and interact as one species.
God does not give you a million dollars instead he chooses what is best for you.
Because HE does not want to give us what we want instead he gives what is best for us.
kidasterorig111 2 years ago
If you pray for it? Or in general?
Is this from the bible or is this your own answer. Without giving me answers from the bible, tell me your own.
This and every other answer to this is in the bible. Why? Because over the years, people have been asking questions and every year they come up with an answer.
Why do you think they have different versions and are printed yearly?
Because, if we get these in as many hands as possible, the world will be in the trance and live righteous. Still wrong
CALICOTV301 2 years ago
I prayed for my mother not to die, she died.
Her sister commited suicide soon after.
I was TEN YEARS OLD.
God NEEDS for a TEN YEAR OLD to lose her MOTHER and aunt?!
What the fuck?!
If God IS real, I don't want to be part of his suck ass religion!
dawningsun 2 years ago 32
exact same thing happened to me, I no longer believe that God exists and I spit on him if he does exist. God is the one that needs to go to Hell.
runnysmokey0304 2 years ago 2
@dawningsun dear friend, please forgive the bad thingsthat god gave because if he never lets bad thing happen to you then you would not be his true child so please thank him for letting you be his true child look up verse hebrews 12:17
superionoptimus 1 year ago
@superionoptimus i new some insane christian would reply and say something like that to him.......stfu you dumb ass fucker
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
@gerudgutierrez shut up bitch no one likes you
superionoptimus 1 year ago
@superionoptimus actually....thats why all of edwards videos have more likes then dislikes...and the people liking them are atheist...so people like me more then you...you dumb ass fucker so people like me....not you....you are insane so please go away p.s. im blocking you nut case
gerudgutierrez 1 year ago
hes no christian
SomeoneTakeMyIdea 2 years ago
Reminds me of when I was a teenager, and my religious grandmother had a severe stroke, and was in a vegetative state. My very Christian mother and uncle (her brother) kept her on a feeding tube for over a year in a nursing home till she died, draining every last dime of her home, insurance, and savings. While I couldn't help worry that she was possibly aware and physically imprisoned in a lifeless immobile body. Religious people ARE so messed up, selfish, and fearful.
EmeraldView 2 years ago 21
dont genralize your view on christians based on a fool's actions.
NickolasLacey 2 years ago
All christians blindly follow a book of fairy tails. They are all fools in this regard.
lulzmoney99 2 years ago 4
i would be careful.
just because make a decision on what to believe dosnt call us fools.
every person makes those kinds of decisions.
NickolasLacey 2 years ago
some people don't make the choice themselves, only blindly follow it because their parents and friends want them to, and tell them that it's right.
portecar000 2 years ago 3
*matter of opinion.
jeremyoyer 2 years ago
Hes 94 hes gonna die
DARKxFANGx21 2 years ago
god cant interfere with life on earth
InsanityArising 2 years ago
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